Chapter 148 Night falls! Let's hunt those dark creatures together!
By the time Jiuli finished soaking his feet, it was already two o'clock in the afternoon.
At this moment.
Su Yan, who only had breakfast but no lunch, couldn't help but feel a little hungry.
He immediately looked at Jiuli, who was lying on the sofa next door and playing with his mobile phone, and said loudly: "I'm a little hungry. Let's go to the school supermarket to buy food and cook."
"Sir, are you kidding me?"
Jiuli turned his head and looked at Su Yan, his beautiful eyes filled with disbelief, thinking that he had heard wrongly.
Earlier, Su Yan asked her to do housework and other things in the future. She thought it was just a casual comment by Su Yan because he was so idle.
But from now on, it seems that this steely straight man is serious!
Seeing Jiuli looking at him with an expression like "Are you kidding me?" Su Yan just said lightly: "I'm not kidding."
"Ah this...!"
Hearing this, Jiuli's face turned green, and he began to complain in his heart.
No way? No way? No way?
This straight man, who doesn’t have enough money for food, rice, oil or salt, doesn’t really want to use himself as a nanny, does he?
You don’t really want to do housework by yourself, do you?
As a fox-eared girl who is the dream of 1.3 billion teenagers, I, Jiu Li, don’t say how delicate and delicate I am in normal times, but at least I don’t have any traces of beauty.
As for you, a straight man who doesn't take soft and hard words, it's fine. It doesn't matter if you don't love me, but now you still want me to do housework?
What kind of international joke are you kidding?
Thinking of this, Jiuli said with great reluctance: "Sir, Jiuli has never cooked since he was a child. Aren't you making things difficult for others?"
"It's okay. You can make some dishes that you can cook first. I'm not picky about food."
"Sir, it's really not that Jiuli doesn't want to cook, but that he really doesn't know how to cook."
Jiuli acted coquettishly when she disagreed, and begged: "Sir, how about we order takeout, or go out to eat."
No matter how coquettishly Jiuli acted, Su Yan on the side remained unmoved.
Finally he just said faintly:
"I don't want to say it again. If you really don't know how to cook, then just make some simple dishes later that you can use your hands."
"For example, make some scrambled eggs with tomatoes, boiled vegetables, cold cucumbers, etc."
“Can’t these be done with hands?”
Seeing that Su Yan insisted on letting him cook, Jiuli immediately became disgruntled.
At the same time, I began to curse in my heart.
Everyone knows the truth!
The dishes you mentioned are indeed simple and all you need is skill.
but!
Won't I do it?
I don’t want to do this, okay?
Stinky steel straight man!
Deserve to live alone!
You really don’t know how to take care of girls at all!
After finishing the slander in my heart.
Jiuli looked at Su Yan with an annoyed look on his face and said, "You want scrambled eggs with tomatoes, right? You want boiled vegetables, right? You want cold cucumbers, right?"
"I'll explain it in advance. If it doesn't taste good later, don't find fault with it."
Su Yan smiled and said, "Don't worry about this. As long as you don't deliberately make it taste bad to disgust me, I won't be picky about you."
Seeing Su Yan smiling, Jiuli felt annoyed for some reason.
I couldn't help but roll my eyes at him.
Then he stretched out his hand in front of him and said, "Give me the money and I'll go out to buy groceries."
"Don't you have any money?"
Su Yan frowned and said, obviously wanting to spend the rest of the dinner in vain.
Jiuli lied without blinking: "I spent all my money on clothes last night."
"real or fake?"
Su Yan said with a suspicious look on his face.
He suspected that Jiuli was lying to him, but he had no evidence.
In the end, I could only open Fetion and send her a red envelope worth 50 yuan.
Then he said aloud: "I just sent you a 50-yuan red envelope on Fetion. You can buy whatever you want to eat. If you don't have enough, you can pay for it yourself."
"Oh, by the way, if you want to make scrambled eggs with tomatoes at night, you don't need to go out of your way to buy tomatoes. I can take care of the tomatoes here."
