If it were another elf, he would definitely not understand what the [egg-changing period] is.
However, Veresa has been hanging out with McDonald recently. Just yesterday when she inspected the Trident Legion with McDonald, she must have heard the words of some extremely chaotic guy.
To restore the scene at that time is this:
[Free Blue Bird] In common language: "Hey, tomorrow we will fight off the orcs, will there be a beautiful elf girl coming to throw herself into my arms?"
[Junchen Tianya]: "Tch, the virtue of having long ears is like treating us like maggots. Don't even think about it. What's more, what good are women? Women will only slow down the speed at which I draw my sword."
"That's right, just think of yourself as [egg-changing period]."
At this time, a female operator [Yuye Black Cat] came over and asked: "What is [Egg Changing Period]?"
The two old men suddenly looked serious.
[Junchen Tianya]: "Women have aunts, can't men have [egg-changing period]?"
[Free Blue Bird] sang in harmony: "Yes, just like when we were young, we change our teeth. A man's balls will fall off on their own every once in a while, and then grow new ones..."
[Black Cat on a Rainy Night] was stunned: "Really?"
Just when she wanted to ask in detail, these two bastards became more serious.
“I can’t go into too many details!”
"We are the ones who signed the [99 Agreement]!"
Girls really don’t understand this topic. After all, there are physical differences between men and women.
What's more, what's the [99 Agreement], it sounds arrogant as soon as you hear it!
When all the men solemnly refused to reveal more and seriously talked about the "1999 Agreement", "Black Cat on a Rainy Night" was confused.
(The 1999 Agreement refers to a bunch of nonsense, saying that the earth was invaded by aliens in 1999, and a group of middle-aged and middle-aged men stepped forward to successfully defend the earth. Afterwards, they used [Group Amnesia] to erase the memories of all non-participants.
Elimination. Then the participants signed a confidentiality agreement and swore not to reveal the truth about that battle.)
Well, not to mention Vereesa of different races, there are many human women who are blinded by these funny boys.
Perhaps, this is the tacit understanding of men!
Vereesa, the most curious and active of the three Windrunner sisters, was out of sight of McDonald for more than an hour that day. Unfortunately, her eavesdropping was discovered by the trolls, who then collectively played a trick on her.
Regardless of whether others believe it or not, she believed it anyway.
At this time, McDonald was forced to have no choice but to tell the 'fact' that he was in the "egg-changing period", more because he wanted to express that he was in pain.
Who would have known that Veresa was so affectionate, she opened her little mouth slightly, struggled to speak, and finally made a solemn promise: "I will wait for you."
"Ahem! This..."
[I'll kill you if you dare to play with Veresa's feelings... ah!] The 'death curse version' of the Wind Word floated over by Queen Xi was interrupted by her eldest sister before she finished speaking.
System prompt: [Alleria launched a (coercive gaze) on Sylvanas, Sylvanas failed the mental test, and Sylvanas fell into a low-key lurking state. 】
McDonald was speechless, what have I done?
Why did I fall into the Bai Xue scene all of a sudden without doing anything?
I was obviously the one who came first?
Please, even if you call me a scumbag, please let me get rid of my virginity first!
…
In the midst of doubting his life, McDonald finally survived the fourth dance in embarrassment.
At the dance that night, McDonald refused to dance any more, no matter what.
If I just spend tonight peacefully like this, forget it.
After finally slipping out of the terrace to take a breath, he met the old elf priest Von Delor.
The old man didn't embarrass MacDonald, he just said that he loved Liadrin, his adopted daughter and disciple, but revealed that he and Fao were pen pals and had been friends for a long time.
Even if he didn't say anything, McDonald would understand what he meant. He was forced by the Sun King to sell his adopted daughter before, which was helpless. If you treat her well, I have nothing to say. If you always give up, then
Don't blame me for complaining to your godfather.
a bolt from the blue!
Suddenly I feel that the musicians on the elf side are very annoying. Can't they play some earthly BGM all night long?
If he doesn't marry Princess Kallia, the future Lich King Arthas will come and kill him in any minute!
If he marries Calia, maybe Vereesa will live or die, and the three Windrunner sisters will come to assassinate him!
If you can't control it and get Liadrin, will all the paladins have to use the Holy Light to purify him?
Oh my god! I’m so hard!
Even if you ask me if you want "everything red and a little green", can't you first get a [trial version] worth 1,000 or 800 yuan?
If you forcefully buy and sell like this, you are trying to sell something!
I feel tired and don’t love anymore!
Returning to the mansion temporarily vacated by Grand Magister Belovar as the [State Guesthouse], MacDonald saw a certain horned red-haired lady who had helped intimidate the Sun King and the Silver Moon Council, sleeping boredly on the gold coins he had specially prepared.
On the bed, I suddenly had the idea that even pressing F to enter the mobile fortress would be better than the Shura field just now.
Say nothing more!
Go to sleep and find Teacher Fukada in your dream!
When he woke up the next day, McDonald immediately realized that the elf's so-called warm hospitality was actually quite limited.
No elves would sincerely treat their humans as masters.
I originally thought about spending a lot of money and going on a shopping spree to buy up all the magic items on the market.
Maybe he was too arrogant yesterday and shocked some poor elves with internal injuries. If he goes to the auction house today, he will always say that the goods are off the shelves, or that a certain noble has already placed a deposit for this thing.
There were just some junk left, with two extra zeros marked before the decimal point for him to see.
Damn, isn't this a scam?
As a qualified tycoon, the last thing you want to do is to see yourself being cheated.
Seeing the frequent pop-up windows in the system [Prohibited purchase of XX product at a premium of 10,000%], McDonald's felt annoyed.
No fun, let’s go!
Just when he received another inquiry from Lothar, asking when he could return to the army, McDonald simply said goodbye to the Sun King on the grounds that he wanted to lead troops to participate in the counterattack against the orcs.
After some hypocritical business exchanges.
The elves who wanted humans to go away, and the humans who didn't want to stay any longer, just parted ways.
At the same time that the human army began to withdraw, many elves in Silvermoon City noticed a strange phenomenon. Those fellow elves who participated in the Alliance Expeditionary Force actually left with their families, and many of them even sold off their property in Silvermoon City in an emergency.
In this regard, the explanation given by the Council is that it is suspected that the orcs came to the planet Azeroth through a giant portal. If the portal cannot be destroyed, this part of the expeditionary force may have to perform a garrison mission that lasts for decades.
, in order to avoid the separation of relatives, members of the expeditionary force are allowed to bring their family members.
Most of the elves believed it.
One hundred thousand of the 150,000 troops were evacuated first.
The remaining 50,000 people led nearly 10,000 elves (more than 2,000 rangers, and the rest were relatives with certain combat capabilities), all the way south.
When the large army arrived at the north of the Northland Fortress, they saw the horrific scene in front of them. Many elves were moved to tears.
It was made of nearly 200,000 orc and troll heads to make [Jingguan]!
