Obito Uchiha couldn't help but blush when he thought of Haruki's curtain call, and an unimaginable embarrassment welled up in his heart.
Even though he was used to wearing women's clothing, this was too shameful.
After hesitating for a moment, he clenched his fists in front of him and let out a meow.
After finishing, my head went blank and my eyes suddenly felt a little swollen and painful, but it disappeared quickly.
Uchiha Obito lowered his head and ran off the stage.
Qingshu couldn't help laughing.
As a result, Tsunade was very angry and hit him on the forehead.
"I'm discussing things with you very seriously, why are you laughing?"
"No." Qingshu pointed to the stage, "The dance just now."
"Are you still distracted?" Tsunade held his cheek and squeezed it hard, "Is it time to watch the dance now?"
Haruki blinked and said, "If you do what you just did, I will let you follow me to Sunagakure Village."
"What a beautiful idea!" Tsunade glared at him, "How could I possibly do those shameful actions?"
"Wow, you, you've obviously seen it, and yet you're still scolding me?" Qingshu immediately discovered the blind spot and said very aggrievedly.
Tsunade suddenly felt embarrassed, retracted her hand, and turned her eyes slightly: "But you still smiled."
Haruki touched the face that he pinched earlier, thinking that it was because you didn't know what Obito would do in the future, otherwise you would be happy too.
"Really not doing it?"
"No... don't do it!" Tsunade hesitated for a moment, but her attitude was very determined.
"Huh, then you're not allowed to go!"
Qingshu came up to her, pointed at her, and said, "I will do what I say, and then I will find a time to run away in the middle of the night."
"you!"
Tsunade was so angry that she opened her mouth and bit his finger.
"Why did you bite again?!"
Qingshu took out his index finger, looked at the row of teeth marks on it, and couldn't help but get angry, "You're not a dog!"
Tsunade raised her head proudly.
Qingshu narrowed his eyes: "I'll give you the last chance, otherwise..."
"What else?" Tsunade said with her hands on her hips, almost saying that I was very arrogant.
"Otherwise..." Qingshu suddenly turned over and pressed her against the rock.
"You...what do you want to do?" Tsunade's heart trembled, and she was about to struggle to get up, but the next moment, she felt her butt was hit hard, her body trembled, and her face turned red, "Asshole!"
Qingshu hugged her waist and could clearly feel the curves and changes of her body through the thin clothes.
"Ah!" Tsunade couldn't help but exclaimed. After several times in a row, "I can't do it anymore!"
Qingshu stood up quickly, causing harm to others and himself, and he felt very uncomfortable now.
But when she saw Tsunade posing like a kitten, she couldn't help but smile.
"It's missing a cat ear."
"That's enough!" Tsunade rolled her eyes at him, but her voice was not angry, but a coquettish one.
Qingshu's heart suddenly felt numb.
"Okay, okay."
He patted his knee.
Tsunade curled her lips and rested her head on his lap, lying down.
"The next show is Ninja Cat."
Qingshu saw the celebration in the distance and said, "You should like this show."
Tsunade measured her body and looked towards the stage.
A lot of cute cats started dancing along with the brainwashing songs.
"What song is this?"
"The pure land of bliss."
"How cute."
"Well, I plan to open a cat cafe in Konoha."
Qingshu explained to her the meaning of cat cafe again.
“Who would really go to a store like this because of a cat?”
Tsunade couldn't understand that although the cat was cute, she wouldn't drink coffee because of it.
"The joy of petting a cat is indescribable, you have to experience it yourself."
Haruki pinched her cheek, and the soft touch and sensual feeling made him laugh, "Besides, ninja cats are quite smart. As long as they can make money, they are very good at pleasing humans."
He recalled that some of the cats in cat cafes in his previous life were too aloof and could not be petted at all.
But Ninja Cat is different.
There is no need to sign a psychic contract or complete tasks, you can just lie down and make money.
Not only cats, but also humans want to do this kind of work.
Unfortunately, a lot of it is illegal for humans, but it is legal for cats.
"I noticed that you have fallen into the eyes of money recently?" Tsunade complained. She really wanted to make money and would not even let the cat go.
"A gentleman loves money and gets it in the right way. It's normal for me to make money. Besides, isn't this so that you can be rich when you become Hokage in the future?"
"Oh?" Tsunade turned to look at him, "For me?"
"Um."
"Not bad." Tsunade put her hands around his neck, exerted a little force on her upper body, and kissed him on the face, "It deserves a reward."
"What about this side?" Qingshu tilted his face to the left, "Only one side is asymmetrical."
"It's an advantage for you!" Tsunade said fiercely, and touched his left cheek again.
"Very well-behaved." Qingshu nodded with satisfaction, then thought of the incident in Sand Hidden Village, and said, "If you go out with me, you may have to use the transformation technique, otherwise it will be too troublesome."
"Yeah." Tsunade said softly, as long as she can accompany him, as for the less danger, the better.
"So regarding your image, can I make a small request?"
"you say?"
"How about a silver-white long-haired lolita?"
"?" Tsunade stared at him suspiciously, "What do you mean?"
"No, I just thought that since I want to disguise myself, I must have an identity. I plan to take Minato there, so that you can transform into a ten-year-old girl and become my student."
"It seems to make sense." Tsunade thought for a moment, "Okay then."
"Let's call it Izumi Sagiri." Haruki suggested.
Tsunade became alert, but his expression remained normal, as if the name came to him casually.
After looking at him for a few times, he confirmed that he had never heard of Izumi Sagiri, so he let Haruki go.
The celebration is one program after another.
The final "Sword Art Online" stage play begins.
Excerpt from Asuna's imprisonment.
When Asuna, an elf dressed in sexy pajamas, appeared on the stage, Hiruzen Sarutobi blushed suddenly, but luckily there were many people who behaved the same way as him.
Only Haruki faced Tsunade's poisonous claws again.
"How the hell did you come up with such...such...dirty clothes?"
"I was wronged." Haruki breathed in the cold air and quickly grabbed Tsunade's right hand that was exerting force on her waist. "If there is something wrong with my waist, you will regret it in the future!"
Tsunade was stunned for a moment, and when she realized what she was doing, her ears turned red, but she used even more force on her hands.
Qingshu immediately begged for mercy.
"I didn't write this novel, you can't blame me!"
"Huh, don't you have some credit for this?"
"It's only one-third at most, but I'm definitely not entirely responsible." Qingshu said with an apologetic smile.
Tsunade let go of her hand and rolled her eyes at him.
She didn't believe him.
I just saw that he was really in some pain, so I let him go.
In the distance, in Hinata Kaoru's concluding remarks, this unique celebration finally came to an end.
But the aftertaste lingers.
The talk about the celebration in Konoha Village in the next few days was hardly any weaker.