"Whether the disease can be cured or not is another matter, you can stabilize her first..." Xiao Heijian said with a smile, "With your level of deception, you can deceive such a... little woman, isn't it easy to catch her? When you take her in,
Conquer her, and won’t she obediently listen to you? Gagaaaa..."
"..." Xia Yu rubbed his forehead and secretly wondered if Xiao Hei couldn't beat Shangguan Linglong and just refused to admit it, so he had to go and deal with Shangguan Linglong by himself? But in this case, Xia Yu
He didn't even ask. He knew that whether it was true or not, this guy Xiao Hei was an absolute killer.
I won't admit it...
...Xia Yu was communicating with Xiao Hei in his mind, while Shangguan Linglong was still excitedly looking forward to a sumptuous lunch. Listening to the "squeak" sound of the fat ball, Shangguan Linglong happily shook the fat ball.
, laughed and said: "Listen...it barks so loudly! This mouse must be very energetic! Meat!"
It must be very tender! Oops... I'm drooling just thinking about it! Yu Wenxia, go prepare a lot of bonfires and set up one... Forget it, I can't wait any longer, let's just order some skewers, go and make them
Just a shelf will do..."
"Forget it, rat meat is not delicious." Qiao Xiaopang said weakly. "You don't understand, this seems to be some kind of mink, it is very delicious!" Shangguan Linglong thought for a while and said generously.
, "This one is so big, I can't eat it alone... I caught it here, so it's easier for you two! Let's eat it together."
! Especially you fat man, you are so good at eating, and you also like to compete with me for food. Originally, I didn’t want to eat with you, but there is a lot of rat meat today, and I should be able to eat it even with you! I can do it
I'll give you a rat leg... uh, forget it, I'll give you a piece of rat back... all the rat legs are mine! By the way, this is a male rat,
You can cut the rat whip first, dry it and use it to brew wine..."
Listening to Shangguan Linglong "eating" one bite at a time, and still studying how to use his little penis, the fat ball finally collapsed, and as his stomach twitched, a small string of yellow water drops flowed down its tail. "Oops!
This rat still pees!"
Guan Linglong screamed and was about to throw the fat ball away, but suddenly thought that she would have to catch it again after throwing it, so she had to hold back. She wanted to let Qiao Xiaopang catch the fat ball, but she retracted her hand as soon as it was halfway extended.
He walked back, glanced at Qiao Xiaopang worriedly, and muttered
, "I can't give it to you. If I give it to you, you might eat it secretly..."
"..." Fatty Qiao was speechless, wondering when had I ever secretly eaten raw meat? In fact, Fatty Qiao was talking to Guan Linglong while trying to break away from the restraints. Although he could not move his body now, his hands and feet could already move in a small area.
After moving, his formation flag was in his hand. At this time, the formation was ready to move. But he saw that even the fat ball fell into Shangguan Linglong's hands.
, knowing that his formation could not control Shangguan Linglong, so he did not take any action.
Shangguan Linglong held up the fat ball with a look of disgust on her face, handed it to Xia Yu from a distance, and said, "You better hold it for me first! You guys will make a fire later, and I will skin it..."
Seeing the "water drops" hanging on the tail of the fat ball, Xia Yu didn't want to pick it up. He shook his head and said, "Let it go. You can't eat this mouse. It's my monster."
"Your monster?" Shangguan Linglong asked in surprise.
"Yes! That's my monster. This is a mountain lightning marten."
"your?"
"Yes."
"Are you sure?"
"Sure!"
"How do you prove it?"
Xia Yu glanced at Fat Ball and said, "Fat Ball, pretend to be dead!"
Fat Ball immediately straightened up and stopped moving.
"Uh...ah?" Shangguan Linglong shook the fat ball and found that it was motionless, as if it were dead. She couldn't help but be a little surprised, "It can really pretend to be dead..."
When Xia Yu saw Shangguan Linglong's face very close to Fat Ball, he suddenly raised the corner of his mouth and shouted, "Fat Ball, wag your tail!"
Swish, swish, swish...
A few drops of yellow liquid flew up...
"ah!"
Shangguan Linglong screamed and quickly got out of the way. Although she avoided her face, a drop of it still stuck to her sleeve.
At this time, she finally believed Xia Yu's words, quickly threw the fat ball on the ground, and depressedly tore off the sleeves of her clothes that were stained with the unclean matter of the fat ball, and sighed sadly, "Oh, I thought today
Can have a big meal..." As soon as Fat Ball got free, he immediately
He immediately hid behind Xia Yu, wiping his tears and crying loudly, "Thank you, sir, for saving me... That woman is so powerful... Wuwu... She reached directly into the ground and grabbed me out... Wuwu
Ugh... I'm almost scared to death... Sir... Ugh
Woohoo..."
Shangguan Linglong looked at Fat Ball's movements and couldn't help but marveled, "It's really your monster! It can even cry! Tsk tsk tsk...it's just too timid!"
"Yeah..." Xia Yu secretly sighed, comforted Fat Ball and let him go back outside the city. Fat Ball wished he could stay far away from Shangguan Linglong, so he immediately ran away.
Xia Yu looked at Fatty Qiao again and asked, "How are you?"
"It's okay." Fatty Qiao stood up and moved his hands and feet, indicating that he was okay, and said with a smile, "Some people like to bully others based on their strength, but I'm not afraid! I will never give in! I will still have to fight for food in the future.
Fight as hard as you can and never give up to those women who are particularly delicious!"
"Damn fat man, who are you talking about?"
Shangguan Linglong stared and wanted to quarrel with Xiaopang Qiao again, Xia Yu quickly smoothed things over, "Miss Shangguan, my monster has broken through to the heaven level, how did you catch it? Do you have the strength of the heaven level?"
As soon as she mentioned this, Shangguan Linglong immediately put aside her troubles with Qiao Xiaopang and raised her chin proudly, "I am Tianjie! How about it? You two admire me, right?"
"I didn't expect that you look so young, but you are already at the heaven level. You must have been practicing for many years, right? I really admire you..." Xia Yu said with a smile.
In fact, in addition to his genuine admiration, his words were also a bit sarcastic for Shangguan Linglong's pretending to be young. However, Shangguan Linglong didn't hear it, and instead said proudly: "That's right! This girl has already reached the heaven level! And she is still at the eighth level of the heaven level.
Product! Otherwise, we can’t save the old man from Yaowang Valley!” Xiaopang Qiao couldn’t help but laugh out loud, feeling in his heart
He said, Shangguan Linglong is obviously a stick, and she is a real person with no twists and turns in her heart. You still want to ridicule her, it is really a waste of your efforts! But it is really strange. If this woman is the eighth level of the heaven, she should at least have good qualities.
Are you hundreds of years old? He's obviously an old guy, but why do you still talk and act like a novice who doesn't understand anything?