Naruto had eaten many melons, but he had never thought of eating his own.
The most outrageous thing is that I broke the news in the newspaper I founded.
He himself was shocked by this operation.
Whether you can play or your shadow clone can play.
Naruto glanced through the newspaper quickly, and black lines appeared on his forehead.
There is not much content, only four points.
The first point is about bullying men and women. It means that when he was five years old, he fell in love with the eldest daughter of the Hyuga family and often bullied his teammate Uchiha Sasuke.
The second point is to deceive the master and destroy the ancestor, which is about forcing Kakashi and Karin to get married, and deliberately cleaning up Konoha entertainment venues to embarrass Jiraiya.
The third point is forced buying and selling, which refers to his cooperation with Konoha Village and Kirigakure Village. He does not contribute anything but takes the majority of the share.
The fourth point is that it violates the ancient system. It means that he founded the White Lotus Sect, supported Yuan Youyi, suppressed the nobles, divided the land, built infrastructure and so on. He was completely trampling on the system left by his ancestors.
At the end of the article, he used the sentence "I have never seen such a shameless person!" as a conclusion.
The whole article can be said to be written with great righteousness, pointing out from the moral high ground, and shaping the ninja alliance into the king's division.
It feels like the time when Naruto picked up the keyboard and pointed out the country.
But if the target is myself, it would be a bit difficult to bear.
"Did you really fall in love with my sister when you were five years old?"
Hanabi asked with a curious look on her face.
But he was immediately glared at by Hinata.
"I'm just asking!"
Facing her elder sister's death gaze, she was very scared.
Because she knew she could joke about anything, except Naruto.
Although Hanabi was very sad about her family's younger brother, she made the best choice.
He was gone in the blink of an eye.
"The fireworks were also an unintentional act."
Hinata looked back and said comfortingly, "Don't worry, no one in Konoha will believe the nonsense in the newspapers."
"I'm fine."
Naruto shook his head.
It's a war of public opinion.
He is very familiar with it, and these points are not bad, they are just put in a negative way.
Once the war is won, the offensive can be turned anytime and anywhere.
Hinata saw this, looked at his expression carefully, and secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
Based on her understanding of Naruto, she probably didn't take him too seriously.
"I'm going to the Hokage Building."
Naruto rubbed Hinata's head and turned around to go out.
Arriving at Tsunade's office, she was about to knock on the door when she heard a voice coming from inside.
It's not some restricted content, but Jiraiya is discussing today's newspaper.
"Let me tell you, the plan that this brat Naruto proposed to rectify Konoha's crooked entertainment venues was not to increase the population, but to target me!"
Jiraiya looked sad and angry, as if he had been greatly wronged.
"Naruto isn't that boring."
Tsunade shook her head, obviously not believing his performance.
Although the relationship between the two of them has eased, who is more trustworthy in her mind.
She wants to choose Naruto.
"He's just so boring!"
Jiraiya patted his chest. In terms of understanding, he knew Naruto best. "You were deceived by his appearance. Look, this newspaper is his own. Could he be talking nonsense?"
With a creak, the door opened.
"Who?"
Jiraiya turned around and saw Naruto, his face suddenly changed, and he said angrily, "I was just telling Tsunade that this Akatsuki organization is really hateful, and they just know how to talk nonsense!"
"..."
Tsunade pressed her forehead and looked speechless.
"You are quite suitable to perform in Sichuan Opera."
Naruto couldn't help but complain, "You don't even need to learn how to change your face."
He suddenly remembered that a certain Naruto mobile game actually had the Sichuan Opera Jiraiya.
Jiraiya smiled, knowing that he heard what he said before, but he was a shameless person and quickly changed the subject.
"What is Sichuan Opera?"
"A kind of drama."
Naruto explained casually.
There is drama in the ninja world, so he doesn't need to elaborate further.
"oh."
Jiraiya felt guilty and did not want to talk further.
Although he doesn't understand what Sichuan Opera is, he still understands the words "face changing".
"Ahem, do I need to come forward to explain this matter?"
He touched his conscience and continued, "Show the people in the ninja world that you did not deceive your master and destroy your ancestors."
Naruto glanced at him, he was indeed a ninja with face-changing skills.
There was no reluctance at all.
"Jiraiya is right."
Tsunade then said, "Although you may not care, the impact is definitely there. When the war begins, nothing can be underestimated."
Although she didn't know the specific date, the Akatsuki organization's successive actions had proven that the war was not far away.
If it weren't for the existence of the Destiny Organization, she would probably have made a direct move.
One against nineteen.
Fight a ghost.
Dah!
No matter how strong Konoha is, it can't defeat the entire ninja world.
"In the face of absolute strength, conspiracy and tricks are not worth mentioning."
Naruto shook his head and said, "There is no need to waste time."
He still wanted to wait and see if he could trigger the achievement.
Tsunade couldn't help but glance at him.
This kid really doesn't look like he is fifteen, but fifty.
Facing such a big black pot, he was not affected at all.
It reminded her of Danzo.
"Since you're not here for this matter, then why are you here?"
Tsunade thought of the key point and asked.
"I received news that the Akatsuki organization will attack Konoha in a week."
"What?!"
Tsunade stood up quickly.
The same is true for Jiraiya.
Although I had expected it, I was still shocked when it actually came.
And one week is too tight.
Nothing is ready yet.
Naruto waited for a few seconds to let their emotions relax and said, "I have an idea about this battle."
"what idea?"
Tsunade sat down again and asked calmly.
"Due to Kallen's many movements, the Akatsuki organization has a total of nineteen national alliances."
Naruto analyzed calmly and said, "There are 70,000 to 80,000 ninjas in total, far more than Konoha. Although the Destiny Organization is confident, there is no guarantee that Konoha will not suffer losses."
When they heard about seventy or eighty thousand, Tsunade and Jiraiya looked a little ugly.
They are indeed prepared for war, but in terms of numbers, even if they win, it will be a miserable victory.
"So you have an idea?"
Tsunade couldn't help but ask.
"The seventy thousand ninja coalition is almost the elite of nineteen countries, especially the four major villages."
Naruto smiled and said, "Although Konoha has always been an elite fighter, there is no need to sacrifice in vain, so my idea is to steal the house while they are out in force."
"you mean……?"
Tsunade was stunned for a moment, but her eyes lit up.
If it had been anyone else, it would have been impossible.
If you want to steal your home, it means you must send your ninjas to the core areas of nineteen countries.
With such a big movement, the four major villages will definitely be aware of it.
But Naruto has the flying thunder god technique.
This terrifying action can be achieved completely silently.
"This is an empty city plan."
The corners of Naruto's mouth turned up slightly.
Speaking of which, his inspiration came from the submission written by Uzumaki Menma.
Well, the last sentence.
I have never seen such a shameless person.
Zhuge Kongming said it.
So there is nothing wrong with him borrowing the empty city strategy.
"Wonderful!"
Jiraiya couldn't help but clapped his hands and said, "You still have a lot of clever ideas."
He had already thought about the scene where a coalition of 70,000 ninjas surrounded Konoha, but no one saw it.
Shocked and stunned.
If the intelligence agencies were more effective, they might have received the news that their back door had been breached in time.
As for Konoha, it doesn't matter if it is destroyed.
Anyway, they have money now, so as long as the people are still there, there will be no problem.
Tsunade took a deep breath and said: "I will do as you say, but you should understand that the winner does not lie with Konoha, but with your destiny."
"good."
Jiraiya agreed and said, "If the Destiny Organization loses, it will be meaningless no matter how well Konoha does, so are you sure you can beat Nagato?"
"It's not a big problem."
Naruto answered succinctly and forcefully.
He couldn't show cowardice at this moment.
Tsunade and Jiraiya, as the top leaders of Konoha, embarked on the road of fighting against the whole world because of the destiny organization.
Overall, I'm quite worried.
Although I believe Naruto, seventy thousand is too much.
They had never fought so richly.
Well, the rich are the enemy.
Even in the previous ninja wars, Konoha had a brilliant record of fighting on three fronts.
But it is already quite reluctant.
Moreover, the three major villages we met at that time were not united.
The nature of this time is completely different.
When Tsunade and Jiraiya heard such a calm answer, the burden in their hearts dropped a little.
Coupled with the empty city plan proposed by Naruto, Konoha's blood will not be lost.
Even though they didn't have such ambitions, they still felt a little excited when they thought about the possibility of unifying the ninja world.
Especially Tsunade.
There is a feeling of recasting the glory of Thousand Hands.
"In the next week, you will need to make arrangements."
Naruto said.
Although it doesn't matter if Konoha is destroyed, the premise is just an empty shell, leaving nothing of value behind.
This will require Tsunade and Jiraiya to work hard for several days.
First transfer the assets and then build the teleportation array.
The transfer was carried out only after the arrival of 70,000 troops.
Otherwise, it will attract the attention of the Akatsuki organization.
"Just leave it to us."
