887. Chapter 887 The sharp and domineering blue brother
"I mean, I think I got it..." Lei Yu struggled for a long time and was embarrassed to say those two words. In the end, he had to take out his mobile phone, turned to the question he asked in the morning, and put it in with a red face.
Show the phone to Brother Lan.
"Pfft...cough cough cough!" The two-word answers that netizens responded to in unison successfully made Brother Lan choke.
"Brother Lan?" Lei Yu quickly patted her back to cheer her up.
As soon as his hand fell, he was stunned.
Why is Brother Lan so skinny?! He knows that Brother Lan doesn't have much flesh when he looks at it, but for someone as powerful as Brother Lan, shouldn't he dress to look thin and take off his clothes to show off his body? He's like bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang.
Are they all made of iron?!←_←
Men especially often do this shoulder-to-back gesture. He has patted countless male compatriots on the back, but no matter how thin they are, it never feels like this!
Lei Yu is so handsome that he has been a popular figure since he was a child. He is afraid of causing misunderstandings and has never dared to have close contact with the opposite sex. Later, he was frightened into gynophobia... He has never patted the back of the opposite sex.
, otherwise I would have understood why this hand feels completely different.
Brother Lan finally stopped coughing and straightened up, "We can't go."
"...Why?" Lei Yu forgot his previous doubts.
"If you want to go see...which subject should you take?"
Lei Yu thought for a while and answered with a blushing face, "Anorectal department."
Brother Lan looked at him calmly, "People ask you every day if you have a girlfriend. Now you go to the anorectal department. Do you want to tell everyone that you already have a boyfriend?"
Lei Yu: "..."
I was hit by this domineering leak detection question! ┬＿┬As a male star who follows the idol route, has acquired all that, and doesn’t have a girlfriend... you really don’t understand the pain in my heart!
Brother Lan continued calmly, "Are you sure you have this? Do you have other symptoms?"
This reminded Lei Yu, and he quickly searched again and compared carefully... "Nothing at all!"
Brother Lan nodded and talked nonsense with a calm face, "So maybe it was just an accident. For example, you touched something red somewhere. You were drunk and took a strawberry or something like that from the dining table and went back to your room. You were caught by you at night.
Crushed, this is possible."
That makes sense! Lei Yu was suddenly enlightened and said excitedly and admiringly, "Brother Lan, I find that you are always so calm. What they both said just now is right. We should all learn from you to imitate the temperament of a mature man."
As a "mature man", Brother Lan just nodded indifferently.
Lei Yu was "enlightened" by Brother Lan and felt relieved. He finally had the mood to sort out the large bag of things he had taken out from the hotel in the morning.
Then...he found a large carrot inside his rolled-up suit jacket.
Made of non-woven fabric, it feels good to the hand, has bright orange and green leaves, and looks like a chubby carrot.
Lei Yu hesitantly opened the zipper hidden under the "leaf", and Lei Yu discovered that it was actually a candy bag, and the carrot was full of White Rabbit toffee.
...it feels a bit cute...
He stared at the thing in his hand for a long time and couldn't help laughing.
But where did this thing come from? The personal belongings he packed haphazardly from the hotel... why is there an extra carrot?
At the same time, Brother Lan, who has always had the image of a tough guy, momo pocket... where is her toffee?