Chapter 284 Stealing the sky for the sun (seeking a monthly ticket)
Tang Dynasty, at the foot of Five Elements Mountain.
In a moss-covered stone crevice, a golden-haired ape was locked inside, with only its head, a pair of arms, and everything below the chest exposed, unable to move.
The appearance of this monkey is also very miserable. There is dust between the monkey's hair, and moss has grown on its cheeks, eyebrows, and top of the head. The golden monkey hair has become gray and tangled in bunches, making it very dirty.
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The monkey had obviously been locked up for a long time and was very bored. He reached out to catch fleas on his body, caught one, and threw it into his mouth to eat.
After being caught like this for more than an hour, the monkey suddenly shouted: "Old man, old man from the land, grandpa, I'm thirsty!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a stooped white-haired old man appeared on the ground next to him. He was holding a mahogany stick in one hand and a jar in the other hand. The jar had no lid, and there was molten iron glowing red in it, which was still gurgling.
Bubbly.
The old man came over and said with a smile: "Great Sage, your water is here."
It turns out that this monkey head is the Monkey King who caused great trouble in the Heavenly Palace more than ten years ago and was subsequently pinned down by the Buddha at the foot of the mountain.
"Can you drink this shit? Change the water?" The monkey was very dissatisfied.
The land chuckled: "Grandpa Buddha has told me that you can only drink iron water when you are thirsty, and you can only eat copper juice when you are hungry. There is nothing else."
The monkey was impatient: "It's all nonsense, bring it here!" Something is better than nothing.
Tu Di handed over the jar of molten iron, and the monkey held it with both hands, not afraid of burning it, and drank it cleanly.
After finishing the drink, he wiped his mouth, threw the can aside, and said very unhappily: "Fortunately, Grandpa, I have an immortal body, otherwise I wouldn't have been tortured to death by you guys."
The old man from the land hurriedly picked up the jar, bowed and said, "The great sage is mighty." Then he hurried away.
The monkey was bored again. He looked up and saw that the peach tree on the mountain wall had already produced fruit. The peaches were looming behind the leaves and were almost ripe.
‘Hey~ this is the first time the peaches are ripe?’ the monkey sighed.
Anyway, he was bored. He used spit as a bullet, and with one spit, he knocked down a peach. The peach fell in the air. He spit again, and the trajectory of the peach hit the ground, and then he went this way.
It fell down. He bit it in his mouth and started eating it with big mouthfuls.
A hillside near Wuxing Mountain.
There was flat grass on the slope, and there was no one there. However, at a certain location on the grass, a human-shaped dent appeared, and there were two invisible people lying on their stomachs.
These two people are naturally Sun Ran and Pangu.
"Teacher, this monkey is miserable enough."
"It's really miserable. I almost want to give up. If I live like this all my life, I might as well die." Sun Ran agreed deeply.
"But the Buddha had other plans. Feeding it copper liquid and molten iron was actually helping him polish his body. At this moment, the monkey's magic power has doubled compared to when it was just suppressed. It is estimated that except for the Bull Demon King, the other monkeys
Even the demon king can't suppress him." Pangu explained.
Sun Ran nodded, and he naturally noticed it. He looked up and looked at the sky. It was already four or five o'clock in the afternoon, and it would be dark in a little while. When the monkey was in a daze, let's take action.
The two waited patiently.
Time passed quickly, and soon the golden crow was sinking in the west, the sky was dim, and the monkey at the foot of the mountain was tired after a day of trouble, and was dozing off little by little.
"Now, put on the camouflage image." Sun Ran shouted.
Pangu immediately blocked the area. At the same time, he released the holographic image that had been produced long ago. The connection was perfect and completely seamless.
In the video, the monkey is still sleeping. Everything looks normal, just like before.
Then Sun Ran started casting spells.
At the foot of the mountain, the Monkey King, the Monkey King, is dreaming.
He dreamed that he had regained his former glory, no, he had gone a step further, kicked the Jade Emperor aside, and sat in that position. The immortals and Buddhas next to him were all flattering, saluting him, and calling him the Monkey Jade Emperor.
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Especially the Buddha, who was kneeling in front of him and smiling flatteringly, while Guanyin, Chang'e and fairies were all dancing to please him.
"Hey, everyone else can be spared, but Buddha, this evil thief, must be dealt with properly." The Monkey King thought bitterly, and then said angrily: "Kings of the left and right, go and kill this big-eared thief with a long head and a long head."
