Chapter 126 Crazy death! The revenge of the little nine raccoons!
"Sir, Jiuli will be yours from now on, so you have to treat me well."
After seeing that his captivity value was fully realized, Jiu Li gradually became more courageous and his true vixen character was revealed.
The expression on her pretty face looked so charming. She wished she could seduce Su Yan into bed and have the spring night that she had been dreaming about for a long time.
Faced with Jiuli's little tricks, Su Yan's heart showed no fluctuations, and he didn't have any impulsive thoughts. He just stood quietly.
He was thinking about how to keep this vixen in captivity.
Take it home and raise it?
This is too dangerous and must not be done.
What about stocking in the suburbs?
This is a relatively safe way of raising animals.
The only drawback is that there is a risk of the vixen running away with the bucket.
After all, he is a wild fox, and he must not be willing to be kept in captivity by humans.
Maybe one day it will disappear without warning, and you won't be able to find it.
Seeing that Su Yan ignored his words at all, Jiuli couldn't help but feel a little dissatisfied.
suddenly!
Her beautiful eyes widened and she became a little playful.
She stretched out her newly grown tail and fiddled with it coquettishly while looking at Su Yan in front of her with her beautiful eyes in confusion, saying seductively: "Sir, do you want Jiuli's tail?"
When he said this, Jiuli's white hands were stroking his tail, and he looked at Su Yan with a flirtatious look on his face.
This behavior of hers was more than just a temporary flirtation.
Most of all, he wanted to please Su Yan, and wanted to increase his loyalty in his heart by proactively giving away tails.
It's a pity that Su Yan, a straight man, doesn't accept this trick at all.
Seeing Jiuli non-stop showing off her coquettishness, he immediately gave her a tough blow.
"Can you stop being such a coward?"
"oh!"
Jiuli rolled her eyes at him and responded angrily, wondering why this person is so straight?
I don’t want any of the beautiful girls given to me for free.
It's really no fun at all.
Jiuli cursed a few times in his heart, but on the surface he still looked docile, not daring to make any mistakes for fear of being hit hard by Su Yan.
Su Yan didn't pay attention to Jiuli's eye roll just now, but took out his mobile phone and opened Qiandu Tieba, intending to seek professional help there.
I saw him pressing on the keyboard of his mobile phone at the speed of ten sprays per second, and soon posted a request for help in a bar called Taming the Beast.
Take a look at how the masters keep their own exotic beasts in captivity, and I want to learn from it.
After all, vixens are very wild and cannot be raised as ordinary cats and dogs.
You definitely need to learn some animal training skills.
For professional matters, you must consult professionals. It is not advisable to blindly raise exotic animals.
Soon, Su Yan posted a post in the bar: [How to tame a vixen?]
It didn’t take long for a bunch of enthusiastic netizens to reply quickly, and the speed was staggering.
[It is recommended that the title of How to Tame a Vixen be changed to How to Make Death!]
[You even dare to raise a vixen, I respect you as a man!]
[If you want to raise a vixen, you are not the first, nor will you be the last, but you may become the fastest to die, so come on! 】
[Don’t ask, those who raised vixens died young, and the grass on their graves has grown two meters high!]
Su Yan read the replies from friends, most of whom were sarcastic and sarcastic, but did not get the answers he wanted.
Soon, Su Yanjiu posted another request for help: [How to prevent alien beasts from backstabbing?]
As soon as the post was posted, enthusiastic friends came again and responded quickly to answer their questions.
[Start domesticating from cubs, so that you can avoid being backstabbed by foreign beasts to a certain extent. 】
[Conquer it with strong strength. Those who obey me will live and those who go against me will die, so that it will not dare to change its mind.]
[I have a good idea, that is, carry a turtle shell on your back. In this case, it is absolutely impossible for the silly beast to stab you in the back! 】
Su Yan glanced at the latest reply and couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth slightly.
Good guy, in order to prevent being backstabbed by strange beasts, I chose to carry a turtle shell...
I have to say, it’s really yours!
