As a result, the dog people are not welcome in the God Realm?
Across a thousand years, the three-pointed two-edged spear from back then stabbed him?
Yang Jian was a little confused.
Aiwujiwu, I obviously just care about the dog people!
I obviously just want the dog people to be treated better!
Yang Jian suddenly remembered something. During the two days when he was recovering from his injuries, he took Xiaotian to walk the dog in a wheelchair.
As a result, I almost didn't get into a fight.
Because there was no tether, Xiao Tian went to play with the children, which scared the children to tears.
The parent had a very bad attitude. He cursed at Erlang Shen and asked why he didn't tie the rope. In fact, Yang Jian was too lazy to argue with ordinary people.
But the key point was that he kicked Xiao Tian away!
Just a moment.
"Xiao Tian!!"
Erlang Shen broke out on the spot, his terrifying divine power rose into the sky, and his divine body appeared!
The three-pointed two-edged spear was pointed directly at the middle-aged man. The sound shook the heaven and the earth, and the power of the god was supreme: "How dare a mere mortal dare to hurt Xiaotian? I am the righteous god of Daxia, Erlang Xiansheng, the true king. I also need a leash to walk my dog."
?Xiaotian is a divine dog!"
"According to heaven's laws, you should burn incense and kowtow when facing Xiao Tian!"
"If you don't want to die, kowtow to Xiao Tian and apologize! Otherwise, don't blame me for destroying your whole family!"
Erlangshen is very angry!
He is the righteous god of heaven.
Xiaotian is also a divine dog organized by heaven!
How dare this mere mortal dare to hurt Xiao Tian?
In the past, mortals would have to bow their heads and bow down, not only when facing themselves, but even when facing Xiaotian!
Unexpectedly, the man was not afraid, but directly took out a small object and pressed it a few times, and the tone seemed to be calling someone.
Erlang Shen sneered, calling people, right? It's a fight with feet, right?
Compared with feet, I, Erlang Xian Sheng Zhenjun, have never been afraid of anyone!
The God of Heaven, the Jade Emperor’s nephew!
What background does a mortal have that can compare with me?
Yang Jian sneered: "I am standing here today, but I want to see who you can call over! Don't leave if you are brave enough!"
Then the police car came over, and the commander-in-chief beat Yang Jian again.
In the end, the Daxia law enforcement officers issued an administrative detention notice to him for the crime of picking quarrels and provoking trouble. He was fined 200 and detained for three days. They also ordered him to apologize to the person involved in person, and arrested Xiaotian and locked him up in a shelter for one night.
If the commander-in-chief hadn't come over the next day to bail him out, held himself down and bowed to apologize, finally obtained a letter of understanding, injected Xiaotian with vaccinations, and issued a new dog certificate, Xiaotian would have been neutered as a wild dog.
Already.
From that day on, Erlang Shen suddenly discovered that the heels of these common people were bigger than his own...
The God of Heaven is nothing!
Now these human races no longer respect the laws of heaven, but the laws of Daxia!
Even if Xiaotian is a divine dog, he still has to follow the pet management methods...
From that day on, Erlangshen walked his dog on a leash in Daxia.
Speaking of which, he still felt quite resentful. He just thought that humans did not respect gods and heaven, and they treated Xiaotian like this.
I thought that in the God Realm, I would finally be able to make Xiao Tian have fun.
After all, there is no need to abide by the laws of Bactria here yet.
The result was unexpected...
When the main god of the Spear Temple saw that Erlang Shen was silent, he thought that Erlang Shen didn't believe it, so he immediately said: "In the God Realm today, don't talk about raising divine dogs as pets. Even if they are stray dogs, we don't dare to take them in."
"I'm afraid that the dog will be displeased and that Sanmu Erlang will come to kill me again...Although that person probably won't show up anymore, his reputation is still there."
"Once upon a time, divine dogs were a fairly obedient race among divine beasts and were very popular in the divine world."
"It was once the most popular pet, and everyone kept it happily, until the evil man came... It was terrible, terrible. Even if the owner was half an hour late for a walk, the barking of the dog might attract that person.
People, not to mention shearing and bathing sacred dogs, things that these sacred dogs are not very willing to do..."
