Chapter 167 Nine raccoons who break into the master's room at night!
Instead of calling me "sir," call me "dad"?
After hearing what his master said, Jiuli couldn't help but be a little stunned.
At the same time, there is a bit of shame and anger.
Call daddy?
How can you call me daddy?
This is simply an insult to the vixen!
Straight man, don't go too far!
At this moment.
Jiuli felt angry and annoyed, but he did not dare to speak out against Su Yan.
After all, no matter how you say it, Su Yan is the master and she is the favor, and you will easily get scolded if you commit the above.
Not everyone can be as outrageous as Naoki Hansawa, who can defeat his superiors and beat his bosses in various ways.
can only say.
Reality is reality, and it is quite different from fictional film and television works.
"Isn't my master fond of me? Why is he still bullying me like this?"
Jiuli felt very confused about this.
originally.
Judging from the behavior shown by her master just now, she thought he was fond of her and wanted to love her well.
Turns out great guys.
This sudden operation of calling daddy instead of calling adults made her confused.
As a vixen, she was not sure what her master was thinking.
Do you feel good about yourself?
Or are you simply in a good mood today?
Jiuli was unsure about this and felt a little unpredictable inside.
Thinking.
She decided to continue to test it, and to test it in a different way.
very quickly.
She blinked her eyes, pretending to be an ignorant little girl and said:
"Dad...Sir, I have a question in my mind that I want to ask you. Can you think of it?"
When he said this, Jiu Li felt a little confused for a moment, and almost shouted the word "Dad".
Fortunately, she responded quickly and corrected it in time, but it was still a little embarrassing.
Seeing Jiuli suddenly adopt this posture, Su Yan couldn't help but look at her meaningfully and smile.
He is a straight man, but not a fool.
He knew that Jiuli suddenly talked to him so frequently and abnormally, in order to test his favorability towards her.
By the way, you should explore your own bottom line. It is best to know the root cause so that you can become a monster in the future.
Thinking about it, Su Yan smiled softly and said, "There's nothing wrong with it. Just ask whatever you want. I'll answer everything I can."
Seeing that his master was so easy to talk to, Jiuli was instinctively suspicious.
But soon, she said what she had been thinking about for a long time.
Sentence after sentence:
"Sir, suppose you are locked up in a dormitory alone for a year and are not allowed to go out. Then you can choose me to accompany you in the dormitory or choose a mobile phone to use. Which one would you choose?"
While saying this, Jiuli also played with her beautiful legs in stockings, pretending to be unintentional.
It seems that he wants to increase his own value in this way.
Because she already knew that her master was a leg addict and was particularly obsessed with her beautiful legs.
Usually when I have nothing to do, I like to look at it with my peripheral vision, and I really enjoy watching it.
Seeing Jiuli suddenly showing off in front of him, Su Yan couldn't help but feel a little funny, thinking that she was too young.
Just using a pair of sexy legs, I want to hold myself.
Is this a bit too much to think about?
To know.
The world is so big, there are so many beauties, and there are so many little fairies with beautiful legs running all over the place.
Even a little exaggerated, one could say that beauties with long legs are as numerous as dogs, and beauties with white legs are everywhere.
It’s basically just a big handful, right?
And instead of talking about far away, talk about close.
Don’t Qin Yao and An Shihua look good?
My legs are also long and white, not inferior to your vixen, okay?
Just trying to use your beautiful legs to seduce yourself in the midst of thousands of flowers is just a joke.
After complaining a few words in my mind.
Su Yan calmed down his thoughts a little, looked at Jiuli aside and said:
“Do you have a power bank for your phone?”
He did not give a clear answer, but asked rigorously about the condition of the items.
ha?
power bank?
Jiuli was confused after hearing this, thinking that his master was quite strict.
Then he replied:
"The one I brought is a large-capacity one."
Su Yan nodded after hearing this, and then asked again: "Do you have a data cable?"
"Yes, I brought it."
"Does it have a charging head?"
“Take it with you, keep it with you, your phone comes with unlimited power and will never shut down!”
Jiuli was annoyed by Su Yan's questions, so he directly solved the battery problem for him.
Then he urged a little impatiently:
"Sir, please make your choice quickly. Stop asking people these weird questions all the time."
to be honest.
