Chapter 175 The content is too crude to be displayed
I seem to have heard this sentence somewhere.
Naruto thought it sounded familiar.
After thinking for a moment, he remembered that this was a famous line from a TV series "Backstreet Girls" that he had watched in his previous life.
And its content is also very simple, telling the story of three girls becoming idols.
It's just that these three girls used to be members of the Ji Dao.
And he's still a man.
Their boss is the producer, and he likes to say that I am not a devil after all.
But the things done are more devilish than the last.
So which shadow clone did this?
"I want the tenderloin."
Naruto sat in front of the grilling table, the flames emitting high heat.
"What to drink?"
Ino put the tenderloin on the grill and asked.
"Cola!"
Dingci raised his hand and clenched his fist hard, "I want to drink Kuola!"
"Me too." Naruto said.
Shikamaru didn't speak, he nodded.
"Okay, then I'll drink the lava."
Ino stood up and waved.
"What magma?"
Naruto, who was about to draw the lottery, was stunned for a moment.
"Don't you know? The new product launched by Konoha Cola Store, magma pearl milk tea, is very popular among girls."
Ino explained.
Naruto was thoughtful.
Maybe it’s fire-attributed bubble milk tea?
What kind of ghost chose that name?
Although Naruto is the owner of the Konoha Cola Store, he is only responsible for transporting the output of the Nine Lamas.
The specific operations are left to the Hyuga family.
Ino took the Coke from the waiter and handed it to the other three people.
She took a sip of pearl milk tea and sighed: "I really don't know how this kind of milk tea is made? After drinking it, it feels warm, as if there is a fire burning."
The Nine Lamas have something to say.
This is the result of hard work.
But unfortunately there are only two attributes at present, wind and fire.
Naruto came back and started his system carousel, commonly known as card drawing.
[Drawing cards... Congratulations to the host for getting an item card.]
[Item Card: Walking CD.]
[Description: Permanent item, you sing so beautifully, it’s like nature!]
Bronze item card?
It's also good for singing.
In my previous life, if the school had this kind of thing, it would be very simple to figure out the priority in mate selection.
Naruto thought of some songs in his memory.
Previously, I didn't dare to sing due to my tone-deafness.
Now I can sing with Hinata.
I had a great time eating a barbecue.
Mainly Choji is there.
Watching him eat makes him very appetizing.
"Will you continue training in the afternoon?"
Shikamaru picked up a piece of watermelon with a toothpick and asked.
Naruto can certainly make them pass the Chunin Exam easily.
But you can't rely on him for everything.
And there is more than one exam in life.
Since I have the opportunity, I will use this month to help improve Ino and Choji.
"Jiraiya-sensei asked me to come in the afternoon if you have something to do."
Naruto thought for a moment and said, "I'll leave a shadow clone here and train with you."
"Then if we defeat your shadow clone, you won't be angry, right?"
Dingci's eyes lit up and he asked.
"Of course not."
Naruto shook his head.
It's just that you are a little optimistic.
Although my shadow clone is weaker than me, there is something wrong with his brain.
I hope the three of you can hold on.
Naruto left a shadow clone behind and said goodbye to them.
The art of Flying Thunder God unfolds.
He showed up at an izakaya.
Jiraiya was holding two young ladies and drinking. When he saw him, he said, "Hey, Naruto, you're here!"
His eyes were dim and his cheeks were red.
"You two ladies, give way."
Naruto gave each of them two thousand taels.
"Little handsome boy, remember to play with us next time."
The two people's eyes lit up and they stood up one after another, looking at Naruto as if they were seeing Choji grilling meat.
He looks handsome, but he is also average.
Naruto took out Sakura's special military food pill and threw it in while Jiraiya opened his mouth to drink.
"what is this?"
Jiraiya swallowed it subconsciously.
Immediately, he woke up and transformed into Splatoon.
Naruto was so frightened that he retreated to the corner of the room.
horrible!
This woman must not be allowed to harm other people.
Half an hour later, Jiraiya lowered his head to apologize to his boss and looked up at Naruto.
Naruto thought of an emoticon.
You can't hide the look that kills a person.jpg.
"You said you would go to the root in the afternoon."
Naruto took the initiative and said confidently, "But you were so drunk that I wanted to sober up. If you really want to hit me, then let's go find the Hokage to judge!"
"???"
Jiraiya's raised hand was shaking.
You usually call me Tsunade-sama, but now I call you Hokage-sama.
Konoha really lets you understand the game.
