"So, Master...sister, I am now going to teach you the magical power of cultivating the shape of the body, as well as some universal common sense. Please do not resist or counterattack," Taoist Duobao said while positioning the four swords he carried at the "Jingjing"
"Wei" around, while saying to me: "Oh, I think you can't understand what I'm saying now, and you can't resist or counterattack, but if I'm too rough now, you may be angry when you think about it in the future.
, so senior brother must avoid this situation from happening..."
'It's so annoying! If you want to do something, hurry up!'
'And you actually set up the Immortal Killing Sword Formation against me? The leader over there doesn't even care?'
[No, no, no, he just hung four swords. Without the diagram of the Immortal Killing Formation, it would not be considered the Immortal Killing Formation.] The stupid system interrupted.
is that so?
"Junior sister is the essence of gold and has a strong killing intent. Senior brother needs to be suppressed by the [Slaying Immortal Sword], [Extreme Immortal Sword], [Immortal Killing Sword], and [Immortal Trapping Sword] given by the master, and then he can guide the junior sister to transform.
Otherwise, after Junior Sister transforms into a natural Taoist body, she will destroy everything she touches with every movement of her hands." Duobao continued to chatter while setting up the formation.
'Hmm...the second lady of the Scarlet Devil Mansion?'
【Then you, no, I didn’t say anything.】
Hum, I will keep this account.
I'm not too surprised that I was discovered by the leader of Tongtian Cult - so he called me first - and was about to accept him as his disciple.
There were only five "people" going to heaven this time. Xuandu, as Taishang Laojun's disciple, must have registered. Fuxi and Huangdi, since most of their sainthood merits came from the development of the human race, Taishang Laojun who sent the cattle
She and Yuanshi Tianzun, who sent the sword, probably became a complete beacon, and Nuwa seemed to be of the same generation as Sanqing, so she was unlikely to be discovered.
Only I, the "Weaver Girl" who died to protect those saints, is left - at least in their eyes, that's probably the case. Then, except for the Tongtian leader who likes to "intercept a glimmer of life", the two "quiet and inactive" and
The reasons for "complying with the way of heaven" will not try to come to me.
If you think about it carefully, this is also inevitable. I stir up troubles in every world, so naturally I cannot be called "quiet and inactive". So, is the purpose of "complying with the way of heaven"? Doesn't that mean letting the doomsday elements destroy the world?
?So, fundamentally speaking, my actions since my awakening have all been to "seize a glimmer of life". Isn't this just right for me to join the Jie Cult?
【Huh? So I should join Chan Cult.】
'Oh, you can try it.'
【I suddenly felt that interception teaching was quite good.】
"Junior Sister, please be patient." At this time, Taoist Duobao had already set up the four swords. He took a few steps back and took out a purple gold hammer from his sleeve, with golden thunder and lightning patterns painted on it.
'Huh? What can you endure?'
I looked at that thing, and it was a little-known [Purple Electric Hammer]. It was a cylinder with a bulge in the middle, and it was completely different from Thor's hammer.
[Uh...I'm starting to feel glad that I didn't go down this time.] The stupid system muttered.
Before I could think clearly, I suddenly saw Duobao slamming the purple electric hammer forward. Although it hit the empty space, it made a loud "bang" sound as if the hammer had hit something golden and iron, and then countless
Purple thunder then spread in all directions.
Zhizhizhi——
These thunderbolts did not spread too far, but just like iron powder being attracted by a magnet, they converged towards the Four Swords of Zhu Xian. In the process, they turned into pure white electric light, and then condensed into a ball of bright thunderball, which hit me straight.
At this time, it takes on the shape of a liquid metal ball.
‘Shock pacemaker!?’
[No, essentially, it should be the ‘Supreme Pure Divine Thunder’. 】
‘…’
The feeling now is very strange, like taking a mouthful of "popping candy", but the crackling feeling spreads all over the body - even though it is just a ball, he asked me to endure it, probably because he didn't want to melt immediately.
What does he mean?
[Tip: Taoist Duobao transmits some magical powers and common sense, including the art of transformation, to Our Lady of the Golden Spirit through the ‘Shangqing Divine Thunder’. When Our Lady of the Golden Spirit uses such magical powers, she will not need direct interference from the origin of the world.]
'Tsk, tsk, tsk, it seems that when she was rescuing people at the Heavenly Step, she dropped all the levels and became a blank slate. If she was just an ordinary Golden Crow, she would probably have completely lost her memory.'
[Before, you ascended with the Yellow Emperor in front of a group of relatives and friends in heaven. If you really died, you would naturally be found out, but now the situation is that the secret of heaven has been covered up, and everyone knows that you are with the saint - although it means nothing
It’s not quite what they thought.]
'That - uh oh?'
I was discussing with Silly System, but I found that the "popping candy" feeling suddenly disappeared, and the ball of liquid metal began to expand and transform.