As expected of you, sand sculpture netizen!
After posting two posts in a row, Su Yan still couldn't get the answer he wanted.
But he was not discouraged and posted another post: [If exotic animals are released, how to prevent them from running away with buckets?]
Replies from enthusiastic friends arrived as expected.
[An alien beast wants to run away with a bucket? It is probably used to it, so just give it a few more beatings.]
[If the alien wants to run away, then as an animal trainer, you really should take a hard look at it and see if there is anything you did wrong.]
[Running away? I have the essence and blood to locate it. If it runs to the ends of the earth, I can catch it. It will be hungry for three days once it runs. If it is too hungry, it will not dare to run. 】
When he saw the four words "essence and blood location" in the latest reply, Su Yan's eyes suddenly lit up.
After posting three posts in a row, I finally got the answer I wanted.
Thinking about this, Su Yan immediately opened Qiandu Encyclopedia to find out what the essence and blood positioning skill was.
Then I learned that this is a course in the animal training major of the university. After mastering it, you can inject your own blood and essence into the body of the alien beast, so that you can use the power of blood to accurately locate the alien beast.
After understanding the role of the skill of essence and blood positioning, Su Yan began to search for tutorials on the Internet.
However, after searching for it, I found nothing, and I didn't get the tutorial I wanted.
It seems that this skill has a certain degree of confidentiality and is not open to the public for learning.
In the end, Su Yan had no choice but to contact the friend in the post.
Replied to him: [Boss, is there a tutorial on how to locate essence and blood? It’s paid!]
very quickly.
The bar friend replied: [Contact information has been sent to private message, add me on Fetion for details. 】
After seeing this reply, Su Yan immediately opened his private message on Tieba, and then saw the contact information sent by the bar friend.
【+v:syq797666】
Su Yan added the other person's Fetion account according to the number in the private message, and found out that the other person was actually his Fetion friend.
It was the former student union president of Nanjiang University and the intern principal of Luocheng No. 1 Middle School, a dairy school girl named Song Yuqin.
It is said that after graduating from Nanjiang University half a month ago, he became a full-time official and is now the full-time principal of Luocheng No. 1 Middle School, the youngest person in history.
Su Yan didn't expect it to be such a coincidence, so he immediately sent a message to Song Yuqin.
Someone Su: Mr. Song, are you asleep?
Song Yuqin: Not yet, no serious person can go to bed so early!
Mr. Su: I have one thing to say and one thing is true. I have always felt that School Song was quite unruly.
Song Yuqin: If you can speak, speak more. It’s best to publish a book! Angry.jpg
Someone Su: That’s exactly what I meant.
Song Yuqin:......
Song Yuqin: Su Yan, you can't find a girlfriend like this.
Mr. Su: Mr. Song, you may not believe it, but I am already in two different situations.
Song Yuqin: What a scumbag. What I, Song, hate the most are scumbags!
Song Yuqin: By the way, a friend of mine asked me to ask, would you mind having three girlfriends?
Someone Su:???
A friend of mine asked me to ask...
You are such a restless woman...
I'm afraid she's a lustful woman who lusts after my body...
Su Yan complained a few words in his mind, and then Song Yuqin quickly sent another message.
Song Yuqin: Junior, what do you want to do if you stay up in the middle of the night to look for senior?
Song Yuqin: Do you want to have some in-depth communication with your senior sister late at night to enhance your relationship?
Someone Su: That's almost it. Laughing awkwardly.jpg
Song Yuqin: Don’t sweat soybeans, it looks disgusting. Also, don’t call me Principal Song, it sounds so old. It’s best to call me Senior Sister Song.
Haha...you will be the one to send me to my senior sister...
Su Yan muttered something in his heart, and then got down to the topic.
Someone Su: Senior sister, you may not believe it, but the poster who just asked you for a tutorial on essence and blood positioning in the forum is me.
Song Yuqin: Ah? What a coincidence?
Su Mou: It's a bit of a coincidence. I didn't expect that my senior sister also likes to surf the Internet in the middle of the night.
