Chapter 401 Seeing an old dog laying the coffin horizontally and seeing how this beast was buried
At this time, Liu Xuan said indifferently, "Young Master Qin, aren't you here to offer incense to Elder Tao? After offering incense, please come back quickly."
‘I don’t want to wait any longer!’ Qin Feng retorted secretly.
Of course he didn't dare to say this, otherwise if he angered these two old guys, he would have to shed his skin even if he died.
Then Qin Feng took the nine sticks of incense, bowed perfunctorily, and wanted to leave.
At this moment, a deafening crackling sound suddenly came from outside the door.
Just like setting off firecrackers during the New Year to add to the celebration?
What followed was a burst of gongs and drums, playing and playing for fun?
You know, the Jiao family is currently holding a funeral, and the atmosphere is pursuing silence and sadness.
But the festive tones coming from outside directly destroyed the atmosphere.
This is undoubtedly very disrespectful to the deceased!
Jiao Taisheng was furious, "Come here! Come here! What happened outside?"
But I saw a Jiao family servant running in hurriedly, "Master, master! There is a congratulatory team coming outside!"
"What?" Jiao Taisheng was stunned for a moment, "Congratulations to the team?"
"Yes! The congratulatory team! They beat gongs and drums, wore red and colorful clothes, and set off firecrackers, saying they came to congratulate us!"
Jiao Taisheng's mouth twitched wildly.
What the hell is this?
There is a death in their family, and they are holding a funeral, but someone is beating gongs and drums, wearing red and colorful clothes, and coming to congratulate them?
This is crazy...
Jiao Taisheng looked at Xuan Ming who was coming next to him, and saw that their faces were terrifyingly gloomy.
Jiao Taisheng was horrified and said, "Quickly, drive them all away!"
As soon as Jiao Taisheng finished speaking, there was a loud explosion.
The front door of the Jiao family collapsed directly as if it had been hit by something heavy.
Then, I saw a congratulatory team, including those who played suona, some who beat gongs, and some who played drums.
They were all wearing big red robes, with extremely festive smiles on their faces, and they were like a fish.
The leader was holding a bamboo pole with a string of firecrackers hanging from it.
As he lit it, another burst of crackling sound resounded throughout the Jiao family compound.
Seeing this, everyone in the Jiao family almost stared out of their eyes.
The expressions on their faces are each more wonderful than the last.
What's going on here?
Is this really the Hexi team?
Beating gongs and drums, wearing red and colorful clothes, and even crazy firecrackers?
Who did this?
Don’t you know that the Jiao family is having a funeral?
If the other party did it intentionally.
This taste is too bad and vulgar, right?
"Hahaha……"
At this moment, another hearty laughter came.
Looking for a reputation, I saw a young man with a jade-like face and a dignified appearance. He smiled warmly and walked leisurely in the courtyard, slowly coming.
Behind him were a man and a woman who were also smiling.
As they walked towards the Jiao family, who were wearing sackcloth and mourning on both sides of the road, they raised their hands and congratulated them.
"congratulations!"
"congratulations!"
"Congratulations, congratulations!"
Everyone in the Jiao family, you look at me, I look at you, they all look confused.
Until the three of them walked to the hall and stood in front of Jiao Taisheng and others.
"Everyone, I'm very happy to congratulate you. It's really very gratifying and congratulatory!"
Jiao Taisheng's mouth twitched wildly: "..."
The eyebrows of the two elders Xuan Ming jumped wildly: "..."
"presumptuous!"
Suddenly, Liu Xuan shouted angrily, "Boy, who are you, and what is the purpose of this action?"
"Can't you tell? Of course I'm here to congratulate you." Chen Qi replied lightly.
Liu Ming swore directly, "Congratulations? Where is your congratulations? Someone died here, and you came to congratulate me?"
"It's because you died that I came to congratulate you."
Liu Ming: "..."
Chen Qi glanced at the coffin in the hall, "The person lying there is the elder, Tao Jingwu?"
"So what?"
"That's right." Chen Qi smiled.
"Since it's a congratulatory event, the gift is indispensable. White Tiger?"
Bai Hu understood and clapped his hands, "Bring over the congratulatory gift!"
Then I saw a few men walking up, holding three volumes of something like couplets in their hands.
"This couplet was written by Chen himself. It's a little show of shame. I hope you can give me some advice."
Chen Qi waved his hand, and several men started a couplet.
Everyone looked intently, but it was better not to look. At this glance, each one seemed to have been struck by a thunderbolt, and the thunder made them burnt on the outside and tender on the inside.
Only seen.
The first couplet reads: I saw an old dog laying his coffin horizontally.
The second line reads: Look how this beast is buried
Hengpi: die well
"This, this is crazy..."
The two elders Xuan Ming,
His face was twisted with anger, and his chest seemed to be rising and falling with rage.
Jiao Taisheng and everyone else in the Jiao family were so shocked that they didn’t know what to say!
Even Qin Feng, who was an outsider, felt it was too inappropriate.
This couplet is obviously written for the deceased Tao Jingwu and Elder Tao.
It’s okay to compare it to an ‘old dog’ and a ‘beast’, but also use ‘die well’ as a horizontal comment!
How is this disrespectful to the deceased?
This is clearly about whipping corpses!
For a moment, Qin Feng just felt that his brain was not enough.
He has seen people seeking death, but he has never seen someone so bold and willing to commit suicide to such an extent!
Doesn't Chen Qi know who the two elders Xuan Ming are?
Doesn't Chen Qi know what kind of person is lying there?
Are you tired of living so boldly?
Chen Qi raised his eyebrows slightly when he saw everyone's expressions, "Why, are you not satisfied with the couplet I wrote?"
"That's unreasonable!" Liu Xuan shouted loudly.
The sounds gathered into a terrifying wave, shaking the whole hall and making it buzz.
I saw him pointing at Chen Qi angrily, "Boy! Who sent you here? How dare you openly humiliate me? Believe it or not, I will tear out your bones!"
As the saying goes, the dead are the most important.
Chen Qi's actions humiliated the deceased to the extreme.
And lying there was an elder!
Chen Qi and his entourage put up such a battle today, which not only insulted Tao Jingwu, but also insulted them!
Looking at what Chen Qi said before, it is clear that he has known their identities for a long time.
But he is still so unscrupulous!
This, I didn't take them seriously at all.
Therefore, Liu Xuan concluded that Chen Qi must have been instructed by others. Otherwise, how could he have the courage as a young boy?
"I am not sent here by anyone, I am who I am. By the way, I forgot to introduce myself. My surname is Chen, which is a strange character."
"Who the hell do I care who you are?" Liu Ming was furious, "If you dare to act wild in front of us, you will die without mercy!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Liu Ming's eyes widened.
A stronger pressure than before that suppressed Qin Feng spurted out from his body.
Wow~~~
A sudden strong wind blew up, and everyone in the Jiao family was scattered in all directions, as if they had been hit by a typhoon.
Tables, chairs and benches were scattered everywhere.