Jiuli suspected that her straight-faced master was a gangbanger, but there was no evidence.
so.
I can only pretend that nothing happened and continue to ask questions patiently and forcefully.
Su Yan, who was on the side, felt a little unhappy when Jiuli said this.
Thought.
This vixen is so hard!
How dare you speak to me like this?
See if I don’t beat you to death!
After thinking about it, Su Yan immediately frowned slightly and said, "Your statement is not valid!"
"Mobile phones need to be charged, how can they have unlimited power?"
"A mobile phone with unlimited power simply doesn't comply with the law of conservation of energy!"
Su Yan is an experienced bully expert, able to accurately grasp any controversial point and argue wildly.
Although he knew that what Jiuli said was hypothetical, he just wanted to catch her and force her to do it.
Just hit her with a combination of punches and knock her to the point of death. Let's see if she still dares to be impatient.
"I..."
After hearing what Su Yan said about the law of conservation of energy, Jiuli was really paralyzed.
I wonder if my master is too aggressive?
Damn it!
You are so capable!
Why don't you go to the construction site to raise objections?
Staying in Kyoto to study chemistry is really a waste of your talents.
After a few curse words in my heart.
Jiuli calmed down a little, and then said directly:
"I don't care, the phone has unlimited power anyway, do you choose me or the phone?"
"Let me ask again, is the brand of your mobile phone from Sydney or March?"
Su Yan skipped the battery question and asked about the brand of the phone instead.
Jiuli was dumbfounded after hearing this.
I couldn't help but twitch the corner of my mouth slightly, and then said with a bad look on my face: "Sydney brand!"
"Then there's no choice, because I don't like using Sydney mobile phones at all."
Su Yan shrugged helplessly.
The look on his whole face looked like I thought you were making things difficult for me, Fat Tiger.
——Idiot and leverage!
——Silly straight man!
——Idiot, idiot!
I finally solved the battery problem of my mobile phone, but suddenly the brand issue came up again.
This made Jiuli very angry.
He was so angry that his chest was heaving, and he was madly cursing his master.
After calming down a little, Jiu Li straightened up and said:
"Since you don't like the Sydney phone, I'll change it to the March phone for you."
"Is this okay?"
"Sir, please choose quickly!"
Jiuli urged again impatiently.
To be honest.
If she continued to be tortured like this, she felt that sooner or later she would be broken by her master.
after all.
Being bullied like this all the time, no one can stand it...
After hearing Jiuli say that it was a March mobile phone, Su Yan shook his head again and said:
"I still can't choose, because I'm very patriotic and there's no way I can use a March phone."
When he said this, Su Yan's face looked helpless.
As if to say.
It's not that I'm arguing, it's that I can't choose the options you gave me, so this question is unfair.
Damn...!
Jiuli's entire face turned dark.
Thought.
Is there something wrong with my master?
I'm afraid that if it's not a straight male's terminal cancer, but a gay's terminal cancer, it's completely hopeless.
otherwise.
Why is it so difficult to ask him a question?
After complaining a lot in my heart.
Jiuli took a deep breath, then rolled his eyes at his master and said:
"Sir, I beg you, please stop."
"If you continue to bully me, I will be beaten to death by you."
"Let's just say that the phone not only comes with unlimited power, but it is also your favorite brand, so you can always choose."
Finished.
Jiuli stared at Su Yan closely, waiting silently for him to make a choice.
Jiuli: (??_??) I’m staring at——
"Well, then I can choose..."
Under Jiuli's death gaze, Su Yan nodded pretending to be satisfied.
Then he said as always:
"There is no problem with the mobile phone, but I think you still have some problems here."
"I want to ask, when you are with me, will you act like a monster?"
"If you are a demon, then I won't be able to choose the options in this question."
Again and again.
Su Yan found his leverage again and began to pick on poor Jiuli inhumanely.
"Ah ah ah, I'm going crazy!"
Jiuli was driven crazy by Su Yan, and felt that his weak body was going to be broken by him.
Thinking who are these people?
How can you be so arrogant!
Did he do this on purpose?
At this moment, Jiuli suspected that his master was deliberately trying to argue with him.
After all, with his bad character, he could do such an unworthy thing.
But it’s still the same old saying.
I suspect he did it on purpose, but I have no evidence...
