For example, during the Han Dynasty, when the country was strong and powerful, women from neighboring countries were proud to marry sons of the Han family.
Another example: [Sniper No. 11] This sultry man shot a night elf girl and a hoof girl without saying a word. He went back to McDonald's and asked for a standard Earl of Borean Tundra next to Wintergrasp.
collar.
Even if it was so cold in that place, there weren't even a few ores.
Ask him why.
This guy actually replied: "I want to experience high-speed riding and hunting and chasing."
In human terms, it is a night saber shock that cannot be experienced on earth.
this……
One is willing to fight, and two are willing to suffer.
No big problem.
Anyway, it's not McDonald's who pays the bill.
The problem lies in these days, a group of Stratholme women blocked the entrance of the Trident military camp, saying that the Trident people should be held responsible.
When asked who the heartless man is, the answer is always the same [Junchen Tianya]!
In the conscience of heaven and earth, this is the worst time that the leader of the Evil God Sect has been blackmailed for no reason.
Originally, McDonald's wouldn't be surprised by what this guy does.
The key point is that at the time when these girls reported that [Jun Chen] committed the crime, [Jun Chen] had perfect alibi.
Because this guy saw a news from Earth, "A man from the rotten country accidentally slipped and sat on a 6-pound cannonball", so [Jun Chen] and [Free Blue Bird] followed and accidentally sat on a 57mm diameter cannonball.
superior.
The two of them had been resurrected as many times as possible during this period, and they could not die. They had been lying in the military hospital for the past few days.
McDonald's received reports every day of these two bastards harassing female nurses.
Then he said that the two of them fucked a thousand girls in three days. Who would believe it?
It's clear that a group of bastards used the name of the filthy god to cheat.
This made McDonald very angry.
"You bastards, it's true when someone delivers it to your door. You have the guts not to eat it! You have the ability to cheat, but don't have the guts to admit it? Are you going to throw the blame to [the emperor and his ministers]? Bah, you are worse than a dirty god!"
McDonald scolded those bastards face to face, and then gave them two options: either marry someone else, or he will bleed money.
As a result, the next day, there was a new joke in the Trident Military Camp.
An LSP: "Dr. XX, I have been very depressed recently. The boss of McDonald's refused to blame us on [Junchen]. I looked at my empty wallet and the IOU that I couldn't pay off my salary and bonus for several months, and I fell asleep for several nights in a row.
If not, will I suffer from depression?"
Doctor: "The psychiatrist charges 800 soft girl coins for an hour, a bottle of sleeping pills costs 150, a box of paroxetine costs 472, a box of fluoxetine costs 472... We don't charge Arathor gold coins, we charge them on the other side of the earth. You should think about it before you become depressed."
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"I'm fine, I'm fine."
Do you think that’s all the bad things that sandbox players do?
So naive!
The report "About the abnormal turbulence of multiple aircraft carriers during flight" was rushed to McDonald's desk.
The Alliance's aircraft carriers are all unscientific products.
The birth of a new ship requires a lot of verification from the beginning of the design. For example, it needs to be verified by fluid mechanics, so that the reduced model can experience various forward and lateral water impacts in the water flow.
In the same way, all aircraft must pass wind tunnel testing before they can be launched.
Otherwise, if you just create something based on your imagination, it will easily cause trouble if you just mount it.
Look at [Ju Hard]’s new system, even the testing process has been cut off, and users are directly allowed to use it. The result is that users are forced to experience all kinds of disgusting bugs.
Looking at a certain kowtowing aircraft carrier, it is obviously a typical example of hull counterweight failure.
Huh? Why was it that Ah San created Mao Ju’s eo and the aircraft carrier?
cough!
That's too far.
McDonald's really takes this matter seriously.
Because these aircraft carriers were originally just surface ships, forcibly changing them into aircraft carriers may mean that the counterweight and device arrangements failed.
Maybe the ship will be destroyed and everyone will be killed, and the entire technological line will have to be torn down and started all over again.
The discomfort of distorting the technological line is really shocking to those who hear it, and makes those who listen to it cry.
There is no serious ship designer in Stratholme at all. All new-generation ships are built by players directly copying the ship blueprints from World War II on Earth and using the Dementia Rubik's Cube.
It was necessary to check, but for a while it was impossible to verify.
Fortunately, [Situ Panpo] gave McDonald's advice: "Boss, look carefully at the name of the ship that was involved in the accident."
"[Weser], [Glory]...Gan!" McDonald knew what was going on no matter how slow his reaction was.
They are all ship girls who have been taken over by sand sculpture players.
Ship girls are very special beings. Although they have a human body, they cannot leave the ship that they are. They are so immortal that the ship's control system is synchronized with the ship girl's nervous system.
Now, once those bitches get on the boat, the whole body of the boat will probably twitch.
These days, even if the existence of ship girls saves a large number of manpower required for engine room, artillery control, and bridge command, many places on the ship still need people, such as damage control, ammunition supply, etc.
Since there are living people, there must be corresponding logistics, such as cooks and the like.
In addition, there are necessary security personnel, so the smallest destroyer needs about fifty people no matter how much it saves.
Now it's good, just one idiot gets on the boat, and a boatload of Alliance soldiers will suffer the consequences.
This unheard-of thing made McDonald angry.
Let those idiots control themselves, it is better to kill them directly.
The final solution was for McDonald to make an agreement with these bastards that they would not be allowed to board the ships during wartime, and then provide independent docks for these ships in normal times.
Well, it's the kind that only has one slipway, no ship repairmen, and no maintenance facilities.
The dock is light-tight and the door is closed. There is only a big sign hanging at the door [Artillery Test, No Entry].
Although McDonald's is happy to use sand sculptures to make players happy, this kind of evil incident will not be the first time, nor will it be the last.
This is the price for letting sand sculpture players enter the game!
McDonald was so angry that he simply ignored what was going on outside the window and ran to amuse his daughter.
"McDonald's, you, do you really like Luna?" Queen Xi spoke hesitantly.
"Why don't you like it?" McDonald held little Luna up and played with her, making the little girl laugh non-stop.
The elves in this world don't have much knowledge about genetics. If the eldest daughter Lucia inherited MacDonald's black hair, and the second daughter Liv inherited Vereesa's silver hair, then Sylvanas can't figure out why she is blond.
, McDonald's black hair will grow into silver hair.
Even though Queen Xi is usually strong-willed, when it comes to things like this, she has an inexplicable and almost natural guilty conscience.
McDonald explained that their Windrunner family had a hidden silver-haired inheritance (gene), and this calmed Queen Xi down.
Then, what made Alleria's teeth hurt was that McDonald was obviously more partial to the two silver-haired daughters. Sometimes this guy would even run over and rub his face against Vereesa's silver hair without doing anything.
Once Veresa couldn't help but ask: "McDonald, don't you think silver hair is a bit weird? It's like an old man or an old woman."
"No! I just like this hair color."
"Why?"
How did McDonald's respond to this?
A long time later, in a system chat group, I saw some idiots discussing that ancient Chinese books often used the term "crane-haired and childlike" to describe immortals, but in today's terms, they would be "white-haired lolita".
McDonald finally realized: It’s not me who is so astringent, but it’s the inheritance from my ancestors!
