Ner'zhul, the second and fifth boy who repeatedly jumps horizontally, is a very miserable guy.
His timid character made Kil'jaeden give him harsh punishments every time to drive him away. Forget it, most beings develop into jerks like this, but he just happens to be restless like a dog.
.
This caused a lot of trouble.
Of course, this is a story later. At this point in time, he at least looks like a loyal dog.
After the Vanguard failed miserably without even seeing the real Guardians of the Emerald Dream, the Scourge once again sent out an invasion force.
This time, Azu abandoned the death knights who mostly had muscles in mind during his lifetime, and instead sent a large number of lichs.
To be fair, the number of lichs in Lordaeron alone is quite limited.
As the brainwaves of Lao Taizi and Azu became more and more harmonious, Azu would listen to Lao Taizi's opinion no matter what the matter was - Lao Taizi was very satisfied with the sensible Antonidas and did not try to harm Lao Anzi's former master, so this
The ones sent this time were the Elven Masters of Quel'Thalas.
Anastrian's heart was bleeding.
Those are all his direct descendants!
He could not resist the will of the Lich King, and could only watch helplessly as his long-eared lichs were pressed down on the altar of the Death Hall one by one, and entered the Emerald Dream through the sleeping circle under him.
Players who had been idle for a long time received the news immediately.
[Online stand-alone game]: "It's easy!"
[You can also play games]: "We have guests arriving!"
[Power of Two Geese]: "Please stay!"
[Yi Yue Huan Ge]: "One bow——"
[Zhu Xian ザ Fantasy]: "Two bows..."
[爱Crazy de Yu]: “Buried on the spot!”
[Fellow Taoist, please stay]: "Break the formation, you bastard upstairs!"
Don't think that these idiots would like to play the daily life of Azeroth. After all, life-oriented players are in the minority. Why do they work patiently? Isn't it just to cause trouble?
I really didn’t feel happy bullying those illiterate knights before!
This time, more than a hundred lichs were introduced into the same dreamland.
With a deep voice as narration, the dream begins.
"In 2077 before the War of the Ancients, Sargeras, the Lord of the Burning Legion, was born in the toilet of the Pantheon toilet. The parents finally gave birth to Sargeras' son with smiles on their faces. The parents were very happy..."
As soon as this narration came out, the entire sand sculpture channel was bombarded by the huge amount of information.
【Acreay】: "I giao, good guy!"
[Going to a brothel alone out of boredom, getting whipped for nothing!]: "Hahaha! Damn it, I'd like to call it a nightmare!"
Here, McDonald, who returned to the Emerald Dream again to monitor the battle situation with Ysera, raised his forehead. Just seeing Ysera's shocked and inexplicable face, he felt that it was a shame and hurriedly asked a few questions in the system.
Reliable elite player: "Who created this thing?"
The elite operators are working hard.
[Sleepy Bear]: "The Emerald Dream is all about balance. If you want to achieve the maximum reverse pollution effect without destroying the Emerald Dream, you must first create the most absurd dream with the biggest flaws."
[Heishan Zhiqiu]: "After our research, the script of Tianchao's sand sculpture online novel is the best."
[Who knows what it’s called]: “Here, boss, please read the original text.”
When McDonald read the original text, he almost vomited three liters of blood on the spot. The original text was: [In 2046 BC, Wang Xming was born in a small village. Your parents finally gave birth to your son with smiles on their faces. Your parents are very happy! 】
In just one sentence, there are as many places to complain about as there are stars in the sky. There are so many points of criticism that I don’t know where to start.
McDonald held it in for a long time before coming up with a sentence: "Is this the reason why you are determined to kill Mr. Hesa?"
【Susheng Zhiqi】: "Of course!"
[Ye Tiantenghua]: "As long as we have justice in our hearts, there is nothing we dare not do."
Okay! You guys are awesome! I’m convinced!
McDonald was extremely embarrassed, but Ysera across from him had a slightly subtle expression: "Humans are such a terrifying and respectable race! Your men actually fabricated such a dream even though they knew the horror of Sargeras.
.At least the Green Dragon Legion doesn’t dare to do it.”
Except for those who have twitching or twitching, most of the Azeroth's Aspect Dragons follow the rules. McDonald did not expect that this would become Ysera's appreciation for human beings.
Alas, let’s not talk anymore and continue to observe.
Facing the player's killing-a-thousand-knife opening, the elves and lichs were all dumbfounded.
They are not idiots who don't understand anything. Most of their fathers or ancestors have personally experienced the ancient war that destroyed the entire elven empire.
The fear of the Burning Legion and Sargeras is simply imprinted in the deepest part of the soul.
This weird and bizarre dream actually came to the attention of Mr. Sa, and they didn't know how to refute it.
Especially the brilliant screenwriter behind Elite Operator - it is said that Sargeras was born in a humble background and had Titan blood. In a rage, he finally killed the gods of the Pantheon who had been bullying him, and created the great cause of the Burning Legion.
, and then there was the move to invade Azeroth and steal Titan relics.
This kind of standard Long Aotian-style screenwriting made the blood of the elves and lichs boil, so that they forgot to refute or find out the flaws in the dream for a while, and became crazy like a crowd.
Unknowingly, the whole dream world came.
That scene appeared in a hazy form like oil paint. Kil'jaeden, the egg boss under Mr. Sa, began to crazily persecute their boss, the Lich King Ner'zhul, and then persecuted them. All the tortures were comparable to the top ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty.
The means were imposed on their bodies and souls.
In fact, at this point in time, they were unable to resist this dream.
Some guys counterattacked: Isn’t the Lich King supreme?
Some are retorting: We are not cannon fodder!
Unfortunately, what follows are all real super secrets that they don't know. Missing the outrageous setting at the beginning means that they completely missed all opportunities to crack this nightmare.
Failure means reverse brainwashing.
"My childhood sweetheart who didn't know that I, Anastrian, was a magical girl wanted to become a magical girl, so she came to me, who was already a magical girl, to discuss how to deal with tentacle monsters."
McDonald just took one look at the title provided by the dirty god [Free Blue Bird] and was stunned on the spot.
What the hell is this?
It is 57 characters long, without any punctuation.
Wouldn’t it make people suffocate if they read it in one breath?
McDonald flipped through it and had no idea of studying these bullshit dream contaminants.
Over there, in the Ice Crown Citadel, he watched the lichs sent into the Emerald Dream being screwed together, and then watched a lich that he was very optimistic about performing the transformation of [Abba Abba Little Demon Fairy] in front of him.
As a result, Terenas lost control of his emotions on the spot.
The sentence that echoes most in the ears of the natural disaster bosses is a sentence extracted from the souls of these lichs who have been spoiled.
Countless sand sculpture voices converge into one:
