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Chapter 58 The Shit Shovel Officer

Literally understood, a poop scooper is a person who takes care of pets' daily life and helps them scoop poop. Of course, scooping poop for different animals also has different names. A Pegasus shoveling poop can be called Bi Ma Wen.

Tom is Noble's chief shit shoveler.

However, although the act of raising a dragon sounds high-end, it is actually very painful. It is not a big deal if you raise a cat or a dog, but if you are bitten or scratched by a dragon, you will have to go to the campus hospital. Luo

En encountered misfortune while feeding Norbert: his right hand was bitten by Norbert, and it swelled up the next day, and green pus even oozed out.

What's even worse is that dragons can breathe fire. When he was just born, Norbert was still a dragon-shaped lighter, but as it gradually grew bigger, the flames gradually upgraded from a lighter to a gas stove. A breath of dragon breath was not escaped,

A large area of ​​skin was burned.

In addition, Norbert was too restless, restless and curious, so it became more and more difficult to raise him. Hagrid was also big-hearted. Norbert had already shown his obvious naughty side, but he just didn't see it.

Likewise, he often says the classic line: "It's still a child!"

As Norbert's body grew, so did his appetite. In the first week, he only drank a little chicken blood brandy, and then he began to eat large chunks of meat. The diet was very wide, from dead mice to

The fish in the black lake will not refuse anyone who comes.

Norbert's eating habits are also very interesting. Most other animals eat raw food, but as a fire dragon, it is reasonable for Norbert to process the ingredients. Since he roasted the mouse with a breath of dragon breath, he has opened up a new world.

, it is a great pleasure to have barbecue every day.

After Tom discovered this feature, he had an idea. For the next few meals, he served Norbert some barbecue with seasonings, which won Norbert's favor. Soon, Norbert didn't like eating raw meat.

However, since he became obsessed with barbecue, Norbert didn't like to move very much - which was a good thing. Every day he squatted by the fire, waiting for Tom or others to feed him, and almost never moved. Tom even suspected that

, insert six pillars next to Noble in the morning, and in the afternoon he may still be in the circle surrounded by the pillars.

Cooked meat is easier to digest than raw meat. Coupled with the reduced amount of exercise, Norbert actually gained weight. The whole dragon no longer looked as shriveled as when it first hatched. Norbert became rounder, commonly known as "baby fat."

Of course, although Long is a bit of a homebody, he still has a great temper. Whenever the amount of food is not enough or the taste is not to his liking, Norbert will just throw a flame. At first, Tom tolerated it for Hagrid's sake, but he was repeatedly beaten by Long.

Come on, the clay figurine is also very angry, not to mention Tom's tolerance for naughty children is also limited.

So Tom decided that education should start from childhood! It’s time to help Hagrid discipline this fat dragon.



The sun was shining in the sky, and Norbert was sleeping in. Suddenly, his fleshy hind legs twitched twice, and the fat dragon woke up from his sleep. He counted the time and found that the poop shovel hadn't even delivered the food yet.

, couldn't help but flew into a rage, and blew out two puffs of thick smoke from his nostrils.

When it saw the familiar figure, it was immediately hit with a strong breath of dragon's breath, but was easily dodged by the shit shoveler, and then——

"The fluorescent light flashes, the clear water is like a spring, and the body is frozen!"

Tom directly hit three consecutive moves with one click. First, he blinded Noble's eyes with a lighting spell, then slapped his face with a water-making spell, and finally immobilized Noble with a freezing spell. A set of combos was completed in one go, and Noble was stunned. Immediately afterwards, Hagrid's sheets seemed to come to life, wrapping Norbert tightly like a rice dumpling, and a rope raised its head from the ground and tied its mouth.

Now Norbert was completely unable to move as if he had been sealed. Tom couldn't help but feel very pleased: he was very good at transfiguration and spells! Moreover, the position of the rope around his mouth was very clever, just in the blind spot. Even if Norbert is mutated and can breathe fire from his nostrils, he won't be burned.

Norbert: "Wow! (Mortals, don't overstep your bounds!)"

Tom directly took off one of his shoes, tapped Norbert's nose, and then gave another shot of clear water. The rope was slightly loosened, and when he saw the light of the fire, he tightened it again. Repeated this several times, and Norbert became more honest. , there are big doubts in the little dragon's eyes.

When Tom loosened the rope around its mouth again, it was very honest and did not make any trouble.

So Tom squatted in front of it with his shoes, knocked on its big head, and said after knocking: "Make you spit fire!"

"Make you angry!"

"Let you go crazy and demolish the house!"

"Let you..."

Whenever Norbert wanted to resist, the rope and water would hit his face in time. Norbert, whose body was controlled, had no power to fight back in front of Tom. It was not until the end that Norbert accepted his fate and Tom completely let go of him. Even if the sheets were removed, Norbert still lay down where he was, standing out as a well-behaved person.

Norbert didn't put up any resistance because he understood that the black-skinned demon in front of him (Tom's wizard robe was black) was no match for him. His own flames couldn't hurt him, and he also knew some weird tricks. , can make oneself unable to move.

Of course, for a thick-skinned fire dragon, those actions just made it uncomfortable, but would not cause any substantial harm. Tom's actions just now were just to establish authority. Norbert's attitude towards Tom before It is: If he brings me food every day, then I must be a god. But Tom hopes that Norbert understands: If I provide you with food every day, I am your god!

For animals that live in groups, you must establish authority and let them think that your status is higher than theirs. For animals like fire dragons that clearly have territorial divisions, you must let them know that they are now in your territory!

After a friendly and cordial interaction, Norbert admitted that Tom's status was higher than his own and that he was the master of this territory.

Soon, Tom and Norbert established a conditioned reflex. As long as Tom took out his "magic shoes", Norbert would unconsciously shiver and then calm down.

Not long after Tom and Norbert established a further relationship, Hagrid walked in carrying a bunch of field mice. He walked up to Norbert, stretched out his big hand and rubbed its head.

Although Hagrid looked careless, he was actually well prepared. He was confident that he could avoid Norbert's dragon breath. As for being bitten or scratched a few times by it, it was not a big deal to the hybrid giant.

Norbert indeed bared his fangs and there was a fire brewing in his throat, but Tom next to him took off his shoes and waved them, and Norbert suddenly became silent. He lay on the floor obediently and let Hagrid rub him. big brain.

Hagrid:!


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