As soon as I stepped out of the elevator, I found a man in his early twenties standing at the door of his house. He was wearing a light blue ancient costume and was trying hard to look into the cat's eyes. When he heard the noise, he turned around and jumped up excitedly with huge dark circles under his eyes.
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Yun Qi subconsciously took a step back, holding up the bamboo stick with candied haws on it, pointing the pointed end at the man in front of her who looked a little crazy, and shouted in a milky voice: "What are you doing, step back! Otherwise Xiao Qi will use it
I’ll poke you with a bamboo stick!”
The man was not angry at all. He took a step back obediently, with excitement that could not be concealed on his face: "Are you the little master Yun Qi? My name is Lu Zhao, and I am your loyal fan."
Yun Qiuce chased them away impatiently: "Okay, okay, we Xiaoqi don't need any loyal fans. If you have something to do, just talk about it. If nothing happens, you can leave."
Lu Zhao didn't even look at Yun Qiuce, and stared at Yun Qi with a burning gaze, "Little Master, I believe in your ability. I can tell at a glance that you have real ability since you were a child star.
I really have something to ask for when I come here this time, and I want to ask you for a way to travel back to ancient times."
Yun Qi was stunned. She had taken so many orders and had seen all kinds of desires, but this was the first time she had heard of such a weird request.
Yun Qiuce snorted coldly, "This person has gone crazy. I suggest you go to the hospital to have his brain checked."
After speaking, he was about to drive people away when Lu Zhao shouted excitedly:
"Little Master, I know there must be a way to travel back to ancient times. Please tell me, otherwise I will have no choice but to continue watching TV."
Yun Qiuce:......
"Here, drink."
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"Yes, the little master is really smart. If I want to go back to ancient times, I have to find a way to travel through time. So where is the way to travel through time? Of course it is time travel novels. So every time I read a novel, I imitate one.
I've tried all kinds of methods, including slipping in the shower, being hit by a car, being struck by lightning... but none of them worked."
Yun Qiuce scratched his head in distress, "I actually think what he said makes sense."
"Whether a time tunnel exists or not, Xiao Qi can't draw a conclusion. But I can clearly say that it is absolutely impossible to help mortals travel through time and space. Don't have such illusions. But if your hall is dark and someone wants to harm you, you
Didn't you notice at all?"
The corner of Yun Qiuce's mouth twitched, "It's over, this person is really crazy, I think we should call the mentally ill."
"You should have guessed from my clothes that I am an antique lover. I came into contact with ancient culture five years ago, and then I fell in love with ancient clothes. In my daily life, except when I have to wear modern clothes, most of the time
I always wear ancient costumes." Lu Zhao said proudly:
"And I like history. I read all the history books and understand every period of history and everything that happened in every dynasty. I can be said to be a history expert. Maybe I am too obsessed with studying history, and I feel disappointed and at a loss with the reality.
Everyone around me said that I was crazy and affected real life, but they didn’t understand that I wanted to live in ancient times. I felt that I should be an ancient person, not a modern person. I was a soul born in the wrong era.”
Lu Zhao smiled, "None of this matters. As long as I successfully travel through time, it doesn't matter whether that person harms me or not. I will disappear from this time and space anyway."
"Hey -" Lu Zhaoyu retorted earnestly, "How can you say it's just pretending? This is our long and splendid culture."
Yun Qiuce wanted to continue chasing people away, but Yun Qi pulled his arm away with a calm look, "Wait a minute, uncle, this person can stay."
"Thank you very much."
"Why are you reading time-travel novels, to accumulate time-travel experience?" Yun Qi asked in surprise.
"Yes! In order to go back in time, I read all the time-travel novels. As you know, some time-travel novels are full of loopholes, but in order to sum up my experience, I endured it and read them one after another."
"No, I see that your eyes are dark, your eyes are dull, and there are veins across the bridge of your nose. There will be a bloody disaster in the next few days, so I want to save your life."
It turns out that the weird person who is obsessed with time travel and bangs his head against the TV really does exist.
Lu Zhao raised his head and smiled brightly at him, making his pale and bloodless face look a little more alive.
"Yes, we tried all kinds of methods but couldn't successfully travel. Then I saw you on the Internet. I knew that you would be able to use mystical skills to open the time tunnel and help us travel. Of course, I know that traveling through time and space is a secret and a taboo.
You will definitely not agree easily, and may even deny that you have this ability, but I believe that as long as I am sincere enough, I will surely impress you."
Lu Zhao almost jumped up in excitement, "Little Master, so you really have a way to let me travel back to ancient times, right?"
"I know it's culture, but you're a modern person who is just pretending. Do you think this is very elegant and elegant?" Yun Qiuce replied angrily.
After taking Lu Zhao into the living room and sitting down, Yun Qiuce poured him a glass of water coldly and placed it heavily in front of him.
"You are a person with no connotation. I won't talk to you." Lu Zhao turned to look at Yun Qi, "Little Master, do you know of any way to travel back to ancient times?"
He simply didn't know what words to use to describe his mood at the moment.
"I asked you, can you be more serious? You really think you are a disciple of a famous ancient family. Why are you pretending to be in front of me?"
"Later, I met a group of like-minded people. Each of us wanted to travel back to ancient times, so we formed a small group to share experiences and find safe and reasonable ways to travel back."
Yun Qiuce spread his hands helplessly, "I just said that sand sculptures always appear in groups."
Yun Qi was not in a hurry to answer and blinked, "Tell me your story first."
Yun Qi, "So you came to me just to ask me to help you time travel?"
Yun Qiuce has also watched costume dramas, and at first glance he knew that this was a deliberate imitation of the ancient way of holding a wine glass.
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There is nothing wrong with worshiping ancient culture, but he felt that Lu Zhao was a little obsessed and kept his posture in a concave manner in real life.
Lu Zhao frowned, "You are such an insult to politeness. What do you mean by sand sculpture? This is called ideals and pursuits. Ordinary people like you won't understand."
What kind of weird thing is sitting in front of them now?
Why have I encountered all kinds of idiots since I took the case?!
After that, he picked up the water glass in a very simple and elegant posture.
Yun Qiuce chuckled and took over the conversation, "So you just want to travel back to ancient times?"
Yun Qi and Yun Qiuce looked at each other in surprise.
Yun Qi shook her head, "Don't think about it, there's no way I can help you travel through time."
Lu Zhao became anxious all of a sudden and knelt down on the ground, "Little Master, don't reject me so quickly. You put forward conditions. I will agree to any conditions as long as you don't charge money."
"Ah?" Yun Qiuce laughed angrily, "Why don't you charge money? You want to travel through time but you still don't want to give up money?"
Lu Zhao looked embarrassed and turned out the pockets of his jacket and pants, "I'm really embarrassed to say that I have no money. I'm usually addicted to history and have no intention of learning any skills, let alone finding a job. I studied history books just thinking about traveling back in time.
In ancient times, he accomplished great things, was crowned king and prime minister, and his name went down in history."
