"Oh, Hua...Hua...please calm down!!" The bandit leader saw that the atmosphere was not right, and hurriedly came out to smooth things over and said: "Master Zhishan, he didn't mean that. We bandits often rob escort cars.
, snatch things, but never for sex, and the brothers have normal hobbies, no matter how good-looking a man is, we will not touch him."
As soon as the bandit leader finished speaking, the whole world fell silent.
The air condensed for a moment.
Hua Weiluo turned around, looked at the bandit leader with a smile, and whispered to him in an unusually gentle voice: "Which of your eyes saw that I am a man??"
"Ah??" The bandit was stunned. He blinked hard with his small eyes. He looked at the flowers before they fell, then at Zhishan, and then at the hands held by the two people. He was at a loss for a moment and hesitated.
After a long while, he hesitated and said: "Could it be that... Hua... Hua... you are a woman??"
"..." Hua Weiluo took a deep breath and roared at the bandit leader with the strength of a lion from Hedong: "Why don't I look like a woman? Which man's name is called Huahua by you?
Are you not angry?? Tell me, when you have grown up, have you ever seen a man named Huahua??"
The bandit leader was stunned by her yelling and stayed in place for a long time. Finally, his head was cramping and he asked weakly: "Then are you a man or a woman...?"
"..."
"..."
The dozen bandit brothers standing behind him couldn't help but reach out and cover their eyes, fearing that the next scene would be too bloody and they would not dare to look at it.
Hua Weiluo silently looked at the bandit leader for a long time, and finally felt that if she continued to talk to him, it would lower her IQ, so she simply turned her head and ignored him as if she were the best.
The group of them quickly reached the main courtyard. Hua Weiluo looked up at the large characters "Wenzhuxuan" flying on the door of the main courtyard, and felt that this place did not look like a bandit's den, but more like some
A scholar's courtyard.
"Boss, you are finally back!" A man who looked like a book boy hurriedly ran out of the yard. When he looked up and saw Zhishan walking behind their leader, he quickly bowed respectfully: "Zhi Shan
Master Shan, you are finally here."
"Yes." Zhishan nodded slightly, his delicate eyebrows slightly furrowed, he raised his head and looked at the sky above Wenzhu Pavilion, and after looking at it for a moment, he said to the bookboy-looking person: "Let's go in and have a look."
"Taoist Priest, please follow me." The bookboy gestured for them to follow.
After entering the main courtyard door, Hua Weiluo immediately felt that the atmosphere in the courtyard was different from the outside.
I can't say why, the sun is shining brightly in the sky, but after entering the courtyard, everything seems to be covered with a layer of darkness, and the surrounding things seem to be still. It is obvious that the leaves outside the courtyard are gently blowing in the breeze.
Shake it lightly, but the plants and trees in the yard seem to be fixed by some magic, unable to move.
The atmosphere suddenly became depressing. The dozen or so bandits following them seemed to have noticed something different in the yard, and none of them even dared to express their anger.
"The great master, Taoist Master Zhishan is here." The book boy gently pushed open the carved door of the main wing.