Song Yuqin: Hey, since it’s such a coincidence, it means the two of us are destined.
Song Yuqin: Well, junior, if you want to learn essence and blood positioning, just take the time to come to senior’s house, and senior will give you one-on-one teaching.
Someone Su: Senior sister, this may not work well. I’ve been having trouble getting out of bed recently.
Someone Su: Senior sister, do you have any relevant video tutorials? If so, can you send me a copy?
Song Yuqin: Junior fellow, the effect of video learning is not good. It’s better for senior sister to teach you.
Someone Su: Senior sister, I really don’t have time.
Song Yuqin: It doesn't matter. We can change the date. Senior sister has plenty of time.
Seeing this, Su Yan was a little speechless, wondering why these women looked like wolves and tigers when they saw him, and they wanted to eat him?
Is it because I have swallowed too many ghost beads recently and increased my charm too much?
Thinking of this, Su Yan couldn't help but feel a little distressed.
It seems that sometimes being too handsome or too charming may not necessarily be a good thing.
After saying something narcissistic in his heart, Su Yan began to reply a message to Song Yuqin.
Someone Su: Senior sister, you’d better send me a video tutorial, and I’ll treat you to dinner at some time. The place is up to you.
Song Yuqin: Okay, I'll look for it on my computer first, and I'll sort it out and send it to you via email later.
Someone Su: Thank you, senior, it’s really helpful. This is my email address [email protected].
Song Yuqin: Well, okay.
Seeing that Su Yan had been playing with his mobile phone with his head down, Jiuli on the bed felt that he had been left out, and for a while he couldn't help but get flirty again.
She looked at Su Yan beside the bed with confused eyes, and said in a soft voice: "Sir, it's such a long night, it's so boring to sit alone and play with your mobile phone. Why not play games with Jiuli."
Su Yan looked at Jiuli when he heard the sound, glared at her and said, "You're sick again, aren't you? You're feeling uncomfortable again, aren't you? Do you want me to make you drink hot water?"
"Sir, Jiuli doesn't like to drink hot water. Jiuli prefers to drink beans..."
Before Jiuli could finish her words, Su Yan directly used biological pressure to suppress her and made her unable to move on the bed to prevent her from continuing to push her.
Jiuli was suppressed on the bed. Not to mention that he could not move his body, he could not even make a sound. He was so angry that he wanted to hit someone.
They have been scolding Su Yan for being a straight man who was born alone, never had a girlfriend in his life, would be lonely until old age, and could only be a bachelor his whole life.
"Shock~"
At this moment, the mobile phone in Su Yan's hand suddenly twitched violently.
When I opened it, I found a folder sent by Song Yuqin in the mailbox.
After downloading and opening it, you will see that it is the video tutorial on essence and blood positioning that you have been thinking about for a long time.
Su Yan clicked to play the video, and at the same time said to Jiuli behind him: "Lie on the bed and play, don't disturb me, or you will just suppress it all night."
After saying that, he took back the biological pressure released from his body and gave Jiuli a free body.
"Oh, Jiuli knows."
Jiuli responded perfunctorily, and then quietly played with his new tail.
Seeing that Jiuli was quite sensible, Su Yan stopped caring about her and concentrated on watching the video tutorial.
"Essence and blood positioning is a secret method of taming animals that has been passed down since the ancient times."
"The principle is very simple. It is to condense a drop of blood essence from your own body into a crystal form, and then feed it to the alien beasts."
"When the alien beast swallows the blood essence, the drop of blood essence will be integrated into the monster core of the alien beast. Then the owner of the blood essence can accurately locate the location of the alien beast through blood induction."
"This principle sounds simple, but in practice it is very difficult."
"The first difficulty is the process of concentration of essence and blood. It takes less than half a year to learn, and most people can't master it."
"The second difficulty is that if the blood essence is to be successfully integrated into the demon core, the alien beast must have a certain degree of adaptability to the blood essence. Otherwise, bloodline conflicts will occur in minutes, leading to sudden death."
"The third difficulty is that the process of integrating the essence and blood into the demon core is very painful. Many strange beasts will die suddenly because they cannot bear the pain during this period."
"Solutions to the above difficulties..."
The instructional video explains it in a nutshell.
Su Yan listened attentively throughout the whole process and felt that he understood and mastered it to some extent.
As for Jiuli, who had been listening to the tutorial on the bed, he became more and more frightened the more he listened.
The integration process is very painful, and it is easy to die suddenly. Is this meant to murder the vixen?
Jiuli couldn't help it anymore, and immediately asked with a pitiful look on his face: "Sir, do you want to locate the essence and blood of Jiuli?"
"um, yes."
Su Yan said in a very calm tone.
Hearing Su Yan's answer, Jiuli immediately became unhappy and risked being punished to refuse: "That will hurt a lot, and I don't want it!"
Su Yan said in an indifferent tone: "This is the master's task, and you can't help but say no."
Jiuli was speechless and said, "You say it in rhyme, are you rapping?"
Su Yan rolled his eyes at Jiuli, then ignored her and continued watching the teaching in the video.
Jiuli wanted to struggle when he saw this, and then he advised Su Yan:
"Sir, the teacher in the video just now said that it takes half a year to learn essence and blood positioning. Instead of spending time learning it, you might as well love Jiuli and cultivate a good relationship during these six months."
"In this way, Jiuli will definitely never leave you. This is much easier to use than any essence and blood positioning. Do you think it makes sense, sir?"
After saying that, Jiuli looked at Su Yan lovingly, giving him crazy hints and hints.
Su Yan found it a bit funny and immediately replied to her: "Don't look at me as a genius with your mediocre eyes. My learning ability far exceeds your poor imagination."
After saying that, Su Yan just finished watching the video tutorial, turned off his phone and started practicing.
Then he pricked his thumb with a sharp object and started the concentration and extraction of blood essence.
Soon, the first actual combat exercise ended in failure. It failed to concentrate the blood essence into a lens, but simply kept it all.
Seeing Su Yan about to wipe away the blood, Jiuli immediately stepped forward to stop him and said, "Sir, this blood essence contains your essence, don't waste it."
"You want to eat?"
"I want to eat!"
Jiuli nodded frequently.
After hearing what Jiuli said, Su Yan stretched out his hand in front of her and asked her to clean it up.
Seeing this, Jiuli showed no restraint and decisively ordered a late-night snack with a pleased expression on his face.
After Jiuli finished cleaning the essence and blood on his hands, Su Yan continued his actual combat training.
For the next half hour, Su Yan kept concentrating the blood essence over and over again, but failed every time.
Fortunately, his healing ability is very strong, otherwise the amount of bleeding would be enough for him.
As for the little Jiuli beside him, he looked satisfied every time he ate, and there were faint signs of growing a sixth tail.
"What exactly is the problem here? Why is it only a little closer every time?"
Su Yan looked at his thumb and fell into deep thought. He reviewed his many failed practical exercises to see what went wrong.
During this review, time passed like water.
Start with ten minutes per thought.
Jiu Li on the side was bored with waiting, so he picked up Su Yan's cell phone by accident, as if he was checking in with his girlfriend.
She clicked on the phone screen and found that there was no screen lock!
Decisively, I went in and opened Fetion!
Once you open Fetion, you will see Song Yuqin's Fetion avatar.
There is a little red dot on it and there is a missed message.
Jiuli continued to seek death and clicked on the Fetion message sent by Song Yuqin.
Song Yuqin: Junior, have you received the video tutorial on essence and blood positioning?
After seeing the content of the message, Jiuli immediately became angry!
That’s not true!
It turns out it was you, the sexy bitch, who sent the video tutorial to the straight man!
You bad woman, I, Jiuli, curse you to stay single all your life!
Jiuli was furious and kept slandering Song Yuqin.
While cursing, a bold idea suddenly came to her mind, and she wanted to teach this hateful man and woman a lesson.
Then he sent a message to Song Yuqin using Su Yan's Fetion.