The more Jiuli thought about it, the angrier he became. The angrier he became, the more he thought about it. As he thought about it, he almost lost his temper.
But there is no way.
after all.
He can't beat him again and again, and he can't beat him after scolding him.
In the end, he could only endure it and said:
"Don't be a monster, just warm the bed!"
Jiuli said this very happily, wanting to end this problem quickly and liberate himself.
"Don't be a monster, just warm the bed..."
Su Yan nodded after hearing this, and then asked twice: "Are you wearing stockings?"
Jiuli gritted his teeth and said, "If you like it, I will wear it. If you don't like it, I won't wear it!"
At this moment, she felt that she was almost reaching her limit, and she would collapse if there was another straw.
It's a pity that Su Yan didn't have the idea to pity her.
Instead, he asked again:
"and you......"
However, before he could finish speaking, Jiu Li next to him became furious.
Just drop this sentence:
"You can choose whether you want to stay alone in the dormitory until you grow old. I don't want to accompany you yet!"
Finished.
Jiuli stood up and left the sofa with a puff of anger. He took three steps and two steps at a time, and quickly walked into his boudoir and shut himself up.
Su Yan was left alone laughing wildly.
"The drooling fox is autistic, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
"Haha!"
"..."
Smiling and smiling.
Su Yan suddenly burped, and then felt that everything was boring.
He stopped laughing in a boring way.
Seeing that the time was almost up, he got up and left the sofa and walked to his room.
It is now twelve o'clock in the evening, and while there is still an hour or two before going to bed, I plan to find some evolution videos on the Internet to learn from.
Since the summer vacation after the college entrance examination, he has watched videos to study basically every night.
Make sure that you acquire enough knowledge every day so that you don’t have to give it all back to the teacher as soon as school starts after the summer vacation.
After all, there are quite a lot of things to remember in the evolution department, and it is easy to forget them if you are not exposed to them.
As for why I only watch videos and not read books.
That's because he is a book-rejecting person who gets sleepy whenever he reads a book, and is more able to accept learning through watching videos as an input method.
Go into the room and climb into bed.
Su Yan took out his mobile phone from his pocket, which was twitching intensely every day but still holding strong.
Then skillfully open the web page and enter the URL of the frequently visited website.
Su Yan chose the whaling country without hesitation.
In the two months before the summer vacation, he watched the teaching videos of every evolutionary power.
Among them, the one that made him feel the most professional was the instructional video from the whaling country.
It feels vivid and vivid.
Especially their teachers, all of them are young and beautiful girls.
The most important thing is to be dedicated, which is very helpful for students to learn quickly.
This is recognized worldwide and is not Su Yan's personal preference.
[Teacher: Asuka Qiluo, Ozawa Malikya, Ohashi Weijiu, Youya on the mountain...]
[Choose: Youya on the mountain]
After choosing a teacher, Su Yan began his non-stop high-intensity learning mode that day.
to be honest.
He really wanted to have an in-depth communication with this evolution teacher who had excellent teaching ability, but unfortunately he was in a whaling country, so the distance was a bit too far.
otherwise.
It must be possible to exchange knowledge in depth.
well!
After all, it is still beyond our reach...
Su Yan sighed inwardly, and then continued to study intensively under the covers day after day.
Learning always makes people happy, and happy time always passes quickly.
Without paying attention, time quietly came to two o'clock in the middle of the night.
At this time, Su Yan, who was under the covers, was already a little overwhelmed with studying.
Regarding this.
Without even thinking about it, he decisively put down his cell phone and lay his head back to sleep, so as not to accidentally die suddenly.
after all.
Studying is important, but life is even more important.
In fact, under normal circumstances, Su Yan would study until five in the morning without feeling sleepy.
After all, he is now a powerful legendary creature, and his sleep requirements have been greatly reduced.
Just three hours of sleep a day is enough.
However.
He got up at around seven o'clock in the morning yesterday, and didn't rest for a moment. He was even hungry for food from Jiuli.
so.
Only then will he learn that he starts to feel sleepy at two o'clock in the night and can't help but want to go to bed.
"Click."
Suddenly, the door was opened.
Su Yan opened his eyes slightly and looked towards the door calmly.
Then what came into view was a pretty figure, it was Jiuli who had been living together for a long time.
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