"Oh, this is a great place, man, what's its name?"
"Titan."
"Titan is Thanos' home planet! And you still say you're not him?!"
"You chose this place for me. Besides, I'm not Thanos, I'm Cable."
"Oh, really, I've been busy lately, so I forgot."
Deadpool and Cable were standing arm-in-arm on a cliff overlooking the planet's capital.
Of course, it was a one-sided hookup. Due to his height, Deadpool couldn't even reach Cable's shoulders and could only put his hands on his waist.
Diansuo was too lazy to get serious with this guy who had never been serious, so he asked about the real thing: "Is that lady who said that I can't die' or 'can be resurrected' a certain god?"
In 3000 AD, Kang the Conqueror, the ruler of the galaxy, was extremely powerful. The ordinary demon gods of the universe were no match for him. Even some dimensional masters would deliberately avoid contact with him. As for the act of projecting power and collecting interest, once they were
When Kang the Conqueror found out, he would follow the channel of power to come and rob him. This led to ordinary people at that time generally not knowing God, and in 2000...
"That is the cutest Miss Death in the world!" As if to emphasize, Deadpool pointed one finger to the sky and shouted loudly: "She is also the wife of Mr. Deadpool!"
"I saw a beautiful girl, she is your wife, right?" Cable tried to taunt.
"That's right!" Deadpool replied confidently.
"..." Diansuo, who felt that his question just now was stupid, remained silent.
"It was all your fault just now!" Deadpool took the initiative to change the subject: "If you hadn't caused trouble, Uncle Deadpool would be sharing a candlelight dinner with his dear Miss Death, and then spending time together..."
Just now? He didn't even have time to make a choice between "won't die" and "can be resurrected". He was kicked out of that place with the background sound of "snowflakes fluttering and the north wind blowing" and Deadpool roaring to the sky.
Gray world.
But if you point this out, he'll just keep messing around.
"You haven't said what kind of god she is."
"You can tell from the name, right? Thanos, are you stupid?"
"You can't tell, and I'm Cable."
"Okay, okay, then Mr. Deadpool will introduce you to my dear wife."
"..."
Deadpool can talk nonsense, but Cable thinks it's not appropriate to gossip behind a woman's back and decides to ignore all "wife" related topics from Deadpool's mouth.
"She is the 'conceptual god' who is in charge of the 'death' of all intelligent creatures in this world. Unless she is actively summoned, ordinary people can only see her after they die, but they themselves cannot even notice this 'meeting',"
Deadpool made a gesture similar to that of a fly rubbing his hands: "Hey, my wife really does love me."
"Why?" Cable stopped him from continuing his madness.
"Because they are basically recreating the scene of their own death," Deadpool raised his hand and made a wavy line: "Did you see the long queue outside the castle? Those are the 'dead', and my wife's responsibility is,
Just 'watching' their 'death'."
"Sounds like a lot of work." Cable nodded.
"No, no, no, her workload is about ten times more than you just imagined," Deadpool scratched his head: "Have you heard of the theory put forward by some guy whose name I can't remember?'
There are three deaths to be experienced, namely the body, social relationships and the memories left behind.”
"Could it be that..." Diansuo frowned.
"Yes, what my wife wants to 'watch' is, in addition to the 'death scene', there is also 'the severance of all interpersonal relationships' and the 'past that is completely forgotten by the world'. Those things will settle down and become the 'kingdom of death'"
Part of it, and the last remaining 'soul' without any characteristics, if it is strong enough, can be born as a newborn again." Deadpool shook his head: "Because she has seen too many, her attitude seems very indifferent.
, and any method to improve her favorability is ineffective. The only way to get closer to her is to 'call my wife directly'."
From indifference to boredom?
"I won't comment on your behavior," Cable said, "but I went to the 'Kingdom of Death' this time because I saved the 'Green Martians' who were supposed to be extinct. Ms. Death wants to reward me.
You asked me to choose between 'won't die' and 'can be resurrected', and then you appeared."
"I won't die, I won't die, I won't die!" Deadpool jumped up and grabbed Cable's collar: "'Can be resurrected' belongs exclusively to me!"
"I think so too. When fighting Kang the Conqueror, 'resurrection' seems to be of little use," Cable picked up Deadpool by the collar of his tights and lifted him off: "But are you sure that 'can be resurrected' belongs to you alone?"
"
"I'm not sure... No, I should say, I'm not sure," Deadpool adjusted his collar and said dejectedly: "My wife, she seems to give the ability to 'resurrection' to anyone who is willing to help her deal with those four troublesome guys.
I'm here..."
"I seem to have heard you mention it when I helped Apocalypse fight him, so why were the four Green Lanterns who helped us not resurrected?"
"They were originally the 'sacrificial' legendary Green Lanterns," Deadpool scratched his face and lowered his voice: "I asked them for help because if they really succeeded, maybe my wife would resurrect them, but in the end
I just changed the inscriptions on their statues."
"Hmm..." Cable thought of the tragic battle that took place in the "ancient times" and fell silent for a moment.
At that time, he really thought that Kang the Conqueror, who had traveled to the wrong era and provoked a powerful enemy, might have fallen. He had even begun to consider what would happen after returning to 3000 AD. But in the end, both sides suffered losses. After paying a huge sacrifice, he surrendered.
He ran away.
"Huh? Wait?" Deadpool, who was scratching his head, suddenly stopped and turned to stare at Cable: "You said you saved the 'Green Martian' tribe that was supposed to be extinct?"
"I received their distress signal, and then went to Mars for an on-site inspection to confirm that their physical fitness and mental ability are enough to deal with Kang the Conqueror's minions. Any questions?" Cable looked at him.
ever!
Deadpool jumped far away, then raised his hand and pulled off the red hood, revealing the green hood underneath.
"Hello, I'm Hal Jordan. Nice to meet you, Mr. Cable. I remembered that I have something to do on Oa Star. I'll take a step first. See you later. Goodbye~"
The Deadpool who called himself Hal Jordan tore open a space crack with his bare hands, got inside and ran away before he finished speaking.