Tsunade smiled and said, "Compared to death, this little hard work is nothing."
Naruto said goodbye and left.
There is only one week left, and he plans to improve his strength.
The so-called sharpening one's weapons before battle is not only fast but also quick.
He currently has 5 normal card draws and 1 targeted card draw.
If you are lucky, it is possible to greatly improve your strength.
But he's not in a hurry just yet.
Waited for another two days.
In the Kingdom of Earth, an unprecedented concert of 100,000 people is taking place.
Xiaonan stood on the stage.
Wearing a mask.
But I was very panicked.
Because Tendou Pain and other members of the Akatsuki organization were all watching from below.
And the most outrageous thing is that this is the first one.
Because Menma Uzumaki had another bad idea.
A march of 70,000 ninjas is too ostentatious, why not let them pretend to be spectators?
Konan wanted to ask him, is there any difference? Do you think Uzumaki Naruto is too stupid to see it?
But Nagato actually agreed to this approach.
She couldn't complain, so she almost shouted to Menma Uzumaki: "It sounds so nice, why don't you sing it!"
The singing started.
Although Naruto didn't hear it, he knew the result.
[Congratulations to the host for achieving the active achievement: the world’s number one idol.]
[The host will receive one directional card draw, one ordinary card draw, ten attribute points, one special Buff, and three fate stones.]
[Special Buff: Do you want another shot? I won’t leave any suspense. Directional card drawing increases the chance of selection. 】
[Note: This Buff only takes effect once.]
Naruto stared at the last two lines thoughtfully.
Xiaonan's active achievements are almost destined, so there is nothing surprising.
But this special Buff surprised him.
If he understands it well, it means that if you don't get a satisfactory result in the directional card drawing the first time, you can try it again.
In other words, it is equivalent to two directional card drawings, but you can only receive the reward once.
Adding the original one time, there are three times.
This means that Naruto has a high chance of getting what he wants.
[Please ask the host to specify the keywords for drawing cards.]
"The eye of reincarnation."
Naruto said tentatively.
He originally wanted to wait for the pupil power to increase to 100% to see if any changes could occur, but time was running out, so he just decided to draw a lottery.
[This keyword is too specific, it is recommended to set it to eyes.]
"As expected."
Naruto shook his head and said, "Eye."
The size of the eyes is not too big, but it is not too small.
However, considering the directional card drawing, the cards are relatively good.
Naruto just kept trying.
Even getting an Eternal Mangekyō Sharingan is possible.
[Keyword detection, card drawing... Congratulations to the host for getting the item card. 】
[Item Card: True Eye of the Evil King.]
[Description: Permanent special item card, from "Chuunibyou Wants to Fall in Love", breaks the boundary between reality and illusion, pulls the enemy into a different world, and exiles it. 】
[Note: The Evil King’s True Eye is the strongest! 】
"Hey, system, what does this gaze mean?"
Naruto couldn't help but complain.
But complaints are complaints, this effect looks pretty good, but it looks too much like Kakashi’s Kamui.
[It is detected that the host has a special Buff, do you want to use it?]
[If you continue, the Evil King’s True Eye will disappear and the reward will be drawn again.]
Naruto thought for a while and said: "Use."
The main reason is that I already have Kakashi, so there is no need to develop similar skills.
[Keyword detection, card drawing... Congratulations to the host for getting the item card. 】
[Item Card: Eye of Odo.]
[Description: Permanent special item card, from "Black Butler", randomly summons demons and forms a contract, which can make the demons absolutely obedient. 】
"Good guy, you jumped from the eye card pool to the devil card pool, right?"
Naruto didn't know what to say.
There are many demons, and if you randomly find a powerful one, you will naturally gain blood.
But if it’s too weak, it’s meaningless.
"Keep drawing cards."
Naruto used the last directional draw card, still drawing his eyes.
[Keyword detection, card drawing... Congratulations to the host for getting the item card. 】
[Item card: Samsara Eye (not activated).]
[Description: Permanent special item card, the most noble pupil power known as the "eye that controls life and death", the ultimate pupil technique originated from the chakra fruit of the sacred tree. 】
[Note: Because the host lacks Indra’s body or cells, it cannot be opened temporarily. 】
Naruto couldn't help but be stunned.
Does this mean you want me to find Sasuke?
In ancient times, Buddha cut meat and fed it to eagles. Today, Sasuke cuts meat and feeds it to... Asura?
"It seems that Sasuke needs to be sacrificed."
Naruto touched his chin, "How should I speak? I can't say that Sasuke takes over your body and uses it?"