"Let's go to the roots."
Jiraiya had a dark face and put away his right hand.
I can't beat him anyway, I'm too lazy to lift him.
Roots has a formal office building in Konoha.
But there are many irregular ones.
It contains all kinds of secrets of Danzo.
Jiraiya only received this regular root.
The rest is up to him to find out on his own.
Otherwise, ask Danzo.
"There are 17 registered personnel in the Anbu, with four squads, which is equivalent to a detachment of the ANBU."
Jiraiya stood in front of the root department and introduced, "Of course that's the case on the surface. I'm afraid only Danzo knows how many people there actually are."
Naruto nodded.
With Danzo's character and what he wants to do, seventeen people simply cannot satisfy him.
There must be more hidden in the dark.
"Wait a moment."
Jiraiya looked around and said, "There is still one person left."
"who?"
Naruto asked casually.
"It's Yamato. He used to be a member of the Roots and later joined the ANBU."
Jiraiya explained, "He is very familiar with the roots and can help us receive them."
Oh, Konoha Greening Expert.
Naruto raised his eyebrows.
Yamato is the baby who survived Orochimaru Senju Hashirama's cell experiment and possesses the blood inheritance limited wood escape.
But because his chakra is too poor, his Wood Release is average.
The most peak period was when he was controlled by Bai Jue.
Mu Dun now looks a bit like Senju Hashirama.
If the normal progress is followed, Yamato should replace Kakashi and temporarily become the leading jounin.
But now, Naruto has no interaction with him.
The reason is that the vixen in his body is so good that it has never killed anyone so far.
After a few riots, Yamato might come to monitor him.
After all, he has a way to temporarily suppress the Nine Lamas.
A few minutes later, Yamato appeared. He glanced at Naruto, then turned to Jiraiya and took out a piece of information.
"This is the root list of people who are registered and where they are currently."
"Yamato, thank you for your hard work."
Jiraiya took it and introduced him, "This is Uzumaki Naruto."
Speaking of which, he was quite surprised when he found out about Yamato.
Unexpectedly, the teacher Hiruzen Sarutobi actually hid a wood-type ninja.
But when he knew the cause and effect, his mood was extremely complicated.
But fortunately, the Hashirama cell experiment will no longer be used.
"Hello, Yamato-senpai."
Naruto said hello.
He has no problem with Yamato.
Very nice people.
"Let's go in first."
Jiraiya opened the door.
Because Danzo had notified them in advance, there was no rebellion.
But full of murderous intent.
Naruto thought of Jiraiya's emoticon from before.
It is more appropriate to use here.
Jiraiya didn't care at all.
He scanned the information.
Seventeen people, only three were absent.
Mountain wind, Aburame Takegen and Shigaraki Raccoon.
He was very familiar with the first two, being the leader of the Roots and Danzo's bodyguard.
But the latter is unfamiliar.
According to the information, he is an excellent researcher and the person in charge of various experiments in Danzo.
Including the inhumane Hashirama cell experiment.
"These three people have applied to withdraw from the root yesterday."
Yamato provided information and said, "According to ANBU's investigation, they joined the Shimura clan."
"Um."
Jiraiya responded lightly.
It's not surprising that Danzo does this.
"Take off all your masks."
Jiraiya looked at the remaining fourteen people and said.
Without any hesitation, they took off their masks.
Naruto's eyes stayed on the boy in the last row.
No expression.
Sai.
In the original work, he replaced Sasuke and joined Team 7, and was eventually influenced by Naruto.
His signature ninjutsu is the super beast fake painting.
A ninjutsu that materializes the objects drawn on the scroll.
Ahem, to be honest, Naruto wants to learn this too.
"I'm sorry to tell you that among the seventeen people, only three are the ones Danzo values, and you are the abandoned ones."
Jiraiya said with a stern face, "You should be very clear about Danzo's character. Now is the opportunity to change you..."
Naruto shook his head.
it's useless.
They can hardly be called a complete human being.
Because there is no emotion.
You can see it from Sai.
He doesn't understand emotions at all, and only Danzo is in his life.
But it's not impossible to save.
Gotta hit hard.
Naruto thought of Merlin's illusion.
They must be filled with another kind of knowledge and then help them find their lost emotions.
"They have the mark of tongue-wielding evil on their bodies." Yamato reminded, "Unless Danzo dies, they cannot tell everything about him."
Jiraiya stopped immediately.
He could see that the fourteen people in front of him showed no emotion at all.
