There was no light from the stars and the moon, and the sky and the earth seemed to be soaked in a thick mass of ink. The cold wind howled miserably, like the howls of devils in hell.
Deep in the forest, there is a simple mountain village built of logs, called Wild Wolf Village. In one corner of the village, there is a low sheep pen with dozens of goats locked up in it.
It is a thick-velvet curled-horn sheep unique to the North. It has thick hair and thick flesh, and is extremely cold-resistant.
Even so, the sheep also huddled tightly together to resist the biting cold wind that constantly penetrated through the gaps in the wooden boards.
Suddenly, a young boy's shrill voice came from among the sheep.
"Jo, can you stop?"
After a few seconds, a hoarse drake voice sounded again: "Don't worry, I know what's going on."
Rosen woke up instantly. With the firelight coming through the gap, he looked at the sheep carefully.
It is said that when Iron Claw Wolf was young, he served as a soldier under a baron.
The worm has sucked enough blood, and its belly is as bloated as a red bean. Just throw it into your mouth, bite it with your teeth, and make a "pop" sound, just like eating fried beans, and then swallow it directly without spitting it out.
Suddenly, a sheep's cry came to my ears. The sound was not loud, but full of alertness.
The shrill voice asked: "What does magic have to do with women?"
Their face turned black, their heads swelled abnormally, like an inflated, shiny black balloon, and their death was extremely tragic!
Through the faint light of the torches used to drive away beasts in the village, one could vaguely see that a young boy was very thin, with his thin linen clothes dropped to his waist, revealing a pair of skinny legs. The other one was even thinner and very short, like a thin hemp pole.
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Select a picture of a young lady and stare at it for 2 seconds, and an option to ‘print or not’ will pop up.
The leader of Yelang Village, a bandit den, is nicknamed ‘Iron Claw Wolf’.
For the sake of his own health, he has always been cautious in his words and deeds.
Rosen found it interesting and couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Life is hard and no nutrition should be wasted.
When he first traveled through time, what he wanted was to get drunk and lie on the lap of a beautiful woman, then wake up and take over the world.
Suddenly my back felt itchy, I reached out and touched it, and it turned out to be a blood-sucking bedbug.
Traveling through a month, a 'rich man' carrying 5 tons of treasure could only help bandits herd sheep every day and eat a few scraps of soup to fill his stomach.
Two teenagers suddenly stood up in the middle of the flock.
He immediately shouted with a high-pitched voice: "How many farts! You said that last time! You said the same thing last time too! But you never got it right!"
In the haze, my mind was still racing with thoughts.
His expectations for the future have dropped again and again.
As a bachelor who is only 15 years old, Rosen is like a bird entering the forest and a fish returning to the sea. He feels indescribably happy.
'What kind of existence is the curse mage?'
But there are also many worries.
An unexplainable horrific scene happened before Rosen's eyes, giving him a severe mental shock.
But after all, I have experienced it in my previous life and have a deep understanding of the cold truth of life hidden behind the fiery hormones. I am less indulgent and more tolerant than the ignorant teenager.
"What, you want to fight? You're not as big as a goblin, I can beat the shit out of you with one hand!"
It's not that many. I have been collecting them for 20 years and have changed seven or eight computers. I have accumulated them all along the way, and there are only five Ts.
"I'd like to think that all the women in the village have their own masters?"
Half a month ago, a ton-heavy grizzly bear attacked Wild Wolf Village. Rosen saw with his own eyes that the iron-clawed wolf stepped over and thrust its claws down, directly piercing the hard bear's head.
The drake hummed: "Rosen, why are you laughing? Don't you miss women?"
Rosen smiled lightly and said in a calm voice: "I would like to remind you that my son just died yesterday and I am not happy about it. Do you want to get into trouble with this?"
It was Rosen who had been silent.
‘Haha~~’ he laughed with a high-pitched voice.
The next moment, another change occurred!
Rosen smiled softly: "Of course I want to, too."
Concentrate and think silently in your mind: 'Desktop.'
