Still not knowing who I am, I am looking at the white monkey and feeling worried.
"Monkey Zero" who was originally able to run around turned into a nerd after improving his intelligence. It must be the wrong way of my evolution.
Not to mention the "Anti-moisture" which is basically a bonus, "Neurogenesis" is a big one and basically uses up the little faith value that Lao Gun World has.
I originally expected it to regain its Monkey King throne after becoming smarter, and then provide me with more DNA points. However, this guy used his improved intelligence to build a thatched hut on the top of Huaguo Mountain and settled there.
I didn't leave, so I muttered to the Nuwa Sky-Mending Stone all day long without knowing what I was talking about, so I just had nothing to do and played with the nunchucks.
"Hmph haha~ Could it be that this monkey is smart enough to predict the future and is preparing to hug Brother Monkey when he is born, so he is undergoing prenatal care?" I said nonsense.
[…] Reminder that my sister is ignoring me as always.
"Reminder sister, when will Brother Monkey hatch from the eggshell?" I asked in a different way.
[Hint: Four hundred and ninety-five years.] This time the answer is instant.
Well, it's obvious that my sister knows what I'm talking about. Even if the words are used very loosely, unless there are clear questions that need to be answered, she will ignore them all, making her look like a cold goddess.
As for the time issue, a rough calculation shows that Five Elements Mountain was suppressed for 500 years, which means that it was almost 500 years from birth to the Heavenly Palace, and now it is 500 years before Brother Monkey was born, well...
That is to say, if I want to take a photo with the Buddhist group, I have to wait at least 1,500 years. Moreover, this time is not like the Elder Scrolls world where I can jump back in time to free up resources for stupid system upgrades.
At least I had to go through the first five hundred years without any hassle.
"Wait a minute? I remember that I have the priesthood of 'Time'. Can't I adjust the speed of time?" Because I always do nothing, I almost forgot that I am also a "Time" dragon.
[Tip: The time flow rate can be adjusted by yourself, the maximum ratio is 1:365.]
Oh? One day in the sky, one year on the earth? If you do this, a mere five hundred days seems to be nothing: "Accelerate, accelerate."
[Tip: Do you want to start slowing down the running speed of your own thinking module? 】
"No! Stop! Cancel! Give up!" Compared with the stupid thing that the world is normal and I am more than three hundred times slower, I would rather choose to find a way to spend these five hundred years on my own.
I turned the globe around and tried to poke at the largest country in Nanzhan continent.
【week】
[Population: 10.7348 million, number of infections: 0]
[Apes: 590,000, number of infections: 0]
[Characteristics: drought, wealth]
Oh...Is this the case at this time? I turned around and poked at Beiju Luzhou. There were only two countries there.
【Dragon Cave】
[Population: 0, Number of infections: 0]
[Apes: 1.9 million, number of infections: 0]
[Characteristics: cold, poverty.]
【Phoenix Nest】
[Population: 90,000, number of infections: 0]
[Apes: 450,000, number of infections: 0]
[Characteristics: Warmth, wealth.]
I can't afford to offend you. I'm sorry to bother you. I'll take my leave.
Keep turning the globe, well, compared to the three islands and ten continents of Shenzhou in the east, the superpower and a group of subsidiary small countries in Buzhou in the south, and the confrontation between the two sides in Luzhou in the north, the densely packed small countries in Hezhou in Xiniu are simply a fear of concentration.
The symptoms are so malicious that I seriously doubt that I can hit several of them with just one finger. Let’s talk about it when needed.
Just when I was considering whether to find a country that I liked and see how it develops, my sister popped up a row of prompts.
[Tip: A new doomsday element ‘Monkeykiller’ has been deployed in ‘Heaven’. 】
[Tip: The same individual cannot be affected by two doomsday elements at the same time, please upgrade the transmission method as soon as possible.]
[Tip: After all humans are infected, the outcome will be determined by the number of people affected. 】
Oh my God! Monkey Killer! Last time too, all the demons were hidden in the annihilation outside Nirn and could not be contacted. Now what should I do with this red light flashing outside the globe?
——Year 1——
What attracted Dabai to settle on the top of the mountain was a strange rock standing there. It was three feet six feet five inches high and two feet four feet wide. It had a circle of holes arranged in a trigram pattern, which could suck in the light green mist from Dabai's eyes.
Breathing out again, Dabai thought this should be a very important thing, so he always meditated in front of it.
Since there are many peach trees that bear fruit all year round, and the group of naive monkeys cannot find it, Dabai lived a comfortable life for a while.
On this day, the strange rock suddenly called out to Dabai: "[Wuna native dog, come closer.]"
After hearing this, the white ape didn't know why apes and dogs couldn't tell the difference between this stone, but he just thought it had no eyes and couldn't see it, so he walked over with the peach in his mouth and said, "Hey, stone, my name is Dabai, not a native dog."
"[Noisy, why don't you call me 'Baba Tie'?]" the strange stone said again.
"What is that?" Dabai continued to nibble on the peach in his palm.
"[Logically speaking, since you, an evil demon from outside the world, has robbed General Ba's house, you deserve to be beaten to death by me with a stick," the strange stone said: "[By the way, which Bodhisattva sent you away?"
