Looking at the proud look of the man in white, Xia Yu shook his head disdainfully, "Just brag, do you think you are Pan An?"
"Who is Pan An..."
"He's a handsome boy from my house. He's prettier than any other woman."
"Fuck! Pretty boys, I hate pretty boys the most... By the way, I haven't finished yet. That time I was chased by those big girls and little wives and I hid in the river. I finally got rid of those girls...
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"Then wouldn't you become a drowned rat? No...you will get wet when you get into the river! Haha, you lost your virginity!"
"Fuck! You are such a loser..." It was getting very late at this time, there were no customers in the wine shop, and the waiter had gone home to rest. Qiao Xiaopang was also a little sleepy, but since Xia Yu was drunk
, of course he couldn't sleep, so he had to sit at the table,
Yawning, eating to refresh himself, and listening to two drunkards bragging. After hearing the words of Xia Yumatai, a man in white, Qiao Xiaopang suddenly thought of Ji Baiyu's "white feather chicken" and couldn't help laughing. Could it be that he likes to wear white clothes?
Clothes~all the guys with pussy are tied to chickens
hook?
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As night falls, the wilderness becomes silent. The gentle breeze blows through the woods, rustling, and occasionally one or two insects chirp, making the night even more lonely.
The man in white was leaning against the stone holding the wine jar, squinting at the stars in the sky, and suddenly said: "You know, I really hope that I am born in a certain small world."
"Why? What's so good about the small world?" Xia Yu asked.
"Because I want to know what it feels like to shatter the void..." the man in white said while taking a sip of wine with a look of longing on his face.
Xia Yu smiled "scoffing", "Does it mean that you can break the void just because you were born in a small world? Do you have that qualification?" "Haha! I am a genius in cultivation! Isn't breaking the void a trivial matter?" The man in white looked at the starry sky in trance for a long time.
, said, "Boy, I'm in a bad mood today, but you're quite pleasing to the eye... Tell me your name.
I will protect you...you are not afraid even if you don’t have a sect..."
"Brother, are you drunk? You can't even hold a bottle of wine, and you still practice genius?" Xia Yu said with a smile.
"I'm not drunk! I am a genius in cultivation..."
"Drunk people say they are not drunk... By the way, I am also a genius in cultivation. I don't want you to cover me up..."
"Are you also a genius?" The man in white squinted his eyes and looked at Xia Yu, "Okay, you are also a genius, and I am a genius too! But they are both a bit miserable!"
"Yes! It's all quite miserable..." Xia Yu suddenly laughed, picked up the wine jar and took a sip, chanting in a manly voice, "We are both from the end of the world, how can we meet each other before?" Qiao Xiaopang picked the choice.
He raised his eyebrows and looked at Xia Yu with a little surprise. He didn't expect that Yu Wen could write such beautiful poems! But when he saw the fragments of the wine jar lying around the two of them, Qiao Xiaopang couldn't help but frown, feeling secretly in his heart.
He cursed "
drunkard".
"Good words!"
The man in white also had bright eyes. He took a sip of wine and said with a smile, "I didn't expect that your kid would be able to do these sour literati things..."
Xia Yu shook his head, "Just these two sentences..."
"Haha..." The man in white was overjoyed, pointing at Xia Yu and laughing, "Fortunately, you are doing this in front of me.
Before, if you were in front of a woman, you would be embarrassed..."
"In front of a woman?" Xia Yu laughed, "If it's a beautiful woman, it must be more than just these two sentences..."
"Bragging... I said, you haven't grown all your hair yet, have you ever seen a woman?"
"Of course... I have met more than one woman..." Xia Yu smiled, and several beautiful faces flashed through his mind.
"Then you are in a bad mood, is it because of women?" The man in white smacked his lips, "It must be because of women, right?"
"..." Xia Yu was stunned for a moment, then nodded and said, "I miss my wife."
"You still have a wife at such a young age?" The man in white didn't believe it.
"Of course...and she is a very beautiful wife!"
"What about your wife?"
Xia Yu closed his eyes, "I was snatched away..."
"Fuck! Then you're not green?" The man in white looked at the top of Xia Yu's head in surprise, as if it was covered with green grass.
"You're just so green..." Xia Yu leaned on the stone and could hardly open his eyes. "It's not what you think... She was taken away to be an apprentice. They said she has good qualifications..."
"There is such a shameless person! He even breaks up a couple!" The man in white threw the wine jar and said indignantly, "Where is that shameless guy? I'll help you beat him up! Get your wife back!"
Xia Yu waved his hand, "I don't want your help... I will grab it myself... I will drink today... drink enough..."
After two more sips, Xia Yu finally couldn't hold on anymore and fell to the ground drunk.
"Boy, I can't drink enough..."
The man in white shook his head, cursed a few words, took the wine jar from Xia Yu's arms, drank the remaining wine in one gulp, then belched, narrowed his eyes, and fell to the ground.
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Although both of them had a good drinking capacity, they drank so much without restraint and each had their own worries. In the end, they could only end up getting drunk. Qiao Xiaopang came over and looked at Xia Tian who was leaning on the stone.
Yu's eyes were a little complicated. He could be sure that Xia Yu was really drunk today. Especially at the end
Those few words about his wife being snatched away must have been said by him after he was drunk. Before, Xia Yu only said that he had a wife and she was very beautiful, but now he can’t see her. Qiao Xiaopang has been
I don’t know the reason, I thought Xia Yu was joking, but I found out today that the real reason is this
!Qiao Xiaopang couldn't help but wonder, who stole Yu Wenxia's wife? Since it was because she was easily qualified to become a disciple, she must be a cultivator, but how blind must that person be to take her?
Yuwenxia has such a qualification
Did you miss the guy who defies heaven? Is it the kind of perverted force that only accepts female disciples? Qiao Xiaopang thought about it for a while, and remembered several forces on the Xuantian Continent that only accept female disciples but not male disciples.
After excluding them one by one, I feel even more strange. Even a force like Wanhuamen will not completely reject a boy with particularly good qualifications.
A disciple, let alone a husband and wife in the first place? How can a disciple who is snatched back by force be free of resentment? Can he be loyal? If he is not loyal, what is the use of snatching him back? After thinking for a long time, he still couldn’t figure it out, so Qiao Xiaopang had no choice but to
Putting this matter aside, I secretly decided to ask Yu Wenxia about it later. If my brother wants to get his wife back, it is naturally my duty to help! But I just don’t know how many wives Yuwen has been robbed from...