The desktop is empty, with no taskbar, no start button, and no software tools, just one folder.
‘Poof~~’
The drake sighed and said again: "It would be great if I could do magic.
Rosen couldn't help but think: "Such a powerful iron-clawed wolf can only serve as a soldier. Such a powerful bandit went out to rob, and met a cursed mage. He ran away without any fighting spirit, and his son was killed."
I dare not talk about revenge. This world is really scary.'
'Being an erotic painter in this world, you should be able to support your family, marry a wife and have children, right? Or should you just stay a bachelor for the rest of your life and be carefree?'
Immediately, his eyes lit up slightly, and a computer desktop with a dark blue background appeared in his field of vision. The length and width were 16:9, 24 inches, the classic size of an office computer screen.
The sheep were a little anxious, and the leader of the sheep repeatedly hit the wooden fence of the sheepfold with its horns, making a "bang bang bang" sound.
It's a pity that the bandits in Yelang Village are all rough and do not understand art!
Rosen once tried to use charcoal to draw some pictures of beauties on wooden boards. When these bandits saw it, they would just say "good drawing", snatch the wooden boards away, hide in a corner, and practice their ancestral craftsmanship in front of the wooden boards.
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Outside the sheepfold, the cold wind howled and the snowflakes danced tirelessly. As the night got darker, Rosen yawned and his spirit gradually became trance-like.
Others traveled through time because of their incredible talents. When he traveled through time, Rosen only brought with him the young ladies he had collected for many years.
'Can I learn magic?'
Adolescent boys are commonly known as "ghost-seeing sorrow", and they are the most rebellious and untamable. Among the three, Rosen is the youngest and the weakest. If he disagrees, he will be beaten.
The two of them got into a battle formation and prepared to fight.
The bandits went out to rob and met a terrifying curse mage on the way. Although they escaped quickly, the leader's son was still cursed by him.
Rosen thought so too, but he was a taciturn character and would not jump to conclusions easily before thoroughly understanding the situation.
The voice of the male duck also became louder: "Why are there so many nonsense? Can't you learn from Rosen and shut up properly?"
His nickname is not for nothing. When fighting, his hands will turn as green as black as iron. With one claw, he can disembowel his body, break open monuments and crack rocks with ease.
Men all have desires, and among them, adolescent men have the strongest desires!
The young man's body is like a powder keg, without any sparks. As soon as he sees his white arms, he can jump into the hall full of children and grandchildren in a few seconds.
It was as if an invisible giant hand was holding his body tightly, tightening it bit by bit, draining the life force from his body bit by bit until it was completely drained!
Now, he is a shepherd in a bandit's den. The bandit's father died three years ago during a robbery in the mountains. His mother fell into the arms of another bandit that night, and died in childbirth two years ago.
'bite!'
"What happened?" asked the shrill voice.
Rosen's voice sounded again.
That’s right!
'The software "Rosen's Adventure Log" has been installed. This software will record the user's adventure experience from all angles. The user can play back and take screenshots at any time.'
The other two teenagers were also awakened. They had climbed up and were standing among the sheep, looking at each other.
So how many young ladies are there?
Among the sheep, the expressions of the two young men suddenly changed!
The faces of the two turned purple at a speed visible to the naked eye. Blood was constantly flowing from their mouths, noses, and eyes. A pair of hands as thin as chicken feet were grabbing at their chests, and they were saying "Uh~~Uh~~~"
Choking sound.
A sharp voice immediately appeared: "Qiao, can you be successful?"
"It's the coldest month of winter and you're hungry, so save your energy. Qiao, please be gentler."
The next moment, all the sheep in the sheepfold stood up with a clatter.
Rosen was startled: ‘Have you installed new software? What’s the use?’
As soon as these words came out, the two thin young men subconsciously shrank their necks, their courage disappeared, but the young men wanted to save face, and neither of them wanted to give in first.
It has been a month since I traveled through time. I have been working as a sheep herder for a group of bandits. I sleep with the sheep every day. I don’t have enough to eat or wear, and I am covered in fleas and bed bugs.
