Su Mu glanced at her phone sleepily, and said helplessly to her mother: "Mom, it's only six o'clock in the morning..."
"What's wrong with six o'clock? You should get up at six o'clock." Su Mu's mother said to him energetically: "Young man, show some energy. Does your girlfriend know that you like to sleep in so much?"
"I know...she also knew that I was very angry when I woke up." Su Mu yawned long as he spoke.
When Su Mu's mother heard this, she was stunned. She looked at her son with strange eyes, and after a long while, she asked cautiously: "What do you mean? You all slept together."
??”
"..."
Su Mu was silent for a moment, and then said vaguely: "Absolutely."
"What do you mean, brat, tell me clearly. Did you do something unspeakable to this girl? She is still a minor. How could you do it? It's illegal for you to do this.
Yes, do you know??" Su Mu's mother directly went up to hold his ears and roared loudly.
"Mom..." Su Mu looked at her helplessly and said, "What are you thinking about? Am I that kind of person?"
"It's impossible to say for sure." Su Mu's mother frowned and said word by word: "Young man, he is full of energy and has a lot of firepower. If something really sparks..."
"Okay, okay, nothing like what you thought happened, is that okay? Can I go back to sleep?" Seeing that she was about to start chattering again, Su Mu quickly interrupted her.
"Why are you sleeping? Xiaoli and Xiaojiu are already up. Your girlfriend is here today. Can't you get some snacks??" Su Mu's mother looked at him with an expression of hatred and said: "You
Could it be that you just want to have fun with other girls?? Could it be that you don’t want to be responsible??”
"Mom! What are you thinking about!?" Su Mu finally couldn't help but rolled his eyes at her and said, "It's only six o'clock now. Even if I get up, people will come over at noon. What do you want me to do all morning?"
"What else can you do? Help me clean up the house." Su Mu's mother said angrily: "Mop the floor, wipe the table, and dust the walls!"
"..."
Su Mu frantically reached out and pulled his hair, feeling that he was about to collapse. He reached out to support his mother's shoulders, looked at her with a serious expression and said: "Okay, don't be busy with this. I
Let me tell you the truth."
"What did you say??" Su Mu's mother suddenly felt a little bit in her heart: "You really don't have a girlfriend??"
"No, actually my girlfriend... you also know her." Su Mu paused slightly, and then continued: "She is Xiaoli."
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"..."
After he finished speaking these words, the air around him fell silent for a moment.
After a while, Su Mu's mother lifted his hand on her shoulder and said with a speechless expression: "Okay, okay, stop messing around and get up quickly!"
"No nonsense, my girlfriend is really Xiaoli." Su Mu looked at her seriously.
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"..."
After another moment of silence, Su Mu's mother hesitated and asked, "Really Xiaoli?"
"Yeah." Su Mu nodded.
"Beast, how could you do something to your own sister!?" Su Mu's mother said nothing, slapped her and roared.