Chapter 851 Let me claim to be the most crazy person in the world
Looking south to Buzhou and Chuanyunguan Pass.
“What did the pangolin say?”
"It's probably 'I really don't taste good, so don't come here'."
"You have a wide range of knowledge."
"Hey, that's easy to talk about."
[Woo woo woo...]
While watching the pangolin transformed from the Golden Hoop Immortal to forcibly create a passage "next door" to Chuanyunguan, I took the time to chat with Brother Monkey for a few more words, and then found out that he was probably an artistic monkey, and he was interested in all things with ""
He accepts the Journey to the West jokes with elements of "joking" well, but he has no interest in "serious drama" and only picks up the jokes. If I sing the line "White Dragon Horse, hoofs facing west", he will let out two hehes and wait for me to continue singing.
.
And the stupid system is just there, moaning like an abandoned kitten or puppy.
"Okay, I just came to say hello, I can't stay here for too long." When the mountain pass was basically completed and the Shang army began to pass through, Yuan Hong waved his hands and said, "What I said before can probably be fulfilled 'next time'
, because what I want to do in this world has been decided.”
"Treading on the southern sky, shattering the sky?" I pointed to the sky.
"Hey, there's no need to do this a second time." Brother Monkey showed a strange expression: "I'm going to release 'you'."
Okay, this time it's my turn to not understand.
"Then, I'll take the first step." After the words fell, Brother Monkey took the native dog and flew away directly in the clouds.
stare--
"Sister? Are you leaving?" I was about to sigh, but when I turned around, I saw Lu Ya with a sullen face, looking at me seriously, as if he didn't want to explain why I have such a good relationship with Yuan Hong.
Never giving up.
"Well...that's what happened." After thinking about it, I found that it seemed possible, so I organized my words a little and said: "In the beginning, Yuan Hong was a monkey on a fairy mountain called 'Huaguoshan'
King, out of interest, I helped his monkey group expand a lot of power. He also conquered many demon kings and lived in peace with the human country. However, because some demon kings who could not deal with him deliberately attacked the human country, it attracted a lot of attention.
He was attacked indiscriminately by Heaven, and after learning the truth, I helped him solve the problem, and by the way, saved many monkeys and monkeys on that mountain."
"Hmm... the Lich War? After the establishment of Heaven?" Lu Ya blinked and thought.
"Then, I changed the world and mainly dealt with the conflicts between the three parties, no, the four parties. Although he belonged to one of the four forces, he did not contribute much, so I didn't have much interaction with him." I said again.
"Explanation of teaching, interception of teaching, human teaching, demon teaching? A demon king really can't do much." Lu Ya nodded.
"Finally, I got here, and for some reason he had established a good relationship with Yunzhong City, so he helped me before, and then he was able to actively participate in the interception operation. He probably learned that I was on the side of the Shang Kingdom.
The opposite came to persuade me to leave." I concluded.
"I see..." Lu Ya nodded slowly, as if he was thinking about something quickly.
But it's a pity that he pursues "freedom and carefreeness" and usually doesn't pay much attention to important matters, and he can't think of anything in retrospect.
[You tell the truth but people think you mean something else. You are really a genius.]
'What? Stop crying?'
[Hmph, I just remembered that he can't directly communicate with your mind. He is equivalent to a stowaway. Under normal circumstances, he can't enter the origin of the world, let alone set up the system. He is just a person with some skills and always retains his memory.
I'm just a follower, I don't have to worry about falling out of favor.】
'Hmm...are you acquiescing that you are a pet?'
【Ah?】
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The allied forces of the Shang tribes and the Xia army assembled separately and set up battle formations on the outskirts of the Xia capital.
Emperor Jun did not participate because he was defeated in the battle of Ten Thousand Immortals Formation, and the demon immortals who had been "killed" in the Ten Thousand Immortals Formation and other people with low strength or those who needed to avoid suspicion did not appear on the battlefield. As a result, the situation was the same as that of the outdated "Doomsday"
The predictions are exactly the same:
The human race can only rely on themselves to attack and defend the city, while Taiyi and Zhao Gongming fight in the air.
Everything Taiyi throws out with the King's Horn Cannon is considered treasure, and all treasures are under the control of the God of Wealth.
At first, the good show of Jin Shining and Darkness was not seen because of his own troubles, but now it happened again - although it looked like a wise king fighting Gladiolus.
Another difference is that they did not each take out a roll of the Gods List. To be honest, it would be strange if he could take out Lin Hao.
The most different thing is that Xihe, the cheap old lady, passed by three or four times, but they did not decide the winner, nor did they cause spiritual suffocation. Out of boredom, the Third Holy Mother also went to Xiadu to see their "brother" and "brother" up close.
Dad" went to fight.
It's really strange. Is it because there is no battle in the Immortal Killing Formation?
I sacrificed the Four Swords of Zhu Xian and walked around Chuanyunguan. Come on, say something. You four are chatty.
——Zhu Xianli!
——Kill the immortals and die!
——The trapped fairy glows red everywhere!
——The transformation of the immortal is infinitely wonderful! The clothes of the great Luo immortal are stained with blood!
Huh? Why did you change the word? And it’s so murderous——
Boom!!
While I was doubting, I heard a loud noise like a yellow bell ringing in my ears. Chuanyunguan Pass itself shook several times, and then I saw a big hand made of clouds and mist slowly rising from the sky above Chuanyunguan Pass.
retracted from the clouds.
Who is this! Fortunately, I accidentally knocked him back, otherwise if I caught him now, even a saint would lose his skin.
I looked up at the "Cloud Hand". After it was completely retracted, the cloud energy gathered and turned into the appearance of Yuanshi Tianzun, a middle-aged Taoist with white clothes and white hair. He said to me with an expression of "Nothing happened just now".
One sentence: "[Weaver Girl, follow the poor way.]"
After Yuanshi Tianzun appeared, the four swords of Zhu Xian all turned their swords to point at him, but they looked like a Chihuahua barking at a Tibetan mastiff.
"[Where do you want to take my disciples, senior brother?]" Another cloud also condensed and transformed into the appearance of Lord Tongtian - God knows how a large white cloud turned into the appearance of black robe and black hair.
"[Junior brother, you created the list of gods yourself, but you used a trick to remove all the demons and immortals from the Jiejiao sect from the list. I had no choice but to come here to find the only person who is still on the list," Yuanshi Tianzun said. "[Junior brother, you still have to say,
Don’t you realize that the spiritual energy of this world is drying up?]”
"[Senior brother, I'm afraid I have forgotten that things created by saints must conform to the way of heaven, and even the owners themselves cannot change them at will,]" Master Tongtian said: "[I have invented a method that can greatly reduce the spiritual energy consumption of the demon clan.
The 'Spirit Condensation Pill', which is naturally off the list after the disciples take it, is not a trick.]"
"[So, it is not a coincidence that only those who explain teachings are left on the list of gods?]" Yuanshi Tianzun's tone remained unchanged,
"[Maybe senior brother, you are unlucky.]" Tongtian Cult Master said.
"[Pindao——]" Yuanshi Tianzun seemed to want to say something else, but his expression suddenly changed.
[Reminder: Yuan Hong destroyed Qilin Cliff.]
...Hey! Brother Monkey, did you do this while the saint was not at home?
[Tip: Because of the killing of three corpses: ‘Shi Qilin’, ‘Lin Hao’, and ‘Weaver Girl’, is it allowed to become a ‘Golden Spirit Virgin’ and become a saint? 】
Why do you feel like this situation seems familiar? Sister, please tell me the rest.
[Tip: The Xia Dynasty overthrew and the Heaven collapsed. 】