For a second, McDonald wished that the 'friend' Gelbin was talking about was himself.
After all, in the system chat group, except for the straight-up dirty gods, all the serious guys turned into virtual druids and asked for seeds with strange letters and numbers. The first thing they said was 'I have a friend who wants it.'
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It's a pity that Gelbin really has a friend.
Milhouse* teases Storm, and his legend has been spread throughout the world. He is the king of death, the master who created the mouth escape school in Azeroth, and the engine of group destruction...
Just after receiving this series of titles, which regiment leader would not tremble all over, shake his body, and urinate on the spot?
But Gelbin's eyes were so intense that he didn't give McDonald the chance to fool around with him.
Mr. Mai simply shot himself in the foot.
Ever since the "his vassals collectively revolted and were not allowed to come out to mess around" thing happened, he immediately promoted a new bill in the alliance, the "Alliance Spoils Distribution Law."
It standardizes the general principle of the alliance's distribution of spoils in foreign wars: those who contribute more will get more.
For example: an ordinary infantryman is calculated as a 1-point military strength coefficient score, and then a tank is calculated as how much, a food supply for 100 people is calculated as, and a mechanized division is calculated as a month's fuel supply.
All these things were answered by the staff officers and civil servants below, who worked hard to come up with answers.
This is still a tentative version. We have agreed that it will be adjusted in the future according to the actual situation. As long as two-thirds of the throne council bosses approve it, the revised plan will be adopted immediately.
In fact, what we basically play is the DKP system. The difference is that each loot has a valuation that everyone agrees on, and then divides it by the total coefficient of each country, and finally everyone divides the fruits in proportion.
This is very important because it makes the distribution of loot no longer vague and has a clear rule.
One thing that is generally recognized by all countries is that when their heroic leaders go into battle, they provide the highest military strength score. This is also based on evidence. For example, monsters like Archimonde cannot be defeated by ordinary people. Only heroic leaders can cause damage.
.Besides, he is both a king and a hero. Being on the front line like this is really a business that raises his head. If the score is not high, how can he convince the public?
This rule is to encourage each country to provide heroes for the battle, while others hide them. When there are too few heroes on the front line, the strategy will overturn, and it will be difficult for everyone.
Therefore, in this [distribution method], heroic characters often start with 100,000 points. This is still the rating of third-tier heroes.
A man like Varian, who is both a king and a front-line hero, is a million points.
Return points are linked to meritorious deeds and trophies, and are settled every quarter.
As soon as this bill came out, the entire alliance applauded.
Times are progressing. In the past, it was good to have money, and it was better to have soldiers and heroes. Generally speaking, Mcdonald's family was the sole boss. If McDonough could buy equipment and monopolize the spoils of war, other families would not dare to say anything.
Nowadays, even if we fight for spoils of war, it is reasonable and well-founded. If we encounter something that everyone wants, then it is a dkp auction. As the saying goes, whoever contributes the most will get the most.
You know, there are many things that you can't buy with money now, like [Magic Iron Ore] in Hellfire Peninsula.
This new mineral has overturned the previous pure steel industry. Who needs a small three-wheeler when there are cars?
As soon as this thing came out, big guys from all over the world were drooling.
A certain maritime power that was originally not very active in the expedition to foreign lands, because its own army was really not up to par, could only provide some canned fish as military rations. However, after a disagreement, Jaina was thrown over again.
Alas, my heart aches for a beautiful girl for just a second. She is written as a princess and read as a tool person.
Since you have a good skin but can't get a good price by selling yourself, then just do art.
Jaina protested, but Queen Mother Catherine responded with one sentence: "Girl, all the money you spent on magic back then was given by the royal family of Kul Tiras."
Alas, being born in an emperor's family means you can't help yourself.
Let's not talk about the sad look in Gianna's eyes when she looked at McDonald who refused to take over the job. Back to Milhouse, McDonald's head was as big as a bucket.
The face of Gelbin opposite was even more embarrassing. If it weren't for the dwarf's toes being too small, it wouldn't be a big deal to dig out a three-bedroom apartment.
"McDonald...you know him?"
"Well, I've heard a little bit about their couple."
Beads of sweat the size of real soybeans oozed from Gelbin's forehead. Since Mr. and Mrs. Milhouse could be mentioned, it proved that McDonald really knew these two people.
Gelbin's face turned red and hesitantly said: "This... I'm not trying to trick the League of Heroes, it's just... there's a great mage among the tribe, at any rate, it should be of some use. Uh, look, McDonald.
Go ahead and get a 50% discount on the rating, just don’t let that guy die.”
I'm super, the requirements are so low, just take care of the food, just don't die?
Macdonald didn't know why Milhouse in Mao's life had not gone to the Demonic Prison, and his fate had changed. But when Gelbin came over, it was hard to refuse.
Well, even a piece of used toilet paper still works.
If you don't dare to use it yourself, why can't you let him disgust the enemy?
McDonald grinned and nodded: "Okay, for your sake, I'll take Milhouse."
Out of nowhere, just after McDonald made his promise, an auditory hallucination sounded in his ears: "When you have 10 mana points", "Your opponent has accumulated 10 [Pyroblast]".
Hey, that's very unlucky.
McDonald shivered and thought: No, Milhouse must be arranged as soon as possible.
It just so happens that the Alliance has a plan to attack the Serpent Temple...
One day later, McDonald's looked at his knees and thought, there was a dwarf there, just a hair away. McDonald's accidentally kicked him into the toilet next door.
I'm not kidding, dwarfs are really too short, generally less than one meter tall. If I travel back in time to Mr. Wang's hometown, I can play a guest role as the Crayfish Man.
"Great Alliance Commander-in-Chief Stratholme, I don't know why the great craftsman Mekkatorque asked me to come to you to report, but the powerful Milhouse* Mana Storm will definitely help you kill all the fools who don't have long-sightedness...
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(Five thousand words are omitted below.)
Well, people who omit a few thousand words are just driving away. This nagging guy is just trying to get away with it.
As McDonald walked, the guy demonstrated his power verbally at a speed of 180 words per minute.
Finally, the unbearable McDonald spoke: "Your Excellency Mana Storm, in the plan to attack the Serpent Temple, I have a very important task, and it must be you. Only you in the entire alliance can do it."
"Really? What mission?" The talkative king's eyes lit up.
"Shock the entire Serpent Temple!" McDonald said seriously.