In the blink of an eye, two years have passed and time flies.
"Little Ye Ye, as the saying goes, a grain of sand can fill up the sea, and a blade of grass can cut down the sun, moon and stars!"
Li An squatted in front of seven-year-old Ye Fan and preached to him.
In the past two years, Little Ye Ye has grown very fast and is much stronger than other children of the same age. He is known as the Little Barbarian in the kindergarten.
Ye Fan immediately pursed his lips and didn't believe it at all. Did he still think he was a five-year-old child?
In the past two years, he has been following Li An, but he has never seen him perform any magical methods. He is still a complete lazy person. He even has to deliver food to him every day, but he still says that he has been repelled and can do it.
In the realm of gods who swallow the essence of heaven and earth and have long since stopped eating, they taste these folk fireworks just to satisfy their appetites.
It was obviously pure bluffing, but my parents, who couldn't stand it, actually believed it.
Sooner or later you will be exposed as an old liar!
On weekdays, little Ye Fan also wanted to expose him by asking Li An to teach him the magical Taoist powers that he described as miraculous. However, Li An was sent to see those things on the grounds that your foundation was not solid.
Obscure books.
Although he was not taught Taoism, perhaps because he has read a lot of ancient Taoist books in the past two years, his little mind has become more and more intelligent, and his IQ is far beyond that of children of the same age, and he is almost known as a child prodigy.
But it is precisely because I have read so many books that I have gained a self-understanding of the world.
Seven-year-old Ye Fan knew that those magical powers of reaching for the stars and the moon were all false and could not exist.
Therefore, I no longer believe in Li An's words. Wherever there is any cultivation of immortality, it is all fake.
This old magic stick also said that one blade of grass can kill the sun, moon and stars. Bah, can you pull some more? Not even the ancients can do it.
"Old...Uncle Li, look at the sky."
Ye Fan almost said "old liar" and hurriedly stopped, otherwise he would be beaten on the butt. He stretched out his finger and pointed at the sky.
"What's wrong?"
Li An asked.
"There is a herd of cows flying in the sky!"
Ye Fan had a serious face and said seriously
Li An's nose was so angry that he learned the yin and yang strangeness at a young age. Who did he learn it from?
The boy from Nancun bullied me because I am old and weak. I am so angry!
"well!"
Li An stood up and put his hands behind his back, and his whole demeanor changed in an instant.
This transformation, from an old liar, to a real god...stick.
"Climb the road to heaven, walk in song, and cover the sky with a snap of your fingers!"
Li An put his hands behind his back, looked at the sky and spoke softly.
"Little Ye Zi, do you really think I'm a liar? Cultivating Taoism is the crystallization of wisdom left by our ancestors from ancient times, and it's not about strange powers and delusions."
Although it was only a few words, he said it seriously and seriously, making people have the urge to believe.
Even if the facts in his words are too outrageous, it will make people wonder whether their own vision is too shallow to understand.
Seven-year-old Ye Fan was obviously frightened and began to doubt whether the mysterious path of Taoism really existed in this world.
"Is it possible that I really blamed Uncle Li wrongly? He is a truly upright person?"
Ye Fan was confused. It was because the temperament of Li An in front of him had changed too quickly. His detached temperament really looked like that of a successful monk.
Such a person, just by looking at him, makes you feel that he is not a liar.
"Little Ye Zi, haven't you always wanted to see the magical powers I mentioned?"
Li An spoke indifferently, with a cold expression on his face, completely different from his down-to-earth image just now.
Ye Fan swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and his little body became excited.
Is it possible that all the supernatural powers Uncle Li mentioned are true?
How can I hold the sun and the moon in my hands and pick the stars? There is no one like me in the world.
Why didn't Li Daoqing give birth to me? The way of swordsmanship is as long as the night. The sword comes!
Why turn your back on all sentient beings and be arbitrary for eternity...
…
Thinking of the words Li An once said, Ye Fan's eyes widened and he stared at him, not daring to miss a single thing.
Who hasn’t had a martial arts dream, flying over eaves and walls to retrieve objects from across the sky, let alone using more advanced immortal methods than this?
Although seven-year-old Ye Fan has read a lot of books, he firmly believes that there is no such thing as cultivating immortals in this world. Only science is true. Even if there are some mysterious things that are not understood by people, as long as they are rigorously scientific,
Research will be explained in a scientific way.
But even the most staunch materialist still has some mysterious expectations left in his heart, not to mention the seven-year-old Ye Fan, who is already the most fantasy-filled age.
"Even if there is no such thing as flying to the sky, burning mountains and boiling seas, as long as it can simply emit flames, I will believe it."
Ye Fan thought to himself, looking expectantly at Li An with his hands behind his back.
Li An was so extraordinary that he stood there with his hands behind his back, just like a banished immortal.
This couldn't help but make the seven-year-old Ye Fan look forward to it even more. This perfectly satisfied his imagination of a Taoist. It would be great if Uncle Li had a mouth.
"Watch it, little leaf!"
Li An put his hands behind his back and said to Ye Fan.
"Great!"
Little Ye Fan's eyes widened, and the expectations in his heart were already full.
Are you finally going to see another mysterious world?
He seemed to see a door slowly opening in front of him. As long as he stepped into this door, his little fantasy would come true.
