23. Chapter 23 Tong Raising Her Husband A God-like Friend
When Sui Yi arrived, he was carrying a rosewood food box, three stories high and about 20 centimeters in diameter, with the exterior carved with patterns of wishful thinking and continuous clouds.
Nowadays, there are all kinds of insulated lunch boxes that are convenient and easy to carry. Such food boxes seem to only appear in period films.
However, such a time-traveled thing matches his temperament very well, making the scene look more like a picture scroll with an elegant and ancient meaning.
Sui Yi opened the first layer of the food box, took out the porcelain plate and placed it on the table.
The object on the plate is about seven or eight centimeters in length, width and height. It has square corners, is as white as jade in color, and glows with a delicate and soft light. It is a piece of... tofu.
Sui Yi pointed at the piece of tofu and said with a smile, "I think so. Before the official filming starts, Miss Lan might as well practice first to see how she can achieve the effect of a slap without really hitting anyone at all."
He explained the rules as he spoke, "Using this piece of tofu as the standard, starting from tonight, Miss Lan only needs to hit it casually, and I will take care of everything else."
"If the tofu is cracked once, I will make one cut on your face, two cracks, three cuts, three cracks, two cuts... and so on."
Well, "worry".
"...How come there are three cuts but there are fewer cuts?" One of Yuan Yuan's bodyguards was too confused and had to interrupt him.
Sui Yi smiled modestly, "Because I'm not good at math."
"..." Isn't it so bad that I can't tell the difference between three and two...
But Sui Yi really had a good reason, "Don't you think my jokes can lighten the atmosphere at such a bloody moment?"
"..." So, was it actually a joke?
Everyone was speechless and swallowed, and their teeth were almost chattering.
It’s so cold that you’ll even cry at the bad jokes, okay?
Qi Xiuyuan now believes in the saying that birds of a feather flock together and people flock together.
Where did the child supporter meet such a weirdo...
"...Does your child adoptive husband have any slightly normal friends?" he asked Yuan Yuan beside him in a low voice.
Yuan Yuan thought for a while, "Do I count?"
"..." It can't be counted at all...
Qi Xiuyuan held his forehead in pain, he shouldn't have asked, there was too much water in his head...
In fact, other people on the set saw that something was not right, so they already knew how to protect themselves and hid aside, and did not hear the subsequent conversation.
Now the only people surrounding her are Yuan Yuan, her manager Qi Xiuyuan, her twenty bodyguards, and that husky that doesn't look at anyone, but has an extremely strong presence...
But Lan Xiaoxiao also felt very embarrassed.
She wanted to maintain her image and couldn't get angry in public. Her new manager stood up and stood in front of her. Instead of arguing with Sui Yi, he looked at Qi Xiuyuan with a sneer.
"Brother Qi, when everyone calls you brother, they respect your achievements and status in the industry. They don't follow the gangster tradition and worship big brother."
"But Brother Qi, what do you mean? Do you really think that you are a big boss in the industry and can be lawless?"
He didn't take the newcomer Yuan Yuan seriously at all, and thought Sui Yi was a helper brought in by Qi Xiuyuan.
Before Qi Xiuyuan spoke, Yuan Wan frowned and spoke first.
"I've been watching you for a long time. Why are you like this? Lan Xiaoxiao has a problem in her head and has no money to buy medicine. It's so hard to earn money for medicine while filming. She has been standing for such a long time. You don't even know how to use a chair.
Help her move?"
"You don't even take good care of your most important artist. You can't be considered a qualified manager at all. How can you blame Brother Qi!" When Sui Yi came, he was carrying a rosewood food box, three stories high and 2 in diameter.
About twenty centimeters, the exterior is carved with Ruyilianyun patterns.
Nowadays, there are all kinds of insulated lunch boxes that are convenient and easy to carry. Such food boxes seem to only appear in period films.
However, such a time-traveled thing matches his temperament very well, making the scene look more like a picture scroll with an elegant and ancient meaning.
Sui Yi opened the first layer of the food box, took out the porcelain plate and placed it on the table.
The object on the plate is about seven or eight centimeters in length, width and height. It has square corners, is as white as jade in color, and glows with a delicate and soft light. It is a piece of... tofu.
Sui Yi pointed at the piece of tofu and said with a smile, "I think so. Before the official filming starts, Miss Lan might as well practice first to see how she can achieve the effect of a slap without really hitting anyone at all."
He explained the rules as he spoke, "Using this piece of tofu as the standard, starting from tonight, Miss Lan only needs to hit it casually, and I will take care of everything else."
"If the tofu is cracked once, I will make one cut on your face, two cracks, three cuts, three cracks, two cuts... and so on."
Well, "worry".
"...How come there are three cuts but there are fewer cuts?" One of Yuan Yuan's bodyguards was too confused and had to interrupt him.
Sui Yi smiled modestly, "Because I'm not good at math."
"..." Isn't it so bad that I can't tell the difference between three and two...
But Sui Yi really had a good reason, "Don't you think my jokes can lighten the atmosphere at such a bloody moment?"
"..." So, was it actually a joke?
Everyone was speechless and swallowed, and their teeth were almost chattering.
It’s so cold that you’ll even cry at the bad jokes, okay?
Qi Xiuyuan now believes in the saying that birds of a feather flock together and people flock together.
Where did the child supporter meet such a weirdo...
"...Does your child adoptive husband have any slightly normal friends?" he asked Yuan Yuan beside him in a low voice.
Yuan Yuan thought for a while, "Do I count?"
"..." It can't be counted at all...
Qi Xiuyuan held his forehead in pain, he shouldn't have asked, there was too much water in his head...
In fact, other people on the set saw that something was not right, so they already knew how to protect themselves and hid aside, and did not hear the subsequent conversation.
Now the only people surrounding her are Yuan Yuan, her manager Qi Xiuyuan, her twenty bodyguards, and that husky that doesn't look at anyone, but has an extremely strong presence...
But Lan Xiaoxiao also felt very embarrassed.
She wanted to maintain her image and couldn't get angry in public. Her new manager stood up and stood in front of her. Instead of arguing with Sui Yi, he looked at Qi Xiuyuan with a sneer.
"Brother Qi, when everyone calls you brother, they respect your achievements and status in the industry. They don't follow the gangster tradition and worship big brother."
"But Brother Qi, what do you mean? Do you really think that you are a big boss in the industry and can be lawless?"
He didn't take the newcomer Yuan Yuan seriously at all, and thought Sui Yi was a helper brought in by Qi Xiuyuan.
Before Qi Xiuyuan spoke, Yuan Wan frowned and spoke first.
"I've been watching you for a long time. Why are you like this? Lan Xiaoxiao has a problem in her head and has no money to buy medicine. It's so hard to earn money for medicine while filming. She has been standing for such a long time. You don't even know how to use a chair.
Help her move?"
"You don't even take good care of your most important artist. You are not a qualified manager at all. How can you blame Brother Qi!"