Chapter 143 You said that you are old enough to have children? No! This must be someone else's shot!
Early the next morning, Sister Big Banana woke up from her sweet dream with a smile on her face.
She dreamed that she and a high-ranking and proud person in the field of evolution received the certificate, and then climbed up a branch and became a phoenix, leading a noble and prosperous life.
"It's a pity it's a dream."
Sister Big Banana sighed, and then couldn't wait to open the phone screen to see if the net cast last night caught any fish.
When I clicked on Fetion, I saw at first glance that they were all message replies, filling the entire screen.
Qin Hansheng: I'm sorry, I like my sister, but I don't like my sister.
Li Jiawei: Haha, happy breakup, I wish you happiness. You can find someone better, but it’s definitely not me. Can you please stop disturbing me?
Yin Shuisheng: If you have a partner, don’t disturb him.
Liu Guanyuan: Haha, you just found another boy to talk to after a breakup, are you in heat?
Zhang Kaizi: It just so happens that I fell out of love during my graduation season, so why don’t we just stay together.
...
Sister Big Banana quickly glanced at the messages on the screen, and then her eyes instantly fell on Zhang Kaizi's reply, her face full of joy.
Done!
Accidentally became one again!
Sister Big Banana looked ecstatic.
She still had an impression of Zhang Kaizi, who was a student from Luocheng No. 1 Middle School. He looked tall and thin, and generally not very good-looking.
However, his biology level reached the advanced category, and he performed well in the college entrance examination and successfully entered a key university.
In other words, this property will be perfect in the future. As long as it has luxury cars and mansions, it will be a very good choice for a spouse.
After calming down a little bit.
Sister Big Banana clicked on Zhang Kaizi’s Fetion avatar and sent him a message.
Sister Jiao: Good morning, my Kaizi.
Kaizi: Good morning, my banana.
Zhang Kaizi responded to the message immediately, which flattered Big Banana and felt that he was not just greedy for her body.
But with love, it is possible to go to the wedding banquet hall, and the future can be happy!
Get better!
No need to cast a net again!
Sister Big Banana was filled with joy, and then she slid down the screen and clicked on Su Yan's Fetion.
Since the end of the college entrance examination for more than a month, she had flirted with Su Yan several times on Fetion to see if she could get rich.
As a result, she was very surprised to find that this so-called number one scholar in the evolutionary department of Nanjiang Province was actually a pure and straight man, and she was disgusted every time she flirted with him in Feixin.
Either he is eating, he needs to take a shower, or he is sleepwalking, and sometimes he even refuses to reply to Fetion.
Su Yan's behavior instantly made Sister Big Banana, who had been licking many dogs since she was a child, feel very frustrated and unhappy.
And this time, she just wanted to get back some ground from this steely straight man.
I thought I would treat him the same way I would treat him, and make him feel disgusted.
"What can I send you?"
"If, like before, I send this steely man some pretentious text, he will definitely not pay much attention to it."
Sister Big Banana sat on the bed and thought hard for a while, and suddenly her beautiful eyes lit up.
She came up with a good idea!
That is!
——Using mom as bait!
This is a technique she learned over time in the holy land of the Internet. Using her own mother as bait, she can catch exactly one fish every time!
Thinking about it, Sister Big Banana sent Su Yan such a message.
Sister Jiao: My mother just passed away...
As expected!
Su Yan quickly replied to her message, and the content of the message seemed unclear.
Su Yan: Don't be too sad. Please bear with me and accept the change. Believe that life will be better tomorrow.
whee!
The fish is hooked!
Sister Big Banana smiled and then sent another message to Su Yan.
Sister Jiao: Yeah, yeah, but I’m so sad now, my chest is so tight and painful.
Su Yan: If necessary, you can complain to me. That might make you feel better.
Seeing Su Yan's reply, Sister Big Banana almost laughed out loud.
The reason why she was so filial just now and didn't hesitate to use her mother as bait was because she was waiting for Su Yan's words!
It is convenient for me to take revenge on him next time to avenge the previous one.
Thinking.
Sister Big Banana immediately moved her slender fingers and clicked several times to send a message to Su Yan.
Sister Jiao: No need, I have a boyfriend.
After sending this message, Sister Big Banana showed a smile of victory on her face, and finally disgusted this steely straight man on Fetion.
But before she could be happy for too long, Su Yan sent her such a message back.
