Chapter 605 Dumbledore may be encountered at the corner
The two played around for a while before coming out of the Room of Requirement.
On the way to the Great Hall, an old wizard with a white beard blocked Tom and Hermione.
"Good morning, Mr. Yodel, Miss Granger." Dumbledore greeted the pair of students in front of him with a smile.
"Ah, good morning, Professor Dumbledore." Tom felt guilty after seeing Dumbledore, so he could only say hello to him.
Hermione lowered her head in shame, not even daring to look at Dumbledore.
It felt quite like coming out of the woods at night and bumping into the dean of students - it was even scarier than this. The two of them met the principal.
There was once a joke in which the dean of students shouted bitterly: "A man who will put your hand away when you meet me can't talk about eachother!"
This paragraph really happened to Tom. At this time, Hermione had the words "Tom and I are not familiar" written all over her face.
"Where are you going?" Dumbledore seemed to be in a good mood and took the initiative to chat with Tom.
"hall."
"Then where did you come from?"
Tom:……
"Ravenclaw common room."
"Then you've taken quite a detour."
Tom:……
Now he just wants to find a crack in the ground to escape.
Are you so unlucky today? You actually met Dumbledore as soon as you went out. He thought to himself.
"Take a walk." He came up with a lame excuse.
"Then you got up early enough." Dumbledore said casually.
Tom sighed and echoed: "Yes, it really bothers the roommates. It would be nice if there were single dormitories..."
Dumbledore glanced at Tom with a strange look. He saw through Tom's little thoughts, so a smile appeared on his lips: "Yordel, in a single dormitory, only one person can live. Even if you are staying in a dormitory,
Only students of the same gender are allowed to stay overnight. If you want to share a dormitory with Miss Granger, I'm afraid that's not possible."
Tom:……
You forced me to do this! Tom took a deep breath and prepared to start singing.
"Professor Dumbledore," Tom said in a very serious tone, "How can you assume my gender based on my physical appearance? You see, my biological sex is male, but I have gender cognitive disorder.
I have always considered myself a woman. And I am gay, so I like women. At the same time, I am a fundamentalist, so I cannot undergo sex reassignment surgery, and I have severe transvestism, so I only wear men's clothes... Therefore, you
You cannot refuse my application to share a dormitory with Miss Granger, otherwise you will be discriminating against sexual minorities."
Although the current Muggle society is not as evil as it was thirty years ago, political correctness has begun to take shape. However, all of this is insulated from the magical world. If you want to rely on BUFF to gain a position in the magical world, I am afraid you have to wait until Hermione grows up.
According to the original world line, Hermione's operations to fight for the rights of house elves and other non-human creatures really have the potential to become politically correct.
Therefore, this was the first time Dumbledore had seen this magical combination of punches.
He only thought that what Tom said was novel, but too complicated. He dismissed it...
After teasing the two little guys, Dumbledore changed the subject and got to the point.
"Yordel, I'd like you to come to my office."
Hearing what Dumbledore said, Hermione was confused and anxious. She wanted to say something, but she didn't know how to plead for Tom.
In just a few seconds, Hermione's mood changed like a roller coaster. At first, she tried to convince herself that Dumbledore would not punish him and nothing bad would happen. Then, she felt that this idea was a bit naive, but she
She shouldn't act without permission and disturb the situation. Then, she realized that she couldn't do anything. Finally, when she thought of her words, she found that Dumbledore had already taken Tom away, and it was already too late.
She could only walk to the principal's office in confusion.
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Good night and sweet dreams.
Some unpopular memes in HP:
1. Twins blowing up the toilet.
"If I get another letter from the school saying that you... you blew up a toilet..."
"Blow up a toilet? We've never bombed a toilet!"
"That's a great idea, Mom!"
2. Later, when Harry woke up from the hospital bed, Dumbledore told him that the twins wanted to give him a toilet seat, but it was confiscated.
3. Professor Binns is too old and forgot to take his body with him to class.
4. First grade Quidditch game.
Dean, who like Harry grew up in a Muggle family: "Red card! Send him off!"
Seamus: "This isn't football! There's no sending off in Quidditch! And what's a red card?"
5. Ron described Percy: "He wouldn't recognize a joke even if it was danced in front of him wearing only a teapot cover."
6. Dumbledore had bad luck eating Bibi's multi-flavored beans: he had tasted vomiting before.
"I guess it's always safe to have a toffee flavored one...
"Damn it! It smells like earwax!"
7. Nearly headless Nick, named Sir Nicholas Mimsey-Porpington, angrily complained to Harry that the Headless Horseman Club had rejected his application for membership because his head was still slightly connected to his neck.
8.Mrs. Weasley told her husband that their son should take the speedster out.
Mr. Weasley said excitedly: "Really? How does it run?"
Mr. Weasley was scolded by his wife.
"Ahem, I mean, this is wrong, sons!"
Like father, like son!
9. Mr. Weasley: "So, Harry, tell me, what exactly is a rubber duck used for?"
10. Ron’s owl was old and weak, and bumped its head against the window and the Hogwarts dining table...
11. Although I feel a little sorry for Ron and Neville, their yelling letters were a bit funny. Especially Neville, who ran away with the letter in his hands. The letter started to smoke halfway, and his grandmother's roar echoed in the corridor.
12. In the fifth grade, Harry wrote a coded letter to Sirius: "Dear Cold:... there is a new professor, she is as cute as your mother..."
13. Why is Mad-Eye Moody such a bad professor because he trolls his pupils.
Why is Mad-Eye a bad professor?
Because he can't control his pupils. (Note: pupils has two meanings: "student" and "eyeball")
14. Why does have gsses Nobody nose.
Why doesn't Voldemort wear glasses?
No one knows (nose has the same pronunciation as knows).
15. How much does it cost to otter his favorite sport A quid each.
How much does it cost to watch Harry Potter play?
One pound at a time (A quid each sounds like Quidditch/Quidditch).
16. A bit of hell
"Harry, yodfather is dead."
"Are you serious!"
"Yep. Dead Sirius."
Harry, your godfather has passed away.
Are you sure?
Yes. Sirius is dead. (Dead Sirius sounds the same as Dead serious, meaning "very sure")