"Haokun, tell mom what requirements you have for a blind date..."
Require?
Wang Lidong was really confused by the question.
I have never been on a blind date in my whole life. After thinking about it for a while, I came up with an old saying: Marry a virtuous wife and keep a concubine for sex:
“As long as you look good, your body must be healthy.
Don't be too short, maybe 165 or above.
You must have a positive outlook on life and don't have a bad temper... That's it, the rest is up to you, Mom..."
Seeing that the task was completed, Jiang's mother chatted for a few words and was about to leave when Wang Lidong asked:
"Mom, where did you get your hair done?"
When he entered the house, he kept feeling that something was wrong, but he just couldn't remember it.
When Jiang's mother entered the room just now, he smelled the smell of perm liquid and realized that there was something wrong with his mother's hairstyle and clothing.
Good hair, permed like a golden retriever, gives people the first impression that she looks like she hasn't woken up, and has a bit of a crazy tone.
The clothes on his body were also in disgrace, they were colorful and the fabric looked like twenty-three-piece street stall goods.
Lifting her hair, Jiang Mu sat down again, pulled Wang Lidong and said:
"I just permed it this morning. I heard it is the most popular style this year. Son, does it look good?"
Cover your face.
It was obvious that he had been deceived and was even lame.
Even if it’s really this year’s popular style, it has to match your face.
Wang Lidong did not answer directly, but asked:
"Mom, do you think it looks good?"
"Mrs. Liu and the others all said that I look ten years younger. Your dad also praised me for my good looks."
Wang Lidong rolled his eyes. Dare he say it didn't look good? Jiang Mu looked harmless, but her methods were very impressive.
Since she started doing business with Jiang's father, the Jiang family's financial power has always been firmly in her hands.
Before Jiang Haokun took over the Jiang Group, Jiang's father was the chairman and Jiang's mother was the financial director.
They each held 50% of the entire company's shares. It wasn't until Jiang Haokun took over that they each transferred 5% of the shares to their sons.
Otherwise, with Jiang's father's worth, Jiang Haokun would already have a group of half-brothers and sisters.
Wang Lidong found the tablet and searched for "Instructions for perming hair for women in their 50s and 60s". A long list popped up immediately. He checked a few items and found one that looked reliable. He clicked on it, browsed briefly, and then put the tablet on
Passed it to Jiang's mother.
Jiang's mother looked at the content on the tablet: '...It is best for middle-aged and elderly people to choose medium or large curls that are low-key and elegant, and be cautious about using large-area curls... No matter how much you like fluffy curls,
Don’t choose large and dense rolls like the one on the left. It can make you look five years older in every minute... Placing dense rolls on middle-aged and elderly people will not only easily reveal your age, but also amplify it.
Facial imperfections...."
Seeing Jiang Mu's face getting darker and darker, Wang Lidong said curiously:
"Mom, who encouraged you to perm your hair like this?..." I originally wanted to add, 'This person is either bad or stupid.' But I thought that if it was Jiang's mother's own idea...
"Hmph! It was recommended by the beauty shop proprietress, but I have been taking care of her business..."
Oh, it turned out to be her. I heard she was from Zhejiang Province, so since she opened the store opposite his community two years ago, Jiang's mother has become a regular customer and even invited many old sisters over...
'Nagging, nagging...' Jiang's mother began to complain, and there was a tendency to get out of hand... Looking at her mother who became more and more enthusiastic...Wang Lidong felt a little regretful...
.
"Dudududu. Haokun, is your mother here?"
Father Jiang's voice was like a fairy voice. Wang Lidong immediately jumped up and trotted to the door. 'Kacha' opened the door: "Dad, Mom is inside."
Jiang's father didn't enter the room, but said to his wife at the door:
"It's time, let's go."
Jiang's mother walked up to Jiang's father and gave him a fierce look. The duplicitous old man even praised her for being twenty years younger when she came back at noon...
Jiang's father was a little confused. Looking at his son, Wang Lidong had an expression that he didn't understand: "Dad, it's so late, where are you going?"
Jiang's father said: "Go to Pengcheng, your mother and I really don't feel comfortable coming here."
"Then I'll see you off," Wang Lidong followed the old couple downstairs. After watching their car drive away, he entered the house and said to the nanny beside him:
"Fifth Aunt, help me prepare some midnight snacks, enough for two people. I'll be down in an hour."
"OK."
After returning to the room, Wang Lidong practiced the Yi Jin Jing.
The Yi Jin Jing has the effect of cleaning the marrow, but I don’t know how many levels of practice it can take to eradicate Xiaochuan.
Bend down and squat down, with your hands and fingers touching... your chin touches the ground.
"hiss,"
It feels like my waist is about to break.
This body feels like it's in its fifties or sixties.
After struggling for a while, I adjusted my posture. I exhaled and inhaled. I don't know how much time had passed. When my legs were numb and I was about to lose consciousness, I felt a small ball of hot air in the Dantian under my navel.
(￣_,￣)
After traveling through several worlds, this is the first time I encountered such poor qualifications.
