"It's strange. Could it be that the friend you are looking for, Your Majesty, lives far away?" Dai Li walked around the living room holding a tea cup, looking out from time to time.
Previously, Dai Li and Jin Dasheng followed Yuan Hong to visit friends in heaven, and were warmly received by Fairy Yunxiao, the owner of Yunzhong City. She originally talked and laughed with Jin Dasheng, but when Yuan Hong reported the words "Kong" and "Yi"
Suddenly his expression changed drastically, he called a maid to serve them tea and then left in a hurry.
"Hey, don't worry," Yuan Hong was obviously a white monkey with a helmet on his head, but he seemed to taste the tea with ease. At this time, he fiddled with the tea with the tea lid and responded: "Look at the old cow."
What happened to Jin Dasheng? Dai Li turned around in confusion, and then found the scholar-looking Jin Dasheng giggling in front of the empty wall.
"It's really scary," Dai Li trembled. "I thought that we monsters in Meishan would not be easily fooled by their appearance because they have seen so many foxes in Xuanyuan Tomb."
"What if it wasn't because of their appearance?" Yuan Hong seemed satisfied with Dai Li's reaction and took another sip of tea.
"Is it true, true love?" As Dai Li spoke out his words, he couldn't help but tremble all over again.
"...Before saying that word, should you first consider the situation of 'marriage in the past life'?" Yuan Hong shook his head speechlessly: "I really should beat you to death to clean up the family."
"He spends his days 'beating to death' and 'cleaning up the house.'" It seemed that because he was a guest at someone else's house, Dai Li became a lot more courageous and directly retorted: "Even if the former is true, there is obviously something wrong with the latter.
Well - what did you teach me?"
Then he hid in the corner of the room.
"Oh? Is that so? I will teach you a new word today," Yuan Hong stretched out his furry hand and scratched his chin: "[Time Dilation], do you understand what it means?"
"Hmm...well..." Dai Li thought about it carefully, but couldn't figure it out. In a blink of an eye, he saw Jin Dasheng who was in a daze, and suddenly realized: "It's just like Lao Jin's current state! I have felt that it has been a long time,
But he must have thought it was only a moment later."
"Although it's not a hit, it's not far off," Yuan Hong shook his head. "You can understand that time speeds up or slows down when we are unaware of it, but we can't notice it at all afterwards."
"I don't understand!" Dai Li responded confidently.
"Hehe, I understand, but it's strange. Just remember what I said before," Yuan Hong put down his tea cup, "Also, although the time we entered Yunzhong City is not long, it is definitely not short."
"Uh...huh?" Dai Li looked confused.
"Counting the time, it must be time to come." Yuan Hong stood up and walked towards the main door of the living room.
"Guest - I'll collect the teacups - oops!" A girl with a green hood was carrying a tea tray and wanted to sneak into the living room. However, Yuan Hong, who had just walked to the door, raised his hand and held down his head.
I covered my face and couldn't see anything for a moment, so I couldn't help but exclaimed.
"Who is plotting against me! Be careful, I will beat you to death with a pestle!" The little girl waved the tea tray randomly, but she couldn't touch Yuan Hong at all.
"Hanzhi, please don't - ah," the girl in blue who had served tea hurriedly came around the corner and apologized profusely: "I'm very sorry! My sister is just curious about what kind of guest he is, there is no harm in it!"
"Oh, it turns out to be [Medicine Picking Su'e] and [Medicine Pounding Jade Rabbit]." Yuan Hong glanced at them and let go of the green hooded girl's head.
"I'm not a 'troublemaker rabbit'! You white monkey!" The girl known as Hanzhixian opened her hood, revealing a pair of big rabbit ears and red eyes, and then directly used the other hand that was not holding the tray.
Throw out a rabbit doll: "'Long-eared Dingguangxian'! Bite him!"
Goo! Chew!
Accompanied by the off-key rabbit cry, the rabbit doll grew in the wind and instantly turned into a rabbit that was almost larger than the living room.
"Rabbits will bite when they are anxious" is actually true... Dai Lishi, who had no sense of urgency at all, thought.
Han Zhixian put one hand on her hips and pointed at the big rabbit with her backhand, "I'm telling you! This 'Long-eared Dingguang Immortal' is the best in our Yunzhong City—"
Boom! Before she could finish her words, the giant rabbit looked at Yuan Hong, showed an expression as if it had seen a natural enemy, and then turned around and ran away.
"The most... what?" Yuan Hong picked his ears with his little finger.
"Woooo - wow -" Han Zhixian's red eyes widened, and he was stunned for a moment, then ran away crying.
"Hug, sorry!" Caiyunxian nodded hurriedly to Yuan Hong and chased after him.
"Huh, there are no tigers in the mountains, and the monkey is the king." Yuan Hong said.
By the way, my lord, didn’t you realize that this sentence was not only wrong in wording, but also suspected of self-defeat? Dai Li thought about it and decided not to answer this question.
"Hey, since we've driven away the guest-welcoming fairy boy, it's time for the guests to come." Yuan Hong set up a pergola and looked in the direction where they entered Yunzhong City.
"My lord, did you do this on purpose?!" Dai Li finally couldn't hold it back and blurted out.
"It's not intentional, it's just going with the flow. If the two of them are here, the next scene will not be good." Yuan Hong responded casually.
This method that looks like predicting the future is really the legendary "calculation with fingers", right? Dai Li looked at Yuan Hong's hairy hands, but the calculation was probably inaccurate if the level was too different, so maybe the king
More powerful than you thought?
While I was thinking about it, I heard a chatter coming from outside the main entrance. The voice seemed to be a group of teenagers, and there were no less than five in number:
"Is there anyone - the Ten Heavenly Lords of Penglai Island are visiting -" "What Ten Heavenly Lords, there are only seven left now," "Should we call them Seven Stars?" "If there are still fewer, wouldn't we have to change the name?" "Six Paths?
"Five Elements?" "Four Symbols?" "Shut your crow mouth!" "You are talking as if you are not a crow!" "Shut up! Even if there is only one left, I will call you Shi Tianjun!" "Just shut up!"
"
Are these the sons of Emperor Jun of Heaven? After listening to it for two more rounds, a sense of intellectual superiority arose in Dai Li's heart.
"Oh...so this is where 'Bajie' comes from." Yuan Hong nodded thoughtfully.
The king was saying something that others couldn't understand again, so Dai Li rolled his eyes.
"Old Niu, go and greet the guests!" Yuan Hong was obviously not interested in a group of silly Golden Crows. After walking back from the door, he raised his hand and patted Jin Dasheng on the head: "Your brother-in-law is here."
"Oh, okay." The dazed scholar took two steps out and suddenly realized: "Uh, where did I get my brother-in-law?"
"Isn't your wife's sister your sister?" Yuan Hong waved his hand: "Go, go, don't delay me from watching the show."
"Oh...hehehe..." Jin Dasheng staggered towards the door.
"Hmm -" Dai Li looked sideways at Yuan Hong: "Your Majesty, your word 'Hong' is indeed the 'Hong' of the matchmaker, right?"
