Chapter 360: On the road, Gongzhou encounters a tiger and a bear
It hurts, it hurts, it hurts——
I was in so much pain that I wanted to roll on the ground, but with great perseverance I managed to get out of bed before that happened.
"It hurts, it hurts—"
Roll on it decisively.
[Where does it hurt?] The stupid system asked ignorantly.
"It hurts, it hurts! My wings hurt!" He continued to roll.
Long Po was overused, and the overall feeling was as if the scales on the whole body were being peeled off, grown out, and peeled off again without stopping. Other parts were fine. The scales on the wings used for flying couldn't be more sore.
Cool.
【Where did you get your wings?】
"……Well?"
I rolled over and got up and looked around.
This is still my familiar little courtyard, but the red wasteland and the golden Hall of Valor outside have disappeared. What appears outside the courtyard is the familiar strange starry sky. The stupid system no longer looks like a little black dragon, but has changed back to a belt.
Warning sign of red cube.
That's right, after I broke through the realm of truth and fiction and arrived at False Songard, I first caught "Alduin", and then used "Dragon Break" to protect all the heroic spirits plus the group of fools who were about to be wiped out, and then due to time
The dragon "Akatosh" itself no longer exists and left directly. Logically speaking, there is no longer a "dragon of time" that needs to bear the damage of Dragon Break.
"Is the pain just now an illusion?" I touched my back with my backhand, but there was no extra pair of wings.
[Of course it’s an illusion, ‘wings hurt’, pfft, don’t you feel ashamed? 】
"无える aircraft cloud servant たちは见发った~" I raised my hand to make some background music, and at the same time pulled out a microphone with a stand out of thin air.
[One of our own! Stop talking!] The stupid system flew far away.
"Come back! I won't sing. Where is the summary of the previous world?"
Hmm... Actually, I can't sing the whole "Bird Poem" at all. It would be boring if I had a prompter board.
[Um, um, wait...it seems that someone took the opportunity to cause trouble at the end...]
Is this stupid system just watching my jokes and not doing anything serious?
[Hint: Established an alliance with Hermaeus Mora]
[Tip: Obtain the doomsday element: ‘Knowledge’]
[Tip: Obtain the priesthood: ‘Destiny’, ‘Astrology’, ‘Divination’. 】
Prompt my sister to start swiping the screen in the air.
Haha, I guessed that the poem "Dulan the Diviner" was done by this guy, because he himself is an evil demon. Apart from sending Mirak out to explore the way, I have been unable to hide out. He is also afraid of being slapped to death by me.
, and finally managed to make it to the end.
The priesthood and doomsday elements are also full of slots. When can knowledge cause doomsday? Knowledge changes destiny?
The other thing is, what does this guy mean by going to the Hall of Valor openly? Demonstration? Don’t you know that it’s so fast to show off your affection?
[Tip: Alduin was defeated]
[Tip: Obtain the doomsday element ‘Alduin’s Breath’. 】
[Tip: Obtain the priesthood: ‘World-Destroying Dragon’]
The doomsday elements and priesthood are quite simple and clear, but I can't think of any other world where a dragon would destroy the world.
[Tip: Received gifts from Jegrag and Talos]
[Tip: Obtain the priesthood ‘Order’ and ‘War’. 】
They are indeed not satisfied with delivering express. The "mark in the sky" we saw before was probably cut by Talos.
Bang! While I was thinking, a cloud of smoke exploded out of thin air in front of me. It was originally gray and wilting, but after a few seconds it became white and fluffy, looking like...marshmallows?
"Hmm...'Breath of Alduin'?" I held the ball of "marshmallows" and looked up and down. Yes, the evil in this world is chocolate, and Breath of Alduin is marshmallows. It turns out that stupid system is still there
A foodie.
[This...that...] The red cube floated back periodically.
"Hey, here," I threw the marshmallow over: "You have already eaten 16 doomsday elements, right? You are still thinking about this, and you are not afraid of spoiling your stomach - oh yes, you have no stomach."
[Evolution and upgrade, no amount is too much~~] The red cube directly grabbed the "marshmallow" in its mouth and began to "suck" it inside.
"Repair the original functions first! Evolution and upgrades can wait." I talked to the stupid system while reading a series of prompts prompting my sister.
[Tip: The faith value gained by ‘Akatosh’ has been converted into ‘Free DNA Points’, which can be used in other worlds. 】
There are really people who believe in Akatosh, the dragon god who does nothing.
[Tip: An error occurred while recycling the ‘Evil of this World’. ‘Zela Pesh’ became the new will of the world. The recycling failed and the ‘Night Mother’ could not be recognized. 】
You two are really good at it...
[Tip: Successfully recovered the remaining 'Evils in this World': 'Arthur Pendragon (???)', 'Emilia Septim (???)', and a substitute has been created for the original identity
Evolve on its own.】
Hmm...please take the place of these two guys who are in the Shura field anytime and anywhere? Just wish yourself good luck.
