A humanoid creature with a disfigured face, crooked mouth, slanted eyes, one leg long and one short, and a deformed body appeared on this desolate land.
This deformed humanoid creature is none other than the future Emperor Ye Fan.
As for his transformation from a young man with red lips and white teeth to such a miserable and embarrassed appearance.
This has to start with a bra...
Since leaving Zhuofeng, Ye Fan has been cautious all the way, fearing to reveal the slightest clue.
But what?
I was so cautious and managed to survive once, but you made me lose so completely.
Blanch!
I don't know what happened, but he was discovered. The Ji family knights led by Ji Biyue chased him all the way, and hid in a panic and entered the fire realm.
Fortunately, he was extremely talented and not only escaped his pursuers, but also forged his own treasure, the Mother Qi Cauldron of All Things.
After practicing the Mother Qi Cauldron of All Things, he left the Fire Realm.
After leaving the Fire Realm, Ye Fan learned a piece of news that made his heart feel a little strange.
Nowadays, there are constant turmoil in the Northern Territory, all caused by the Source. Many monks in the Southern Territory want to try their luck and mine the Source Mine.
After Ye Fan learned the news, he also wanted to go to the Northern Territory.
Now that he has broken through to the secret realm of the Tao Palace, he needs to use the source to practice.
And because he is an ancient holy body, he needs a lot of sources. If he wants to get a lot of sources, he will undoubtedly go to the Northern Territory.
It was going smoothly at first, but someone from the Ji family recognized him midway.
Then there was the escape all the way, which was going well at first, but in the middle of the escape, Yao Xi, the Holy Lady of Fluctuating Light, popped up.
You said that you are not a good saint, why are you teasing me, a little monk?
After a "death struggle" between the two, Ye Fan successfully obtained a corset.
Is it okay now? I’ll lose my troops even if I lose my wife.
But not long after she was proud, the stinky bitch Yao Xi became unreasonable. Didn't she just take off a close-fitting bra?
What's all the fuss about.
As a good young man on earth, he has never seen any kind of bra, hollow, lace...
As for being so ashamed and angry? I just blew myself up.
Now that he has become so ugly, it is all because of that stinky bitch Yao Xi.
Almost everyone was gone.
Ye Yanzu, who asked him to be good, ended up in such a miserable end.
Speaking of which, Ye Fan got angry and finally changed from black to white. However, it didn't take long for him to almost lose his human form.
Humph, if that bitch Yao Xi falls into his hands in the future, let’s see how he handles it.
After arriving in the Northern Territory, he first worked as a gold miner for a few days, but in the end he encountered Yao Xi, a stinky bitch, and was scolded by a man with a big mouth and a nose as sharp as a dog's.
Okay, now everyone knows that the bra of the Holy Lady Shaking Light was pulled off by him.
Ye Fan wanted to yell, this bastard was so useless.
He immediately argued: "Tu Fei, you bandit, don't talk nonsense.
Fairy Yao Xi, I have admired you for a long time and have never felt any blasphemy. You are like a white moonlight in my heart, the most holy existence in the world."
It's really white, he promised.
The Holy Lady of Shaking Light wanted to shave Ye Fan off one by one, but she still had a smile on her face and said, "I can't afford your admiration."
Having said that, he was ruthless and ruthless.
Anyone who steps on a horse is caused by the bra.
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After escaping the pursuit of the Shaking Light Saint, Ye Fan came to a village.
Early in the morning.
Ye Fan was fully armed and quietly headed towards Zishan without Zhang Wuye noticing.
Before leaving, Ye Fan gave the two idiots repeated orders not to disclose his whereabouts to Zhang Wuye.
The two brothers, who were good at everything except their brains, nodded in agreement, patting their chests and promising that they would never reveal Ye Fan's whereabouts.
Only then did Ye Fan leave with peace of mind.
He learned about the existence of the Yuan Tian Shu from Master Zhang Wu in the village.
It is said that if you learn the Book of Heaven, you can have as much as you want.
This makes Ye Fan's heart beat wildly, otherwise the consumption of the source by his ancient holy body would be a bottomless pit.
He must obtain the Source Heaven Book so that his cultivation can improve quickly.
So, he decided to go to the Purple Mountain to look for the Book of Origin.
"Master Zhang Wu is just too old and has heard too many stories about ghosts and gods."
While in the village, Zhang Wuye kept emphasizing to Ye Fan that there was something very strange and extremely evil in the purple mountain.
Since ancient times, there has been no way out, no matter what, you must never step into this purple mountain.
However, how could Ye Fan believe these things.
"As a staunch materialist, I have been exposed to the red light since childhood, and now I have cultivated myself. As an outstanding young man of the 21st century, how could I believe in these ghosts and gods."
Ye Fan sneered at this, but before going to Zishan, he still took the stone clothes of Zhang Wuye and put them on.
According to Mr. Zhang Wu, this stone garment has the function of warding off evil spirits.
Sure enough, with one set on his body, Ye Fan immediately felt inexplicably relaxed all over his body.
However, just a piece of stone clothing could not reassure Ye Fan, so he went to the surrounding villages to purchase large quantities of evil-proof items such as garlic and glutinous rice.
He even carved more than a dozen crosses out of stone and hung them on his body. At the same time, he took out the bodhi seed that was suspected to be used by Buddha to achieve enlightenment and held it in his palm.
Suddenly, Ye Fan was surrounded by an unparalleled sense of security.
"To treat diseases, we need to combine Chinese and Western medicine, and to ward off evil spirits, we need to combine Chinese and Western medicine, bringing together the strengths of hundreds of schools of thought."
Ye Fan is very satisfied with his equipment: "Everything is for safety and no shame."
"This kid..."
Li An's Taoist body was hidden in the void. He was a little speechless when he saw this kid claiming that he was a materialist and not afraid of ghosts and gods, while putting all kinds of useful and useless things on his body.
And Ye Fan followed the route Zhang Wuye once revealed to him and came to the underground dragon vein.
Looking at the dark hole, which was bottomless, as if it were a big mouth that chose people to eat, he couldn't help but take a few deep breaths.
"I'm a materialist, and with so many evil things on my body, what kind of monsters can get close to me?"
Ye Fan cheered himself up, took a few deep breaths, closed his eyes, and jumped down.
Not long after, the strange sound of Ye Fan yelling came from the underground dragon veins.
"Zhuo, there is a ghost!"
"Why are so many bones turned into ashes? Could it be that they were all killed by evil spirits?"
"Damn, why are there vampire bats, and... what is this? Zombie?!"
"I'm warning you not to come here, Dawei Tianlong..."
Li An did not follow Ye Fan into the underground dragon vein.
At this moment, he was listening to Ye Fan's fussy and strange screams coming from the underground dragon veins, and the speechless look on his face became more and more intense.
The things in this underground dragon vein are just small things, they are some evil things that evolved from the filthy atmosphere of the underground, mixed with the divine energy in the purple mountain.
His fighting ability is not high, he can't stand on the stage, and he has no intelligence. With Ye Fan's current strength, these things pose no threat to him at all.
He listened to Ye Fan's voice in the underground and gradually faded away. He knew that Ye Fan had gone deep into the Purple Mountain, and he was ready to enter the Purple Mountain to have a look.
He took a step outside the Purple Mountain, and the lines appeared under his feet. The scene in front of him changed rapidly. With one step, he ignored the distance and obstacles and broke into the Purple Mountain.