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Chapter 217: Catching the Shrimps (3 more)

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(Alliance Leader: Burning Dawn in the Sky)——

At this moment, humans finally fully understood El Chapo's impetuous character.

Seeing the huge chariot that suddenly made a shocking roar, Bolvar and Gavin Ladd were so frightened that they quickly rode back to their own ranks and prepared to attack.

"My sons, it's too late to explain! Get in the car quickly!" The dignified king opened a porthole in the chariot, stuck his head out, and called to his men. A large number of fully armed dwarf secret room guards rushed over in a hurry. Without saying anything, they went to

Jammed into the door of the chariot's butt.

The huge carriage is divided into two levels with a metal deck. The upper level contains the core crew such as the commander, driver and gunner, and the lower level is the infantry cabin.

There is a staircase connecting the upper and lower floors that can accommodate a short person.

Three minutes later, when the dwarves opened the gate of Ironforge, the orcs of the Bloodhole Clan also sounded the alarm and were ready.

[Fujiwara Brian Takumi] who sat in the driver's seat seemed to have loosened all restraints and completely let himself go. He stroked the steering wheel as if he were touching his lover's skin.

Focus on it!

Because the feet were too short and the designed accelerator and brake could not be reached, Brian had to install a wooden stick similar to stilts on the soles of his feet.

Seeing this scene, McDonald's face turned green, and he subconsciously hugged everything he could grab around him.

Do you think he took the opportunity to hug the elf girl?

Pooh!

Can an elf girl write [Emergency Exit] in Dwarven language to be cute?

At the moment of "parting life and death", the livid McDonald only had time to say to the two women, "Grab whatever you think is reliable." The next moment, the three of them were pressed down on their seats by the sudden pressure.

Amidst the huge roar, [You Know a Hammer] accelerated like a sports car, reaching a top speed of at least a hundred kilometers per hour in a few clicks, and the train-sized chariot flashed a long and narrow light.

The orcs didn't react at all. Their three-story village gate had been divided into two pieces. The terrifying metal monster car moved forward without any hindrance. The fragments of the destroyed Wengcheng building flew more than a hundred meters away and crashed to the ground.

Below the steep slope on the outside of the platform.

Wherever the chariot went, bulldozers were no longer enough to describe its brutality. It was like a doomsday storm. Wherever it went, the orc buildings made of wood and stone suddenly collapsed.

The arrow towers made of rough wood that can be hugged by one person can fly like building blocks upon impact, not to mention mere orcs.

Not to mention that an orc weighing 300 kilograms was as fragile as a stick figure when faced with a chariot made of Thorium. It turned into a ball of red and green meat paste with the sound of "pia!"

It wasn't enough to destroy all the orcs' defenses, so the chariot began to rush down the mountain along the narrow hairpin mountain road.

Looking out of the horizontal rectangular window that is not spacious at the front of the car and only has about one human arm? The curve is only 20 meters wide at most. Of course it is no problem to run a horse carriage or a goat cart.

For a tank the size of a locomotive…

How does it feel to drift with a locomotive? McDonald's didn't know, he just suddenly thought of a very unlucky word "hearse drift"!

Feeling the vehicle speed getting faster and faster under the influence of the Heart of Flame Power Furnace and the acceleration of gravity, McDonald finally couldn't help shouting: "Slow down! Slow down! Slow down!"

"Slow down? No! I feel great!" Magni laughed. Muradin laughed too.

Brian's forehead was filled with questions: "Slow down? How to slow down?"

"Footbrake! Didn't I tell you to install a footbrake!?" McDonald shouted out loud!

"Oh! Got it!" The look on Brian's face as he suddenly realized this made McDonald feel relieved...for just a second.

The next second, he understood why this broken car was called "You Know a Hammer"!

"Little ones! Left foot brake!"

etc!

Why are the foot brakes divided into left foot brake and right foot brake?

Did you, old man, make a mistake?

McDonald and the two female elves watched in stunned silence as the secret room guards just below their VIP seats all opened the loose-leaf bottom of the car, revealing the rugged mountain road underneath that quickly passed through the horizon.

"What the hell!?" McDonald was in a Spartan mood!

What the fuck? This is a [real* footbrake]!

Twenty dwarfs grasped the metal handle on the wall of the carriage and stamped it down without any hesitation!

The next moment? Sure enough, the entire tank froze.

Damn it! These dwarfs are worthy of being born as stone men. They all have tough physiques, and none of them even lost their legs when they braked manually!

Before McDonald could react in time, he was almost shot to death by the dead dwarf's foot, which caused the gravel to splash into the car.

If the pale Liadrin hadn't put a [Power Word* Shield] on him in time, he might have become the first nobleman to be stoned to death during the Battle of the Dark Portal.

No! I can’t stand it anymore!

McDonald screamed in his heart? He was about to turn the wrench on the [Emergency Escape Door]!

Bah! You crazy dwarfs!

I, McDonald, jumped from here and was killed! I threw myself on the street and was stabbed to death by an orc!

I will never sit in your crappy car for 10 seconds again!

McDonald's tried to break it off with all his strength? It didn't even budge!

"McDonald's? Don't touch that thing? Be careful of it falling out." Magni reminded McDonald's with genuine kindness.

"It's okay! Because I was in a hurry, I forgot to ask someone to cut the escape door open. That thing is just a decoration now." Muradin chuckled.

"Oh? Then it's okay!" Magni looked like he was coming to comfort him.

"Wait! What if the tank explodes!?" McDonald was almost out of anger and fear, but his voice sounded extremely calm.

"Open [God Descends]! Stratholme God of War, why don't you just open [Shield Wall] yourself!" The two dwarfs said without any care.

Damn it! I don’t know how to do it!

The speed of the car picked up again, and when he saw the butt of the car drifting, it was only ten centimeters away from the cliff at most, McDonald's heart almost flew out of his chest.

McDonald suddenly found that the hem of his trousers and the hem of his clothes were being grabbed by Liadrin, who was pale, and Wa Niang, whose eyes were out of focus...

What can he do?

He is also very desperate!

It was so good that he was not dead, but the system that killed a thousand cuts played music for him at this time.

"Shrimp catcher"

The exciting music is simply the greatest irony of Mai, who claimed to be the god of Akina roller coasters before time travel.

Stop the car...let me down ah ah ah ah

"Bang bang bang!" Racing all the way, knocking off double-digit gates, three-digit arrow towers and four-digit orcs, drifting through various hairpin turns, Fujiwara Brian Takumi is worthy of being a contemporary Ironforge

Car god.

When he drove the 'locomotive' down the mountain without slowing down until he reached the bottom of the canyon, he was finally willing to turn off the damn power furnace!

At the end, with an impeccably beautiful flick, the [You Know a Hammer] was shoved into the gate of a large orc bunker.

"Brothers, come on!"

The back door of the car opened, and the three Bronzebeard brothers and their men rushed into the bunker to kill the orcs without feeling any motion sickness.

Looking at Liadrin in front of Orz, little McDonald almost vomited.

Yes, just 1% difference, McDonald’s was so scared!


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