"In the end, all the divine dogs in the entire God Realm became arrogant and unscrupulous because of that man. They would bite anyone they saw, let alone a leash. The dog's notoriety could once stop a child from crying, but eventually the entire God Realm had to raise itself up.
The sacred dog was sent back to the Forest of Divine Beasts and left to fend for itself."
"There are many stray dogs in the God Realm now, but absolutely no one dares to adopt them or approach them anymore."
For a moment, Erlang Shen felt extremely complicated.
What on earth did I do.
I just love dogs and I just support them.
I obviously just want to be the patron saint of Xiaotian and the dog clan.
I didn’t expect that dogs would have such an encounter in the God Realm! They would directly become the most hated race!
No wonder dogs in Daxia must be kept on leashes now, and no wonder there is a special dog management method!
Erlang Shen's eyes suddenly became serious and he sneered: "Haha, that Erlang kid made a big mistake!"
"Deputy Hall Master, please rest assured, I will bring the dog into the hall and I will never cause any more trouble to the God of Guns Temple!"
"I will discipline my little Tian!"
Xiaotian was stunned.
"Crack!"
Erlangshen directly put the chain on Xiaotian.
Just a moment.
All the visitors to the temple were shocked and their eyes were filled with fear.
"What is he doing!"
"He dares to restrict the dog's freedom!"
"It's over, that guy may be coming again! Close the door quickly!"
Some gods looked at the door with horrified eyes. It was really that figure from back then that had left such terrifying memories for them!
I don’t know how many dog-raising gods and innocent passers-by were severely beaten by that man!
Especially the slogans, "Dogs are so cute, why do you want to hurt them?" and "My dogs don't bite" were even more frightening to the gods!
There was panic in the main hall, and the eyes of many gods were frightened.
But after a while, the gods relaxed.
"Fortunately, that person didn't come."
"Sure enough, that man was asleep back then and hasn't woken up yet...otherwise he would definitely come and beat him!"
The deputy master of the spear hall said to Yang Jian with frightened eyes: "Little bitch, let go of it quickly, but you must not attract the three-eyed god general! Although he should fall into a deep sleep, if he wakes up..."
Xiaotian shook his neck in discomfort and roared in protest - this is the God Realm, not Daxia!
However.
"boom!"
Erlangshen directly slapped the dog on the head with a big sinus.
"Roar?"
Xiaotian was stunned on the spot, his eyes full of confusion - you hit me?
The master has never beaten himself!
The master has always treated him as a brother, not to mention beating himself up and tying him up, he will get whatever he wants. Even if he wants the sun, the master will hold down the golden crow and indulge himself in biting it!
Erlang Shen whispered: "Xiaotian, think about it carefully, I shouldn't indulge you like this."
"This is harming your own people,"
"I have indulged you for too long before, it's time to set some rules."
"From today on, our relationship remains the same, but we must follow the Daxia dog management methods. Since you are a divine dog, you should set an example for the dog clan!"
Xiaotian thought for a moment, then remembered the situation of the dog tribe that the old man had just mentioned, and nodded slightly: "Woof!"
And the other side.
Seeing that Erlang Shen not only did not untie the rope, but slapped him directly, many gods looked at him with horror!
"what are you doing!"
"Why are you still hitting it!"
"Damn it, now when a dog bites someone, we all have to apologize. What are you doing! You don't want your life!"
"What should I do if the three-eyed god comes to kill me?"
"He will come if he has the ability!" Erlang Shen sneered, without any fear on his face, but said loudly: "From today on, I am the dog discipline enforcer. I must rectify the dog family's discipline and severely punish the unruly dog family!"
"Erlang Shen, if you have the ability, come to me! Why should I, Yang Xiaojian, be afraid?"
He looked out the door with fearless eyes.
"It's over!"
"This guy is simply provoking that three-eyed general!"
"Damn it, he doesn't want his life! What if the three-eyed god comes to kill him?"
Many gods were frightened, but fortunately after a while, the terrifying three-eyed god general did not appear outside the door.
Many gods slowly breathed a sigh of relief.
The look he looked at Yang Jian was filled with admiration.
Although this Yang Xiaojian is just a slave of God.
But he actually dared to confront the three-eyed god general!
He even tied the dog’s leash himself!
Over the years, he was the first person to tie a dog on a leash in the God Realm!
He will be the dog disciplinarian of the gods!
"If we can buy this person, the wild dogs near my Beast Taming Temple can finally be disciplined! We can even let him catch him and help us tame them!" Begin became excited. Although the Beast Taming Temple is good at taming animals, but
But I would never dare to train a dog.
Instead, a group of wild dogs were attracted by the feed and hung out outside the Beast Taming Temple all day long. The God of Beast Taming was often bitten by wild dogs.
But he still didn't dare to fight back or drive away.
You even have to pet them, praise them for their good bites, and prepare feed for them every day!
If you don't give it, they will bark. When those wild dogs bark, the entire beast-taming temple will be on tenterhooks, for fear of attracting the three-eyed god general, so they can only offer it.
Other temples have also started to think about it. Now, almost half of the temples in the entire God Realm are troubled by dogs.
There are often meetings held in the temple, and a group of wild dogs wander into the venue and poop.
However, none of the gods dared to stop it, let alone drive it away. They could only endure the stench and finish the meeting.
That is to say, the terrain of Mount Olympus is steep and the altitude is extremely high, making it impossible for wild dogs to climb up.
Otherwise, even if it were the Olympus Games, those wild dogs would dare to go in and let loose while Zeus was talking.
But now, finally, someone with a strong head is here!
Dare to directly challenge Erlang Xian Sheng Zhenjun to set rules for the dogs in the God Realm!
If we say that Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun is the patron saint of dogs, he indulges dogs.
Then this is simply a dog discipline enforcer, managing dogs!
If someone buys this, the wild dog problem will finally be solved!
Even if Erlang Shen does come back later, it will be the slave's own business and has nothing to do with the temple!
For a time, many temples were interested.
The deputy hall master of the Spear Temple stood up quickly and said in a deep voice: "Everyone, this god's slave uses a spear, so you should give me the face of the Spear Temple, and don't fight for love with a sword."
"Of course," he added: "After our Spear Temple purchases this God Slave, we will not have it exclusively. Our Spear Temple will set up a Divine Realm Dog Management Bureau. You can come and pay, and our Spear Temple will send this god slave to you."
I will help you deal with the wild dog problem."
Many visitors to the temple exchanged glances with each other and nodded.
"Okay, then congratulations to the Spear Temple."
"I, the Temple of Power, give up this bidding."
"We, the Aoki Temple, also give up this bidding."
"Haha, the Aoki Temple has given up, and our God of Agriculture Temple has naturally given up as well. Vice Hall Master Gun, don't forget to put our two temples in front when you look back. There are many wild dogs in our fields every day."
"Haha, thank you all." The Vice-Master of the Spear Palace bowed with his fists, and then said to Lin Fan: "The fragments of the 1.6 million square kilometers of the divine domain were photographed by the Spear Palace!"
At the same time, a space ring is thrown.
Lin Fan took the ring, counted the number, and nodded to Yang Jian.
Before Yang Jian could say a few words to express his loyalty according to the auction customs.
"Let's go, come on, come with me!" The deputy master of the Spear Temple couldn't hold it any longer, and rushed up to pull Yang Jian: "I've been waiting for you for a long time! There are more than a hundred wild dogs near the Spear Temple, and today it's all up to you.
Got it!"
"From now on, you will be the director of the Dog Management Bureau of my Spear Temple!"
"I'm so lucky to have you in the God Realm!"
The deputy master of the Spear Temple enthusiastically pulled Yang Jian away. His attitude was not like treating a divine slave, but rather like treating his own father.
Lin Fan's eyes were complicated.
So, it was Yang Jian who caused the chaos in the management of dogs in the divine world, which made Yang Jian extremely popular today?
Couldn't this guy have thought of today?
Lin Fan shook his head and continued: "Everyone, there are only two divine slaves left. Let's continue the auction."
"The next divine slave, Black Bone!"
Divine Slave: Lady Black Bone.
Occupation: God of the underworld.
Characteristics: Good at controlling corpses.
