The "Deadpool Legion" is approaching a peaceful, peaceful and beautiful planet.
Judging from the surveillance footage taken by the "aerospace helicopter", civilization has not even been born yet, only green and beautiful plants and lively and cute animals.
"Oh, my god, I can't stand it anymore," Deadpool covered his face and shook his head repeatedly, raising his hand to point to the other Green Lanterns in the cabin: "You must never let me know whose inner world is so young and cute.
, disgusting, so disgusting!”
"[Instrument of Desire]...is this what it is?" Thomas touched his chin: "You know me, my wish now is to go home and reunite with my wife and children, if this planet embodies my desire
, it should be a planet with an ocean much wider than the land, and it must have an advanced undersea civilization."
"Hmm..." Deadpool nodded and turned to the Salarian.
"Don't look at me. You know me. If our people stay in a place without a computer within ten meters for more than twenty minutes, they will collapse. Not to mention that almost all Salarians have hay fever and are allergic to animal hair."
If it were me, this would definitely be a mechanical planet with advanced civilization and super technology." Nameless Ser shook his head.
"Indeed." Deadpool turned to the Argonian.
"Don't look at me. The environment of Argon is completely different from what you, carbon-based organisms, understand." Old Argon glared: "If it were me, at this distance, we would have already landed."
"Well..." Deadpool looked at the red-haired swordsman.
"Swordsmiths are at home all over the world. I don't deny that I like such an environment, but if the 'instrument of desire' reflects my desire," Zongzheng Mo sneered: "Our spaceship should have been struck by a thousand-meter sword.
Cracked in half."
"Is the swordsmith so fierce?" Deadpool blinked and looked at the last lighthouse jellyfish.
"Lighthouse jellyfish never settle on a specific planet. We are 'interstellar wanderers' floating in the universe as a group. If it were me, this place should be densely packed with jellyfish." The light on JJ, the soul of the starry night, flashed.
A flash.
"This is too strange. Doesn't anyone want such a planet to be born?" Deadpool suddenly covered his face in shyness: "Oh, does Mr. Deadpool have such a girlish heart?"
"Impossible, absolutely impossible." X5
——???——
This is a natural satellite that was hollowed out due to mining, but it was refilled with the original mines and later added spaceports as well as residential, agricultural, and industrial blocks.
Although it looks like an ordinary interstellar spaceport, the surveillance and patrol personnel everywhere, as well as the tightly guarded starport entry management office, imply that its background is anything but simple.
"Please state your identity, which planet you come from, what force you belong to, what is the purpose of coming here, and how long do you plan to stay," the red-skinned bald humanoid creature in a suit and tie said with a smile, "Of course, you can answer it."
No comment', but your movements in the 'afterlife' will be restricted, and an agent will be nearby to monitor you at all times."
"No need to bother, trust me," Deadpool leaned forward and leaned close to the red-skinned, bald man's ear.
The red-skinned bald head turned his face sideways for no apparent reason.
"Long live Hydra." Deadpool whispered.
"..." The bald man straightened his body and leaned back in awe.
…
"Ding-dong, Dongdong, boom-boom-boom~"
Accompanied by Deadpool's verbal dubbing sound effects, the "Deadpool Legion" group walked out of the border management office with steps that they would not recognize their relatives - only those with legs.
"Where are we going next?"
"Go to the dock and order some fries."
——???——
Under the earth's crust.
Six "symbionts" with strange shapes and different colors were making noisy noises as they moved deeper.
"[Hmm! I'm about to suffocate! - My wife is indeed a mermaid, but I'm not!]"
"[Slippery, sticky, sticky lake, so uncomfortable.]"
"[Asshole, I told you that our genes are perfect. I don't need you to meddle in my own business. Don't talk to me about anything. Interstellar civilization recognizes that as long as the Salarian people don't admit that your views on the Salarian people are wrong.]"
"[Everyone, look, look, I'm glowing~ What? Are there other colors to choose from?]"
"[Wade, give me a reason not to kill you.]"
"[Calm down, these symbionts that do not control the behavior of the host and only provide benefits are rented from elsewhere. If you cut them, you will be compensated at the original price.]"
"[Hmph... I have a sword that can only damage the inner abdomen but not the outer skin. Do you want to try it?]"
"[Okay, okay, the real reason is that the god of symbiote Gnar is actually in a sleeping state, and all his counterattacks are stress, you know? As long as we pretend to be a symbiote, and then find the key nodes to give it a fatal blow
——Kacha~]”
"[...You'd better make sure there's nothing wrong with your plan, otherwise, you'll be the one who gets caught.]"
"[Of course, of course, after all——]"
"【What?】"
“[After all, I paid the deposit!]”
——???——
On the burning wasteland, there is a huge fortress made of obsidian. It is surrounded and inside by a variety of undead creatures.
But now, the gate of the fortress has been broken, and Asgardian warriors, led by Valkyrie, are gradually clearing the interior of the fortress.
At the top of the fortress, on a wide platform, the commanders of both sides were confronting each other.
One of them is a tall man with black hair and red eyes, wearing heavy black armor and holding a flaming sword, and the other is a one-eyed old man with blond hair and blue eyes, a golden helmet and gold armor, and holding a thunder hammer.
"[Nidhogg! I will destroy you and your undead army! The grudges of the past will be settled today!]"
"[So, 'Thunder's Sanction' has finally come? Should I put down the 'Delight of Fire' in my hand and kneel down to beg for mercy? Odin?]"
"[We will let you die happily! This is the greatest kindness to you who has committed many crimes!]"
"[Oh, let me tell you personally, when Ragnarok happens, you will kneel down and beg for my forgiveness, but I will refuse you! Your and Asgard's wailing will be the best proof of my wild power.
!】"
"Hey, is that really Odin? The heavenly father of Norse mythology?" Thomas, who was wearing Asgard-style armor, quietly poked the Deadpool with the same look next to him.
"No, that's just the embodiment of the image of Odin in the minds of other Asgard undead. He mainly plays a role in setting off the atmosphere." Deadpool scratched his head: "But I really didn't expect Nidhogg to have a human form."
"What about the 'Asgard Expeditionary Force' that we spent time and effort organizing and recruiting?"
"Brother, they are originally undead controlled by Nidhogg. They can resist Nidhogg's undead army with our deception, I mean encouragement. This is the limit. If you come here, you can only be controlled and betrayed in an instant.
"
"So we can't count on 'Odin'?"
"He..."
"[Warriors of Asgard! Attack!]"
When "Odin" shouted these words, he was sealed by a piece of obsidian that suddenly appeared.
"[I will let you live to see all this, Odin,]" Nidhogg stepped down from the throne and looked at the waiting "Deadpool Army": "[The tragic nine kingdoms will be recast in my hands.
!】"
"Hurry up and hold the tank!" Deadpool yelled, "Do you still remember what I taught you? Old man!"
"……call,"
The Argonian holding a shield and an ax took a deep breath and shouted to Nidhogg:
