Chapter 429: Having fun without thinking too much about it
——10th year——
Heavenly Court, Tushita Palace.
But it was said that Cuiyun took advantage of the frequent troop deployments in heaven and secretly brought Laojun's green and white oxen back to Tushita Palace. She originally thought she would be punished by Laojun, but Taishang Laojun did not interfere at all. In Cuiyun,
After returning to Tushita Palace, he never showed up again.
"If I had known everything would be normal, why would we have to return to heaven so early?" Cuiyun, dressed as a woman, was riding a green bull in circles in the bullpen, complaining.
"If you are captured and brought back to heaven, you will have to be served by Heavenly Rules," said the white cow on the side: "Everything is fine so far, except that it is quite inconvenient that it cannot be transformed into a human form."
"You deserve it~" Cuiyun said with a smile: "You transformed into a bull demon in the lower world, and the same demon king calls you brother and sister, eats delicious food and drinks hot food. After you get used to it, you can't get used to it and then return to heaven to be a cow. Xiaoqing is quite wise and keeps the cow shape.
Never changes."
The green cow on the side was chewing grass and ignored it.
"It used to be difficult to deal with the sea, but it's not like clouds except Wushan." The Bull Demon King, also known as Xiaobai, shook his head and sighed.
Cuiyun said: "Bah, I call you scholar and you really think you are a scholar? I can recite Wenqu Xingjun's poems casually without fear of being called upon."
"Wenquxingjun?" The Bull Demon King mocked: "The guy who claims that 'the total amount of my works has exceeded the scope of my knowledge, and anything that can be called a masterpiece must be created by me'? Then am I the one who created it?"
It can be said--"
"Shut up! If you dare to mention the 'Tao Sutra' and attract Laojun's attention, I will slap you away!" Cuiyun picked up the banana fan from behind.
"I'm not going to mention 'morality', but you haven't returned the fan to the alchemy room yet?" Bainiu was so frightened that he took two steps back when he saw the banana fan.
"That's right, you are not allowed to mention 'what virtues'," Cuiyun turned the banana fan: "Speaking of this matter, I am also quite distressed. Every time I go to return the fan, the fan is always blown out again by the jet from the alchemy furnace.
"
"Is this the excuse you used to get the fan?" Bainiu didn't believe it at all: "Have you been refining the same elixir all this time?"
"Well..." Cuiyun was thoughtful.
"Hurry up, hurry up, you won't be able to catch up if you're late..." "Shh! Keep your voice down!"
When Cuiyun was clueless, she heard familiar whispers coming from outside the cowshed, so she opened the door and went out and shouted: "Golden Spirit! Silver Spirit! If you don't guard the alchemy room, where are you going!?"
"Wow -" Two children passing by were startled, and then they breathed a sigh of relief when they saw it was Cuiyun: "Low down! You don't know, His Majesty the Jade Emperor is leading the generals to fight with Xingjun outside Nantianmen.
It is said that the opponent is a giant monkey demon who can kill a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers with a wave of his hand. If we go too late, the monkey demon is likely to escape or be captured, and there will be no fun to watch."
"Monkey demon?" Cuiyun asked in a low voice, slightly uneasy.
"I heard it's a rare white monkey. Even King Tota was repelled... If you want to see it, come and see it yourself!" Before Jin Ling could explain, he was pulled by Yin Ling who was eager to leave, and trotted away.
While saying to Cuiyun.
"... We haven't gone out since we came back, so we missed this important event?" The Bull Demon King stuck his head out and asked, "But my brother is immortal, so it shouldn't be important."
"If the Jade Emperor has ordered the annihilation of Huaguo Mountain, we certainly can't do anything to help, but at least we have to understand the cause and effect." Cuiyun quickly walked back to the bullpen, turned over and mounted the green bull: "Let's go and take a look outside the Nantian Gate.
look."
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Nantianmen, Dianjiangtai.
"Shhh... don't make any sound, you two."
Cuiyun rode the green bull, and together with the white bull, followed many immortals who came to see the excitement.
Because the Jade Emperor transferred all the four heavenly kings, "Clair Eyes" and "Shunfeng Er" who were guarding the Nantian Gate, Cuiyun went out riding the green ox without being interrogated.
In other words, because there were too many Xian'e generals and star kings going to Dianjiang Yuntai to watch the excitement, the ordinary heavenly soldiers guarding the gate had no intention of intercepting the outsiders. The little crown girl riding the green bull did not have those evil-looking stars.
You need to pay more attention.
At this time, many people who were qualified to enter the Point Commander Platform had already entered the Point Commander Platform to watch the battle after being reported, while many people who were not qualified to participate refused to leave and just stayed in the distance to look at the high platform.
"Strange thing," Cuiyun asked doubtfully: "Why don't I remember that there are so many immortals in heaven who like to watch the fun?"
"If the Jade Emperor does not allow them to watch the battle, he can directly order the immortals to leave, otherwise they will be punished with some forbearance. At this time, they are neither allowed to enter nor expelled, well..." The Bull Demon King used the cow form to
The voice was quite low.
"In any case, even though the distance is far, you can still barely see the picture projected by the 'clairvoyance', even if you don't listen to the sound." Cuiyun rode the green bull and changed several positions before finding a relatively comfortable viewing point.
.
After concentrating his gaze on the picture projected on the cloud platform for a moment, Cuiyun made up his mind that he would never believe anything Jin Ling and Yin Ling said again. They said that Yuan Hong would be defeated or captured soon? What about these Nezha San people?
Where did the white ape that the prince and Erlang Shen chased and beat come from?