Su Yan: I have a mother.
I have a mother... After seeing this message from Su Yan, Big Banana's heart immediately exploded.
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And the other side.
Building 4, Zhongyuan, Dormitory 404.
Su Yan was sitting in the living room having breakfast. When he saw the message sent to him by Sister Big Banana on Fetion, he once suspected that there was something wrong with this woman's mind.
What's so special, a boyfriend came to me to complain. After complaining, he said that he had a boyfriend to complain to and didn't need anyone else to comfort him.
Simply bizarre!
Su Yan cursed a few times in his mind, then put down his phone and finished the porridge in front of him in a few gulps.
He will still have something to go out for.
I need to be in a hurry, so I can't just sit around and drink porridge.
After clearing the dishes on the table.
Su Yan washed his face and then went to the door to change into outdoor shoes.
At this moment, the mobile phone in his pocket suddenly twitched violently.
Open it and take a look.
It's a message from Qin Yao.
Qin Yao: Su Yan, I'm going out from home now. I'll meet you at the school gate in about ten minutes.
Su Yan: Okay, see you later.
Today is Saturday, and Qin Yao is on vacation. Before going to bed last night, he told Su Yan on Fetion that he wanted to come to Beijing University to take a look.
Then he asked Su Yan if he was free, and if he could take a fellow countryman like him to visit Beijing University tomorrow.
Su Yan thought that he would have nothing to do tomorrow and wanted to visit the training hall that he had not visited last time, so he agreed to Qin Yao's request.
...
ten minutes later.
As soon as Su Yan walked to the school gate, he saw Qin Yao standing under a tree and waiting.
He immediately stepped forward to greet her with a smile and said, "Classmate Qin Yao, have you been waiting for a long time?"
Hearing Su Yan's voice, Qin Yao looked up, then smiled sweetly and said, "No, I just arrived and was about to send you a Fetion letter, and then I heard you calling me."
"That's...that's good."
While saying this, Su Yan looked at Qin Yao today out of male instinct.
He noticed that Qin Yao seemed to be able to dress up a bit today.
The pretty face that was originally very charming and good-looking even without makeup now has a rare layer of light makeup, making it look even more delicate and beautiful.
If you take a closer look, it’s not just makeup, but also some accessories that add feminine charm.
The originally taupe-brown pupils now look bright fluorescent blue, and the eyelashes on the upper and lower sides seem to be much longer than in the impression, making her beautiful eyes look much bigger.
The whole thing looks like the big eyes of Kazilan in TV commercials.
Then, there are a pair of lightweight star earrings on the small and cute earlobes, which match the white neck very well, adding a mature woman's charm and looking very attractive.
Then, Su Yan's eyes moved away from Qin Yao's delicate face, and instead fell on her exquisite and delicate body, which had always aroused pride.
What came into view immediately was a light pink thin shirt. It looked very breathable, but it covered the body very well without revealing a trace of white. It was a magical design.
Looking further down, you can see a light pink knee-length skirt, revealing a pair of calves that make you want to control your legs. They are slender and smooth, making you want to hold them in your hands and play with them.
Moving his eyes further down, he saw a pair of simple canvas shoes. Paired with this slightly cool outfit, he looked very pure.
Looking at Qin Yao in front of him, Su Yan couldn't help feeling that this was such a charming existence.
It's a pity that she is a girl, destined to become a tigress on the road of evolution.
Once he gets along with her, his subsequent evolutionary career will definitely be affected.
What a pity, what a pity.
Qin Yao didn't know whether Su Yan was thinking about this or not. She only knew that he was looking at her unabashedly at this moment, and his pretty face suddenly turned red, and he felt a little shy.
Seeing Qin Yao blushing, Su Yan knew that his gaze was too blatant and made other girls shy.
He immediately smiled at Qin Yao and said, "Qin Yao, let's go, I'll take you around Beijing University."
Qin Yao's head was steaming, and she nodded a little shyly: "Yes."
In the next half hour.
The two casually walked around Beijing University.
They said they wanted to walk around the campus together, but Su Yan, who had already walked around once yesterday, was obviously a little less curious when he accompanied Qin Yao on the walk this time.
It just feels a bit boring.
I even began to regret agreeing to Qin Yao. I thought I would not have agreed if I had known better. If I had time, I would go talk to Sister Zhou and ask where I could go hunting in Kyoto.
