Naruto grabbed Mao Nanbei's fleshy paw and pressed it in his palm.
[Drawing cards...Congratulations to the host for getting an item card.]
Copper colored?
He was a little disappointed and turned over the card.
[Item Card: Dragon Tiger Dali Pill.]
[Description: Disposable item, can keep you energetic for a day after use. 】
What the hell?
System, are you hinting at Kakashi?
Naruto couldn't help but laugh.
With his energy and strength, he probably knows what this thing is used for.
I'm only thirteen years old.
This is not a bus going to kindergarten. I want to get off.
Naruto put away the Dali Pill.
He can't use it.
Give it to Sasuke from now on.
It can help him strengthen Uchiha.
Naruto hesitated for a moment and did not continue to draw cards.
In my previous life, I always had the idea that the next shot would come out, but the result was that the ship sank directly.
People, you need to know how to stop.
A voice came from outside the door: "Naruto, it's time for us to leave."
Naruto picked up Mao Nanbei, opened the door, glanced at him, and said, "What, have you had enough?"
"What nonsense are you talking about?"
Jiraiya winked hard.
Naruto noticed Tamako Sekine behind him and couldn't help but smile: "Isn't this what you said to me yourself yesterday? You said there is no grass anywhere in the world, so why should you fall in love with a flower unrequitedly."
"No, I didn't!" Jiraiya's face changed drastically, "Don't slander me!"
But there is no way to remedy it.
"Jiraiya!"
Sekine Tamako put her hands on her hips, and her chest was filled with white.
Her whole body was like a tigress, full of majesty.
Since Naruto was young and handsome, she naturally believed him.
Although the two of them were consensual, these words still made her angry.
Naruto slipped out of the room.
He looked at the sky and whistled.
After a while, Jiraiya came out with two slaps on his face.
"You bully your master and destroy your ancestors!"
This is called Konoha tradition.
Naruto shook his head and said, "No way? I'm here to help you dispel the sadness of separation."
He gave the cat Nanbei to Jiraiya.
"what?"
Jiraiya was still a little unhappy.
This brat is nothing compared to Minato.
"The injured area will heal quickly if you apply hot compress to it."
"Where does this fallacy come from?"
Jiraiya was slightly startled while holding the cat Nanbei.
But he still uses it on his face.
Mao Nanbei's eyes were dull, showing that he was hopeless.
I'm not clean anymore.
Naruto is now in the Kingdom of Kawa.
Mt. Myoboku can be regarded as an outside world, similar to an independent space.
When they came out, Jiraiya didn't know where they were going, so he just went randomly.
To the east is the Kingdom of Wind, to the west is the Kingdom of Fire, and it happens to be located in the East China Sea.
Naruto took him to the west.
Jiraiya didn't pay attention.
He went out today and already raised Naruto's bounty to one million.
The assassin last night was really a disgrace.
Just leave the group!
I thought I would have some skills, but I didn't expect that it was really not that good.
Sure enough, it is cheap but not good.
Jiraiya also felt heartbroken when he thought about the money spent on Tamako Sekine.
But for men, it’s normal to have flowers and flowers.
Well, spend money and spend money hastily... cough cough.
No one may believe it, but in fact he has always kept his integrity.
Jiraiya's physique was strong, and the slap marks on his face quickly disappeared, and he returned Neko Nanbei to Naruto.
Later I remembered the novel he gave me.
He is busy today and has no time to read.
So he took out his diary and started reading on campus.
"WTF?!"
Jiraiya couldn't help but cursed loudly, Gui Yanye, who was obviously the heroine, was actually fucked by a yellow hair.
Naruto was comforting the frightened cat Nanbei, when he suddenly heard his voice and turned around.
"What are you looking at? You are also a yellow-haired person!"
Jiraiya was clearly furious.
Huang Mao was directly sentenced to death.
Upon hearing this, Naruto knew that he was watching Ri Zai on campus, so he smiled and said, "There will be a shocking reversal later."
Jiraiya was doubtful and read on.
After the protagonist Makoto Ito opened a harem, he finally felt a little normal.
This fits the title of the novel.
Then Makoto Ito died.
"Who wrote this novel?"
Jiraiya looked gloomy and asked, "Tell me."
"What do you want to do?"
"I'm going to hang him up and beat him."
Jiraiya was furious, tore up the sun on the campus, and said, "This kind of person is not worthy of being with us!"
"I don't know either." Naruto shrugged and said, "Do you have any feelings after reading this novel?"
"Disgusting!" Jiraiya was so angry that he vomited blood.
"This is what happens when you step into many boats." Naruto glanced at him and said, "Teacher, you also have this potential. Maybe one day you will be punched by Sister Tsunade..."
Jiraiya's body trembled.
This kind of thing has happened.
He spied on Tsunade taking a shower and was almost punched to death.
"Teacher, you should like Sister Tsunade."
Naruto said with a serious face, "No woman would like a man to spend his time outside."
Jiraiya was silent for a moment, then snorted and said, "What do you, a little brat, know?"
"Haha, if I were the same age as you, my children would already be considering becoming Hokage." Naruto countered without hesitation.
"Wait until you become Hokage."
But Jiraiya was indeed told what was on his mind by Naruto.
When he was a teenager, he dared to ask for a love letter when they first met, but now he dares not.
Is it because he doesn't like Tsunade?
No, it's just because he has too many things on his shoulders.
And it's extremely dangerous, and he can't guarantee anything.
Naruto shook his head.
He doesn't want to be Hokage.
As for his future children, whether or not they should be considered is another matter.
"Let's rest here today."
Jiraiya, who had been silent all this time, pointed to a dilapidated shrine and said.
Naruto glanced at the torii gate and recognized it carefully, and then he could barely make out the words "Inari God Gossip" and other words.
He followed the shrine to the worship hall.
Two stone foxes are located on the left and right sides.
Naruto lit a bonfire.
"Do you have a target for our next place?"
He asked while turning over the roasted rabbit meat.
Jiraiya, who was a little autistic at first, returned to his original state and said: "Wherever you go, there is wherever you go."
He would not tell Naruto that he was waiting for the assassin to arrive.
One million should bring a few decent ones.
For half an hour, Jiraiya looked at the surrounded shrine and fell into deep thought.
Are you serious?
Is this the assassin?
Being fair and honest, risking lives?
Naruto scanned the circle and saw that there were nearly a hundred soldiers in total.
He glanced at Jiraiya subconsciously.
"..."
Jiraiya didn't speak, he was acting.
"Hand over the princess!"
A young man wearing armor, who should be the leader, rode forward and asked, "Otherwise, I will let you die here."
"Princess?"
Naruto was slightly startled.
If you want princess, go to KTV.
Can't you see us two grown men?
Where did the princess come from?
"There is no princess here, you have found the wrong person."
"It's not up to you to decide whether it's right or not."
The young man drew his samurai sword and said, "Catch them."
Because he was going out, Naruto did not wear a forehead protector.
And Jiraiya doesn't even need it.
Naruto got up and punched the horse on the head.
The young man's face was shocked, he didn't expect this young man to be so strong.
He quickly jumped off the horse, and when he turned around, he saw his beloved horse foaming at the mouth.
The young man was furious: "How dare you kill my horse?!"