"Oh, I got it."
Jiuli responded perfunctorily.
Then he put on a pair of outdoor shoes and reluctantly went out to buy groceries.
After Jiuli left.
Su Yan took out his phone and checked the time.
There are still more than six hours before we go to the ancient house at 9pm, so there is still plenty of time.
There is still such a long time and I don’t feel sleepy, so what should I do?
Su Yan thought about it for a while, and finally decided that it would be better to read some novels to pass the time.
Reading starts at a certain point...
Bookshelf: five novels
Status: All eunuchs
"Nima!"
"Why are they all eunuchs!?"
"My investment!"
Looking at the five eunuch books on the bookshelf, Su Yan almost fainted from anger.
There were two books among which he was very optimistic and even invested millions of coins in them.
The results of it?
All the eunuchs!
"If I look at the books written by you five Dongchang father-in-laws from now on, I, Mr. Su, will be the culprit!"
Su Yan cursed angrily, and then blocked the five eunuch authors.
Then, all five eunuch books were removed from the bookshelf.
very quickly.
He likes supernatural novels and opened the best-seller list in the supernatural and suspense category.
See if there are any good new books above.
Once the category bestseller list was opened, eight unfamiliar book titles came into Su Yan's eyes.
"Yin Yang Ferry: Styx Boater"
"Invincibility starts from digging graves in the cemetery"
"Global Paper Making: Me! Paper Taoist"
"The Strongest Mr. Yin Yang in History"
"Sign in: Me! The man who sewn corpses in the city"
"Suspense: The Master of Beauty in the Magic City"
"Global Coffin Bearers: Me! Super Double"
"The Years I Worked as a Corpse Driver in the Earthly World"
"What's going on?"
"When did there appear to be eight best-selling books in the supernatural category?"
"Besides, there are quite a lot of words?"
Looking at the top eight book titles in the supernatural and suspense category, Su Yan was a little confused for a moment.
When he had nothing to do, he would read some novels, but he had never seen such eight best-selling books.
And the most important thing is.
None of these eight best-selling books look like new books, and each of them starts with a million words.
Su Yan felt very puzzled, and then opened these new books one by one.
The result was a shocking discovery!
Good guy!
All new books uploaded yesterday!
And all of them were uploaded with millions of words in one day!
Huh? Wait!
Why do the authors of these eight books all use the same pseudonym format?
Yin Yang punters?
Yin Yang Paper Taoist?
Yin Yang coffin bearers?
...
Yin Yang corpse chaser?
Yin Yang Grave Digger?
Could it be that......
Are these eight books produced by the studio?
Wait! Studio?
Isn't it the Yin Yang Union?
Su Yan suddenly thought of this and felt that this was most likely what happened.
As a result, he fell into his thoughts and whispered a few words to himself in a low voice.
"Why is it this Yin Yang Union again?"
"What kind of organization is this?"
"Forget it, let's ask Sister Zhou tonight."
Talking to himself, Su Yan collected all eight novels on the bookshelf.
Just when he was about to click on the novel titled Global Coffin Bearer to see what was written in it, a golden alliance leader floated over with a reward.
I go!
A gold alliance worth 100,000 yuan?
What book is so awesome?
Can readers reward you with a reward of 100,000 yuan?
This novel, which received huge rewards from readers, successfully attracted Su Yan's attention.
"One Hundred Days to the College Entrance Examination Countdown: Me! The last in the school! Winning the No. 1 Scholar in the country"
"Why is the title of this book so long?"
"Huh? What's going on? How come this book is finished with less than 500,000 words?"
"It's just Braille. If nothing else happens, I should be able to read it all before dinner. I'm done."
Thinking of this, Su Yan decisively started reading this short and weak novel.
Let’s see what kind of fairy grass a book that ends with 500,000 words and is rewarded with 100,000 yuan will be.
Very quickly, two hours passed.
At this time, Jiuli, who had gone out to buy groceries, was already busy in the kitchen.
Su Yan, who was lying on his side on the sofa, had just finished reading the novel.