"What do those three question marks mean?" I interrupted.
[Tip: The spirit base code cannot be recognized.]
At this time, you need to find out Jeanne d'Arc's real name...that's weird! Aren't they Ryuunosuke and Emil?
[Tip: Additional recovery of those who meet the conditions for leaving the world: ‘Babas (Calavikus Vile)’ and ‘Lydia Balgruuf’. 】
Let’s not mention the deceitful devil... Lai Mei is indeed related to Lord Xueman! She usually looks after the Lord’s children in Longxiao Palace!
[Tip, annihilation field integration——]
【A problem has been detected and System has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer】
【If this is the first time you've seen this stop error screen,restart your computer.If this screen appears again,restart your computer again】
I was thinking about how to place them, and then I heard a "boom". Outside the small courtyard, the entire starry sky completely turned into a deep blue, and no matter where I looked, there were always a few rows of English stubbornly appearing in my field of vision.
In the middle position, however, through the layer of blue, you can vaguely see the brighter stars outside, proving that the problem is ourselves.
In this case, you don't have to think twice to know whose fault it is.
I turned back to look at the stupid system. As expected, the original biochemical warning sign had disappeared. The six sides of the cube had the same error message in English. There was still about half of the "Breath of Alduin" outside that had not been absorbed.
#What should I do if the system has too many blue screens? Wait online. Urgent.#
Generally speaking, the computer should be restarted, but where did I get the computer? Calculator Ji has one.
"Uh, reminder sister? How to solve this situation now?" I asked tentatively.
There must be a reaction, it must not be just a prompt. The stupid system must be lying when it says it was made using V software.
【……】
Stupid systems stubbornly report errors.
[Tip: The system has recovered from an unexpected shutdown.]
What a sound!
"Hint sister! Is there any way to fix that stupid system? No, you first get an avatar and let me hold you!"
[Tip: The system is looking for solutions online.]
As always, prompt my sister to completely ignore questions and instructions directed at her "person".
Well, that's right. If someone goes to talk to Miku or Luo Tianyi, they can't expect a reply, right?
"Hey... wait, online?"
[Tip: The clergy ‘Web Weaver’, ‘Chain Reaction’, and ‘Group Consciousness’ have been used to repair the networking function. 】
[Tip: The solution has been found, ask ‘System’ to close ‘explorer’ to upgrade, and wait for the upgrade to complete. 】
"Oh..." Did I understand? "Then turn it off?"
[Tip: ‘explorer’, which is the system program manager and file resource manager, the identification code in the system is ‘patient zero’, patient number zero. 】
"...Huh? Wait?" Isn't that me!?
[Tip: ‘explorer’ tried to end the process on its own, and access was denied by the system. 】
Thank you to Her Majesty the Queen for not killing me!
[Tip: The solution has been updated. Put ‘explorer’ to run in the background and wait for ‘System’ to be upgraded. 】
"Sister, dear sister, can you describe it in a way that I can understand?"
[Tip: Create a fully conditional random 1V1 map and defeat online opponents. The time required shall not be less than 500 years. During this period, Avatar Arrival cannot be used. 】
Ah... I vaguely understand. I just need to free up the Doomsday Elemental resources as much as possible to upgrade it. I was afraid that using the Evil of this World to open 16 computers at once would have overheated it.
"How slow is the CPU of that stupid system! In five hundred years, monkeys have jumped out from under the Five Elements Mountain!"
[Tip: If you want to start the game, please click the confirmation button. 】
Following my sister's voice prompting me, on the icy blue globe that had disappeared from the Nirn continent map, the "Doomsday" button that was so helpless to complain about appeared again.
"Well, sister, although it's random, it shouldn't be a problem if we cheat quietly. No, it doesn't count as cheating. When choosing doomsday elements, try to use ones that won't cause casualties to humans, okay?" I said.
Trying to bargain with Tip Sister.
[Tip, the cheating clip has been embedded.] Tip sister approved it very simply.
Very good, very good. If nothing else happens, it should be the Happy Worm or the Christmas virus. This thing can spread without any pressure and will not be detected by the epidemic prevention department.
I raised my hand and pressed "Doomsday", which looked purple due to the blue light in the sky. It seemed that the starting country was completely random and no one was allowed to choose? It doesn't matter. Based on my experience in the two worlds, I can definitely get it.
The globe rotated rapidly, and prompts appeared one by one.
【hint:】
[Game mode: Online 1V1]
[Doomsday Element: Orangutan Flu]
[Map type: random]
[Map size: random]
This doomsday element... is okay. As long as you don't take the initiative to evolve fatal symptoms, it will have no impact on humans. Instead, it will make them smarter, and you can also use it to dig holes for your opponents.
[Tip: 'Simian Flu' has infected the first 'Monkey' in 'Huaguo Mountain' in 'Aolai Country'. Since it is unstable and cannot adapt to humid environment, you must use DNA points to evolve it to infect more