The first wave of trials failed.
"I will find a way to resolve it."
Jiraiya knew this wasn't easy.
The ninjutsu that Danzo can use to restrain his subordinates is naturally impossible for anyone to break.
But Konoha can.
Because it has the most powerful sealing technique in the ninja world.
The sealing technique of the Uzumaki clan.
In addition, Konoha also has a special sealing class.
It was originally used to deal with the Kyuubi, but it can be used for another purpose.
And Jiraiya has an internal response.
Kakashi and Yamato.
The two of them had joined the root, received the seal of tongue bane, and were released due to withdrawal.
Especially since Kakashi has the Sharingan, he might have recorded something.
Thinking of this, Jiraiya said: "Naruto, go and bring Kakashi."
"OK."
Naruto disappeared instantly.
"Flying Thunder God Technique?"
Yamato cried out in surprise.
He knew Naruto's identity and had even spied on him.
When Hiruzen Sarutobi was still Hokage, he once told him to always pay attention to the Kyuubi.
"Um."
Jiraiya smiled and said, "He is Minato's son, so it is normal for him to learn the flying thunder god technique."
Yamato's body was shaken.
Is he actually the son of the Yondaime?
He didn't know this identity.
In Konoha, many people know that Naruto is the so-called demon fox, the Nine-Tailed Jinchuuriki, but not many people know that he is Minato's son.
The country of soup.
Kakashi rested his head on Hua Ling's thigh.
Naruto appears.
The three people were silent for a few seconds.
Kakashi stood up quickly, straightened his clothes, and asked, "Naruto, what's the matter?"
Hua Ling put away the grapes in her hands and smiled, but said nothing.
Perfectly playing the role of a qualified girlfriend.
"Well, Jiraiya-sensei asked you to come over."
After Naruto finished speaking, he asked again, "Did I come at a bad time?"
"Not really."
Kakashi coughed, "Let's go."
Change of sight.
"Jiraiya-sama, hey, Yamato, are you here too?"
Kakashi first greeted Jiraiya, and then he was a little surprised when he saw Yamato.
"Kakashi-senpai."
Yamato responded.
They had fought side by side in ANBU.
"Stop chatting and get down to business."
Jiraiya interrupted the two people and said, "We need to break the root of the Tongue's evil seal."
Hearing this, Kakashi was a little confused about the situation and asked: "What happened to the roots?"
Jiraiya explained the whole story.
Several people started working.
Naruto seemed to be doing nothing.
Although he had learned the sealing technique, he had not fully mastered it yet and was not as good as Jiraiya, so he could not help.
"I'll give you a mission."
Jiraiya obviously noticed this problem. He pulled Naruto over and whispered, "Do you still remember the things I taught you?"
Mysterious.
Naruto asked: "You have taught me so much, how do I know what you are talking about?"
Jiraiya glared at him and said, "Peace."
"Oh, so what?"
"I'll ask you to formulate a new fundamental principle, or rule."
"???"
Naruto's question mark face.
Are you serious?
The teachings and roots of the White Lotus Sect are completely different styles of painting, okay.
Adaptation is not random editing.
"At the root, in addition to breaking the physical imprisonment, it is also necessary to break the mental imprisonment."
Jiraiya said earnestly, "It will be difficult in a short time, but one day they will change, and it must be applicable not only to the roots, but also to the dark parts. You make a first draft first, and treat it as a study assignment during this period."
"..."
Naruto seemed to be complaining.
I, the majestic leader of the White Lotus Sect, still have to do my homework?
It’s so outrageous!
Fine.
Fortunately, no 13-year-old boy was forced to take turns giving homework to eight male teachers.
Naruto was meditating on the table with a pen and paper.
He has no clue.
A week passed.
Jiraiya and others have been studying the tongue-eradicating seal, and are very close to success.
And Naruto had a headache writing it.
Although I have some ideas.
He planned to refer to the ninja code to fundamentally define Anbu and Roots.
What are the three major tasks, the four major disciplines, and the six points of attention?
It's like dreaming back to the time in his past life when he copied political answers.
…
When Naruto was busy writing, he unknowingly let some people go.
Shikamaru, Ino and Choji stared at his shadow clone in stunned silence.
Fragrant phosphorus is eagerly awaited in Konohagakure.
Sasuke was hesitating whether to leave Otogakure Village? He suspected that something had happened to Naruto.
Obito stood outside Yunyin Village and yelled: "Fool, cnm!******!"