But in the picture that reflected the lower world, Yang Jian and Nezha maintained their dharma body postures with three heads and six arms, and magical weapons and weapons emerged in endlessly, but they were besieged by hundreds of "Yuan Hong", all holding red and yellow sticks.
Most of them must be fake. Cuiyun can clearly see that after being poked by a three-pointed two-edged spear or a fire-pointed spear, those "Yuan Hong" who look no different from real monkeys will
Instantly turned into a white monkey hair.
However, the two besieged Immortal Lords did not dare to let down their guard. While Cuiyun was watching, they thought several times that they were fakes and did not use any force. However, the real Yuan Hong broke through and was hit with a stick or set on fire.
, or the armor is broken, and you are in a terrible state.
Even if you can't bear it anymore and use your magical power to carry out a range attack and clear out most of the fake monkeys, Yuan Hong's real body will jump out, pluck a handful of monkey hairs from his body, and then blow on the ground, and then the white monkeys will fill the sky again.
Flying...
"What kind of trick is that? I've never seen it before." Cuiyun asked blankly.
Of course, Qing Niu and White Niu didn't know either, so they both shook their heads.
"You've asked the right person about this! Apart from me, I'm afraid no one will recognize this move except me!" Cuiyun originally just sighed casually, but unexpectedly someone around him responded. When he turned around to look, he
He is the most nosy Barefoot Immortal.
"Uh - would you like to hear the details?" In order to prevent the barefoot immortal talking to himself from being unable to get off the stage, Cuiyun had no choice but to answer the question and at the same time attracted several nearby immortals to take a look.
"This is a magical power in the '**Xuan Gong' that is quite obscure because of its impracticality. It is called 'flesh and blood has spirit'," the Barefoot Immortal explained proudly: "It separates part of one's true body and becomes
An identical self, and the strength changes with the ratio of the 'part' and the 'whole'. To put it simply, if 10% of the body is discarded, then this part of the body will have 10% of its own power after transformation.
.”
"Monkey hair counts?" Another immortal who was listening around was also surprised.
"The founder of this Xuan Gong assumed that it would be differentiated by hair," said the Barefoot Immortal, shaking his head: "But if you use it too many times, you may end up with a head full of black hair, and you will have to worship the Buddha, hahaha."
Are you mocking Buddhism in the sky? I'm afraid that the barefoot immortal has already been captured and served by the Tathagata before the Xuan Gong practitioners nearby have done anything. Cuiyun smiled at the barefoot immortal awkwardly but politely.
"Fellow gentlemen——" Just as Erlang Shen and Nezha in the picture were locked in a bitter fight, the Jade Emperor stood up and spoke to all the immortal kings. His voice was not limited to the commander's platform. Even Cuiyun could hear it clearly.
Chu: "The monster monkey is so powerful that it is difficult to restrain it. Whoever can catch it will be rewarded heavily——"
"I have a plan!" Before Cuiyun was surprised that the Jade Emperor actually admitted defeat and publicly sought a solution from the Celestial Family, the Barefoot Immortal shouted loudly.
"Barefoot Immortal, please speak." A round light shot down and just enveloped the Barefoot Immortal. Cuiyun was so frightened that he drove the green bull to the other side to avoid it.
"Since this monster monkey relies on the pair of sticks that can break all laws and burn all things to show off his evil, then just use something that is neither flammable nor lawful to suppress him," the voice of the Barefoot Immortal came out in a way similar to that of the Jade Emperor.
: "Your Majesty, please look -"
I don’t know what the Barefoot Immortal did on the stage. Yuan Hong, who was fighting with Nezha Yang Jian on the screen, suddenly raised his head and flashed thousands of miles away with somersault clouds. Then, a huge foot flew down from the sky and almost fell.
He stepped on Nezha and Erlangshen who were slightly slow to react.
Cuiyun was surprised and was about to say something when she saw Yuan Hong coming straight back from the kill, swinging his two sticks and hitting the giant foot's ankle with a stick.
"Ouch——!!" Even if the screams of the Barefoot Immortal were not transmitted through the Jade Emperor, they could still be heard by the immortals outside the Dianjiang Platform, and the sound of laughter could not be heard.
"Hey, no matter what, it's my fire stick. I really don't dare to claim that ordinary things are 'non-flammable' in front of it." The Bull Demon King laughed.
Cuiyun nodded in agreement, but suddenly she saw the Supreme Lord in a wide robe and long sleeves coming on a crane. He quickly jumped off the green bull with a clatter, while the Golden Spirit and Silver Spirit who were closer to the general stage also fled back in panic.
Qingniu kept chewing things in his mouth, but looked at Cuiyun with contempt: It was too late to pretend that he had never ridden before.
However, Taishang Laojun had no intention of catching back his Shaohuo Tong'er and his mount Niu Tong. Shi Shiran landed on the general platform, put down a huge Bagua Dan furnace with his backhand, and then said: "This monster monkey was born to raise children."
, has the merit of saving the world, is immortal, and cannot be controlled by ordinary means. I can only dispose of it by locking it in my alchemy furnace and refining all the "effects of foreign objects" on it. Here is the 'Purple Gold and Red Gourd'
' and 'Mutton Fat Jade Purity Bottle', one each, the Jade Emperor can choose the Fine Heavenly General to go and collect them."
"It's over, it's over -" Jin Ling and Yin Ling ran past Cuiyun and said: "I was anxious to see how to capture the monster monkey and forgot to take the treasure from the alchemy room. Now I will be caught by the master -"
"..." Cuiyun reached into her sleeves and held the banana fan tightly.
