Since I don’t have money to go to college, I have no choice but to slay dragons. Chapter nine hundred and twentieth seven: the disturbing boys and girls
Chapter nine hundred and twentieth seven: the disturbing boys and girls
The deep dish pizza is already here. Just like what Su Xiaoqiang said, it has a very American flavor. The so-called American flavor probably means that it is more powerful and has a caliber that is as thick as three fingers. Have you ever seen it with all the toppings on it?
Full of sweet and delicious red sauce, cheese and red sausage, the 14-inch size is enough for 4 to 5 people to enjoy.
Now that the chat has started, there is nothing to be polite about. Lu Mingfei rolled up his sleeves and cut off a piece. When he smelled the aroma of pizza, he couldn't help it. Mainly because of the last time.
When he ate pizza, it was Sophie Ladd's Pizza House. Due to various reasons, he wanted to stop eating all the time and ended up eating only two or three small pieces of seafood pizza. He was not full at all.
No matter what, I can't let go of the opportunity to fight against the local tyrants this time. Besides, which local tycoon is not a fight? Compared with Zhao Menghua, the pizza that Su Xiaoqiang ordered had a different smell. The pizza that Zhao Menghua ordered always had a strange smell and was inedible.
Practical.
"Eat it all, eat it all, you're welcome." Lu Mingfei looked at the long cheese strings on the pizza he picked up and smiled. The not-so-warm evening breeze blew on the street, and the bright street lights stretched the cheese strings.
The shadow cast on the table looks extremely attractive.
"Brother, don't just eat pizza, eat more chili peppers. Pizza needs to be paired with chili peppers to make it delicious." Xia Mi obviously had a different taste and strongly recommended barbecue sauce to Lu Mingfei.
Lu Mingfei was not fooled by the spicy barbecue sauce when he ate chicken wings before. He refused while biting the pizza.
"Junior sister, there is essentially no difference between tricking someone into eating chili peppers and tricking someone into being gay, because whether the person being tricked likes it or not, his butt will be very sore the next day."
"Wow! Senior brother, you are so disgusting." Xia Mi's eyes widened, and he still couldn't get rid of the former one after all the bad words.
"How can this be called disgusting!" Lu Mingfei opened his eyes wide and blushed. He had always been very tight-lipped when he said bad things to others, but suddenly being disliked by his junior sister Mingpai made him feel ashamed.
"This is eating!" Xia Mi took a bite of pizza righteously, but he didn't see how his appetite was affected.
Chu Zihang and Lin Nian didn't talk to each other. They finally understood that Xia Mi and Lu Mingfei seemed to have accidentally collided with each other. However, the men had a lot of bad words and called them bad boys and bad people. When the gender was changed to a girl, they were also taller.
If you have to say something that is touching and beautiful, if you are full of high-pitched words and off-line, then you are called clever and eccentric.
It was obvious that Xia Mi, who was holding a hand and singing a cross talk at the table, was pretty enough. The pink color of the off-shoulder T-shirt was a little dazzled by the street lights. Maybe even a bird couldn't stand on it. He had a piece of pizza in his left hand and a cup of Coke in his right hand.
, a bite of pizza and a bite of Coke, the face illuminated by the light behind the glass window seemed to be painted with seductive makeup, and the stars in the two dark eyes were full of joy.
The advantage of bloodline in mate selection and reproduction has been magnified to the extreme by this girl. Even among mixed-race species, just in terms of the appearance given by bloodline, she can be regarded as the group that enjoys the benefits of bloodline the most. Among women, she can be compared with her.
The comparison is probably with the Baroness of the Laurent family.
"If you really mean it's disgusting, that's what the academy taught you." Lu Mingfei muttered, still unable to escape the pain of being slandered and disgusted by his junior sister.
"Well, the courses in the college are strange?" Xia Mi, a freshman, expressed doubts.
"It's weirder than you think, but don't blame me for being disgusting when you say it." Lu Mingfei twitched his eyebrows and looked at Xia Mi disdainfully. Although he said he was afraid of making the other party disgusted, in fact he was probably afraid
Girls don't give themselves a chance to make themselves sick.