"Damn it! This plot is awesome!"
"This author is too good, isn't he?"
"Is there such an operation?"
"How can you still be so pretentious?"
"Can you even show your holiness in front of such people?"
Su Yan finished reading the novel and quit reading at a certain point, but he still couldn't help but sigh.
At this moment, he was shocked by this short and weak novel with only 500,000 words.
It was the first time I saw how people can be so pretentious!
The novel begins with a 100-day countdown to the college entrance examination, and the protagonist at this time is an ultimate academic scumbag who ranks last in the school.
He is a student majoring in cultural studies, and he chose a liberal arts major in politics, history and geography.
After the third year of high school, the total score of the six subjects in each exam will not exceed 200 points.
There is basically no hope of further education.
You can consider going home to fish in advance.
And just then!
The protagonist, whose future is dark, suddenly gets a god-learning system.
Various learning abilities are super doubled.
Ever since.
With one hundred days left for the college entrance examination, he turned on the king mode.
In the next eight provincial joint entrance examinations, the city's first model, and the city's second model, relying on the God of Learning system, it was overwhelming and defeating all the top students.
He became a top scholar in liberal arts.
And this time.
There are still thirty-three days until the college entrance examination.
Thirty-three days.
This is longer than a month.
At this time, the protagonist becomes anxious.
Thought.
Now that I am so awesome and powerful, I can no longer pretend.
But there are still thirty-three days before the college entrance examination!
Isn't it torture to be unable to show off and show off to others during such a long vacuum period?
Ever since!
The protagonist, who is full of wisdom, abandons literature and pursues science. Despite the dissuasion of the school leaders, he becomes a science student with zero foundation.
The school leader was so angry that he almost died in the office, thinking that the top scorer in the liberal arts department he had obtained was gone, and the school's performance was also lost.
And just when everyone was calling the protagonist a fool, the protagonist once again turned on the king mode!
In just twenty-two days, he began to defeat the science masters from all walks of life, and became a top science expert at the top of the list.
The protagonist made such an outrageous operation that shocked the whole country.
As the leader of the protagonist's school, he was so surprised that he almost couldn't breathe.
I originally thought it was a pity to lose a top scholar in liberal arts, but what I didn't expect was that in exchange for this, I got an even more awesome top scorer in science.
The excitement of these two extreme reversals really made the school leaders numb.
However, just when everyone thought that the protagonist would become today's science champion!
The protagonist, who felt exhausted even if he didn't show off all day, suddenly got into trouble again!
With eleven days left in the college entrance examination, my backhand was to give up and continue.
Completely ignoring everyone's opposition, he transformed from a science student to an evolutionary science student.
then.
When everyone calls him a fool!
He immediately started a new round of pretentious journey, defeating the evolution experts in various cities in the evolution college entrance examination, and became the strongest provincial champion in history.
Then.......
Complete book......
After reading this novel, Su Yan really had a lot to complain about.
I thought this plot was outrageous!
at the same time.
The protagonist’s actions are difficult to endure!
All I can say is that the protagonist really figured it out when it came to showing off.
There are few rivals.
He can be called the king of forcing.
Su Yan complained a few words in his mind, and then rewarded the ordinary leader for this novel.
Although the plot of this novel is very incredible, it can even be said to be completely unreasonable.
but!
Novels are not masterpieces. Isn’t reading novels just to pursue an unreasonable pleasure?
so!
Just feel good and that's it!
Who cares whether the plot makes sense or not?
Just when Su Yan was thinking about all this, a voice from Jiuli called softly from the other side of the dining table: "Sir, dinner is ready."
"coming!"
Su Yan responded.
then.
He was so hungry that he immediately jumped off the sofa.
Taking three steps and two steps at a time, he quickly came to the dining table and stopped.
What immediately caught his eye were four dishes and one soup neatly placed on the dining table.
Su Yan was a little surprised when he saw this scene at first, thinking that Jiuli was really secretive and could cook so many dishes, including soup.
However!
