"[Intelligent creatures have been locked, Bruce Banner of the Earth, you have deep love in your heart, welcome to join the Purple Lantern Corps.]"
'Generally speaking, the Purple Lantern Corps only accepts female members, right?'
[With She-Hulk, there’s nothing wrong with that.]
'That's not the same thing!'
While I pressed the ring box that glowed purple in my hand to prevent it from flying out, I looked at Bruce Banner in human form. I didn't know how to continue talking for a while.
At that time, the origin stories of the Hulk and Thor were mixed together, which caused even greater trouble. As a result, the military's "genetic ascension" faction and the "mechanical ascension" faction are still quarreling to this day. Then I took the "psionic ascension"
” came out of nowhere and forcibly created a tripartite balance.
High-level people analyzed and analyzed and found that these three enhancement routes are simply incompatible: after a person's genes are manipulated, he may be able to add a robotic arm or something, but it will be regarded as "non-human" by magic and will not respond.
A magician or superpower can use mechanical equipment, but magic and conventional energy will interfere with each other, causing the equipment to age faster, and high-end and sophisticated equipment are prone to failure.
If you prefer one intensive plan, you will not be able to confirm whether other routes will be better. And if you choose "all", there will be a big gap in finance and personnel.
The final decision they made was to select a small group of elites to develop simultaneously on the three strengthening lines, which would not consume too many resources and still get the desired intelligence.
But in this way, Hydra, which can steal intelligence for its own use, has become a serious problem. In order not to end up working in vain, the Security Council authorized SHIELD to fully track down and eliminate Hydra. In addition to occasionally going to Hog, Captain America
Woz works part-time and is busy with this most of the time. Hawkeye and Natasha serve as his backup to coordinate various tasks. Bucky will also run to help when the situation allows.
Iron Man, who neither listens to tunes nor propaganda, in addition to continuing to develop technology, conducts routine patrols over New York, while Spider-Man, a free man, continues to be his good neighbor in New York while completing his studies.
Finally, there is the Hulk who has no chance to take action. Most, no, most of the time, he carries out his original research work in the state of Bruce Banner and maintains a romantic relationship with Betty Ross.
Does it mean that if a person is in love, the purple light will be activated? This is totally unreasonable.
[According to the plot of the movie, people will take the initiative to cancel Hulk's transformation because of 'love'. What's wrong with activating a purple light?] The stupid system said.
'but……'
[Does anyone stipulate that members of the Purple Lantern Corps must be female?]
'Original setting... Bah, I'm stupid, what does the original setting have to do with me?'
Anyway, let’s get this matter over with first.
"I thought that your strongest emotion was 'anger', but it turned out to be 'love'?" I took back the box and made it stop shining: "You really can't tell a person's face, Dr. Banner, but can you still transform now?"
"Angry, I did get angry easily before," Dr. Banner adjusted his glasses: "But anger without any reason will only lead to meaningless destruction and hurt the people you love."
"You mean..." Natasha was the first to react: "You changed the premise of transforming into the Hulk? Is this really possible?"
"It's not difficult," Dr. Banner said with a smile: "Being angry that someone or something you love may be hurt will cause more and longer anger than simply wanting to be angry."
"I understand, but we can't deliberately put Ms. Ross into danger when the Hulk is needed. That would be putting the cart before the horse." Steve said: "It is better to say that people who would do that are also Hulk's enemies.
."
"This requires the wisdom of 'Bruce Banner'," Dr. Banner looked at me: "After attending a few 'mental interference' classes at Hogwarts, I learned how to control the Hulk."
"...What did you learn?"
[At that time, your behavior of calling Hulk "Green Light" and commanding him was discovered, right? 】
'That kind of command behavior is something he can't replicate.'
Theoretically speaking, all existences with the characteristics of "humanoid" and "green skin" can be classified as "green light". If there is a monster Shrek in this world, I can also command him, but the premise is that this kind of existence cannot
Have a higher intelligence than the genuine green light, otherwise after this kind of intervention like a dimensionality reduction attack, the opponent will become a real thing who can only "WAAAGH".
Hulk has no such concerns. If the ordinary green skin's intelligence is 3, it is 1. Calling it green light is equivalent to giving him wisdom.
"I let Hulk learn 'logical analysis'," Dr. Banner said: "If aliens invade again, I don't have to make myself angry before passing it on to him, as long as I judge that this invasion may logically hurt people."
Betty and Hulk will appear immediately, and after the situation calms down, as long as you make the judgment that 'keeping the transformation will cause trouble for Betty', you can change back immediately."
"Well, it's really because of 'love'..."
【Look, it’s really because of you.】
'Cut the nonsense, being able to switch at any time is better than the thin version of Hulk who wears glasses after the 'reconciliation'. Can Hulk still be called Hulk if he has sense?'
[Great, all versions of the Hulk that may be born in this world will all turn into idiots.]
"Things are getting interesting," I turned to the other Avengers members with the ring box in my hand: "I originally just wanted to give a few obvious examples to talk about the capabilities of different color legions, but now it seems that maybe your personality tendencies are the same as mine.
There are some discrepancies in what was expected. We cannot judge based on impressions alone. We need to conduct a test. However, this test seems to be a bit of an invasion of privacy. We need everyone to voluntarily do it. Who comes first?"
The room was temporarily quiet. Except for Captain America and Stark, who clearly had the green light, everyone else was thoughtful, perhaps reflecting on what color they might be.
Phew, a bubble appeared above Stark's head: "[You can clearly read minds but do you mind invading privacy?]"
"I said I can't read minds, Mr. Stark," I tilted my head to look at him: "It's you who always write your thoughts on your face."
[As far as the facts are concerned, it is indeed the case, and there is nothing wrong with it.]
"..." Stark raised his eyebrows, and the contents of the thought bubble above his head instantly turned into a mess.
"Let me give it a try," Peter Parker looked around and volunteered, "It seems interesting."
Well, compared to those SHIELD agents who might be able to directly activate the black light, Peter is actually the most suitable. He is either "hope" or "pity"...right?
Buzz——
As I brought the ring box closer to Peter Parker, dazzling yellow light spurted out.
"[Intelligent life has been locked, Peter Parker of Earth, you have the ability to inflict great fear on others, welcome to join the Yellow Lantern Corps!]"
'Is this going to be a civil war? Sure enough, this thing broke after moving from DC to Marvel!'
