【If it is fate, no matter how bitter it tastes, it will still be sweet~】
【If there is no fate, hide love in your heart~】
The ethereal Buddha's music seemed far away, sometimes not at all, louder and softer, and changed its tune from time to time. In short, the music that kept getting into Dai Li's ears was not suitable for sleeping at all.
[The world is broken and connected, looking back for a moment~]
【Such good causes——】
"Chirp Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai! It's so noisy!" Dai Li jumped up from the stone throne in Water Curtain Cave, picked up the double-twisting stick at his waist and started gesticulating around: "I won't beat you until you are full." The peach blossoms are blooming on your face, but you don’t know why the flowers are so red!”
"I don't know if the flowers are red or not, but if you, the Great Sage, delay any longer, I'm afraid you will have to fight with the horns of the Bull Demon King." A strange but slightly familiar voice sounded nearby.
"...Chang Hao? Why did you come to Shuilian Cave if you weren't in Black Dragon Pond?" Dai Li shook his head and looked at the speaker. The Buddha's voice weakened slightly, but did not completely disappear. The words he listened carefully still continued, making him feel Quite anxious.
"Of course it's to wake up a certain snoozing great sage in time," "Chang Hao", a thin and stern man dressed in black, played with the dagger in his hand and glanced at Dai Li: "If we miss the wedding of the Bull Demon King, the civil war in Huaguo Mountain will I will stand by his side - and if you call me 'Chang Hao' again, I will also change my name to 'Dabai'."
"Okay, Jiao Demon King...but, Lao Niu wants to get married? With whom? Yunxiao? Is he worthy of it?" Dai Li felt that his head was a mess, as if there were many memories mixed together and he couldn't distinguish them. each other.
"Haha, it is not certain whether you are worthy or not, but if you want to win love with a sword, you are five hundred years too late." The Jiao Demon King played with the dagger in his hand a few more times, turned around and left: "Great Sage, you may have dreamed You always call out the name of the past when it comes to the past, but at the wedding of the Bull Demon King, it’s better not to call the Iron Fan Fairy by her first name. Otherwise, even if you can come back by somersaulting, you will always be slapped out, which will not look good on your face. ."
"Who would seize love with a knife?" Dai Li felt that he was gradually regaining his memory, so he retorted: "Red Boy has come back to urge his parents to get married several times. If anyone makes trouble again, Samadhi Zhenhuo will not recognize anyone. ."
"It seems you've woken up, so let's go now," the Jiao Demon King stopped on the stone bridge leading to the outside of the cave, as if waiting for him to follow.
"Ah...well, I seemed to have fallen asleep just now," Dai Li fastened his two sticks, adjusted his purple and gold armor, jumped off the throne and walked out: "The wedding was also held at the same time as Marshal Tianpeng and Fu. Ling, Nishang? Kuimulang and Baihuasha? Are they at Yuelao's place?"
"It seems that you are still a little bit awake," said the Jiao Demon King: "Due to the complicated identities of the spectators, this 'mass wedding' is scheduled to be held at the Wuzhuang Temple of Zhenyuan Immortal."
"Do you want to eat ginseng fruit?" Dai Li cheered up.
"Don't think about it, it's not ripe, and because you will go there, Monkey King, the orchard must be very tightly defended." The Jiao Demon King poured cold water on it without hesitation.
"Tch, the monk can eat, but I can't?"
"Since it's a wedding, Jin Chanzi won't go."
"Humph, consider him lucky."
After walking out of the water curtain cave entrance, Dai Li casually waved to the monkeys and grandsons who were jumping around and saluting him, summoning a large somersault cloud, which carried him and the Jiao Demon King and galloped away in the direction of Wuzhuang Temple.
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[Don’t be angry, enlighten the void eyes~]
【Don’t be resentful, happiness is not far away~】
The Buddha's sound that woke him up became lighter and smaller at an extremely fast speed while flying in the air, but it never completely disappeared, making Dai Li a little upset.
[The longing wrapped around hope, good and evil in a moment~]
【Repentance——】
"Ahhh! It's all the fault of those bald guys from the Western Church!"
When the tinnitus-like Buddha's voice was so low that it could not be detected, Dai Li finally recalled all the past and couldn't help but complain.
Obviously, when he went out to occupy territory in Dongsheng Shenzhou, the Buddhist side was not idle either. In order to correct Jin Chanzi's misconceptions, he set up many checkpoints and tribulations along the way from Nanzhanbuzhou to Xiniuhezhou.
There are many contacts between the gods in heaven and the demon clan under his command.
During this process, there was a guy named "Six Paths Demon Shura" who took the place of Taishang Laojun's incarnation in Heaven, secretly caused a lot of troubles, and finally led to a battle between Heaven and Huaguoshan.
He kicked off Laojun's alchemy furnace. If that thing really hits the ground, not to mention Huaguo Mountain will turn into the Flame Mountain, even the entire Dongsheng Shenzhou may sink directly - there is no doubt that it will be another world-wide war.
catastrophe.
At that time, if the Bodhisattva "Subhuti" who had been looking after the monkeys hadn't taken action and summoned the future son of the Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess to come to the rescue, Dai Li's own ability alone could at most only guarantee that the ruined Red Mountain would be saved.
The Lotus Fire is confined within the scope of Huaguo Mountain.
After that, "Grandpa Immortal Stone" who had been teaching Dai Li his skills also had to incarnate and go to heaven to clean up the culprit who had made heaven a mess. As a result, "Grandpa Immortal Stone" also disappeared completely. Although Dai Li
Li didn't want to believe it, but judging from his out-of-the-box character, it was completely impossible that he wouldn't come out to cause trouble for five hundred years.
Finally, the most irritating thing is that Jin Chanzi’s merits accumulated from traveling westward can be used to make a request to the Buddha. As a result, he was so full that he said, "I want all those Buddhas to disappear into thin air."
Because the merits he accumulated were not enough, the Buddhas did not disappear. What really disappeared was "Subhuti" who began to gather his Dharma body because he saved the world through the demons of Huaguo Mountain.
At this moment, most of the demon clan went crazy after learning the details. That was the only saint-level being who was born after Saint Nuwa lost her identity as the leader of the demon sect and focused on taking care of the human race. She was willing to care about the demon clan.
ah.
However, because Jin Chanzi became a Buddha again through this journey to the west, the other demon clans could do nothing to him. Even Dai Li could only not give him a good look when they met.
The demon clan, who had nowhere to vent their anger, began to collect his experiences on the westward journey, made up nonsense and spread it widely.
For example, he is indecisive, has a low IQ, is blind in both eyes and mind, and cannot tell the difference between a human and a monster. If you eat a piece of his flesh, you can live forever, and so on.
During this period, some smart-aleck people came to visit Black Gold Cicada's entourage, such as the aggressive stick-wielder, the fool who only knew how to eat all day long, and the kappa from the bottom of the water. Well, it is said that the unlucky guy was captured.
, became the number one in Xihai Zoo.
As his thoughts turned, Wuzhuang Temple on Wanshou Mountain appeared in his field of vision. Many immortals were coming and going, and it was very lively. He bowed his head with a bow and prepared to hike up the mountain out of courtesy.
But I saw "myself" at the mountain gate.
"Macaque King? Today is not the right time to make a joke like 'Guess who is who among us'," Dai Li stepped forward and said, "If Sister-in-law Iron Fan gets upset, she will be in trouble if she slaps you and me away with her fan.
"
"[Hehehehe]," the "Macaque King" looked Dai Li up and down, and suddenly smiled: "[There are so many 'bonds' that there is such a benefit as 'free movement', those guys are all waiting stupidly
Getting married.】"
His voice was exactly the same as the "Buddha's voice" in Dai Li's heart? Dai Li could not help but take half a step back and looked at him warily: "Who are you?"
"[Hey, who am I? Compared to this, do you know who you are?]" "Macaque King" turned to the Demon King on the side and pointed at Dai Li: "[You come and tell him.]"
"Stop playing around, Macaque King," the Jiao Demon King looked at Dai Li, shook his head and said, "I'm sure the one who came with me is [Yuan Hong]."
"!!" Dai Li was struck by a thunderbolt and froze on the spot. The already very small sound of the Buddha's voice in his ears suddenly became louder:
【Immeasurable mind, brings blessings, no limit——】
【Unlimited, living and breathing, connected by love——】
【Mortals turn a blind eye and the rules determine the radius——】
Everything in front of him began to glow bright white, and the memories that had surged up receded like a tide.
"No..." Dai Li muttered subconsciously.
"[You don't have the ability to take away those memories yet,]" the voice of the real "Yuan Hong" came vaguely: "[But don't worry, they won't disappear. You go first, and I will go and take those memories away."
Bring out the idiots who are addicted to happiness——】"
Whoosh——
Dai Li's eyes and heart became blank at the same time.
