What bad intentions can sand sculpture players have?
You can call them a charlatan, but there are experts inside, inserting facts that are not found in Azeroth, or that even the people of Azeroth find outrageous, making the offenders feel like they are in a state of ecstasy.
Call them smart, it's obvious that these fun-loving people are dedicated to having fun from beginning to end.
I don’t know why they used all those mentally retarded plot points about “I couldn’t have written it without a cerebral thrombosis in ten years” into dreams!
This wave is entirely the responsibility of the sand sculpture players!
In order to facilitate communication with McDonald, Ysera is in human form at the moment.
Looking at the female Dragon King opposite who was not at all mighty and even a little bit delicate, McDonald smiled awkwardly and politely, and naturally took Ysela's white little hand with one hand and put it on her with the other.
, began to ask questions in his soul in an extremely natural manner.
"Ysera, you know, reality is often more magical than dreams!"
Isn't it?
In the Great Heaven of Earth, it really happened that a driver hit and killed the husband of a beautiful woman. Then he saw that the husband was orphaned and widowed, and had no source of income. He couldn't bear it, so he decided to care for her and finally got together.
.
Ah! What a responsible attitude!
Well, the translation of this story from high EQ to low EQ is: This guy killed someone else’s husband, slept with someone else’s wife, and still wants someone else’s son to call him daddy!
Everyone, take a look, ah this...
Also, many years ago, a screenwriter named Ichiro Ohuchi produced an animation called "Revolutionary Machine XXX", which described a group of students causing trouble, and without any logistical support, they only received ill-intentioned support from an external country.
He decided to become independent in his own Academy City.
At that time, the plot seemed to be extremely stupid and completely devoid of common sense.
The editor was criticized by the audience, and the animation score was so low.
Later, reality proved that it was not that the screenwriter did not understand reality. It was that normal people like us did not understand what it means to be stupid!
That's too far.
As the most understanding person among the dragons, Ysera easily saw many memory fragments through McDonald's deliberately opening up the spiritual world - a magical reality.
These clips were deliberately concealed by Mai's system to ensure that no information about the earth would be leaked.
She could only instinctively feel that all these things were real.
This time, she was really scared, and even Long Sheng's outlook on life seemed to be shocked.
She didn't even notice that McDonald thought her soft, boneless hands were so funny and he kept playing with them.
"But... it's not good for your people to use such methods, right?" Ysela's tone softened unknowingly.
"To be fair, isn't my subordinate's KDA high?"
KDA is a foreign word that Mai taught Ysera. Its original meaning is [number of kills, deaths and assists]. Someone Mai secretly changed the concept here and turned it into a result of the number of dream power units invested.
The number of evil spirits destroyed, the number of times one’s own dreams were destroyed and the number of assists in expelling evil spirits].
To put it simply, it is the cost-effectiveness of using the power of dreams.
Ysera blushed and her voice became softer: "Of course their KDA is high, but this... seems to go against Titan's original intention."
"Hey! Let me ask you, have they polluted the Emerald Dream?"
"without!"
"Did they use the least amount of dream power to kill the most enemies?"
"yes."
"Did they assist the green dragon very well and accomplish things that even the green dragon could not do?"
"yes……"
Ysera clearly felt that she was being led astray, but she was at a loss to come up with a rebuttal.
"Ysera, what are you still struggling with? As for my sand...cough! Elite operators, you can use them to your death. Anyway, those guys have always been happy to instigate...educate the souls of the fallen.
of."
Hey! You even let it slip!
Ysera looked at McDonald angrily: "Okay, you have convinced me for now. I will continue to observe them."
"Yeah, you can trust me and my men more. If you find that the Emerald Dream has been corrupted in the future, it would be a good choice to send those guys to fight fire with fire."
"..." Seeing McDonald put the back of her hand on her cheek and started to rub it, Ysela felt speechless in a double sense.
"What? Do you hate having my hands play with you?" McDonald really couldn't put it down.
"No. I'm curious about your attitude of unlimited trust in me."
"Huh?" This time, McDonald's head was full of questions.
"Generally speaking, no creature in the world dares to put its head into my paws. In my opinion, it is like a puppy showing its belly to a stranger. It is a bit ridiculously kind."
A gust of wind blew by, and McDonald was stunned as if he had been subjected to petrification magic.
How come he turned into a puppy with his belly exposed after a good blowjob?
However, McDonald's is McDonald's!
Even though I have been single for almost 30 years in my previous life and this life, I still learned the high emotional intelligence dialogue that I should have learned.
He smiled: "Weren't you doubting me just now? Isn't it normal for me to dispel your doubts in this way?"
"That too."
"My people and I will gain your trust in a more sincere way. I hope that one day in the future, you really feel that you are unable to fulfill your duty of guardianship. When you have to, you can transfer your responsibility to
us."
This time, Ysera was really shocked.
For the first time in her life, she felt the breath of destiny.
His deep eyes seemed to see through the past and future, and glimpsed her end.
Suddenly, I had a clear realization that this tiny human male in front of me was really worried about her fate.
A long, long time ago, she had only seen such a look in Nozdormu's eyes once.
Something seemed to be softened and touched in the heart of this beautiful Green Dragon Queen.
Her mind suddenly wavered, and she shyly withdrew her hand: "I will test you. Let's expand your defense area by one layer. Can you defend these areas?"
Ysela raised his hand and marked out an additional area on the three-dimensional map in front of him.
McDonald smiled confidently: "I promise to complete the task."
As soon as the news came out, the sand sculpture world was shocked!
[Exclusively for Soaring Eagle Station]: "Fuck! It's official! It's official!"
[Xiao Meow]: "Does this mean we need to increase our efforts?"
[It’s okay to do this]: "I——the Scourge Legion is not a delicate flower, please ravage me as hard as you can——"
[The Book of Chaos]: "I love it! Brothers, arrange the little movies we treasure!"
