'Smile, smile, just know how to laugh. You've been laughing all day, isn't it enough?'
[I'm sorry, but it's so funny, hahaha——]
Ever since I accidentally failed to withstand the pressure and admit my identity yesterday, the stupid system has made various ups and downs of laughter from time to time, especially when I interacted with my wife.
"Illya~ The meal is ready~ Help me clear the table~" "Okay——"
Due to the start of the Holy Grail War, all the maids have been sent back to Germany, and Irisviel has been responsible for all the chores in the castle, such as cooking and cleaning. Although saber·1i1y can help, she has been practicing as a king instead.
As the bride practices cultivation, she will only become more and more helpful, while Lin Hao is paralyzed and useless.
So as a daughter, I had to take care of the half-paralyzed Yu(zi)Master(ji).
【Wow ha ha ha ha!】
That's enough. The laugh point of this stupid system is too low. Even if I take the time to turn into a spirit body and return to the source to beat it hard, it doesn't get any higher.
‘Why is the heroic spirit from the ‘future’ treated as the daughter of the ‘present’ wife? There is no ‘future’ in this world yet.’ I don’t know how many times I have complained about this.
【...Irisviel is indeed Illyasviel's mother, right.】
'What do you mean it's right! Illya is only eight years old now, and she is still tossing emeralds and ambers in Germany!'
[Hint: Sera and Legelette].
It doesn't matter, maids are all the same anyway.
'And Kiritsugu didn't show up at all?'
[I guess he was nervous just after escaping from assassins? If he gets along with you for a long time, he will definitely find out. 】
'I'll keep ignoring him during the Holy Grail War, let's see what happens.'
[So we say tsundere——]
'Shut up!'
While I was setting the table and helping Irisviel serve the dishes, Arturia kept staring with anticipation.
Although their postures are different, Artoria is indeed Artoria. The black one is very interested in fast food such as fried chicken and French fries, while the white one likes all kinds of home-cooked side dishes.
But... I also want to laugh when an Englishman praises the Indian food cooked by a German.
Yes, it is curry rice, and there are also Japanese dishes such as hamburger, miso soup, and omelette rice, but I seem to completely reject sashimi and natto.
During this time, I also discovered that if Irisviel is asked to cook a dish with a lot of steps, there will be a high probability of a dark dish. Kiritsugu may be able to eat it without changing his expression, but I don’t want Lin to suffer.
What more symptoms?
"It's very delicious! Irisviel is better than the palace chef!" "Oh, no way."
Did the British poor taste in food start with their king?!
At the dinner table, Saber routinely compliments his wife on her cooking skills. Although she is not the original blue Saber, she still gets along very well with her. Compared to a knight and a princess, they are now more like two princesses.
As a daughter, of course I can't interrupt casually when my mother is chatting with my best friend and aunt. I take care of Lin Hao's meals out of boredom, and occasionally wear the wrong vest and eat the food myself... If I keep doing this, I'm going to be smart! Come on!
What enemy would be better to make her faint?
"Caster, is it delicious?" "No, heroic spirits don't need to eat, they will directly turn into magic power."
After I accidentally ate it, my wife looked weird, so I had to improvise.
"caster..." "Okay, I'll take another bite."
Who directed this scene~in this lonely role~
【Hahaha...I can't do it anymore——hahahahahaha——】
Laugh, laugh, I have memorized all the times. I will find an opportunity to learn Qi Li’s Bajiquan and then calculate the total.
'Reminder, sister? It's going to be night soon, how are the other Masters doing?'
[Reminder: Emiya Kiritsugu began to sneak into the Tohsaka residence.]
Oh, I went to rescue Maiya. I don’t know what happened to the surprise Ryunosuke prepared for him.
[Reminder: Tokiomi Tosaka, Kirei Kotomine, and Ryunosuke Ubui broke into the Hyatt Hotel, and the opponent was waiting for them.]
Oh, the imperial commander personally marches——
[Tip: Gilgamesh arrives at the main entrance of Einzbern Castle.]
Hmm...ah?
Boom!
The defensive barrier of Einzbern Castle suddenly suffered a huge impact, and the resulting magic feedback made Irisviel cover her head in pain, and I just happened to switch to Lin Hao's side with double-player, and the magic circuits on my body burst into flames.
He fainted from the severe pain.
Tsk... Quickly switch back to Illya and support the unconscious incarnation and let her lean on the back of the chair.
"Saber, please take care of my mother!" I said a hasty greeting and then transformed into a spirit body and moved towards the main entrance.
In order to increase the sensitivity, these protective barriers were connected to the wife's magic circuit using a thread-like method of diagnosing the pulse, and "Lin Hao" who helped arrange the arrangements naturally followed suit. It was okay that the barrier was directly destroyed.
, if it keeps vibrating, it will be enough to cause more than just coma.
[Can you defeat Gilgamesh now?] The stupid system didn’t laugh at me this time and I thought of myself as my daughter again.
'Obviously not, he is the strongest in history.'
In short, stop him from smashing the defensive barrier first, and then think about what to do next.
156:o7:11
The comparison of combat power between Jin Shining and any heroic spirit will eventually turn into an analysis of whether or not you want to win when facing him or her.