When you succeed in practicing Taoism with Uncle Li, you must first cure yourself of the problem of peeing every night...!
Although he had not yet seen Li An perform the magical Taoist skills he talked about, the serious Li An convinced Little Yezi at this moment, and he imagined in his heart what it would be like to become a monk.
But soon, the road construction had not even started yet, and Xiao Ye Fan's heart was about to collapse.
In the eyes of seven-year-old Ye Fan, he only saw the outstanding Li An, who was standing with his hands behind his back. He bent down and stretched out his right hand to pull up a weed from the ground.
"?"
A big question mark appeared in little Ye Fan's heart.
Aren’t you going to demonstrate Taoism? Why are you pulling out weeds?
When Ye Fan was puzzled, he saw Li An standing up again after pulling up the weed.
Then he held the ordinary weed and waved it casually a few times in front of him.
Then, as if his hands were tired from waving these few times, he threw the weeds on the ground and let them go.
Then he put his right hand behind his back again and looked up at the sky with an unfathomable look.
Ye Fan looked at Li An's movements in confusion, his little head filled with doubts.
It turns out this is Taoism...what a ghost!
After waiting for a long time, nothing happened. I thought there was some sword energy tearing apart the earth and breaking through the sky, but it turned out that it was not as loud as my own fart.
Seven-year-old Ye Fan's little face turned red with anger. It was in vain that he had been looking forward to it just now. He almost believed that this old liar was really a master of the world!
Return my feelings!
Little Ye Zi was so angry that she almost wanted to turn around and ignore this old liar.
But he still resisted doing so. Looking at Li An, who was still pretending to be an expert, he asked with a cold smile on his face: "Is this your magical power?"
"That's right, Little Leaf Uncle Li, I just used a piece of grass to kill a few stars in the distant star field." Li An's face was not red, his heart was not beating, and he said with a cold and arrogant face when the little guy asked,
Like a peerless master, he made a cut-in-half gesture.
Your uncle's!
Seven-year-old Ye Fan's little nose was almost crooked with anger. This was so irritating.
I really thought he was still wetting the bed when he was five years old...ah, I, Ye Fan, never wet the bed.
That wasn't the bed I peed on, it was the little sister next door who peed when she came to play.
Anyway, you old liar, just brag as hard as you can. It’s okay for you to say that you are the strongest person in the entire universe.
"Hahaha, you, Uncle Li, and I are so good!" Li An said with a smile, no longer maintaining the image of a lonely master, "As long as you follow me and practice Taoism well, you can kill all the sun, moon and stars with a single blade of grass in the future!"
"Learn from you? I think you're either going to make me a fool or a master!"
Little Ye Fan muttered in his mouth, if this old liar hadn't always been able to get some very ancient Taoist scriptures, he would have stopped learning Taoism from him.
Sure enough, there is no magic in this world, only science is the eternal god!
Young Ye Fan firmly believed in safeguarding the core values of materialism and resolutely opposed feudal and superstitious folk culture.
"Hey, you little guy still thinks that I can't lie to you, Uncle Li."
Li An looked at Xiao Zizi looking at him with a look of disdain on his face, and said with a nonchalant smile.
"Do not believe!"
Ye Fan looked contemptuous and didn't believe this old liar at all.
Even if there really is a mysterious and extraordinary power in this world, how could anyone be able to chop down a few stars with a piece of grass?
Is it really as easy as cutting a watermelon with a kitchen knife?
In the past two years, Xiao Yezi has not only read the ancient Taoist books that Li An threw to him, but with the inspiration in his head, the seven-year-old started to take the initiative to read other modern books.
Up to now, Ye Fan, who is only seven years old, has read all the textbooks in junior high school and mastered all the knowledge in them.
Naturally, we know how much energy is needed to destroy a planet.
Even mankind's most powerful weapon, nuclear bombs, can only wear off an insignificant layer of skin on the earth.
Even if the nuclear weapons of the entire human society are combined, it is impossible to destroy the earth under our feet. It can only scratch the itch.
And Li An said that a blade of grass can cut down the stars who don't know how far away. Just transmitting the material there will consume no one knows how much energy, not to mention that after the attenuation, it can be cut into two halves.
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This is an astronomical number.
"Uncle Li, if you can cut off the tree over there through the air, I will believe you once."
Ye Fan sneered with a small face and decided to give Li An another chance to prove himself.
"No, little Ye Zi, you, Uncle Li, and I are too powerful. I'm afraid if I can't control it well, I might split the earth in half with one sword."
Li An shook his head and refused.
Ye Fan rolled his eyes at Li An, and ran back towards his home with his small body.
What kind of excuse is this? You won’t even believe it!
How is this different from those bluffing qigong masters in the 1980s? Once someone wants to verify it, the qigong masters will say that I am using qigong to help the country lift two satellites.
"Oh, why don't you believe it!"
A smile appeared on Li An's face, with an expression on his face that no one believed him even though he told the truth.
Hehe, I told the truth. Little Yezi, you don’t believe it yourself. Don’t blame me in the future!
He raised his head and glanced at the sky again, as if he had crossed an endless space. In his eyes, in a dry star field, several ancient stars were chopped down, emitting endless light and heat at the moment of explosion.
"Master, so...so amazing!"
On the ground, Jiuye, who had buried himself in the soil again when little Ye Fan was not paying attention, sent out vague spiritual consciousness.