Chapter 51 Brother and sister disagree! They fight each other on the spot!
"Little Douding, don't cry yet. Tell Brother Susu what happened."
"Wo... Wo just saw the stupid advertisement of the pants seller on TV."
Little Douding cried and said:
"Then...then I suddenly felt hungry, oh oh oh..."
"Forehead......"
Hearing this, Su Yan was speechless.
Then without saying a word, he hung up the phone call from Xiaodouding.
I thought this sister was useless too...
He just heard Little Douding howling like he was killing a pig, and he thought something big had happened.
Is this the result?
Just because you happened to see a hamburger commercial on TV and wanted to eat it, and then you were about to starve to death?
well!
Sisters in anime are all liars.
My sister in reality is not cute at all.
After leaving school.
Su Yan also transformed into a maniac with girls.
He first went to the fruit shop the day before yesterday and bought some large oranges from the fruit section.
Then he went to sell Dang Lao one by one to buy hamburgers for Xiao Douding.
Go into a burger restaurant.
Su Yan casually ordered three super double Big Mac burgers, then quietly found a seat to sit down and waited for the waiter to pack them up.
While waiting, the two young men at the table next to him suddenly started chatting enthusiastically about gossip.
"Have you heard? The director of the Kuai Zhuhen training gym in Evolution Street is dead."
"I haven't heard of it. Please elaborate and tell me quickly!"
"You may not believe it when I tell you. The curator usually seems honest and honest, but he has several mistresses behind his back."
"Is his kidney okay?"
"I don't know whether his kidneys are good or not. I only know that his whole body is not well now."
"How to say?"
"Just yesterday, the tigress in his house discovered that he was keeping a mistress."
"Then what?"
"What else can I do? I'll just get beaten up by the tigress and then leave the house."
"It's so miserable."
"Yes, the mistresses he kept have all left him one after another, and now there is not even anyone willing to lend a helping hand to him."
"As pathetic as a clown."
"Yes, it is indeed quite pitiful. I heard that they are still living on the streets and sleeping on the bridge."
As he said this, the young man had some sympathy on his face.
At this moment, a girl at the next table couldn't help but yelled: "Is he pitiful? I think he is hateful!"
"If it were me, I would have broken his third leg on the spot to see if he still wanted to hang out!"
After arguing with each other, the girl suddenly fired the map cannon and said, "Sure enough, none of you guys are good!"
The young man was immediately unhappy when he heard this, and immediately retorted unceremoniously:
"I told you that every man is a piece of shit. Doesn't your father have any objection?"
"Also, don't pretend that you women are very good, just smile every step of the way."
"If the hostess of the gym hadn't been greedy for beauty and found a pretty boy to marry, would she have cheated on her like this?"
"Besides, if you women who hate the poor and love the rich hadn't ruined the social atmosphere, would those young girls have been kept?"
After saying that, many men in the store silently gave the young man a thumbs up.
The girl on the other side was so angry that she was trembling all over. Her whole body was covered in cold sweat and her hands and feet were cold on a hot day.
"You idiot men are really morally bankrupt, and cheating is still justified, right?"
"I'm really out of breath. Can this world with dog men everywhere get better?"
I saw that both sides were at war with each other.
It was almost a fight.
Su Yan stood up and left his seat, walked to the middle of the two tables, stopped, and then said:
"In fact, the world is a beautiful place. Men and women are united, friendly and helping each other."
"When a man has money, he will take the initiative to take care of more women so that they can live a better life."
"And when a woman knows that a man has no money, she will take the initiative to leave to reduce the burden on him."
After speaking, Su Yan looked at everyone and launched a spiritual questioning to them:
"Isn't it wonderful enough for a world where everyone knows how to help each other?"
Everyone: "???"
At this moment, after hearing what Su Yan said, everyone present was stunned.
For a moment, I wanted to curse, but I was stunned and couldn't speak out.
Seeing that everyone was silent, Su Yan thought that they were all enlightened by his words.
For this reason, a smile of doing good things appeared on his face, and then he walked silently to the food pick-up area, picked up the packaged burger, and left quietly.
When the matter is over, he brushes off his clothes and goes away, hiding his merit and fame.
...
Just entered the house.
Su Yan saw his eldest sister Su Yike reciting ancient poems and prose seriously, thinking that she was indeed a good student who had studied seriously since she was a child.
His eyes passed over the eldest sister.
Searching for Little Douding.
However, after watching for a long time, Su Yan couldn't even see the figure of Little Douding.
When he couldn't find it, he didn't bother to look for it.
It just takes a while for the burger smell to dissipate.
Little Douding will naturally run over on his own.
He walked all the way to the dining table and stopped.
Su Yan placed the breakfast he was carrying on the table, and then suddenly noticed a black shadow lying under the table.
The whole person was almost shocked.
He took a closer look and found that it was Little Douding lying on the ground asleep.
He immediately reached out and tugged at her clothes.
However!
Little Douding was still sleeping deeply.
No sign of waking up.
Seeing this, Su Yan tore open the hamburger bag, and the delicious smell of hamburger suddenly wafted out.
this moment.
Little Douding, who was still sleeping, immediately jumped up instinctively.
She looked at the burger in front of her and couldn't help but exclaimed: "What a fool! What a fool! Big fool!"
Soon, Su Yan also called the other two sisters over to have burgers.
And himself.
Then he silently walked to the side and leaned flat on the floor, doing push-ups with high intensity.
Qi and blood +1+1+1...
If you are tired from exercising, just sit on the ground and rest for a while, then peel a big orange and take a bite.
Qi and blood +1+1+1...
"The late emperor was not even halfway through his business, but the middle path collapsed. Today, the score is three points..."
While Su Yike was eating a burger, he silently recited a few lines of ancient poetry from time to time.
It was as if he was recalling the ancient poems he had just recited, very hard.
"A friend came from afar...uh...what's the next sentence?"
Su Yike was reciting and then stopped, suddenly forgetting what the next sentence was.
"Sister Su Su, I know how to do this!" Su Erke, who was eating a hamburger at the side, saw this, his eyes lit up immediately, and he was eager to try.
"This is junior high school knowledge." Su Yike said with a raised eyebrow.
Hehe, it's time to show real skills... Su Erke thought in his heart.
Then he recited loudly: "Sister Su Su, if a friend comes from afar, he will be killed even though he is far away!"
After saying that, Su Erke looked at his sister Su Su expectantly.
Silently waiting for her praise.
for example:
Wow!
My Erke is so smart!
It’s so wise!
Praise like that.
It's a pity that ideals are often plump, but reality is always skinny.
In the end, Su Erke failed to wait for the praise from her sister. Instead, she waited for the blank look from her brother and his deep malice towards the primary school students.
Su Yan rolled his eyes at her and said angrily: "The junior high school students are studying, why are you, a primary school student, joining in the fun?"
When Su Erke heard this, he suddenly felt a little unhappy.
He immediately retorted: "What's wrong with the primary school students? Are the primary school students eating your rice?"
"Conan is also a primary school student, but look how wise and smart he is!"
"Why do you look down on elementary school students!"
Hearing this, Su Yan chuckled and said:
"Yes, yes, yes, yes, I am a primary school student, and primary school students are all superior to others!"
The two brothers and sisters choked each other when they disagreed, and the room was filled with happy air.