"[Girl, I see that you have amazing bones and are a unique martial arts prodigy. The task of maintaining world peace is left to you. I have a secret book called "The Wedding Dress Magic", which is destined to be with you. Ten yuan
Sell you.】"
...It turns out that if the operation logic of SSRs is stuck, they will keep repeating the original actions towards the final target, right?
After 173 was unable to grab my neck, 106 was unable to capture me for not buying the martial arts secrets, so the two of them began to beep at me persistently, like extremely dedicated salesmen.
In fact, I really want to buy two secret books to study them. After all, according to "Kung Fu", those things are all true, but I don't have any form of currency.
Theoretically speaking, if "Rachel Fisk" encountered these two in places other than "High-tech Prison", I am afraid she would have died several times, because I considered the problem of being a gangster and did not give "Miss Jin Jing"
The strength of the set is too strong, basically the same as when she first left the world of One Piece.
But who told me that now I am the entity "Scarlet Witch" formed by her "Yang Shen Technique" and "soul out of body". In essence, it is a soul, and these two objects for containing entities obviously have no effect on spiritual bodies.
Of course, the abnormal environment at the bottom of the "High-tech Prison" is also the reason why they cannot exert their full strength - although it is useless even if they can exert their full strength.
[Is there a possibility that you just want to hear him call you ‘girl’ a few more times? 】
'No way, 106 is too ugly.'
【...It seems to make sense.】
Next, I took two pendants...okay, three, and started looking for "SSR-001" on the bottom floor of the high-tech prison in a disordered order.
Most of the SSRs are quite honest and stay in their own containment rooms obediently, and I have no intention of opening every room to have a look and actually feel their power.
Most of the time, the effects of those items are similar to the "original" ones with the same number, but there are subtle differences. However, in order to prevent the stupid system from saying "Do you have a misunderstanding about your identity?", I
This was not mentioned.
"[Fellow Taoist, please stay!]"
After stepping through another door, a slightly weird man's voice with a northwest accent sounded from behind.
calls me?
When I turned around and looked around, I was not surprised to see that the scene behind the gate had changed again. A tall, thin Taoist priest wearing Taoist robes, well-dressed and dignified was walking quickly towards me.
‘Is the person coming here Shen Gong Seal?’
【Exactly.】
‘I’ve heard about your name for a long time, and I’m lucky enough to meet you today. Since you know your destiny——’
Peng!
Before the stupid system and I had finished learning the famous scene, the tall and thin Taoist priest suddenly flashed and exploded on the spot like a creeper.
"[Young man, I'm surprised to see your bones...]" "[...Look at another woman.]"
106 and 173 are subtly in sync.
——
"[Fellow Taoist, please stay!]" Peng!
“[Fellow Taoist, please stay—]” Boom!
"[Fellow Taoist——]" Long!
"[...]"
Next, every time I walked through a door, Shen Gongbao would appear behind me - maybe, and then as soon as he spoke a famous line, he would explode on the spot.
It's not a problem if he keeps blowing up from behind. In order to find a solution, I temporarily stopped going through the doors to look for SSR-001.
'I wonder, I don't hate him that much, right?'
[I’m afraid it’s not because of what you think of him, but what he thinks of you.]
'what idea?'
【He calls you ‘fellow Taoist’.】
'right?'
[What ‘path’ are you walking on? 】
'Well……'
[Dare to call 'Hongjun' or 'fellow Taoist', but the explosion on the spot is already the slightest backlash, especially since you are no longer at the level of 'Hongjun'. 】
'Um……'
After thinking about it for a while, I found that although my identity changed when I became a god, no one really called me "fellow Taoist".
[‘SSR-096’,] The stupid system pulled out the project report of “Shen Gongbao”: [‘Shy Man’, pfft.]
'Are you so shy?'
[Hmm... I won't read the description. His specific characteristic is that when anyone sees his photos, videos or any realistic scenes, they will appear not far behind the 'witness' in a short period of time.
, and greeted him with an unclear "Fellow Taoist, please stay."]
[After hearing the greeting, the witness will be unable to resist a conversation that lasts 96 seconds with ‘SSR-096’, and finally agrees to his seemingly insignificant request. 】
[After the witness is out of contact with 'SSR-096', he will continue to have a strong desire to complete this request within '96' hours, unless affected by effects such as confusion or interruption of consciousness. 】
[After a witness successfully completes this requirement, there is a '96%' chance of encountering a fatal accident within '96' minutes. When alone, there is only a 4% chance of escaping. If there are other people assisting him, he will survive.
The probability will increase to 96%]
'Looks like the Green Lantern Corps didn't expect to just knock him over while he was saying hello.'
[Yes, there is, but after 096 is killed, he will reappear at the position before he teleported within 9:06 seconds. 】
'Is this why he keeps exploding behind me? Can you please stop him? It's too noisy.'
[The solution is in the containment room on your left.]
Um?
I turned around and looked around, and found that it was a "pharmacy" that was incompatible with the environment of a high-tech prison. There was a small bottle with pink pills on the counter, and the "Instructions for Use" were posted next to the counter.
【‘SSR-500’, ‘panacea’. 】
[This pill can perfectly treat any abnormal condition or injury of the user. It can also be taken in advance when the user is about to encounter danger. The treatment effect of the abnormal condition or injury will take effect the moment the user is affected. 】
Hmm? It seems different from the impression?
[Each tablet of ‘SSR-500’ is only effective once, please do not put your hands into the crusher after taking it. 】
[Some users who were cured of their 'fatal injuries' by 'SSR-500' claimed that they heard a pleasant female voice when the pill took effect, which roughly stated: 'My wish is to bear all the pain and misfortune in the world, regardless of them.
From the past, present, or future.']
[After discussion, the use of ‘SSR-500’ will be strictly limited to prevent that respectable lady from suffering too much. 】
'Ah this...'
【Hmm? What do you think?】
'Pleasant, respectable, hehehe~'
【...I shouldn't worry about you.】
——
A few minutes later, "SSR-001", the containment room of "Apocalypse".
"[Fellow Taoist, please stay...]"
"[I'm surprised to see your bones...]"
"[...Go and see other women!]"
Creaking——
"Are you here to laugh at me!?" The tall and strong man with gray skin directly kneaded the table in the containment room into a lump of iron: "[Death]!"
【Hahahahaha!】
"[The ancestor of mutants,]"
In order to prevent "Apocalypse" from becoming angry, I tried my best to act like the "Five Creation Gods":
