At this moment, Fangran was trembling.
Ever since the words "Da Shui Fa Yuanmingyuan Twelve Beast Heads Bronze Statue" popped up, Fang Ran's whole body felt as if he had been struck by lightning.
He put the snake head on the bed and stared at it closely. He couldn't hold it anymore and fell asleep, and he would wake up soon!
If Fangran knew that Ye Sheng even thought public opinion was useless, he would definitely spit on her face!
This hasn’t worked yet!! This is so useful!?
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'Fuck...'
Fangran swallowed, his eyes turned black, and he murmured to himself in shock for an unknown number of times.
What? Are you saying I'm a coward!? Not calm? Not calm?
Damn it, sister, please tell me, after all, I was suddenly involved in a mysterious incident, suddenly life and death happened at a rapid speed, suddenly the earth collapsed, and finally managed to survive by chance. Then I suddenly learned that I had stolen a national treasure and cultural relic, and became a fugitive criminal. After streaking, I succeeded
It made headlines...
Tell me how I can calm down!! (Angrily!)
Fangran stared hard at the snake and beast head on the bed, and cursed in his heart more than once.
Damn it! Why did this turtle grandson suddenly run into his hands?
Damn it, I'm going to burp now!
A person who has lived for more than ten years without even a girlfriend suddenly becomes a criminal!
Hey! Do you think this is surprising, exciting, or unexpected?
Fangran's expression changed suddenly as he looked at the 'national treasure historical relic', which was extremely complicated. Finally, thousands of words of anger turned into one word.
"Dry!"
No! You must not let anyone know about this! You must keep it secret and keep it in your heart! You must not let anyone know! Fangran secretly made up his mind in his heart that no matter who it is, he will never
Will let you know!
Suddenly, at this time, there was a knock on the door!
"Is this Fangran's home?" A male voice sounded outside the door.
Fang Ran was stunned for a second, then rolled and crawled toward the door!
"Comrade police! Listen to my explanation! I was wronged!! I did not steal the national treasure! Let me tell you from the beginning, it was the reason why the station collapsed first! It was the one who moved first!! I am
Good citizen! I have not committed any crime!!"
However, although he was determined in his heart, as a healthy young man who grew up under red education, Fangran had no illegal thoughts at all. His first thought was to seek leniency and leniency for his confession, and then he opened the door without hesitation.
I was afraid that the police comrades would misunderstand that I wanted to delay my escape!
A young man at the door glanced at Fangran's attire with some embarrassment, including sneakers, socks, pink underwear and a waistband. The man was instantly shocked. What kind of evil dress was this? However, his long-term good professionalism still let him go first.
Opened his mouth.
"Um, sir, do you need insurance?"
Fang Ran: "..."
Insurance guy: "..."
boom!
After slamming the door shut, Fangran fell to the ground helplessly, feeling like he had experienced a life-and-death battle!
Finally I understood another sentence of the ideological and moral teacher again.
"Everyone, students, must abide by the law and discipline in the future. Otherwise, every time you hear the sound of the alarm, even if it's not arresting you, then you won't panic to death?"
Sorry, teacher, I am ashamed of your teachings!
I broke the law and became a fugitive suspect!!
I'm so panicked!
Fangran was about to cry at the moment, so he gritted his teeth and stamped his feet, rushed into the bedroom, picked up the bronze statue of the snake and stuffed it directly under the bed, never looking at it again, and then Fangran sat on the bed and felt a little
Feeling more at ease.
It's amazing that at this moment, the culprit who caused everything at Fangran suddenly appeared.
"Ding! You have completed a scene. Do you want to activate new abilities?"
"whether"
Fangran didn't move this time.
He didn't dare to take action first. For some reason, he had an ominous premonition. The last time he clicked on this, a national cultural relic came out, and he became a wanted criminal. What if something even more fucked up comes out this time...
Then he is still alive.
However, after reading so many online novels, even Fang Ran knew that he was in bad shape at the moment. According to the routine of online novels, he should need stronger power to protect himself, then...