Are you here? What are you planning?]"
"Bodhisattva?" Dabai threw away the peach core and sat on a round stone shaped like a low stool that he usually practiced speaking to the strange rocks. Although he was quite surprised that the strange rocks could speak, he only felt friendly and not afraid:
"What Bodhisattva?"
"[Don't lie, I can smell the Bodhisattva smell on you, a local dog, from half a mountain away.]" The strange stone said: "[Think again, have you ever seen the kind of person who spends his whole day with the 'Great Mercy and Great Compassion' saving people in distress?"
'A person who only talks about it but doesn't do the real thing, and only creates troubles, sitting back and watching others suffer misfortune, but if he speaks out and asks for help, he will definitely help?]"
"I've never seen it! I haven't said that you, just a piece of stone, can actually talk, but you always say that I am a local dog." Dabai stretched out his paws and pulled out a pair of sticks from the bushes nearby: "You didn't mean to beat me with a stick.
Death? Come on, come on, make gestures, I won’t beat you until your face is full of peach blossoms today——"
Before Dabai could finish his words, he took off the stick in his hand and knocked it over with his backhand. When he turned around and ran away in fright, the pair of sticks were chasing after him again.
"[——Don't you know why the flowers are so red?]" Strange Stone answered and laughed.
"Grandpa Shi Jing, have mercy! Grandpa Shi Jing, have mercy!" Dabai kept circling around the strange rocks at first to avoid the pursuit of the two sticks, but after two circles, the two sticks separated and intercepted each other, so it had to admit defeat and surrender.
.
[Your son is the Stone Spirit!] Guishi paused and seemed to have thought of something: "[Forget it, you can call me 'Grandpa'."
Seeing the pair of sticks failing and falling to the ground, Dabai repeatedly said: "Thank you, grandpa, for sparing me!"
[You guys, when the Monkey King was bullying the little monkeys, how could you become a grandson when you saw me?] The strange stone said: "[It is indeed the nature of a native dog.]"
"Grandpa said yes." Dabai nodded seriously.
It can't be cowardly. Under the illumination of that layer of green light, it has already remembered many details, such as a certain noisy little oriole suddenly turned into a human girl and flew away one day, or one day
I saw the tiger that always stared at the monkeys walking away from the mountain on the water, not to mention the cliffs that were originally invisible and the phoenix and unicorn that lived there.
This is a fairy mountain, and the stone in front of it is a fairy stone. It can speak before it has transformed, and it can even snatch a stick out of thin air and beat itself up. Although it considers itself to be the smartest and most promising monkey among monkeys, after all,
I haven't become a man yet, so it's better to just lie down when you encounter such a ruthless character.
"[The Bodhisattva who sent you here probably knew my methods, so he never protected you when you experienced the 'mystery of the womb']," Strange Stone, oh no, Fairy Stone said: "[Now you completely think that you are a monkey
, which makes it hard for me to fall out.】"
"Oh..." Dabai didn't know what to say for a moment, and then he saw that the position of the holes on the immortal stone had changed, taking on the shape of facial features, like a monkey's smiling face.
【You come closer.】The immortal stone path with a smiling face.
"Grandpa, what are your orders?" Dabai moved over step by step.
"[Originally, if you want to be the Monkey King, you can do it. It is your destiny to become a Monkey Demon. But not long ago, the Bodhisattva seemed to be dissatisfied with you and gave you some enlightenment, so you found it here.]" Immortal Stone said: "
[If I hadn’t clearly seen that this kind of 'indication' is not related to cause and effect, you would have been killed if you called me grandpa.]"
"Well..." The big white monkey's face was full of confusion.
"[I plan to teach you the method of 'introducing Qi into the body, refining Qi to transform into spirit, refining spirit to return to the void, and realizing the void to combine with the Tao'. After learning it, I will return to the monkey group," Immortal Stone continued: "[As for what you are going to do?
How far you can achieve it and where it will be used have nothing to do with me anymore.】"
Dabai understood this sentence and ran to the peach forest nearby. In the blink of an eye, he picked two big peaches and came back: "Master, please use peaches~"
"[I originally grew the fruits in this peach forest for myself to eat, but you would lend the flowers to offer to Buddha - bah! I am not a Buddha!]" After the two peaches disappeared out of thin air, Xianshi paused and said: "[In that case,
Let me give you a name. If word spreads that I have accepted a disciple named ‘Dabai’, wouldn’t it mean that you would be laughed out of your face?”
"Well... Master, you see there are peach trees planted here, and my hair is white, why not call it 'Peach White White'?" Dabai said.
[If you insist on shouting like that, I will beat you to death with a stick and clean up the door.] Xian Shi's voice was cold.
"Master, please give me a name." Dabai gave up decisively, although he didn't know where the immortal stone master was going to get the stick from.
"[Well, I think you look like a hozen... no, no," Xianshi changed his words mid-sentence: "[Although you are a monkey, you are no longer an ordinary beast, so your surname is 'Yuan'
, What I want to grant you is another ancient book, so just name it with the word 'Hong'.】"
"Yuan Hong pays homage to the master!" Dabai, no, white ape Yuan Hong bowed to the immortal stone.
