A small fleet consisting of a cruiser and four frigates is anchored on the sea.
"[...The basic situation is like this.]"
Jin Jing, who was dressed in a white dress, was floating in the air, looking at the Gotham Expedition Fleet in front of her, her voice was ethereal and distant:
"[Do you have any questions?]"
The heavily armed Waynes, Falcone, Cobot and Fries looked at each other but said nothing.
As for "Bai Jingjing"'s two followers, Caroline and Max, ever since she shouted "Shazam" and transformed, they have always maintained a strange expression of "My wife, come out and see God".
On the contrary, Thomas Curry, who was wearing heavy armor, asked hesitantly: "No matter what, we are sailing a warship after all, right? Just come to the high seas openly? No reaction from the Americans or other countries?"
"[Perhaps I forgot to mention it,]" Jin Jing took out a glowing purple document from her dress pocket with two fingers: "[I also have the identity of an 'FBI senior agent', so this time we
The investigation into the mysterious creature was reasonable and legal.]”
"The Brando family is so despicable," Cobblet snorted, "If his daughter doesn't develop well in Gotham, just ask someone to clean up the place."
"Gotham doesn't fear any external threats," Falcone responded, "but it also doesn't like trouble."
"As expected, some people in Congress should have doubts about the existence of 'Atlantis'. Since Gotham City has taken the initiative to propose this ocean exploration mission, they are probably happy to see it come to fruition." Thomas Wayne also said
road.
"I'm a little worried about the Atlanteans..." Atlanna, who had already put on the shining silver Atlantis armor, hesitated.
"My dear, do you still want to speak for the traitors who exiled and tried to execute you?" Curry turned around and interrupted.
"I'm just worried that they are not strong enough to serve as qualified cannon fodder in the attack of the Court of Owls," Atlanna shook her head: "And Miss Bai has promised to protect the people who are willing to continue to follow me."
After everyone fell silent again, only a silly guy wearing a red tights with a lightning logo on his chest was still holding up his hands: "I, I, I~ I have a problem!"
"[...Say it, Billy.]" Jin Jing held up her hat speechlessly.
"You said they came for 'Batman', but no one here called that name." Billy pointed to Gotham, which was invisible in the distance: "What if they choose to invade Gotham?"
"[I have brought all the people who could potentially become Batman,]" Jin Jing glared at him: "[If there are still some missing, causing the Legion of Owls to appear in Gotham, we can only split into two groups.
You follow me back to Gotham, and the remaining people attack Atlantis.]"
"No problem! [Shazam] is invincible!"
Katcha!
A bolt of lightning struck, and the stupid big man turned into a stupid boy, and fell into the sea with a thud.
Bang, bang, people who are not strong-willed enough are holding their foreheads.
"Ahem! [Shazam]!" Billy the Kid turned back into a big fool and flew up: "I've decided, my hero name is 'Thor'!"
"[As long as you are happy—here you are! Get ready!]"
At this moment, the originally clear sky suddenly turned cloudy, and the surging dark clouds were filled with streaks of red lightning. A few seconds later, the lightning and dark clouds "split" out of thin air, forming a huge black hole and a powerful cyclone over the sea. Let the sea become stormy.
On the other side of the hollow, there are shadows like giant trains slowly approaching.
"[It's an 'armed train' different from the 'ordinary trains' I killed! Follow the plan!]"
The golden crystal drew a circle around the fleet at extremely high speeds, enclosing them entirely in a translucent sphere. This sphere blocked the violent storms from the outside world and also made the existence inside invisible to the outside world.
"The great sea god Poseidon -" Atlanna stood on the bow of the cruiser, her eyes glowed with blue light, and she opened her hands to the sea in front of her: "Show your power to these evil spirits from outside the sky - —”
Boom boom boom—boom!
When a giant snake made of pure metal and several wingmen flew out of the hole, the huge waves bursting from the sea directly blasted it into pieces.
This huge wave was so large that it even revealed the murloc army quietly lurking on the bottom of the sea.
Thinking that their intention to track the fleet was exposed, they rushed to the surface one after another to launch an attack, but found that the fleet on the sea had disappeared. There were only a few angry mechanical snakes in front of them that had just rushed out of the space channel. Both sides continued to test None, the battle directly entered a fever pitch.
"[The total force that the 'Court of Owls' can invest in a single world is limited, and there are too many 'Batman Elements' to support it," Jin Jing said: "[The next step is to reap the benefits... huh?] "
With her "Shazam Power", she can clearly hear and understand the intruder's communication. The content seems a bit strange:
[The cunning Avengers! They actually led us to Atlantis! 】
[It doesn’t matter! Neptune Namor is also their ally! Let’s destroy Atlantis and then go to New York!]
【Long live the Chitauri! Long live the Hydra!】
The Space-Time Variation Administration is indeed a bunch of rubbish.
……never mind.
You're all here, you can die here.
——DC, dark——
The rain stopped in Gotham.
Although the sudden stop of the heavy rain is puzzling, the people of Gotham have long been no longer surprised by such small things.
A white-collar worker who had just gotten off work only raised his eyes to look at the sky. Although he felt that it was a little unusually dark, he did not intend to pay attention to it.
After all, what could be weirder than a madman suddenly jumping out to kill you, and then being beaten away by another madman dressed as a bat? Especially if this kind of thing can happen more than once a day.
If you think about it carefully, it doesn't seem strange that the frequency is so high.
"【%￥#@!】"
A guy wearing brown spiked metal armor and holding a weird gun jumped out of the alley, shouting at the white-collar workers in a language he didn't understand.
Yes, that's it, the white-collar worker raised his hands helplessly.
Where's the Bat Monster? Anyone can come and save him.
"[Meow--]"
With a cat-like meow, the strange man in metal armor froze on the spot, and then slowly fell to the ground, revealing a tall woman behind him dressed like a cat and like a bat.
"Thanks--"
"[Stop talking nonsense!]" The woman didn't wait for the white-collar worker to speak and snatched the bag from his hand. After flipping through it randomly, he threw it to the ground: "[You didn't carry any gems with you. If you are attacked again, you will die.
Bar!】"
Before she finished speaking, her figure had disappeared from the white-collar worker's face.
Oh, it's "Batcat".
The white-collar worker squatted down and thought while packing his briefcase.
Legend has it that there is a dark knight in Gotham called Batman, who is dedicated to dealing with all the madmen in the city.
But the good times didn't last long. After being assassinated by a gang of madmen, he also went crazy.
After that, various Batmans began to appear in Gotham. As long as there was one more madman, there would be another Batman. This caused some guys who originally wanted to debut to quietly go back to the class.
Some people say that Batman has found a way to clone himself, while others say that those Batmans are actually the same person, just the product of cross-dressing after a split personality, but this is difficult to explain why there are women among those "split Batmans", at least
Judging from the results of his recent close observation, the "Batcat" is indeed a woman, not a man disguised as a woman.
As for two Batmans appearing at the same time...how can ordinary people have the chance to see that kind of thing?
The white-collar worker packed his briefcase and continued to rush to the apartment.
Meeting Batman is not a good sign, no matter which one, because there will always be lunatics looking for these "victims" to ask about Batman's words and deeds. To be honest, they don't believe it, and the lies will be directly seen, and the best case scenario is that
only--
Pfft——
The white-collar worker was sprayed with a stream of yellow-green gas.
"Gu-hahaha! Hahahaha!" He couldn't help but start laughing wildly.
"[Damn clown!]" The white-collar worker who was almost unable to think heard a hoarse and sharp voice: "[You actually replaced my fear gas with laughing gas! How can I ask questions now?]"
"Hahahaha!" the white-collar worker laughed heartily.
"[What is this? A message? 'Although Chitauri are immune to fear gas but not laughing gas, why don't you thank Uncle Clown'?" A sharp voice: "[Asshole! Don't fall into my hands!"
]"
"Hahahaha!" the white-collar worker continued to laugh.
"[Asshole, don't laugh!]" The owner of the voice became angry and punched the white-collar worker unconscious.
…
……Well.
When the white-collar man regained consciousness, he found that he was not lying on the street, but was tied up somewhere like an interrogation room.
The not-so-spacious room was crowded with a dozen weirdos wearing spiked armor, each of them equipped with weapons that looked powerful at first glance.
Now we're in trouble... The white-collar worker thought drowsily.
The madmen in Gotham have always fought alone, and have never established an organization that requires uniform uniforms. These guys are obviously outsiders and will not abide by Gotham's rules.
In other words, his life is really in danger now.
"[...]" The armored geeks who were talking in a strange language seemed to have noticed that he was awake. They all came to him, spread a map of the United States on the table, and then asked in a bad accent: "[Tell me,
New York, where is it?】"
"New York?" The white-collar worker replied doubtfully: "Do you want to ask about 'Metropolis', 'Central City' or 'Star City'? I have never heard of the city 'New York'. Isn't it a remote small city?"
"[%￥*&]" Those weirdos didn't seem surprised by his answer, and continued to study the map, completely ignoring his existence.
Even a fool knows that their attitude means "this person is useless, just kill him when you leave."
They look more like a well-trained but poorly disciplined army than lunatics.
He must save himself, but what can a mere white-collar worker do?
While thinking of this, the information revealed by the madman before appeared in his mind:
[Although the Chitauri are immune to fear gas, they are not immune to laughing gas]
Are they actually aliens?
Well, some things can still be done.
Breathe-breathe-breathe-breathe-
The white-collar worker began to take deep breaths, trying to expel the residual laughing gas - if any - he had inhaled from his lungs.
Fortunately, those weirdos didn't notice that his breathing rate was accelerating. Even if they did, they would be ignored. After all, what's the threat to breathing?
"[Hehe——]" "[Hehe——]" "[Hehe——]"
Soon, the "laughing gas" expelled from the body by the white-collar workers through breathing took effect, and the effect was stronger than when the white-collar workers themselves were infected. The evidence is...these aliens actually let out laughter that belongs to the earth.
They didn't take it seriously at first, but as more and more people laughed, the expressions - well, postures - of these aliens gradually changed from vigilance to fear, and finally to madness.
Buzz-dah-dah-squeak!
Before the aliens started killing each other, White Collar tipped his chair to the ground, dodging lasers and bullets that ricocheted around the small room.
Even so, a reflected laser still swept across his face, burning a deep mark from the corner of his mouth to his ears.
"Hehe...hehe..."
When all the dust settled, the white-collar worker rolled on the ground, used alien weapons to cut off the ropes that bound him, then climbed up, looking at everything around him while laughing miserably due to the aftereffects of laughing gas.
"It seems that the number of Batmans is still not enough, haha..." The white-collar worker picked up the weapons scattered on the ground and began to touch up the fallen aliens one by one: "My job as a receptionist is all because of my good looks.
, there is no chance now, it’s all your fault, haha..."
Facts have proved that his caution was not wrong. Some of the alien weapons were not fatal, but only knocked people unconscious. Two or three of the aliens who fell to the ground woke up soon after he started to finish off the damage.
He yelled something in a language that the white-collar workers couldn't understand, but he killed them all by name.
"Wear a mask and resign, and you should still be able to earn half a month's salary, haha..."
The white-collar worker walked around the hut while talking to himself, and refinished each alien at least three times:
"How about Batman's benefits? Is there a place where I can submit my resume? Haha..."
"Unfortunately, the establishment is full. If you want to become Batman, I will kill you now."
When he finally stopped this useless behavior and staggered out of the cabin where the aliens were hiding, a gun was pressed against his head.
Opposite him was a strange man wearing a long purple suit, dyed green hair, and a serious expression on his face.
This guy is obviously pretending to be a clown, but he refuses to laugh. It’s just... just...
"Hehe...hehe...hehehe..."
The white-collar worker ignored the gunshot on his head and started laughing. At the same time, the other corner of his mouth that was not burned turned up uncontrollably, as if he had seen something particularly funny:
"[Why are you so serious? (Why so Serious?)]"
－－－－－－Digression－－－－－
DC Law: No matter how weird Batman is, there will always be his own Joker