Drag me to the Immortal Killing Platform and kill him!"
Two immortals took the order, dragged the Buddha down, and chopped him off with a click. The head rolled with a gurgling sound and rolled to the feet of the Monkey King.
"Fuck you." The Monkey King kicked out and kicked his head away. A dog jumped out from the corner and ran away with his head in his mouth.
The Monkey King laughed, feeling unusually relieved, and praised repeatedly: "Good dog, good dog!"
While he was happy, a strong wind suddenly blew up and blew him away from the Jade Emperor's throne. He flew in the air, getting higher and higher, as if he was about to reach the nine heavens.
At first, the Monkey King felt a little fresh, but as the altitude increased, the entire sky turned purple and black, and psychedelic flowing lights appeared from time to time, which looked very scary.
"Where am I now? I have never seen this place before. Not even the Thirty-three-Three-Day Tushita Palace has anything like this."
Thinking of Tushita Palace, the Monkey King thought of Taishang Laojun's elixir. Each pill tasted like fried beans and tasted quite good.
While he was reminiscing, a bolt of lightning suddenly struck down, making a "click" sound and instantly knocked him down from the sky.
The monkey felt that his body was falling rapidly, falling, never falling to the bottom, as if he was about to fall into the netherworld.
"I killed Tathagata, must I have been punished by heaven?!" The monkey was shocked.
He didn't know how long it took, but he finally fell to the bottom. He felt his body suddenly trembled, and he woke up.
Opening my eyes, the night was still hazy in front of me, and the scenery didn't change at all. I moved my body, but it was still restrained. I knew I was back at Five Elements Mountain again. Thinking back to the glory of the past, and looking at the misery of the present, I couldn't help but sigh: "Hey
, turned out to be a dream.”
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On the other side, Sun Ran had secretly taken away the monkey's body. The move just now was called "soul extraction in a dream". The monkey felt his body falling and thought it was just a nightmare. In fact, his soul had been extracted from the body long ago.
As for the scene he saw when he 'woke up', it was equivalent to another dream. The content of the dream was created by Pangu and was exactly the same as here.
The principle of this method is very simple, it is just to connect the monkey's consciousness to another virtual space.
Sun Ran lay lying in the crack of the stone, unable to move his body and feeling very painful. However, he endured it for several years in order to receive a generous reward after completing his dream.
After a while, Pangu contacted him: "Teacher, I have done it. The guy was placed in a new virtual world. The surrounding scenery is exactly the same as here, and there is also land. It is estimated that he will not wake up after staying in it for eighteen hundred years.
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Sun Ran nodded: "It doesn't take eighteen hundred years, just wait until we learn the scriptures and kick the Buddha."
"Teacher, thank you very much." Pangu said ashamedly.
"Silly, you think I'm really going to wait here. I'll just take a nap and wait for the Buddhist monk to come over. Just wake me up."
One of his consciousnesses is here, the other one is in his body at home, and the other one is living with Gu Weiwei on the supernatural earth. Even if this one sleeps, the lives of the other two are still colorful.
After saying that, Sun Ran closed his eyes and began to fall asleep.
In his own perception, as soon as his eyes were closed, his consciousness fell into darkness, and then Pangu's voice came from his ears: "Teacher, teacher, wake up quickly, I am carrying Sister Guanyin to the foot of the mountain."
"How long?" Sun Ran opened his eyes and asked.
"Ten years," Pangu said.
"Oh, time flies by quite quickly." Sun Ran stretched his body, and his whole body crackled like fried beans. Then he stretched out his hand to wipe his face, pulled off the thick moss on his head, and then began to wait.
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Pangu didn't keep him waiting long. After a long time, the sound of horse hooves was heard from the bottom of the mountain. Sun Ran looked up and saw a white horse carrying a monk with thin skin and tender meat walking slowly over.
"This is Tang Sanzang, others also call him Tang Monk. He was transformed into a woman by Sister Guanyin, disguised as a man. He has level 6 magic power and carries all the magic weapons with him." Pangu introduced secretly.
"Understood. Our current identity is that of the descendants of the destroyers, aborigines whose memories have been deceived. We must cooperate carefully in the future to avoid any loopholes and others discovering the clues." Sun Ran instructed.
"Okay." Pangu was silent.
After a while, Tang Monk arrived carrying a white horse.
Sun Ran shouted at the right time: "Master, I am here, save me."