"Senior brother, just say it, I can withstand it." Xia Mi slapped his chest hard, as if he was choking because of the rush.
"The tradition of our college is that true knowledge comes from practice, so most courses emphasize practical exercises. If you can do experiments, you will never teach textbooks." Lu Mingfei said in a low voice, "In the chemistry class, the professor in charge of teaching in order to make the students
We fully understand the composition of explosives and dangerous substances, and advocate that we refine white phosphorus ourselves in the classroom."
"Refining white phosphorus? Do you use red phosphorus to heat it until it sublimates and condenses to extract it?" Xia Mi was curious.
"Junior sister has good chemistry skills." Lu Mingfei was a little surprised.
"I was the representative of both chemistry and physics classes in high school!" Xia Mi said brightly.
"In short, it's not as simple as you think, but at first we thought the laboratory would prepare red phosphorus or something for us. But when we arrived at the laboratory, the bastard professor only threw a gas mask to each of us, and then told us The toilet ends fifty meters after turning right out the door! He also specifically asked us to see that each of us has extracted at least 1g of white phosphorus before the end of get out of class, otherwise we will fail the final chemistry course!"
"Ah, your professor won't let you do that." Xia Mi seemed to have guessed something, his expression was very exciting.
"It's what you think!" Lu Mingfei looked sad. At the same time, he was glad that Xia Mi knew what happened next, so he didn't have to say it in person at the dinner table. At the same time, he bit into the pizza angrily and complained, "See you.
Damn it, they are still doing 'alchemy and chemistry', they have completely lost all their skills in alchemy! My gas mask fell off while I was doing the experiment, and when I took a breath and woke up, I was already in the infirmary, pumping water!"
Lu Mingfei, who couldn't help but talk about the whole course, suddenly paused and realized something. He looked at Xia Mi, the new student, who seemed to have not enrolled yet. In other words, the Abraham blood contract was all in black and Latin.
The slave contract hasn’t been signed yet? Doesn’t the fact that you mentioned forbidden words reveal the secret of the mixed-race world?
"Actually, strictly speaking, that class can be regarded as an orthodox alchemy chemistry experiment. Hennig Brand, an alchemist in Hamburg, Germany, first discovered the existence of white phosphorus in 1669. It was extracted from urine.
The idea that led him to do this experiment was that he thought the color of urine was golden, and gold might be extracted from it, but he did not expect that white phosphorus was accidentally extracted," Chu Zihang said.
"And you have the nerve to talk about it." Su Xiaoqiang couldn't hold it back any longer, she held her forehead and glared at him, "After you passed out, everyone in the classroom was watching your 'S' level show, and it was me and Lingba.
You carried me to the infirmary!"
"It was just an accident, I didn't want it either!"
"Who asked you to look at the blowtorch so close, and your mask was stained by the smoke, and who would have thought that you would dare to take it off and wipe it in that kind of 'gas chamber'?"
Lu Mingfei was speechless. He turned around and found that Xia Mi, who was listening to the side, was already full of interest. He just had to write the words "I am very curious", probably to embarrass Senior Brother Lu.
The deeds have a 100% desire for knowledge.
"Can't we say this in front of freshmen? How about changing the topic?" Lu Mingfei tried to change the topic.
"It's okay, she's a preparatory student." Lin Nian on the side slowly helped Su Xiaoqiang tear the pizza, "In BJ's preparatory class, she has already learned part of the freshman knowledge in advance, including but not limited to 'Dragon Genealogy' and 'Alchemy'
Chemistry' and 'Magic Mechanics', maybe she now has a deeper understanding of alchemical chemistry than you do. As far as I know, the preparatory class also has experimental classes, but they are much easier than the regular classes in the college, such as going to an abandoned car yard
Remove spark plugs and extract platinum with a purity of over 95% or something."
"Are you kidding me? There is such a thing as a preparatory class in Cassel College?" Lu Mingfei opened his mouth wide, looking at Xia Mi with a smile on his face, he felt that this little white rabbit junior sister suddenly stopped being white, and was all black when cut open.
, and the previous sense of superiority that came from "understanding the dark side of the world" are all just pretentious?