As the "strongest" hand-picked by the author, even if occasionally a heroic spirit surpasses him in strength due to careless setting, he will be strengthened casually to maintain his ability to "end the Holy Grail overnight if he wants to"
"War" setting.
So, instead of letting Lancelot stand on his head to control the earth, and Kiritsugu and Diarmui cutting off/destroying all things, which is a purely nonsense product, the golden light in the sky can take out ea's oldest treasure at the slightest disagreement.
The king can't be beaten at all, right?
No, he has already taken it out! That black and red stick can spin like a barber shop sign!
He was standing on the Huizhou and waving it around casually!
"Saber yo——huh?"
When I used the large silver light to gather the heroic spirit incarnation, Gilgamesh immediately turned around, but stopped mid-sentence as if he realized that the target was wrong.
Did he originally plan to say that he would put down his sword and become his wife? It's a shame he could say it to Saber in 1i1y form.
It seems that the same thing happened yesterday morning? But I was wearing Lin Hao's vest at that time, and now I pretend I never heard it.
"The oldest king of Sumer, Gilgamesh?"
Before Jin Shining said anything else, I took the initiative.
I wanted to point something at him, but the weapon provided by the stupid system was a cute magic wand... I just put my hands on my hips and glared at him.
By the way, Huizhou was obviously bombarded by Saber·1i1y, so why did another one come out?
"Oh? You actually know my king's name, and you are quite discerning," Jin Shining said as he pointed the EA at it: "So are you one of the thieves who still want to snatch the Holy Grail despite knowing that it belongs to me?"
Even if I question this matter now, the answer will be that his treasure is beyond the scope of his knowledge, so I have to change my explanation.
"The most ancient king would actually declare that he owns something that he knows does not belong to him?" I finally asked.
"It's ridiculous! My king's treasure——" "But it hasn't been created yet."
Hey! This sudden feeling of chills in my heart and my hair standing on end could be murderous intent!
"What you have is the [conceptual prototype] of all the treasures," I said a little slowly as Saber and his wife were about to arrive at the main entrance, "but you also have the [latest version]."
I looked at the Huizhou at his feet: "For example, it represents the [concept] of all the treasures created by mankind's desire to fly. If you want, you can even get the most advanced fighter jets and even spaceships."
"What?" "Really?"
I saw Irisviel and 1i1y walking out of the castle gate from the rear view camera, and happened to hear my words. Both of them looked very surprised.
This is not nonsense on my part, it is a setting added secretly by Mushroom.
"And our 'Holy Grail War' is the ritual of making the Holy Grail, and this thing has never appeared in the world, so there is no 'prototype'" I continued: "You still have to declare that something that has not yet been made belongs to you.
?"
If he insists that the future treasure also belongs to him - there is nothing I can do.
"Ah." Gilgamesh pondered for a moment, as if he was checking his treasure house, then stretched out his hand and took out an... Apple 7 from the Gate of Babylon.
This is too much anyway! Even if Sumerians wrote on stone tablets, they are not the same thing as tablets!
Jin Shining scratched the tablet a few times, then threw it back as if waking up from a dream, and stared at me: "You have the honor of letting me remember your name, kid."
[You caught my attention, woman.] The stupid system actually dubbed the voice and then took notes.
"My name is Illyasviel von Einzbern," I thought about Jin Shining's character, and it would be okay to exaggerate: "The savior of destiny, the restorer of human nature, will never abandon you.
Never give up, I am the [King of the End]!"
"..." "..." "..."
Successfully ho1d live in the audience.
[Wow, Alaya, you use too many memes, right?]
'Cut the nonsense, I don't want to be called a bastard.'
[Tip: Gilgamesh activates the ‘Omniscient and Omnipotent Star’ to try to view your information, give you a chance? 】
'Are you qualified to criticize me for the stupid system? Well...show him the settings.'
"So that's it." Gilgamesh didn't know what conclusion he came to, and his murderous aura subsided: "The act of self-sacrifice is nothing but hypocrisy, and he still persists in it. He is really a brainless hypocrite."
Oh hypocrite, well that's okay too.
"What, do you still want to fight?" I looked at the red and black sticks that were spinning endlessly, releasing their magic power to protect the castle's boundaries.
"Until the end of time, this world will be my king's courtyard," Jin Shanshan snorted, put away the EA, and Huizhou immediately began to rise: "For the sake of you being barely qualified to be called a 'king'
, I will give you the honor of defeat on a battlefield that is not bound by the outside world."
"Also, Saber, I will come back to marry you soon."
After throwing away a trash talk, the golden aircraft quickly flew away from the sky above Einzbern Castle, but I didn't dare to look back.
What a tragedy, as the saying goes, it takes ten lies to make up for a lie. This is the situation. I made up an identity on a whim. How do I explain it to my wife?
"Illya..." I felt my wife hugging me from behind: "It's okay, it's all over."
What happened? What was misunderstood?
[Maybe it’s as miserable as the red a?] Gaia said: [It’s similar to the current situation.]
Although I still don’t know what Irisviel is thinking, but forget it, this is good. Let’s go back to take care of my master avatar and watch the battle that started elsewhere.