When he took a closer look!
This is so wrong!
Why are the four plates filled with scrambled eggs and tomatoes?
Even the soup pot is filled with tomato scrambled eggs!
What's going on here?
Could it be that if one portion of scrambled eggs with tomatoes is divided into five portions, it can be turned into four dishes and one soup?
What the hell is this a human thing to do?
Su Yan was puzzled and immediately asked in confusion: "Jiuli, why did you divide the tomato scrambled eggs into five portions?"
Jiuli said with a normal face: "Sir, you misunderstood. I did not divide the tomato scrambled eggs into five portions. There are five different dishes on the table."
Su Yan: "???"
When I put a question mark, it's not that I have a problem, but that I think you have a problem.
Seeing Su Yan's confused look, Jiuli immediately explained to him patiently.
"This plate is scrambled eggs with tomatoes."
"This plate is fried with eggs and tomatoes."
"This plate is boiled eggs with tomatoes."
"This plate is made of tomatoes cooked with eggs."
"What's in the pot is tomato and egg soup."
Jiuli stretched out her slender hands and pointed at the dishes one by one to explain the dishes to Su Yan.
Damn... After listening to Jiuli's serious explanation, Su Yan's whole face turned green.
He immediately questioned:
"What the hell are you doing to this fool?"
"What if you just change the name of the dish and it becomes a different dish?"
"Tell me, what's the difference between these five dishes?"
Suddenly questioned by Su Yan, Jiuli began to explain seriously.
I saw her pointing to the dishes on the dining table one by one, and saying:
"Sir, you see, these four dishes are different. The scrambled eggs with tomatoes have more eggs, while the scrambled eggs with tomatoes have more tomatoes."
"Furthermore, the weights of tomato-boiled eggs and egg-boiled tomatoes are also different. Compared with fried ones, they have more water and a softer texture."
"Then, the tomato and egg soup is even more different. Compared with the other four dishes, it contains a lot of water. It is a soup and not a vegetable."
"So to sum up, I made four dishes and one soup instead of five tomato scrambled eggs."
Jiuli explained to Su Yan this way.
It sounds very reasonable and convincing, and it's hard not to support it.
After hearing this, Su Yan on the side couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth slightly.
Then he couldn't help but said:
"It's said to be four dishes and one soup, but I suspect you just made one tomato scrambled egg, divided it into five parts, and then added water to each..."
Jiuli raised her beautiful eyebrows upon hearing this.
Then he said with a smile:
"Sir, Jiuli remembers what you said to others."
"As long as people don't deliberately make the food taste unpalatable, you won't be picky about the food."
After hearing what Jiuli said, Su Yan couldn't help but twitch the corners of his eyes slightly.
Then he forced a smile and said:
"Hehe...hehe...hehe, I think I said that."
"In that case, it's okay. Let's sit down and eat."
"Okay, sir."
Jiuli smiled proudly, and then walked with light steps to sit opposite Su Yan, feeling unprecedentedly comfortable in his heart.
After eating and taking a rest, the time soon came to 8:55 pm.
At this time, the mobile phone in Su Yan's pocket began to twitch skillfully.
He took out his phone and opened it and found that it was a Fetion message sent by Sister Zhou.
Sister Zhou: Brother Yan, I'm outside the school gate.
Su Yan: Okay, I'll come out right away.
After replying to this message, Su Yan returned to his usual style and flew out through the window.
He traveled through the air all the way to the gate of Beijing University.
"Brother Yan, here!"
As soon as Su Yan landed on the ground, Sister Zhou, who was opposite the school gate, immediately waved to him.
"Sister Zhou, how long does it take to ride a motorcycle to that ancient house?"
While Su Yan was walking towards Sister Zhou, he also asked her this question.
Sister Zhou replied: "If I drive faster here, I can get there in about half an hour."
"Then let's go, Sister Zhou, let's hunt those evil creatures trapped in the darkness together."
As soon as he finished speaking, Su Yan got directly on Sister Zhou's off-road motorcycle.