"You are really just being sentimental. Students in the preparatory class will be consulted on whether to sign the Blood Pact of Abraham when they are selected. The gate of Kassel has been opened to them in advance, and there will be no enrollment on the CC1000 express.
Training, this is the orthodox admissions process, yours and mine are considered atypical." Lin Nian nodded, he had always enjoyed doing it without leaving a trace, so maybe this was ironclad.
True friends.
"It's okay, senior brother. In my eyes, you are still very handsome, full of mystery and curiosity." Xia Mi clenched his fist to encourage senior brother Lu, who was wilting and losing his dream.
"Are you curious about the embarrassing things that happened to your senior brother?" Lu Mingfei said quietly.
"Senior Brother Lu, you guys should be considered a small group, right?" Xia Mi asked.
"Ah, well, we are all members of the Lion Heart Club." Lu Mingfei said
In fact, this statement has Lu Mingfei's selfishness in it. The Lion Heart Club can be considered a big group after all. It is the number one violent student club in Cassel College. But the school girl thinks that he, Lu Mingfei, is involved with the Lion Heart Club.
The president, Princess Austin, and the aces of the execution department are a "small group". This sense of recognition still makes Lu Mingfei feel secretly happy.
"I've heard a saying that in a small group, there must be a facade. The doers and the atmosphere group must be senior brothers Lin Nian and Chu. Are they the doers?" Xia Mi looked at the table with his fingers.
Lin Nian and Chu Zihang didn't answer while eating, but Lu Mingfei nodded in agreement. If a first-generation species jumped out on the street next to where they were eating pizza, then it would be these two who would lift the table and draw a knife to fight.
A ruthless person.
"Senior is just the facade. After all, senior is so beautiful!" Xia Mi looked at Su Xiaoqiang again.
Lu Mingfei thought to himself that the facade is just a vase. What you said is really high in emotional intelligence. But thinking about it carefully, it seems that Su Xiaoqiang is not really a vase now. After all, the commissioner's certificate issued by the execution department is not fake. Although he has always suspected that Su Xiaoqiang left.
There is an assessment of the Executive Department that can only be passed through the back door, but in general, there is absolutely no one who can pass the assessment. The commissioners of the martial arts faction of the Executive Department are all capable of defeating an armed squad with their guns drawn.
But then again, are there really any women around Lin Nian who are pure vases? The last person who everyone thought was a vases gave the entire top management of Kassel College a surprise, and if nothing else, he arrived.
Now she is still moving in secret. Maybe when they are eating pizza, there will be a lazy blonde girl lying on the roof of a certain building, basking in the moonlight, holding a telescope, and holding a quick pizza in her mouth.
If that girl could still appear on the table, it would be a conflict of attributes with Xia Mi, but in the end, it is very likely that they would sit together, hugging their shoulders, toasting Coke, and laughing. When lonely people meet, they will wander separately, so they are lonely, and
Happy people gather together to form a noisy world.
While eating, Lin Nian occasionally whispered a few words to Su Xiaoqiang that no one else could hear, and from time to time he took care of Xia Wang, who was restless across from him. Lu Mingfei and Xia Mi were still talking about each other, since the topic was brought up.
When it comes to embarrassing things, mention every embarrassing thing about anyone.
First, I started with the president of the student union. He said that he had been sparring with Lin Nian every three days to improve his practical skills. No matter how hard he fought, he would lose. The most recent one was even more of a comedy. He wanted to use the ground-breaking 540-degree roundhouse kick of Brazilian war dance to steal the show.
Then he turned 180 degrees and was kicked out by Lin Nian.
Angers, who was watching and giving guidance as an actual combat coach, called him a good boy. Even if he wasn't completely sure, he wouldn't dare to leak his back to Lin Nian. How dare you, Caesar?
Xia Mi laughed so hard that her branches trembled and asked, "Is there more?" Lu Mingfei said, "Yes, yes." Then he suddenly turned around and saw Su Xiaoqiang, who had been laughing happily at the joke, and smiled strangely.
Su Xiaoqiang sensed Mr. Lu's ill intentions and said with a raised eyebrow, "What do I have to say? Everything I did at Kassel College was fair and open. What professor wouldn't praise me as a model student after seeing me?"
I spent the free day in the library making up lessons (Lin Nian is the tutor)!
Lu Mingfei sneered, and immediately reached for his phone to log into the college's BBS, and found a short video in the topic column of #我hateSuxiaoqiang#.
When Su Xiaoqiang was still wondering what it was, Lin Nian on the side reached over to get the phone but failed to grab it. Lu Mingfei had learned the lesson and didn't intervene when he took the phone. The phone case was covered with oil.
Lin Nian hesitated for a moment but before he could move his hand, the other party withdrew his hand.
So the video started to play. Who was the protagonist in it, not Su Xiaoqiang? It was just Su Xiaoqiang sitting on a chair in the infirmary, wearing a white striped hooded sweatshirt, with some abnormal redness on his face, and two originally clear eyes.
His eyes were also a little distracted.
Su Xiaoqiang was startled and thought it was some bad video of AI face-changing that had been processed by Norma, but he didn't expect that his own voice immediately sounded in the video, and his head suddenly twitched as he remembered what it was.
Lin Nian didn't say anything. He got up and went to the store to pick up a Coke. He didn't want to see the bloodbath on the table. The video was recorded after Su Xiaoqiang had his wisdom teeth removed in the college infirmary. It might be that the anesthesia was a bit harsh, or Su Xiaoqiang was resistant to anesthesia.
It is too weak, resulting in the patient's consciousness being blurred for a long time after the operation, which means he is DEBUFFed by dementia.
The video is very short, but the content is very interesting. It was probably after Su Xiaoqiang was sent out to rest that Lin Nian came to visit after class. As soon as he walked up to him, the little goddess looked at him as if he was dumbfounded, and then talked to him, next to him.
Only when the person leaned over did she hear clearly that she was asking Lin Nian who are you?
It was the first time that Lin Nian saw the little goddess being so harmonious. At that time, Lin Nian didn't hold back and said calmly: I am your boyfriend.
Then the girl burst into joy, giggling happily, as happy as if she had a boyfriend for nothing. She even told Lin Nian in front of everyone that you are my boyfriend and you want me to kiss you, just once.
I don’t know whether they kissed each other in the end, because Su Xiaoqiang snatched his phone and forced him to exit the video. Lu Mingfei also understood that if there really is a "vase, embryo-killing and complaining slave" in their small group, then Su Xiaoqiang is definitely not a vase, because that
As soon as he got started, Lu Mingfei's face was pressed into the pizza. Senior Brother Lu had both the vase and the Tucao servant, so he was considered a rare commodity.
It was so noisy that Lu Mingfei almost got thrown onto the table. Xia Mi looked at the excitement and seemed to be eager for the two of them to fight.
The pizza maker was a little frustrated, and the way he looked at Lu Mingfei didn't look right.
At the far end of the dining table, Chu Zihang was quietly cutting the pizza he had dragged over earlier to eat. He lowered his head and cut a clean piece to give to Xiawang, but when he looked up, he found that Xiawang had already taken mental measures and held a piece of pizza.
A whole piece of flattened deep-dish pizza was stuffed into his mouth. His cheeks were bulging, like a squirrel storing food in winter. His blue eyes were watery, as if the cheese on the pizza had melted away.
It saves trouble. He thought to himself, and then put down the stuck pizza. A car happened to pass by with low beam lights on the roadside, and the light flashed away, casting everyone's shadow on the red canopy overhead.
With his peripheral vision in the light, he accidentally glanced at Xia Mi, who was sitting at the table under the light and applauding Su Xiaoqiang's violent beating of Lu Mingfei. The bright passing car lights combed her black hair, and those strands of hair
The scattered shadows on the side of the face were like the silhouettes of thin branches, and for some reason I felt that the summer cicadas on the trees would start chirping again the next moment.
Xia Mi seemed to have noticed Chu Zihang's gaze and turned to look at him. She put on a smiling expression and opened her mouth to say something, but at this moment Chu Zihang picked up the cup in front of her and stood up:
"I'll get some Coke."
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ps: The Chicago chapter will have a main storyline and a lot of daily life, and it will detail the youth that Lin Nian and the others should have experienced.