With a thought, the hot air in this small ball is guided downward, rushes through the perineum point, passes through the Weilu... and then goes down to the Shenque, and then returns to the lower Dantian.
Completed a small week.
"Huh~~"
I turned my head and looked at the time... It's been almost an hour...
....
When his meridians felt a sharp pain, Wang Lidong slowly stopped working and looked at the time. It was already past 12 o'clock.
I wiped my sweat and stretched again.
There was a 'crackling' sound.
Comfortable.
A stench spread to the tip of his nose, he rolled up his sleeves, and his arms were wrapped in a layer of yellow mud-like stuff.
This effect... is a bit too good, and it also shows that it is okay to have a bad body.
"Gululu, grulu,"
I have an empty city plan in my stomach.
I endured my hunger and washed myself for a quarter of an hour, and finally the smell disappeared from my body.
When I entered the restaurant, I found my fifth aunt sitting and dozing off.
After waking her up in a low voice and asking her to go back to her room to sleep, Wang Lidong poured the sauce on a plate of white chopped chicken, picked up a large chicken drumstick, and stuffed it into his mouth...
.....................
Room 503, 5th Floor, Binjiang Community
"Kacha," the door opened, and a head poked out from behind the door. It was Peng Jiahe, who shouted softly to Lu Yuan who was sitting in the corridor:
"Lu Yuan...Lu Yuan..."
After she was kicked out of the car by Wang Lidong, she returned to the birthday party venue. Gan Jing knew that their luggage was lost and they were penniless, so he took Lu Yuan and Peng Jiahe back home, but did not let Lu Yuan enter the house.
no response.
Peng Jiahe went out, walked in front of Lu Yuan, stretched out his legs and kicked him.
"Hey~~Hey... wake up!"
Lu Yuan, who was dozing off, was suddenly woken up and looked at Peng Jiahe standing in front of him:
"What time is it and you're still not sleeping?!"
Peng Jiahe glared at Lu Yuan:
"It's not because of you. I said so many nice things for you that Aunt Gan Jing agreed to let you sleep on the sofa tonight."
"Are you okay with me entering the house?"
"Believe it or not!" Peng Jiahe turned around and walked into the house: "You can sleep in the corridor. Maybe when someone passes by tomorrow morning, they will throw two steel coins at you."
"Hey...wait for me..." Lu Yuan stood up in a hurry, but his eyesight went dark...
"I'll go~~ Lu Yuan, weren't you beaten by Jiang Haokun?" Peng Jiahe saw this and hurriedly stepped forward to support him: "I think Jiang Haokun's force value is at most 5, how useless do you have to be..."
"It's never over! It's never over," Lu Yuan jumped up as if he had been stabbed in the chrysanthemum.
Today, in front of Gan Jing, he was beaten up by an old, weak and sick man. It was the biggest shame in his life: "I have been squatting for too long..."
Peng Jiahe didn't care at all about Lu Yuan's face, which was as dark as Bao Gong, and continued to say, "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah":
"I know, I know, it's not that you are too incompetent, but that Jiang Haokun is too insidious..."
Seeing veins sprouting on Lu Yuan's forehead, Peng Jiahe finally closed his mouth.
She was worried that if she stimulated him again, if the blood vessel burst, she would be the unlucky one in the end.
Gan Jing saw Lu Yuan being supported by Peng Jiahe and entered the house with one foot high and one foot low, and worried:
"Lu Yuan, are you okay? Why don't we go to the hospital..."
"It's okay, it's okay. I just squatted for too long. I'll be fine in a while."
Lu Yuan immediately shook off Peng Jiahe's hand and tried to stand up straight: "Look, I'm not..."
Before he finished speaking, Lu Yuan was seen swaying, as if he was unsteady and about to fall.
The little girl on the side had quick eyes and quick hands, and hurriedly stretched out her hand to support him.
If Wang Lidong were here, he would definitely give him a thumbs up. He is indeed a master of picking up girls and has excellent acting skills.
Gan Jing was angry and distressed when he saw this scene. He hurriedly stepped forward and helped Lu Yuan sit on the sofa together.
"Can you stop being so showy?"
Lu Yuan giggled twice: "Hey hey":
"Is there anything to eat? I've been hungry all day... Give me some water to drink by the way. I'm a little thirsty."
Gan Jing was a little confused.
This scene is so familiar.
A few years ago, when the two of them were studying abroad in America, Lu Yuan tried to catch a thief one day and broke his leg. He told her the same thing at the time.
Although life was hard at that time, I can't go back...
He turned around quickly and wiped the corners of his eyes: "I'll get you a bowl of noodles."
"Jiahe, there is mineral water in the refrigerator."
"Okay Aunt Gan Jing." Peng Jiahe trotted into the kitchen, glanced at Gan Jing secretly, took the water and returned to Lu Yuan. When handing it to him, he leaned closer and whispered:
"I saw Aunt Gan Jing's eyes were red. Come on!"
...
Five minutes later, Gan Jing held a bowl of poached egg noodles, placed it on the coffee table in front of Lu Yuan, and handed him a pair of kuaizi:
"Eat quickly."
Lu Yuan took it, sniffed it, and showed an intoxicated look: