In a two-story building in New York City, Deadpool was wearing an iconic red and black tight-fitting combat suit, paired with a pair of black gloves and boots, and was playing with the head of a zombie.
This zombie was originally the mistress of this small building, and she was the only one in the house. As a result, she did not bite anyone else after becoming a zombie, but the smell of blood in the small building was very strong at this time.
The zombie's body below the neck was divided into at least 80 parts, scattered everywhere. It can be seen that Deadpool's method of killing her can be called abusive... No, to be precise, she has not been completely killed.
kill.
The head that was being played with by Deadpool still had a ferocious expression. Whenever it was turned to the front, it would open its mouth viciously and try to bite him, but Deadpool managed to avoid it narrowly and never tired of it.
Until this tightrope walk finally got its retribution and got bitten hard!
"Oh~ It hurts, it hurts~"
While complaining, Deadpool angrily threw the zombie's head away, slamming it against the wall and smashing it into a pool of blood.
Immediately he raised his hand and blew on the bitten area. Soon the wound there was completely healed, leaving only the gap in the glove.
But Deadpool seemed to have been severely injured and covered his heart: "It's over, I feel like the zombie virus is invading my body, and I'm going to turn into a zombie! Ah~ho~"
With a thud, he fell on his back and lay on the ground silently. Nearly a minute passed before he slowly got up, staggering a little, and letting out an inhuman growl.
Like an unconscious zombie, he staggered toward the door. Just as he turned the doorknob halfway, he suddenly opened his limbs wide and jumped up nimbly.
"Haha~ You must have been deceived by me!"
I don't know who he is talking to.
After 'returning to normal', he looked at the parts of the completely dead female zombies around him, shook his head and said: "The screenwriter has no sense of innovation at all, so why can't he create some different zombies? Losing his mind and not being afraid of pain, he can only hit his head.
It can only be killed by breaking it into pieces... This is so vulgar!
Since it is the product of death disorder, not to mention having super self-healing ability, it must be a truly immortal body. Just like... uh, just like that Japanese comic, the one with the sickle in the ninja.
Guys the same.”
He curled his lips: "It's really boring."
After complaining, he turned to look at the window again, as if listening to something, and said: "Well, someone seems to be here. Do you have anything to do with me?"
He adjusted his tight clothes and walked quickly: "Let me make a superhero appearance!"
With a bang, he smashed the window!
While the glass was flying everywhere, Deadpool completed the difficult maneuver of turning three and a half times in the air. When he landed, he even adopted a half-crouching and kneeling posture, handsomely putting one knee on the ground, one elbow on the knee, and then
He supported his head with his wrist.
After possing for three seconds, he hissed loudly, stood up and spread his hands to the person opposite.
"This building is not constructed scientifically. I obviously just jumped from the second floor, but it was at least eight meters above the ground. Are they building a Wal-Mart?"
Opposite him, it was Ji Xing who had been cleaning up the zombies all the way. Ji Xing looked at this very distinctive Deadpool in the Marvel world, who often breaks dimensional walls, and said with a smile: "Maybe the owner of the house wants to stay in his home
Playing basketball in the living room?”
Deadpool shook his head: "No, no, no, from the look of her, she probably prefers singing and dancing."
He stepped forward and stretched out his hand towards Ji Xing: "I am Wade Wilson, what do you call me?"
"Ji Xing." Ji Xing shook hands with him and at the same time completed the analysis and reproduction of Deadpool's abilities.
The face under Deadpool's hood raised an eyebrow and asked, "Are you a mutant?"
"That's right."
"What a coincidence, so am I." Deadpool said in a weird tone: "It's just that those X-Men don't recognize me. But it's okay, they probably don't have a chance to appear, and their role is far less than mine."
Ji Xing heard this and asked: "Wade, do you know why these zombies appear?"
"Of course." Deadpool said: "Something happened to my goddess when she died. Half of the life and death order in the Marvel world collapsed. Some idiots entered a state of neither life nor death and turned into zombies."
Although he has never been to the star world, Deadpool can naturally call the world he is in the 'Marvel World', and even more exaggeratedly: "This change is not written in the comics, so there must be interference from outsiders.
Our Marvel world is indeed not the only one, there may be a creator world!"
After he finished speaking, he winked at Ji Xing mysteriously, as if to say that he had told Ji Xing a great secret, and as if he was testing whether Ji Xing knew some inside information.
Qixingzhu's camouflage ability is so strong that even the Life Tribunal and others cannot detect Ji Xing's intrusion at all, nor can Deadpool, who can break the dimensional wall. At most, he feels that Ji Xing suddenly appears to find him at this time, which is a bit strange.
But even he couldn't explain exactly what was strange.
At this point, Ji Xing also had a general understanding of Deadpool's specialness, and asked curiously: "Marvel world? Creator world? Wade, what are you talking about? Wait, are you sane!"
"Ha, don't worry, my friend, the voices of those guys with wild eyeballs and tentacles sound like chanting to me, and I'm too lazy to listen." Deadpool said in a disdainful tone: "This is the Marvel world, not Cthulhu.
World, those guys don’t even dare to show up when the goddess is intact!”
"Oh, that makes me feel relieved."
Ji Xing responded with a relieved tone, stretched out his hand, and then a tentacle with eyes suddenly appeared from the palm of his hand, and whipped the zombies that were wandering in the distance into minced meat!
Immediately the tentacles retracted and disappeared, as if nothing happened, Ji Xing smiled at Deadpool and said: "I'm afraid more than half of the millions of people in New York have become zombies, and this number is still increasing every minute.
You can’t finish the killing, it’s annoying. Wade, do you have a safe base to hide in so we can avoid the limelight?”
Deadpool's movements were already stiff.
He glanced around a few times, then laughed and said, "I'm sorry, Ji Xing, I suddenly remembered that the air conditioner in my house was not turned off. I don't know how much electricity bills were incurred, so I have to go back. It's nice to meet you. Goodbye."
!”
As soon as he finished speaking, he ran away into the distance with a swish sound. He drew the two swords from nowhere and swung them, easily killing all the zombies that rushed towards him, and soon disappeared into the denser group of zombies.
Ji Xing just watched him go away with a smile. There was no need to worry about Deadpool being killed by ordinary zombies. He turned around and jumped into the window that Deadpool had just jumped out of, and went to the kitchen to get some food.
I just slept for more than a month and I am very hungry.
After eating, go find Deadpool and follow him secretly. That guy does have a strong sense of the rules of death, and he will be one of the 'protagonists' in the current situation. The chaos caused by the Demon King's desperate struggle is indeed like death
As Shi said, it's not in the comic book, but there will still be a 'plot'.
On the other side, freed from the zombie siege, Deadpool angrily pulled at his scattered arms, legs, organs, etc., and muttered:
"No wonder there's something wrong with him. He turns out to be the 'spokesperson' for those tentacle monsters and eyeball monsters? Oh, it's really not authentic. When did the god Cthulhu do this?"
Thinking this way, he found it extremely irritating to belittle polyhedrons in front of Ji Xing. In fact, he was not afraid of polyhedrons at all as he said. Those indescribable guys had more tricks up their sleeves than anyone else, and he didn't want to become
monster.
Well, although he is already a monster, he is also a monster that only belongs to death.
"Then what happens next..."
The seemingly carefree, ruthless and cruel mercenary Deadpool is actually from the lawful camp. Looking at the tragic situation on the street and listening to the frightened howls in the distance, he shrugged: "If we dissect a few more zombies, will it be possible?"
Are there any additional gains? For example, extracting crystal nuclei from the brain that can strengthen the body, or upgrading the land or something."
So in the next period of time, Deadpool turned into a ruthless zombie cleaning machine, saving the citizens of New York like a superhero.
Five hours later, Deadpool, who had chopped off the last zombie in front of him and half pulled his head off with a knife, was about to take a breath when he suddenly felt a strong wind.
With a boom, like a truck hitting, Deadpool flew dozens of meters directly, and several ribs were broken. However, such injuries were only a minor matter to him, and they were healed almost as soon as he stood up and turned around. In his sight
Then a special zombie appeared.
Wearing a blood-stained red, white and blue uniform and holding a vibranium shield of the same color, it is Captain America, Steve Rogers!
The gloomy look on Deadpool's face told him that he had turned into a zombie, but he seemed to be different from ordinary zombies and had some wisdom. He judged that Deadpool was not easy to deal with and did not attack rashly after one blow.
"Ha, it's you Captain Buttocks. You can't compare to DC's Superman next door. Why don't you just keep fighting the zombies this time?"
You don’t need to think about it to know that this guy must have been fighting zombies for too long and was exhausted. He was bitten without checking. Captain America does not have the anti-virus ability of Deadpool. In other words, this zombie virus is so strong that even the Hulk
and Wolverine may not be able to resist it, so Deadpool won't take it seriously.
Shaking his head, Deadpool rushed forward and fought fiercely with the zombie captain. With his own immortality and the captain's slowness after turning into a zombie, Deadpool soon chopped off the zombie captain's head.
But at this moment, Deadpool's face fell slightly, because the corpse of the zombie captain opposite him, which should not be motionless, suddenly twisted and deformed, and grew tentacles!
"I knew that those guys who scolded me before would definitely be vengeful by them!"
Deadpool had no intention of fighting, because he knew that he had no way to kill the aberrations under the influence of the polyhedron, and he would definitely suffer a loss if he stayed any longer, so he ran away again.
After he left, Ji Xing, who had been following him secretly, showed up and killed Captain America's mutant body with a devastating blow. He muttered in his heart: 'The data and body simulation of Captain America's mutant body are completed.'
…
"Thor simulation completed."
"The Rakshasa girl simulation is completed."
"Nightcrawler simulation completed."
"Jean Gray simulation completed."
In the next few days, Ji Xing followed Deadpool in the same way, paying attention to the deformed opponents that Deadpool could not solve.
The individual strength of these guys is not worth mentioning. Simulating them will not bring any improvement to Ji Xing's strength. However, if there are more of them and Ji Xing combines them with powerful computing power, it can bring some improvement to Ji Xing's strength.
.
And they are not all without merit, especially the deformed Jean Grey. Ji Xing would have to use half of her strength to kill her.
"Is that the Phoenix Force?" He digested in silence for a long time: "Simulation completed!"
And just when he focused his attention on Deadpool again, Ji Xing discovered that there was finally a development there that was different from the daily 'killing monsters'.
A spaceship came through the sky and landed on Deadpool's head!
The appearance of that spaceship was very familiar to Ji Xing, because in another universe, he had smashed one and even killed the owner of the spacecraft.
Sure enough, when the spaceship door opened, the person coming down the elevator was none other than Thanos!
This universe, the Thanos of the 922 universe.
His appearance is no different from Thanos in the previous universe, but his temperament is more evil and his aura is more powerful. He is obviously not a film and television overlord who wants to balance the universe, but an evil overlord who is obsessed with death.
Ji Xing moved closer and eavesdropped.
Deadpool was still so frivolous, he put his hands on his hips and said: "Oh, an alien purple potato suddenly came, and the alien also caused zombies and tentacle monsters, making your purple potato homeless?"
Thanos said in a low voice: "I'm here to cooperate with you."
"……cooperate?"
Deadpool pretended to pick his ears: "Did I hear correctly? You actually want to ask me to cooperate?"
Both of them are favored by death, are obsessed with death, and are complete rivals in love. When can we talk about cooperation?
Thanos casually threw a videotape to Deadpool and said: "This is a sensory thing sent to me by another me in the 1231 universe, and he tried his best to pass the same thing to me in all parallel universes. I think I
There shouldn’t be any need to explain to you bastard what parallel universes are.”
Deadpool looked at the videotape.
"I'm crazy in the 616 universe." Thanos continued: "He wants to kill us in all parallel universes, take away the origin of death in us, synthesize them, and resurrect death! This news was conveyed to me through this video tape
of!"
Deadpool scratched his head, not doubting it, because this was indeed what this purple sweet potato could do.
He said in a weird tone: "What does that matter? Don't you love death the most? You can save death by sacrificing yourself, but you are not willing?"
"Of course I am willing!" Thanos snorted: "But it should not be done by me in the 616 universe, and I have to be willing to sacrifice."
The Thanos of parallel universes are all Thanos, but they are definitely not the same person. In some universes, it may even be unclear who died.
It stands to reason that Thanos, who is obsessed with death in the 922 universe, can indeed sacrifice his life to save death. He also believes that death will resurrect him, but it will not work under the leadership of Thanos in the 616 universe! That guy gets
With all the Infinity Stones and gloves, he is too powerful. If he wants to be the only one to die, aren't they, the victims of other universes, pure clowns?
"Are you willing to be killed by that guy?"
Deadpool spread his hands: "It doesn't matter~ I will definitely die behind you. And... you can't beat you from the 616 universe, right?"
He is reluctant, but he is tough-tongued and mean.
922 Universe Thanos snorted: "I am indeed not his opponent, but... I will find a way to open the channel of the multiverse and contact all of us in it. At that time, we will each choose the goddess of salvation based on our abilities.
The one!"
"Oh, that's a good idea." Deadpool stepped back: "But you don't need me anymore, right?"
Thanos stared at him with a grin: "No, you are not needed to start the multiverse channel, but only you can locate our markings!"