Xi Yuxie returned home when it got dark. He looked at the villa with warm light in the distance. It felt good to have someone waiting for his return.
"Master, Madam Kuang has stayed in the Elf Century since she came back today and has not gone out." Ling Yu told Xi Yuxie the information she knew immediately.
It’s not monitoring, I just wonder if Sister Kuang will be too boring.
The car slowly approaches...
Suddenly, Xi Yuxie heard a sound like thunder coming from inside the villa.
"What is this sound?" Xi Yuxie frowned slightly in confusion.
When Ling Yu heard it, "Okay...it sounds like music."
After he finished speaking, suddenly a female devil's voice came from the villa: There is no day off in 365 days, put on the monitoring headphones, the party tonight is my biggest..."
Ling Yu: "..."
I didn’t quite understand what it means to be handsome, until one day I picked up a mirror and looked at it, and it suddenly dawned on me.”
The corner of Xi Yuxie's mouth twitched, and then he said calmly, "Fortunately, the location chosen was separated from the surrounding communities."
I am the most handsome in our village. I am so handsome in style and level that I have been so handsome throughout the entire era..."
Before he could react, the ancient DJ exploded his head, and continued with the woman's howling voice: "I am the midnight DJ, feel my music, happy time cannot be wasted... If I were the DJ... you will love me
?...Will you love me?...Will you love me?"
Xi Yuxie's slender figure took the lead and stepped into the house. Ling Feng, Ling Yu and others behind him had goosebumps and suppressed the urge to cover their ears.
Xi Yuxie: "..."
Suddenly a red light flashed across the sky and the earth followed by a tremor, and the clouds formed a big Chinese character handsome and fell at my door.
I am the coolest in our village. Not only am I cool on the outside, but I am also cool on the inside. It is impossible not to be cool.
What lyrics is this...?
Then Ling Feng and a group of his subordinates at the rear were also thrown into confusion in the wind, and were half-dead by Su Wenrou's thunder.
Ling Yu: "..."
It's so... so... so scary.
Ling Yu was so frightened that she couldn't hold the steering wheel firmly. This magic sound, no... this... is this the voice of Sister Kuang?
Sister Kuang’s speaking voice is very nice, but when she sings, it’s so... shocking that the ghosts and gods weep, and the earth falls apart?
"Haha, Sister Kuang... Sister Kuang must be in a good mood today." Ling Yu forced himself to calm down, and then hehe said.
At this time, Su Wenrou on the second floor had no idea that Xi Yuxie was coming. Instead, she stepped on the sofa with bare feet, holding a microphone in her left hand and a bottle of red wine in her right hand and continued singing passionately, "In our village.
I am the most stubborn, horizontally like a crab and vertically like a tortoise. Anyway, I am not the most attractive.
Ling Yu: "..."
Master, if you talk like this and Sister Kuang finds out, you will be beaten to death, right~
Xi Yuxie closed the car window and got out of the car, and the magic sound hit his brain more intuitively~
Su Wenrou: "There used to be a legend in the mountains over there that within a hundred years a uniquely handsome man would appear in our village.
People are talking about it and thinking in private, I don’t know which family’s ancestral graves have green smoke, which means their ancestors have accumulated virtue.
Kuang...Sister Kuang, if I beat you to death, don't sing anymore, okay?
Everyone: "..."
Of course, they were not the only ones. The Lord of the Rings was also going crazy at this time. He could only cry in his consciousness and said without tears, "Master, you...can you please stop singing?"
"No, no, I'm going to keep drinking." Su Wenrou held the phone and tipped the red wine bottle on her right side.
Lord of the Rings: "..."
Well! The master’s singing voice was actually not so magical at first, and he became obsessed with it~
It's just that, as soon as I found the wine, my painting style changed drastically.