Ling Ang pursed his lips, and then shouted loudly: "Aoshuang, because of you, my world is so perfect. Loving you is the greatest thing in my life."
Someone in the sister group shook their head, "Well... it's not sexy enough..."
Zheng Yan on the side smiled again and said: "Beauties, if you want to hear love words, please leave your mobile phone number. I will send you love words every day, and I guarantee that you will be sweet to your heart. Now lower the requirements a little, because my boss has never been in love.
There is still little experience.”
A piece of fireworks sprayed out from the door again, making Zheng Yan look like there was a colorful bird's nest hanging on his head.
Seeing that Zheng Yan was in trouble again, Ling Ang said quickly: "Okay, I'll continue."
He thought for a moment and shouted inside, "Aoshuang, I can skip meals every day and drink water every day, but I can't miss you every day."
"Yeah!" The sisters smiled with satisfaction, "Okay, let's continue to see if you have such luck."
Ling Ang raised his eyebrows, carefully picked one, and then cast his gaze at Qiao Manman inside. Qiao Manman immediately understood and secretly mouthed: no.
Ling Ang immediately let go of the rope and picked another one. Qiao Manman still made the same mouth shape.
Ling Ang secretly rejoiced, because three ropes denied two, so the last one was left.
Unexpectedly, Mo Qi noticed something strange and took the rope back, "The groom is suspected of cheating, so I just punished him."
Being discovered, Ling Ang knew he was in the wrong and smiled helplessly.
"Groom, you already know which rope it is, so just tell me the most disgusting one. When the sisters are satisfied, they will let you pass directly."
Ling Ang squeezed his eyebrows in distress, "Okay, let's say the most disgusting thing."
He took a slight breath and shouted loudly: "Aoshuang, I love you, I will love you until the end of the world, I will love you until the sea and stone are rotten, I will love you until the heaven and the earth become one."
"Okay" the sisters clapped happily, "the groom can't break his promise."
"Come on, since you love Aoshuang so deeply, let's sign this pledge." A certain sister handed over a document.
I saw densely packed treaties written on it.
First, insist on the absolute leadership of your wife. My wife and children always come first at home, second at work, and I am the last.
Second, conscientiously implement the "four sons" principle: treat your wife like a grandson, treat your mother-in-law like a filial son, eat like a mosquito, and work like a donkey.
Third, love your wife, be a civilized husband, "never hit back when hit, don't retaliate when scolded", and greet her with a smile or a cold one."
Fourth, sincerely accept your wife's emotional love and "don't talk to strangers", especially not to strange women. Of course, except for the old lady asking for directions.
Fifth, insist that your wife is always right. If she is wrong, I must have seen it wrong; if I have seen it right, my idea must have been wrong; if I have seen it right, as long as my wife does not admit it, my wife will not
Wrong; if my wife doesn't admit her mistake and I still say that she is wrong, then it is my fault. In short, my wife is always wrong.
Sixth, actively respond to the call of "six eggs". I can only look at my wife's face, kiss her face before going out, and keep her face close to her when sleeping. When I get old, I must not call her "idiot". If my wife calls her "bastard", I will just "get out"
”.
Jiang Li took a look and couldn't help but snicker, "How can this be more unequal than the Treaty of Xinhai?"