[Quick, quick, pick someone up now, but don’t make someone similar in appearance to the Weaver Girl, because theoretically speaking, the ‘Golden Spirit Holy Mother’ should not remember the ‘previous life’. 】
'Humph, you are so naive. If a person has no memory at all and only obtains the basic magical powers and immortal skills given by Duobao, how can he complete the important task of pinching people?'
【But the saint——】
'Is this incarnation a saint?'
【Um……】
'Just watch it, pretend to be a newbie, I'm a professional.'
————
Gulu gulu gulu——
Under my control, this group of "T1000" eventually turned into a golden woman. She has a perfect face, that kind of thing. Her eyes are the most beautiful among countless eyes, and her nose is the best among countless noses.
The mouth, ears, and face shape are all in line with the golden ratio, but when combined, they give people a completely unreal feeling.
Yes, this is the most common mistake that newbies make in games with face-pinching functions, and most of them still can’t figure out what went wrong.
Maybe you can understand if I use an analogy - New Year's Eve dinner, when the table is full of delicious food, you don't know what to eat.
The correct way is to choose one part as the focus when pinching the face, and choose all other parts to be of secondary importance and to set off its shape, and even make some flaws, so that people who see him or her will not feel that there is anything wrong.
"Jin Ling has met the master and has met the senior brother." I saluted Master Tongtian and Taoist Duobao with that face on my face. The voice I chose was a young mezzo-soprano, slightly aggressive. If you want a specific example, a female
officer.
"[Not bad.]" Leader Tongtian nodded slightly, not knowing what he was talking about.
"..." Duobao was stunned, his pair of lightning-shaped golden eyebrows twitching.
"Senior brother?" I called him again, but there was still no response.
‘Isn’t it right? The face I can create with my ‘cute face pinching technique’ can also charm people?’ I tilted my head slightly and looked at Duobao, but inwardly I couldn’t help but think the stupid system was OOC.
[I don’t know, we have no way of knowing what they are thinking, but they don’t look like they are fascinated.]
Crash-bang-bang-bang!
At this time, the water accumulated in the small river that I blew up once again broke through the naturally formed dam and poured into the large semicircular pit, causing the rocks along the way to collide with each other.
"Ah!!" When I subconsciously turned my head to look, Duobao suddenly shouted as if he was waking up from a dream, and turned around in a hurry: "Master, junior sister! Hurry up and turn into a set of clothes!"
"Clothes?" I looked down.
According to the "cute and new modeling method", the figure of the Golden Spirit Mother is naturally moderate and in line with the golden ratio, but the overall body is metallic in color, smooth and without any features. Intuitively, it is the kind of bionic in "Detroit: Become Human"
The basic shape of a human being is a whiteboard. How has this guy Duobao never seen the world? He doesn’t even dare to look at a window display doll?
"Anyway, junior sister, please put on this thing first, this thing, this thing, and this thing..." Duobao turned his back to this side and kept throwing a pile of women's clothes in his hands.
"Brother! That's enough, that's enough!" I started to put on one piece after another in a fun way, but when I saw Duobao starting to throw out some things that were inexplicably close to magic weapons, I quickly opened my mouth to stop him, feeling that I would not let him stop anymore.
He can throw the Zhuxian formation diagram over.
"Junior sister, are you dressed yet?" Duobao looked like he had no intention of turning around.
"Put it on, put it on, brother, just look back." I helplessly pulled on the various equipment on my body. With the addition of this pile of protective magical powers, I was afraid that I could touch the Pangu flag head-on.
"Huh..." Duobao turned around and took a sneak peek, heaved a sigh of relief, then looked solemn and bowed to the leader of Tongtian Cult: "This is the disciple's fault. He only cares about passing on other gods' knowledge and forgets that junior sister is a human being."
Fairy, you need to pay attention to things that are different from those of your disciples, so please punish me, Master."
"[Excuse me.]" Leader Tongtian didn't move and waved his hand casually in response.
Well, he is indeed a saint. If I were not the person involved, I would definitely laugh out loud seeing what he did.
"Junior sister, since you have transformed, you are not suitable to pass on knowledge through initiation. Senior brother will explain to you the relevant reasons..." Duobao turned around and started to talk to me again.
[Hahaha! I think I have found the reason for his reaction.] The stupid system interrupted when Duobao was rambling: [Because Nuwa did not create sexual characteristics at all when she created humans. The new batch of people have sexual characteristics.
Zheng was not born yet, so your image just now...]
‘...So now, in addition to keeping warm from the cold and preventing mosquito bites, human women’s clothing is mainly used to cover their body curves? Is it still too late for me to silence you?’
【Can you destroy Tongtian? 】
‘…’
"[Duobao, there is no need to mention this matter again,]" Master Tongtian finally spoke to stop Taoist Duobao from nagging: "[This place is simple and simple, Jin Ling, you can follow me back to Biyou Palace as your master and make up for your apprenticeship.
]"
"Master, I have one more question." I saluted Tongtian and asked a question I had been holding back for a long time: "Why does Senior Brother Duobao have so many women's clothes?"