After thinking about it, Fangran decided to press 'Yes'.
"Ding! You have activated your summoned beast."
summon monster!?
As soon as he heard these three words, Fangran got excited instinctively, Summoned beast! In this case, he was involved in the mysterious system, and at this time he got the summoned beast. It must be the kind of furry and cute one.
, and then transform into a super powerful summoned beast!
Even in anime, it’s like this!
Even, maybe...
According to the pattern of Internet articles, it may even be humanoid...
The light began to shine, and Fangran found that he was suddenly looking forward to it for some reason! He stared at the light from the corner of his eyes without blinking. The light gradually blurred and deformed, and the vague outline of a Gothic lolita appeared.
"Fuck! Really...yes!!"
Fangran became excited instantly!
But before he could finish his excitement, the light disappeared and was replaced by a light blue light that swept Fangran's entire room! It seemed that it had been completely scanned.
Then a faint blue light suddenly flashed and shot into an object. The light almost blinded Fangran's eyes.
"Ah!! My dog ​​eyes!!"
It took a long time before he recovered. He rubbed his eyes and heard the system's beep.
"Ding! Your summoned beast has been activated and bound successfully!"
Oh oh oh!!!
The girl has arrived!!!
Fangran opened his eyes with great surprise and anticipation. That's right. After letting himself suffer such a big setback, how could he not give himself a pillar to persevere? Cute girls are the best!! He couldn't even say that cute sentence
"You are my master" is all figured out.
Then Fangran opened his eyes, and then he saw,
My Xiaomi power bank was floating in front of me, and when I saw myself opening my eyes, I even made a 'shocked' movement.
Fang Ran: "..."
power bank:"......"
...(long silence)
"Monster, look at the sword!"
Fangran suddenly took out his waistband and slashed at the floating power bank!
"You are crazy! I am your summoned beast!"
The Xiaomi power bank dodged Fangran's angry blow!
"Go away! My summoned beast can't be a power bank! The monster must die!!!"
The corners of Fangran's eyes were bloodshot, and he slashed at the Xiaomi power bank again without mercy! For a person who expected a cute girl to become a bed warmer for a summoned beast, to be betrayed by his own power bank when his wish was about to come true was simply outrageous.
Very heartbreaking!
"F*ck! You almost hit me! Stop it! This damn thing is your power bank!"
Facing Fangran, who almost cut himself, the power bank shouted in panic!
"Shut up! I don't have a power bank that I can call myself my mother! What a waste!"
Fang Ran remained unmoved and continued to chop at it with great fury!
"Are you mentally retarded! Stop it! Do you hear me! Don't you want me as a summoned beast anymore?"
"Fuck you uncle! You don't want the power bank summoned beast that fucks me in a soft and cute lolita tone!"
A certain soul in the power bank suddenly became angry!
"I'll go! You're so stubborn! You have to let me fool you, right?"
"If you are capable... Damn it!! Where do you get the motivation from! I'm telling you, this doesn't comply with classical physics and mechanics! Are you fucking accelerating by blowing air from the USB socket!?"
Facing the power bank that hit him in the face, Fangran was shocked and roared! He threw down his belt in a panic and held it down with his hand, but he didn't expect that this damn power bank was so powerful!
"Go away! You, a magical girl, are not qualified to talk about classic physics and mechanics with me!!"
The sound coming from the power bank was still a soft loli voice, but Fangran could be sure that this guy was definitely not innocent. Not to mention the tone, it could be seen from its unswerving determination to fool him at the moment.
In the end, after a fierce battle, everyone and the treasure fell to the ground exhausted. In the end, Fangran finally accepted the facts with trembling resignation and asked mournfully:
"Are you...really my...summoned beast?"
The power bank was silent for a while, as if it had an irreversible and serious backlash because it had not anticipated a certain fact, and it spoke in despair:
"yes...."
At this moment, it constantly regrets and blames itself and questions itself.
Chapter completed!