The sinister Lady White Bones walked slowly forward, transformed into her true form, revealing her skeleton that was dyed black, and bowed slightly: "Black Bones has met you all."
However, this time, no temple showed that excited smile.
But extremely quiet.
After all, this is Hades!
At first glance, it seems to be prepared for Hades!
Who dares to compete with Hades, the king of Hades, who rules the world?
There are many dirty creatures under his hands. Even the entire underworld is gloomy and gloomy, which is completely opposite to the dazzling divine world where divine light surges!
In silence.
"Haha, what a good nephew." Hades, the king of Hades, looked at Madam Bones and smiled at Lin Fan: "I'm really thoughtful. The god of Hades is rare, but you actually found it for me."
"My father specifically told me to prepare it for my uncle..." Lin Fan bowed respectfully.
"Haha, okay, okay, okay." Hades smiled and said: "To be honest, I thought Poseidon had become Zeus's lackey. He even killed our former real eldest brother for Zeus."
"Now it seems that Poseidon is a little different from Zeus. He still misses some brotherhood."
"It seems that Poseidon has now seen the face of Zeus clearly. I told him at the time that Zeus was extremely ambitious. Even if he became the God King, he would never revive the Ocean Temple and would never allow others to be on an equal footing with him.
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"The result is exactly what I said!"
"The ocean is one of the greatest authorities, but the Ocean Temple is now the weakest. And I was assigned the authority of Pluto. It seems to be in charge of a world, but because I helped Atuo grind his beard, now I can only stay in the cold and dirty underworld.
Zeus no longer calls me brother, and even erases Atuo Moxu's name from the God Realm. If I hadn't received the invitation from the Star Chamber of Commerce this time, I wouldn't even be able to leave the underworld for no reason! He treats us as enemies.
Come on guard!"
"Once upon a time, the names of the four of us shone brightly in the divine world. We were the four brothers who fought side by side, drove away the Titans, and overthrew Odin."
Hades' eyes were cold.
The cold and dark atmosphere became more solemn.
The other gods were trembling and did not dare to speak. They even preferred not to hear this secret.
It turns out that God King Zeus is not the eldest son of the second generation children of Gaia, the Mother Earth Goddess?
No wonder Zeus didn't recognize Hades and even erased Ada Mosu's name. This involves the legitimacy of the position of the God King!
The young masters all looked surprised.
Some older deputy palace masters remained silent.
"I accept your offer. If you come to the underworld as a guest more often in the future, I will ask the boatman of the River of Eternal Darkness to take you across the river. By the way, remember not to eat food from the underworld." Hades's face softened and his eyes were warm.
Looking at North, "As for this divine slave..."
"Just skip it."
Lin Fan quickly said: "Uncle, this divine slave is very powerful!"
joke.
If you don't want to, how can I place an undercover agent?
As a god in charge of a realm, strictly speaking, his authority is no less than that of Zeus.
Although the underworld is barren, there are no other temples. Hades has thousands of high-ranking underworld gods under his command.
Pluto Hades, Earth Gaia, and Thunder Zeus are the three giant gods.
But Hades was still reluctant to directly reject the kindness of North, his nephew. He had witnessed brothers breaking up and killing each other. Now he was sitting alone in the palace in the dark underworld. He longed for family affection too much.
"Since you recommended it... OK, Black Bones, let me ask you, what are you good at?" Hades looked at the dark skeleton.
"Control the corpse." Madam Bones whispered.
Hades chuckled: "Haha, I have quite a few Hades who can control corpses. They are all good at controlling corpses to fight."
"What about you, are you good at controlling corpses to fight?"
"No... I'm not very good at it... I can't control complete corpses yet, I can only control skeletons..." Mrs. Bones shook her head in embarrassment. She was not good at fighting, even in Journey to the West, she could do it with just one touch.
broken.
"Well, what are your specialties?" Hades sighed.
Mrs. Bones suppressed herself until the skull's face turned red.
Specialty?
What are your strengths?
"Does escaping count?" Madam Bones whispered.
After all, there are three dozen white-bone spirits!
"Haha, this is nothing." Hades chuckled, and was about to shake his head to refuse this weak god of Hades to join the underworld, but then he heard Madam Bones say weakly: "Well, there is another specialty...
