Yu Wenxia and Shangguan Linglong, a pair of bitches, abandoned him and eloped with Qiao Xiaopang! Although Qiao Xiaopang thought this speculation was unlikely, the current facts seemed to be the case. Qiao Xiaopang felt that there was no point in waiting any longer.
!He has been looking around all over the past few days, but he has not found Yu Wenxia and Shangguan Linglong.
There were no traces of them, they must have left and would not come back here again. So, Qiao Xiaopang decided to go find them, especially Yu Wenxia, to find out why they left without saying goodbye!
After making this decision, Qiao Xiaopang's face suddenly turned into the shape of a bitter melon, and he couldn't help but look up to the sky and shout, "Ahhh... why am I so unlucky...ahhh!" Qiao Xiaopang really felt that he was
It's quite hard. For a long time, he has kept everything with Xia Yu. He doesn't even have a storage ring. He doesn't care about all supplies, daily needs, spiritual stones, etc.
Just ask Xia Yu for it. Qiao Xiaopang has been quite accustomed to this kind of life of being an uncle. But now, except for the few spiritual stones he just earned from doing business, he has no money on him, and he doesn't even have a change of clothes.
.To ordinary people in Xuantian Continent, these spiritual stones are indeed a
A huge sum of money, but Qiao Xiaopang is a cultivator, and he is also a cultivator who is used to a luxurious life. This small amount of spiritual stones is enough for him to eat a few whitetail fish dinners, and he has to find Xia Yu on the way.
I don’t even know how many spirit stones will be used. The Xuantian Continent is so big, I don’t need it wherever I want to go.
Want a spirit stone? Fatty Qiao sat on the threshold and pondered for a while, then muttered: "No way, with just such a small amount of possessions, where can I find someone? Shangguan Linglong is a heaven-level guy, and he takes Yu Wenxia with him all day and night.
Just know how far you have gone, and
That idiot Fat Ball is also a fast runner. In the past few days, he may have run somewhere! I only have two legs, and I can’t catch up with them even if I am exhausted! But... if you knew
In the general direction, it’s not impossible for me to move slowly towards it.
So! Meowing, let me figure out where those two bitch men and women have gone!" Thinking of fortune telling, Qiao Xiaopang looked at his empty palms and smiled bitterly, "Compass, calculations... it's all at Yu Wenxia's place.
!Grandma! Yu Wenxia, you bastard, you just elope, you have to keep my things, right? Ahhhhh
!" Although Qiao Xiaopang said this, he was actually just venting his depression. He was actually very worried about Xia Yu now, because leaving without saying goodbye was really not his style. Qiao Xiaopang found some branches of different lengths.
Instead of calculating, the first hexagram
The calculation was about Xia Yu's life and death. When the result of the calculation came out, Qiao Xiaopang was even a little nervous. If the result was "death", he didn't know how to accept it, or in other words, he couldn't accept it at all. Because of the two
They have been partners for so long. In Qiao Xiaopang's heart, Yu
Wen Xia was a good brother who shared life and death. If he died in such an unexplained way, Qiao Xiaopang would definitely be devastated.
The result made Qiao Xiaopang heave a big sigh of relief. The result was "life".
Qiao Xiaopang worriedly counted three more times, and the results were all "live". Looking at the calculation patterns, Qiao Xiaopang curled his lips, "I know that you, this scourge, will not die. Then... how about good or bad luck?"
Well, nothing will happen to you, right? Could it be that the sect that stole your wife is looking for you? Or...
..." Qiao Xiaopang's eyes flashed with the fire of gossip, and he muttered: "A love rival is looking for trouble? Or maybe it's because Yu Wenxia, this kid, is messing around with women, and his wife finds out about it, and his wife comes to chop him with a knife.
He? Then... will Shangguan Linglong show off her power?
?It’s a pity that I don’t have Shangguan Linglong’s birth date, otherwise I can count her down..."
After chattering for a while, Qiao Xiaopang made another prediction. Looking at the result, Qiao Xiaopang's eyes widened in surprise, "Nima... all your wishes have come true, good luck! Leave me here and don't care, you bastard
Is your fortune gone?"
Fatty Qiao calculated it three times in a row, and the result was the same, all "good luck". "Good luck... great luck... Yu Wenxia, where did you get such luck?" Fatty Qiao raised his eyebrows, "Is it really your wife?
I came to you, and then you went to get married? Your wife happily accepted it
Shangguan Linglong, are you marrying two at once? That is indeed a good luck! No... If this is the reason, Yuwen will not not call me. Even if he is in a hurry to get married, he still has to leave me an invitation... What on earth is it?
What's the good thing? You're so anxious that you don't even leave me any news... Really
It’s so nerve-wracking! I’ll figure out where you all went.” Qiao Xiaopang calmed down and made another hexagram. This hexagram was very laborious to calculate. After finishing the hexagram, Qiao Xiaopang “thumped” with exhaustion.
Sitting on the ground with a cry, he wiped his sweat and said, "Grandma, what's going on? Why is the calculation so obscure? I'm so suffocated.
Come on...look what the result is...fuck!"
Seeing the results of the calculation, Qiao Xiaopang was stunned, "What is this? Up?"
Qiao Xiaopang looked at the sky, "Yu Wenxia is going up? How funny! Where can he go up? Is it floating in the sky?" After pondering for a moment, Qiao Xiaopang felt that he must have made a mistake, so he calculated again, and this time
The result was even more confusing. The result was downward. Qiao Xiaopang looked at the ground under his feet and stamped his feet, "Yuwen? Yuwen? Yuwen, come out.
Are you down there?" Even though he shouted this, Qiao Xiaopang also knew that he could never calculate Yu Wenxia's whereabouts. If this happens, it means that the cause and effect of Yu Wenxia's whereabouts are very complicated, and
The relationship is extremely important. The so-called secrets are unpredictable right now.
In this case, Fatty Qiao sighed and finally gave up the idea of looking for Xia Yu. He frowned and thought for a long time. He felt that since chasing was not an option, he should go to a place where Yu Wenxia would definitely go and wait for him.
!Yu Wenxia seems to have been dating for a few years
Tianxiahui attaches great importance to the "welfare year", so why not just wait until the "welfare year" and wait for him directly at Tianxiahui.
"Then..." Qiao Xiaopang said to himself with a grimace, "How will I live these few years? Where will I go to make a living? Will I go to a brothel to paint portraits of young ladies again?"
I have to say that after being used to being an uncle, Qiao Xiaopang really doesn’t want to go back to the days when he made money with his own strength. Thinking about it, Qiao Xiaopang’s eyes suddenly lit up and he smiled, “Yuwen, you
Since you have left me alone, then go to hell with you
Eat there for a few years with a woman! Tell your experience to those confidants who miss you, and you can comfort them in their lovesickness... Tsk, tsk, tsk... I am so kind! So...