"Are you stupid?" The male duck said with contempt: "If I knew magic, at night, I could turn all these goats into women and sleep with me every day."
Open the folder and there will be a large number of sub-folders inside. If you open one of them at random, it will store a large number of entertainment pictures and videos that normal men like.
"Come on! Afraid of you?!"
In less than 5 seconds, the two teenagers stopped struggling and fell limply to the ground.
"Maybe there are wild beasts outside the village. The grizzly bear came here last time." The drake guessed.
As long as you select 'Yes', pick up a drawing tool, and concentrate on it, you can accurately 'print' the girl.
Turning over, Rosen put his numb hands and feet into warm cashmere to cover them. Rosen continued to close his eyes and meditate.
Vaguely, his mind jolted slightly, and a stream of information passed through Rosen's consciousness.
Now, his thoughts are very realistic: 'Live well, and if you have a chance, escape from the den of thieves, go to a big city, and earn a living by sketching for the ladies.'
"Does it make sense for you to do such dirty things all day long?!"
When he thought of this, Rosen's smile became even more bitter.
Even with his sharp voice, he didn’t show any signs of weakness. He stretched his neck and hummed: “I’m not afraid either!”
In another part of the flock, the boy who was trying to break up the fight was huddled among a few docile ewes, with a wry smile on his tender face.
"What!"
With the stairs, the two teenagers were discouraged.
If there is a profession of 'painter' in this world, then he should be able to make a living with this craft.
Even more powerful than Jiuyin White Bone Claw!
Two days ago, another scary thing happened in the village.
During regular chats, Rosen also learned some basic information about the world from others.
They glared at each other, snorted coldly, and then retreated back to the sheep to keep warm.
When I first came back, there was nothing abnormal, except that my face was a little pale. But within two days, black blood flowed from all the orifices, and the skin all over my body was cracked and I died. It was extremely miserable.
Occasionally, bachelor thieves would come to him and ask for beautiful women's wooden boards, but don't think about the reward. If you dare to say not to draw, you will be beaten in the next second.
Having said that, Rosen understood Joe's behavior, but he was too lazy to care.
He now knows that the land under his feet is called the Golden Land and is ruled by various golden gods. The Wild Wolf Village is in the northernmost part of the Golden Land, and the lord is called the Ice Duke.
Folder name: "My Harem".
We need to take care of our parents when they are old, and we need to take care of our children's studies. We have opened a factory, and hundreds of workers have to pay their wages every month. The economic situation has not been good these years. I have tried my best to survive, but I am also exhausted physically and mentally.
He whispered: "Magicians are so powerful that even the leader is scared when he sees them. If you become a magician, will you worry about not finding a real woman?"
Why?
In previous generations, when people reached middle age, their bodies gradually declined, but the burden on their shoulders increased day by day.
To sum it up, there is no hope for life!
He didn't want to hang out with bandits for the rest of his life.
"That's right." The male duck scratched his head in embarrassment and also laughed.
'Can new software be installed on the computer in my mind?'
I thought I wouldn't be able to hold on, but I didn't expect that as the days went by, I actually got used to it. Not only did I not feel uncomfortable, I also felt inexplicably comfortable.
His eyes widened in shock, and he stared closely at the corpse in front of him. He felt his heart beating like thunder, as if it was about to jump out of his throat.
The male duck voice looked unconcerned: "Humph, it's just a few whippings, what's the big deal?"
At this time, another young man's voice came from among the sheep: "Both of you, please calm down. If you startle the sheep and make a noise, no one will get any benefit."
This benefit is not completely useless. After a month of exploration, I also found a use for it.
'It's a pity that I didn't get much benefit from traveling through time.'
There was no time to think too much, and more abnormalities appeared.
The anxious sheep seemed to have received some kind of comfort and gradually calmed down.
The first sheep stopped hitting the wall, and the ewes were lying on the ground again. But at some point, the several torches on the outer wall to drive away the animals were all extinguished.
The entire village was immersed in a thick mass of ink that could not be dissolved, and it was as if a dark hell had descended on the world.