This is much more fragrant than now.
It's a pity that time cannot be turned back.
The girl I have dated has to go ahead with the date with tears in my eyes and stay with her honestly.
Qin Yao on the other side was not interested in drinking at the moment. She said she wanted to visit the Beijing University campus, but in fact she just wanted to date Su Yan.
On the first day she arrived in Kyoto, she had already walked around Kyoto University accompanied by her sister Qin Min, and she had long been tired of seeing it.
Wandering around.
Two young people who were not good at talking had nothing to talk about.
"Classmate Qin Yao, why don't we go to the training hall of Beijing University and have a look."
Su Yan gave Qin Yao such a suggestion. He had long wanted to go to the training hall to see what equipment was available so that he could make training plans in the future.
Qin Yao had no objection, she nodded and said, "Yes."
At this moment, she was becoming more and more shy when facing Su Yan.
Cherish your words like gold and don't say them, even your voice is as thin as the sound of mosquitoes.
She had never thought before that when she and Su Yan were alone together, she would be much smaller than usual. It was really strange.
that's all.
The two hit it off immediately and walked unhurriedly towards the training hall.
Training hall.
When Su Yan and Qin Yao arrived at the gate of the training hall, a group of young men and women, as well as a gray-haired old man, were gathered outside the door, talking and laughing.
"Teacher Liu, congratulations, congratulations on having a baby. The baby will be born. Please remember to bring it to the school with your teacher's wife for us students to see."
"Harm, that must be no problem!"
After saying that, the old man in the crowd sighed with emotion: "I didn't expect that I, Liu, am now 82 years old, but I can still marry a beautiful 28-year-old wife."
"And I also succeeded in getting my wife pregnant with a baby. It seems that I, Liu, am really going strong and strong. I am worthy of being a teacher at the Qi and Blood Academy."
The uncle sighed with emotion, and suddenly he looked proud, thinking that he was really awesome.
Su Yan was surprised when he heard this.
This man is 82 years old, how can he still marry a 28-year-old wife?
Even got someone pregnant?
Are you sure someone didn't come here with the baby to stage some kind of inheritance drama?
Su Yan felt a little confused.
According to the evolutionary theory knowledge he has learned so far, before the human race evolves to the epic level, its lifespan will not change much, and it will last another ten or twenty years.
As for the old man in front, judging from his biological information panel, his biological level is only half an epic level.
At this level, it is completely impossible to have a child at the age of 82.
Because the activity is gone.
This is probably the kind of thing that makes you happy to be a father.
Just when Su Yan was thinking about all this, Qin Yao on the side whispered: "Su Yan, this teacher Liu is so amazing. He can still have a child at such an advanced age."
Su Yan on the side smiled and said, "I think it's not so much that he is great, but that his young wife is great."
Qin Yao was a little confused after hearing this, and asked doubtfully: "What do you mean?"
Su Yan said: "I will tell you a story about my friend and you will know."
Qin Yao was even more confused: "Telling a story?"
Su Yan smiled and then began to tell the story of his friend.
"I have a friend who is an excellent monster hunter."
"Every once in a while, he would go to some deep mountains and old forests to hunt exotic animals."
"But one day, when he went out in a hurry, he mistakenly took out an abandoned shotgun without bullets."
"As soon as he walked into the deep mountains and old forests, a trickster chicken suddenly jumped out of the bushes in front of him and rushed towards him with its teeth and claws."
"At this time, he habitually raised the shotgun in his hand and fired at the trickster chicken as his usual big baby shotgun."
"Immediately afterwards, there was a bang, and the trickster chicken was shot and fell to the ground for some reason. It died suddenly on the spot."
"At this time, the hunter was frightened for a while, because he found that his shotgun turned out to be a useless gun that he had discarded decades ago. There was not a single bullet in it, and there was no smoke coming from the muzzle at this moment."
"Then the question is, how did the trickster chicken in front of him get shot and fall?"
Hearing this, Qin Yao whispered: "Could someone else have fired the shot?"
"Classmate Qin Yao, you are right, this was the gun fired by someone else."
Su Yan said with a meaningful smile.
Then, he said: "Let's go to the training hall and have a preview of what college life will be like in more than a month."
After saying that, he took steps and walked into the training hall in front.
Seeing this, Qin Yao behind him immediately followed closely behind.